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Clips from The Muppet Show - Edgar Bergen (S02E02)

TV Specials 1976 Season 2, Episode 7 32 min ★ 8.0/10 (6,921 ratings) 360 clips
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♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪
"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪
"♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪"
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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Ready, girls?
"Ready, girls?"
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[clucking in melody to Baby Face]
"[clucking in melody to Baby Face]"
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[squawks]
"[squawks]"
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[squawks]
"[squawks]"
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'Cause the alligators were sick.
"'Cause the alligators were sick."
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- [clucking] - Yeah, OK, OK.
"- [clucking] - Yeah, OK, OK."
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I see what you mean about the dressing room.
"I see what you mean about the dressing room."
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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I guess not, no.
"I guess not, no."
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Yeah, I know you can.
"Yeah, I know you can."
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'cause I always expect wisecracks from Charlie.
"'cause I always expect wisecracks from Charlie."
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Well, make up your mind.
"Well, make up your mind."
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I was going to teach them to jump forwards and backwards.
"I was going to teach them to jump forwards and backwards."
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You don't know what you're saying.
"You don't know what you're saying."
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Charlie, it's really great to have you here.
"Charlie, it's really great to have you here."
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Just try to relax and act natural.
"Just try to relax and act natural."
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Really? You look a little wooden to me.
"Really? You look a little wooden to me."
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That's what we want.
"That's what we want."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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No, thank you.
"No, thank you."
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Right.
"Right."
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Ahh.
"Ahh."
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Check.
"Check."
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Also, I need some string and some paint
"Also, I need some string and some paint"
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Captain, according to my records,
"Captain, according to my records,"
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and save the entire crew of the Swinetrek.
"and save the entire crew of the Swinetrek."
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Well, surely you recognize the independent heating,
"Well, surely you recognize the independent heating,"
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slash, unifying element and the the horizontal equalizing plane.
"slash, unifying element and the the horizontal equalizing plane."
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You want me to do the laundry?
"You want me to do the laundry?"
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Right behind you, captain.
"Right behind you, captain."
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Hiyah!
"Hiyah!"
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[announcer] Tune in again next time
"[announcer] Tune in again next time"
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Well, say, maybe I'm not here.
"Well, say, maybe I'm not here."
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What?
"What?"
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Uh, no.
"Uh, no."
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and Bergen stands next to me and moves his lips.
"and Bergen stands next to me and moves his lips."
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What... what... Mortimer, what's the story going around.
"What... what... Mortimer, what's the story going around."
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Ahhh. Boy, Mortimer, you are stupid.
"Ahhh. Boy, Mortimer, you are stupid."
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OK, well, once again, it's time
"OK, well, once again, it's time"
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It's Fozzie and Chucky time! Ahh!
"It's Fozzie and Chucky time! Ahh!"
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All part of the act. [chuckles]
"All part of the act. [chuckles]"
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There's something about ventriloquism
"There's something about ventriloquism"
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that I think you should know.
"that I think you should know."
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Uh, Chucky,
"Uh, Chucky,"
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who was that lady I saw you with last night.
"who was that lady I saw you with last night."
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- Well, that's nice. - Yes.
"- Well, that's nice. - Yes."
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I have to enjoy myself.
"I have to enjoy myself."
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- Well, he's a bear. - Yes.
"- Well, he's a bear. - Yes."
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- Pure and simple. - Charlie.
"- Pure and simple. - Charlie."
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Accent on "simple."
"Accent on "simple.""
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No. You know, I think he's very nice. He's so cute and cuddly.
"No. You know, I think he's very nice. He's so cute and cuddly."
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It needs a rug. That's enough of that.
"It needs a rug. That's enough of that."
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- I don't want to hear about that. - No, no.
"- I don't want to hear about that. - No, no."
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You miss the companionship of a beautiful, gorgeous female.
"You miss the companionship of a beautiful, gorgeous female."
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Yikes!
"Yikes!"
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Yeah, well, I was, uh, I was talking to Bergen.
"Yeah, well, I was, uh, I was talking to Bergen."
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Mm-hm.
"Mm-hm."
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Uh-huh. Didn't sound that way to me.
"Uh-huh. Didn't sound that way to me."
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if that pig is still there.
"if that pig is still there."
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Is that pig gone?
"Is that pig gone?"
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There's nobody out here but us frogs.
"There's nobody out here but us frogs."
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[knocking]
"[knocking]"
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Edgar Bergen. Twenty-five seconds to curtain, Mr. Bergen.
"Edgar Bergen. Twenty-five seconds to curtain, Mr. Bergen."
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Oh, thank you. Did you hear that, Charlie?
"Oh, thank you. Did you hear that, Charlie?"
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I... I... I just can't believe my eyes. Did he go yet?
"I... I... I just can't believe my eyes. Did he go yet?"
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Yes, he just stuck his head in the door and left.
"Yes, he just stuck his head in the door and left."
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I don't mean him. I mean him.
"I don't mean him. I mean him."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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I just can't believe my eyes. A stick of wood that talks.
"I just can't believe my eyes. A stick of wood that talks."
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[drumroll]
"[drumroll]"
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It's The Muppet Show
"It's The Muppet Show"
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with our very special guest star, Mr. Edgar Bergen.
"with our very special guest star, Mr. Edgar Bergen."
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪
"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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- Maybe they'll be funny. - Wanna bet?
"- Maybe they'll be funny. - Wanna bet?"
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♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪
"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪
"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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[explosion]
"[explosion]"
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Thank you. Thank you.
"Thank you. Thank you."
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Hello there and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
"Hello there and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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We have two very special guests tonight,
"We have two very special guests tonight,"
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Mr. Edgar Bergen and Mr. Charlie McCarthy.
"Mr. Edgar Bergen and Mr. Charlie McCarthy."
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We're also going to try to coax Mortimer Snerd
"We're also going to try to coax Mortimer Snerd"
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into making an appearance.
"into making an appearance."
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You see, Mortimer's a shy country boy.
"You see, Mortimer's a shy country boy."
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Mortimer, this opening number
"Mortimer, this opening number"
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should make you feel right at home.
"should make you feel right at home."
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[applause]
"[applause]"
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[squawks]
"[squawks]"
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Now, why would they have a bunch of chickens sing Baby Face?
"Now, why would they have a bunch of chickens sing Baby Face?"
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That makes sense.
"That makes sense."
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I'll see what I can do about having a coop built
"I'll see what I can do about having a coop built"
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for you out back, OK?
"for you out back, OK?"
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- [clucking] - OK, OK, sure, right.
"- [clucking] - OK, OK, sure, right."
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You have to treat the chickens pretty well.
"You have to treat the chickens pretty well."
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They've got a tough union.
"They've got a tough union."
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Good grief! It's Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy!
"Good grief! It's Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy!"
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Bergen, call the janitor.
"Bergen, call the janitor."
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There's a toad loose in the theater.
"There's a toad loose in the theater."
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- Kermit is supposed to be here. - Yeah?
"- Kermit is supposed to be here. - Yeah?"
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Yes, and besides, don't you know the difference
"Yes, and besides, don't you know the difference"
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between a frog and a toad?
"between a frog and a toad?"
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Frogs are handsome, debonair and charming,
"Frogs are handsome, debonair and charming,"
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while toads are ugly and give you warts.
"while toads are ugly and give you warts."
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I see. I guess that means the toad is supposed to be here.
"I see. I guess that means the toad is supposed to be here."
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Kermit, do forgive Charlie.
"Kermit, do forgive Charlie."
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I know that he can be difficult and trying.
"I know that he can be difficult and trying."
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I can be difficult without trying.
"I can be difficult without trying."
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I don't mind, Edgar,
"I don't mind, Edgar,"
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It's very good to have you here.
"It's very good to have you here."
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I'm sorry, I don't usually talk to frogs, you know.
"I'm sorry, I don't usually talk to frogs, you know."
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- Charlie, please. - Yeah, all right.
"- Charlie, please. - Yeah, all right."
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Oh, well, that's nice.
"Oh, well, that's nice."
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Yes, they're delicious.
"Yes, they're delicious."
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That's not nice.
"That's not nice."
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