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Clips from The IT Crowd - Smoke and Mirrors (S02E02)

TV Movies 2006 Season 2, Episode 5 381 clips
Comedy

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Sorry.
"Sorry."
The IT Crowd
Are you poorly?
"Are you poorly?"
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Oh, Moss.
"Oh, Moss."
The IT Crowd
to a woman talking about bras without...
"to a woman talking about bras without..."
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the second time, it just came as a bit of surprise
"the second time, it just came as a bit of surprise"
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to hear myself talking about them.
"to hear myself talking about them."
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It's been a rollercoaster.
"It's been a rollercoaster."
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Oh, well what kind of celebration
"Oh, well what kind of celebration"
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How do you know I passed out?
"How do you know I passed out?"
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that song goes, The Locomotion, do you remember that song?
"that song goes, The Locomotion, do you remember that song?"
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- Yeah, course I remember. - How's it go again?
"- Yeah, course I remember. - How's it go again?"
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No, no, no. It's -
"No, no, no. It's -"
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It is a funny song.
"It is a funny song."
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you'd have realised that it wasn't true.
"you'd have realised that it wasn't true."
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I don't think that's true.
"I don't think that's true."
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into Google,
"into Google,"
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so please...
"so please..."
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Roy, there's... something I should let you know.
"Roy, there's... something I should let you know."
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Oh, Moss isn't feeling too well and besides, of the two of you,
"Oh, Moss isn't feeling too well and besides, of the two of you,"
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The Ordinary Boys,
"The Ordinary Boys,"
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First, The Ordinary Boys, and now this.
"First, The Ordinary Boys, and now this."
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What?
"What?"
The IT Crowd
What needs my expertise?
"What needs my expertise?"
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Sure.
"Sure."
The IT Crowd
I think that... what.
"I think that... what."
The IT Crowd
Thank you, John, and, prepare to be astonished
"Thank you, John, and, prepare to be astonished"
The IT Crowd
Number one...
"Number one..."
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Excuse me, sorry...
"Excuse me, sorry..."
The IT Crowd
Number one...
"Number one..."
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You bloody thing.
"You bloody thing."
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It's really pinching my sides,
"It's really pinching my sides,"
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proper support, proper support.
"proper support, proper support."
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Hang on a second.
"Hang on a second."
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I've done it.
"I've done it."
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Yes, all right, it's me.
"Yes, all right, it's me."
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It's attached to the phone, I'd have to hang up...
"It's attached to the phone, I'd have to hang up..."
The IT Crowd
Look, just listen to me.
"Look, just listen to me."
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Sorry?
"Sorry?"
The IT Crowd
Is this another one of your inventions?
"Is this another one of your inventions?"
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Moths don't get stuck in baths.
"Moths don't get stuck in baths."
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Yes, they do.
"Yes, they do."
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Even if that were true,
"Even if that were true,"
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it's just not in their nature to learn how to use a ladder.
"it's just not in their nature to learn how to use a ladder."
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a ladder
"a ladder"
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for you will soon be consuming them,
"for you will soon be consuming them,"
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set at gas mark egg-on-your-face.
"set at gas mark egg-on-your-face."
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< How are ye?
"< How are ye?"
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could well ruin your otherwise painstakingly-selected ensemble.
"could well ruin your otherwise painstakingly-selected ensemble."
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- Thank you. - Google?
"- Thank you. - Google?"
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Tiny elements of fissilca rub together to prevent the fabric
"Tiny elements of fissilca rub together to prevent the fabric"
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It's a living bra.
"It's a living bra."
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holding the breasts in position.
"holding the breasts in position."
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So what's it called?
"So what's it called?"
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Oh, that is just huge. You're gonna be on telly.
"Oh, that is just huge. You're gonna be on telly."
The IT Crowd
Why Stephen Jennal?
"Why Stephen Jennal?"
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a woman need ever buy.
"a woman need ever buy."
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Nonetheless, I want complete secrecy on this one,
"Nonetheless, I want complete secrecy on this one,"
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so if anyone asks for me, my name is Stephen Fennal.
"so if anyone asks for me, my name is Stephen Fennal."
The IT Crowd
I chose Stephen Fennal because it's easy to remember.
"I chose Stephen Fennal because it's easy to remember."
The IT Crowd
Right. Except, well, you did say Stephen Jennal earlier.
"Right. Except, well, you did say Stephen Jennal earlier."
The IT Crowd
Smoke and mirrors, Roy. Is it Fennel? Is it Jennal?
"Smoke and mirrors, Roy. Is it Fennel? Is it Jennal?"
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Hello, Moss speaking.
"Hello, Moss speaking."
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- Thanks, James. - Jen, a word.
"- Thanks, James. - Jen, a word."
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Of course I do.
"Of course I do."
The IT Crowd
We can't have Helen going back to BHDR saying Renham Industries
"We can't have Helen going back to BHDR saying Renham Industries"
The IT Crowd
Hello, Stephen Premmel. I'm afraid I'm very late.
"Hello, Stephen Premmel. I'm afraid I'm very late."
The IT Crowd
Hello.
"Hello."
The IT Crowd
Well, we shouldn't have gone to war.
"Well, we shouldn't have gone to war."
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I'm astonished you should agree to this so readily
"I'm astonished you should agree to this so readily"
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There are a couple of glitches I need to iron out.
"There are a couple of glitches I need to iron out."
The IT Crowd
Did you see it? Is he in?
"Did you see it? Is he in?"
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Is he...?
"Is he...?"
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catching up with the news events of the day,
"catching up with the news events of the day,"
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when who should appear upon my television screen?
"when who should appear upon my television screen?"
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It's only the Ministry of Defence.
"It's only the Ministry of Defence."
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Don't get me wrong. You have got the science down
"Don't get me wrong. You have got the science down"
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- What's in it for you? - A cut.
"- What's in it for you? - A cut."
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Half a percent.
"Half a percent."
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I'll have it sorted by next week. Just need to get it back off Jen.
"I'll have it sorted by next week. Just need to get it back off Jen."
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to what I can remember one executive calling "working skirt".
"to what I can remember one executive calling "working skirt"."
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Oh, my tits are hot.
"Oh, my tits are hot."
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Yep, my tits are on fire.
"Yep, my tits are on fire."
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They are on fire. My tits are on fire!
"They are on fire. My tits are on fire!"
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But 40%, Jen, be reasonable.
"But 40%, Jen, be reasonable."
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People do need to be fit to go on Dragons' Den.
"People do need to be fit to go on Dragons' Den."
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Come on, Moss, you're keeping the dragons waiting.
"Come on, Moss, you're keeping the dragons waiting."
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- You look amazing. - Thank you.
"- You look amazing. - Thank you."
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I'm completely sure that I've absolutely sorted out
"I'm completely sure that I've absolutely sorted out"
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Unless I've made it even worse.
"Unless I've made it even worse."
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- What? - Please.
"- What? - Please."
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"One of them, Morris, puts a case on a chair.
""One of them, Morris, puts a case on a chair."
The IT Crowd
Wow, this music sounds like it comes from space.
"Wow, this music sounds like it comes from space."
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- Yeah, mate. - It does.
"- Yeah, mate. - It does."
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I'm having a good time. Yeah.
"I'm having a good time. Yeah."
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Morning, beautiful.
"Morning, beautiful."
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You're very late,
"You're very late,"
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Oh, God! Oh.
"Oh, God! Oh."
The IT Crowd
Are you all right?
"Are you all right?"
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No, it's just, it's just a bad bra.
"No, it's just, it's just a bad bra."
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It's the only one I had handy this morning and it's really terrible,
"It's the only one I had handy this morning and it's really terrible,"
The IT Crowd
it's pinching into my sides
"it's pinching into my sides"
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and the straps are digging into my shoulders.
"and the straps are digging into my shoulders."
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All that and it's not even giving my breasts proper support!
"All that and it's not even giving my breasts proper support!"
The IT Crowd
It's killing me.
"It's killing me."
The IT Crowd
- Oh, I'm sorry, are you OK? - What happened?
"- Oh, I'm sorry, are you OK? - What happened?"
The IT Crowd
No, it's my fault, I really ought to be able to listen
"No, it's my fault, I really ought to be able to listen"
The IT Crowd
Hello, good morning, here I am. Here we go.
"Hello, good morning, here I am. Here we go."
The IT Crowd
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, the first time I wasn't expecting you
"Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, the first time I wasn't expecting you"
The IT Crowd
to start talking about bras and then,
"to start talking about bras and then,"
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Why don't you just have a lie down in there?
"Why don't you just have a lie down in there?"
The IT Crowd
Morning.
"Morning."
The IT Crowd
Morning.
"Morning."
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God, I feel rough.
"God, I feel rough."
The IT Crowd
Good stag?
"Good stag?"
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Yeah, you know, standard stag.
"Yeah, you know, standard stag."
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I may have got a little bit drunk towards the end there.
"I may have got a little bit drunk towards the end there."
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would it be if you didn't pass out at some point?
"would it be if you didn't pass out at some point?"
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Yeah, thank God nobody noticed.
"Yeah, thank God nobody noticed."
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I'm a bit psychic sometimes, and I bet you came straight from
"I'm a bit psychic sometimes, and I bet you came straight from"
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the party as well, didn't you?
"the party as well, didn't you?"
The IT Crowd