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Clips from The IT Crowd - From Hell (S03E03)

TV Movies 2006 Season 3, Episode 1 334 clips
Comedy

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You gave it to me two hours ago
"You gave it to me two hours ago"
The IT Crowd
- Hi, Jen. - Oh, Gary, hi. How's it going?
"- Hi, Jen. - Oh, Gary, hi. How's it going?"
The IT Crowd
- Have we met? - Er... no, I don't think so.
"- Have we met? - Er... no, I don't think so."
The IT Crowd
- You just look... - Oh...
"- You just look... - Oh..."
The IT Crowd
- Bye, Roy. - He's...
"- Bye, Roy. - He's..."
The IT Crowd
- Get out. - No, wait! Wait.
"- Get out. - No, wait! Wait."
The IT Crowd
You wouldn't let me.
"You wouldn't let me."
The IT Crowd
Builders From Hell?!
"Builders From Hell?!"
The IT Crowd
Yeah...
"Yeah..."
The IT Crowd
- Which sink? - All the sinks.
"- Which sink? - All the sinks."
The IT Crowd
I'm 95% sure it was him.
"I'm 95% sure it was him."
The IT Crowd
You... you said you were 99% sure.
"You... you said you were 99% sure."
The IT Crowd
Hey, man.
"Hey, man."
The IT Crowd
- You OK? - Yeah.
"- You OK? - Yeah."
The IT Crowd
OK.
"OK."
The IT Crowd
All right? OK.
"All right? OK."
The IT Crowd
- They mention my glasses. - OK, let's start with that.
"- They mention my glasses. - OK, let's start with that."
The IT Crowd
Them glasses is shit, innit?
"Them glasses is shit, innit?"
The IT Crowd
- Nice glasses. - Oh, yeah, er...
"- Nice glasses. - Oh, yeah, er..."
The IT Crowd
and I can't... I won't... I can't put contact lenses in
"and I can't... I won't... I can't put contact lenses in"
The IT Crowd
cos I'm frightened of touching my eyes.
"cos I'm frightened of touching my eyes."
The IT Crowd
I can't hear you. Can't you see we're having an iPod party?
"I can't hear you. Can't you see we're having an iPod party?"
The IT Crowd
Sorry girls, you'd better go.
"Sorry girls, you'd better go."
The IT Crowd
Girls, ship it!
"Girls, ship it!"
The IT Crowd
This is the problem. The iPod parties are the problem.
"This is the problem. The iPod parties are the problem."
The IT Crowd
Easy there! That's an original.
"Easy there! That's an original."
The IT Crowd
Do you know how much trouble we're in?
"Do you know how much trouble we're in?"
The IT Crowd
- You seemed hysterical. - No!
"- You seemed hysterical. - No!"
The IT Crowd
You're going to hate me for this, but I fancied the day off,
"You're going to hate me for this, but I fancied the day off,"
The IT Crowd
Hi, Gary.
"Hi, Gary."
The IT Crowd
Oh, hello.
"Oh, hello."
The IT Crowd
- Well, actually, I... - Yeah, no, good.
"- Well, actually, I... - Yeah, no, good."
The IT Crowd
I would be beholden to you.
"I would be beholden to you."
The IT Crowd
- What? - Give me £20. I'll pay you back.
"- What? - Give me £20. I'll pay you back."
The IT Crowd
You know what I think of money?
"You know what I think of money?"
The IT Crowd
- Oh! - That's what I think of money.
"- Oh! - That's what I think of money."
The IT Crowd
Ah, you've opened it.
"Ah, you've opened it."
The IT Crowd
What, the whole country?
"What, the whole country?"
The IT Crowd
No, not the whole... Mr Yamamoto.
"No, not the whole... Mr Yamamoto."
The IT Crowd
"I do hope we do not have our own Conrad Black at Reynholm Industries."
""I do hope we do not have our own Conrad Black at Reynholm Industries.""
The IT Crowd
Just do nothing until the conference call tomorrow.
"Just do nothing until the conference call tomorrow."
The IT Crowd
my changes to the video-conferencing system in the meeting room,
"my changes to the video-conferencing system in the meeting room,"
The IT Crowd
It really looked like him, Jen. I'm 80% sure it's him.
"It really looked like him, Jen. I'm 80% sure it's him."
The IT Crowd
Jen, how can you be keeping an eye on him
"Jen, how can you be keeping an eye on him"
The IT Crowd
Sorry, I thought you were in the toilet.
"Sorry, I thought you were in the toilet."
The IT Crowd
And that architrave ain't going to be a problem.
"And that architrave ain't going to be a problem."
The IT Crowd
Yeah, it's classy. It's really good.
"Yeah, it's classy. It's really good."
The IT Crowd
but as you know, in the end I jumped out of a window.
"but as you know, in the end I jumped out of a window."
The IT Crowd
you'll be able to take the easy way out.
"you'll be able to take the easy way out."
The IT Crowd
Hopefully it won't come to it, but if it does,
"Hopefully it won't come to it, but if it does,"
The IT Crowd
Ah!
"Ah!"
The IT Crowd
- You off somewhere? - Erm, yeah.
"- You off somewhere? - Erm, yeah."
The IT Crowd
You haven't been on Builders From Hell?
"You haven't been on Builders From Hell?"
The IT Crowd
Wow, I love what you've done to that wall, Gary.
"Wow, I love what you've done to that wall, Gary."
The IT Crowd
God, we should... You and I should stay in touch.
"God, we should... You and I should stay in touch."
The IT Crowd
cos we've got a... a-a-a-a rapport, haven't... haven't we?
"cos we've got a... a-a-a-a rapport, haven't... haven't we?"
The IT Crowd
We've clicked. We have, we've clicked.
"We've clicked. We have, we've clicked."
The IT Crowd
Haven't we? In a way.
"Haven't we? In a way."
The IT Crowd
You. This is all because of you.
"You. This is all because of you."
The IT Crowd
Jen, I didn't bring his weight into it!
"Jen, I didn't bring his weight into it!"
The IT Crowd
going on a toilet tour of my house.
"going on a toilet tour of my house."
The IT Crowd
Unless he's so angry that he does it out of spite.
"Unless he's so angry that he does it out of spite."
The IT Crowd
What?
"What?"
The IT Crowd
Well, if someone called me a "big, ugly builder",
"Well, if someone called me a "big, ugly builder","
The IT Crowd
- "I'm going to wee on everything." - Oh, God!
"- "I'm going to wee on everything." - Oh, God!"
The IT Crowd
- "I'm going to taint her abode." - Oh!
"- "I'm going to taint her abode." - Oh!"
The IT Crowd
- Nice glasses! - Not as nice as your momma's glasses!
"- Nice glasses! - Not as nice as your momma's glasses!"
The IT Crowd
- Thanks again for doing this, Roy. - No problem, Jen.
"- Thanks again for doing this, Roy. - No problem, Jen."
The IT Crowd
They're pretty well hidden.
"They're pretty well hidden."
The IT Crowd
"Fat, ugly builder"!
""Fat, ugly builder"!"
The IT Crowd
Are you ready?
"Are you ready?"
The IT Crowd
Hello. Does someone have a problem with their laptop?
"Hello. Does someone have a problem with their laptop?"
The IT Crowd
I want you to dial 999.
"I want you to dial 999."
The IT Crowd
get an ambulance and ask it to wait,
"get an ambulance and ask it to wait,"
The IT Crowd
OK... we're on.
"OK... we're on."
The IT Crowd
Mr Yamamoto, hello.
"Mr Yamamoto, hello."
The IT Crowd
But I want to say this:
"But I want to say this:"
The IT Crowd
Just a little bit further, son.
"Just a little bit further, son."
The IT Crowd
Father?! Is it really you?
"Father?! Is it really you?"
The IT Crowd
...must call Mark Thatcher...
"...must call Mark Thatcher..."
The IT Crowd
We don't want you going anywhere.
"We don't want you going anywhere."
The IT Crowd
Isn't it lucky to see an Irishman
"Isn't it lucky to see an Irishman"
The IT Crowd
and I count myself lucky to have you as a friend.
"and I count myself lucky to have you as a friend."
The IT Crowd
You didn't have to follow me home.
"You didn't have to follow me home."
The IT Crowd
- Good. I've finished that first wall. - Great. That was quick.
"- Good. I've finished that first wall. - Great. That was quick."
The IT Crowd
Gary's doing a bit of work around the house.
"Gary's doing a bit of work around the house."
The IT Crowd
Hello.
"Hello."
The IT Crowd
- Yeah, all right. Time to go. - I don't think...
"- Yeah, all right. Time to go. - I don't think..."
The IT Crowd
Why didn't you tell me this last night?
"Why didn't you tell me this last night?"
The IT Crowd
I'm pretty sure it was one of those programmes.
"I'm pretty sure it was one of those programmes."
The IT Crowd
- Gary's a builder from hell? - I think so.
"- Gary's a builder from hell? - I think so."
The IT Crowd
but then they caught him...
"but then they caught him..."
The IT Crowd
I'm 97% sure it was him.
"I'm 97% sure it was him."
The IT Crowd
I- I have to get home. I have to get home.
"I- I have to get home. I have to get home."
The IT Crowd
Oh. What do they do exactly?
"Oh. What do they do exactly?"
The IT Crowd
They make hurtful comments, Roy.
"They make hurtful comments, Roy."
The IT Crowd
You have to learn how to stand up for yourself, man.
"You have to learn how to stand up for yourself, man."
The IT Crowd
It certainly helped me learn how to buy sandwiches.
"It certainly helped me learn how to buy sandwiches."
The IT Crowd
Let's go for it, OK? So, I'll be those bullies on the bench.
"Let's go for it, OK? So, I'll be those bullies on the bench."
The IT Crowd
- What, all of them? - No, just one of them.
"- What, all of them? - No, just one of them."
The IT Crowd
- Which one? - I don't know them, Moss.
"- Which one? - I don't know them, Moss."
The IT Crowd
I'm a bully on the bench, and you're going to walk past me.
"I'm a bully on the bench, and you're going to walk past me."
The IT Crowd
But this time, after I make a "hurtful comment",
"But this time, after I make a "hurtful comment","
The IT Crowd
Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. What do they usually say?
"Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. What do they usually say?"
The IT Crowd
OK.
"OK."
The IT Crowd
is because I suffer from short-sightedness
"is because I suffer from short-sightedness"
The IT Crowd
I can't... There's no way that th-these glasses...
"I can't... There's no way that th-these glasses..."
The IT Crowd
I can't... And there's no...
"I can't... And there's no..."
The IT Crowd
- Yeah. - Yeah.
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
The IT Crowd
We have a financial crisis here,
"We have a financial crisis here,"
The IT Crowd
and if you don't mind me saying,
"and if you don't mind me saying,"
The IT Crowd
The gold flakes in the drinking water are the problem.
"The gold flakes in the drinking water are the problem."
The IT Crowd
The obscene amount you spend on erotic art.
"The obscene amount you spend on erotic art."
The IT Crowd
Do you know what the shareholders are going to do with us?
"Do you know what the shareholders are going to do with us?"
The IT Crowd
I'm sorry, but you were getting hysterical.
"I'm sorry, but you were getting hysterical."
The IT Crowd
But you've missed every meeting with them for the last seven weeks.
"But you've missed every meeting with them for the last seven weeks."
The IT Crowd
Where were you last time?
"Where were you last time?"
The IT Crowd
and I lost it on a horse.
"and I lost it on a horse."
The IT Crowd
I was riding the horse-- it fell out of my pocket.
"I was riding the horse-- it fell out of my pocket."
The IT Crowd
Hope you don't mind.
"Hope you don't mind."
The IT Crowd