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Clips from The IT Crowd - The Dinner Party (S02E02)

TV Movies 2006 Season 2, Episode 4 357 clips
Comedy

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it just seemed rude not to give him my number.
"it just seemed rude not to give him my number."
The IT Crowd
Oh, is that the end of the story?
"Oh, is that the end of the story?"
The IT Crowd
Yes. Can you please bring me some wine?
"Yes. Can you please bring me some wine?"
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Well done, you've bagged a normal.
"Well done, you've bagged a normal."
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Ah, Paris...
"Ah, Paris..."
The IT Crowd
- Have you been to Paris, Moss? - No.
"- Have you been to Paris, Moss? - No."
The IT Crowd
Yes, I know what you mean.
"Yes, I know what you mean."
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a big dinner party and... It's gonna be brilliant.
"a big dinner party and... It's gonna be brilliant."
The IT Crowd
Or perhaps that should be "brie-lliant".
"Or perhaps that should be "brie-lliant"."
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No, honestly, it is...
"No, honestly, it is..."
The IT Crowd
- Stop it! - No, I... I mean that.
"- Stop it! - No, I... I mean that."
The IT Crowd
You're really important to me.
"You're really important to me."
The IT Crowd
Oh. But Steve and Jake are still coming?
"Oh. But Steve and Jake are still coming?"
The IT Crowd
Colin was bringing them. I don't know them well,
"Colin was bringing them. I don't know them well,"
The IT Crowd
in a kind of special way that means you can't come into my home.
"in a kind of special way that means you can't come into my home."
The IT Crowd
Right, so sort of like not being your friends at all.
"Right, so sort of like not being your friends at all."
The IT Crowd
Roy, can you look at my PC, please?
"Roy, can you look at my PC, please?"
The IT Crowd
Richmond...
"Richmond..."
The IT Crowd
Oh, Richmond, not you too.
"Oh, Richmond, not you too."
The IT Crowd
Hello!
"Hello!"
The IT Crowd
I smell food!
"I smell food!"
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What are you doing? Don't sit down yet.
"What are you doing? Don't sit down yet."
The IT Crowd
- Can I go to the toilet? - Yes, you may. You don't need to ask.
"- Can I go to the toilet? - Yes, you may. You don't need to ask."
The IT Crowd
There you go.
"There you go."
The IT Crowd
- Richmond? - Do you have absinthe?
"- Richmond? - Do you have absinthe?"
The IT Crowd
Absinthe, no. Red wine, white wine, Carlsberg?
"Absinthe, no. Red wine, white wine, Carlsberg?"
The IT Crowd
I heard one of Jen's friends is a model.
"I heard one of Jen's friends is a model."
The IT Crowd
We discussed it as a group,
"We discussed it as a group,"
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Or... a model.
"Or... a model."
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She'll appreciate that.
"She'll appreciate that."
The IT Crowd
She's just had reconstructive face surgery
"She's just had reconstructive face surgery"
The IT Crowd
so she'll be happy to have someone to talk to.
"so she'll be happy to have someone to talk to."
The IT Crowd
Right.
"Right."
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It's really brave of her to come out
"It's really brave of her to come out"
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because she was in a really bad car accident
"because she was in a really bad car accident"
The IT Crowd
Brilliant. Just my luck.
"Brilliant. Just my luck."
The IT Crowd
you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah?
"you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah?"
The IT Crowd
If Jen coughs we have to stop talking.
"If Jen coughs we have to stop talking."
The IT Crowd
Fine.
"Fine."
The IT Crowd
Moss, this is important, I'm sitting you beside Margaret.
"Moss, this is important, I'm sitting you beside Margaret."
The IT Crowd
Needs to go to the toilet a lot. That happens to me.
"Needs to go to the toilet a lot. That happens to me."
The IT Crowd
I try to think of something dry, like the desert or...
"I try to think of something dry, like the desert or..."
The IT Crowd
Shredded wheat.
"Shredded wheat."
The IT Crowd
She's kind of on the look out for a man.
"She's kind of on the look out for a man."
The IT Crowd
What's this about?
"What's this about?"
The IT Crowd
God, maybe I could just kill myself.
"God, maybe I could just kill myself."
The IT Crowd
Forget it!
"Forget it!"
The IT Crowd
Hello. Come in.
"Hello. Come in."
The IT Crowd
Hello. I'm Roy.
"Hello. I'm Roy."
The IT Crowd
Hello.
"Hello."
The IT Crowd
This is Paula.
"This is Paula."
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I was talking to her.
"I was talking to her."
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Hello, everybody!
"Hello, everybody!"
The IT Crowd
Oh, my God. Social situations!
"Oh, my God. Social situations!"
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These are my workmates.
"These are my workmates."
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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- You must be Roy. - Yep.
"- You must be Roy. - Yep."
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I was very pleased with my last campaign.
"I was very pleased with my last campaign."
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That's you!
"That's you!"
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...how bad was the accident?
"...how bad was the accident?"
The IT Crowd
When you regained consciousness,
"When you regained consciousness,"
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"Oh, God, my face is ruined"?
""Oh, God, my face is ruined"?"
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They didn't let me see my face after the accident.
"They didn't let me see my face after the accident."
The IT Crowd
Look at us having a conversation. Yikes!
"Look at us having a conversation. Yikes!"
The IT Crowd
"Oh, I'm a fish. Help, I'm being eaten!"
""Oh, I'm a fish. Help, I'm being eaten!""
The IT Crowd
You know when you laugh, I can see the outline of your skull.
"You know when you laugh, I can see the outline of your skull."
The IT Crowd
- Yeah?- Good man?
"- Yeah?- Good man?"
The IT Crowd
Yeah, he ran me through it. He was really nice.
"Yeah, he ran me through it. He was really nice."
The IT Crowd
Well, I think a round of applause is justified for that dinner.
"Well, I think a round of applause is justified for that dinner."
The IT Crowd
So, who's for dessert?
"So, who's for dessert?"
The IT Crowd
- Stop it! - Come on!
"- Stop it! - Come on!"
The IT Crowd
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
The IT Crowd
Well, not that it's any of your business,
"Well, not that it's any of your business,"
The IT Crowd
If this keeps on going on I will divorce her.
"If this keeps on going on I will divorce her."
The IT Crowd
No, I suppose... I suppose I'm not.
"No, I suppose... I suppose I'm not."
The IT Crowd
There's still a chance to save this thing.
"There's still a chance to save this thing."
The IT Crowd
Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you."
The IT Crowd
What's your e-mail address?
"What's your e-mail address?"
The IT Crowd
- Do you have a pen? - I'm recording.
"- Do you have a pen? - I'm recording."
The IT Crowd
"Filepeter"? And why "filepeter"?
""Filepeter"? And why "filepeter"?"
The IT Crowd
Well, File is my second name.
"Well, File is my second name."
The IT Crowd
Who's a paedophile?
"Who's a paedophile?"
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- Paedo File? - PETER... File.
"- Paedo File? - PETER... File."
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- Who's a paedophile? - No one.
"- Who's a paedophile? - No one."
The IT Crowd
I hadn't noticed so...
"I hadn't noticed so..."
The IT Crowd
It doesn't worry you, does it?
"It doesn't worry you, does it?"
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Of course it doesn't.
"Of course it doesn't."
The IT Crowd
Oh, for God's sake!
"Oh, for God's sake!"
The IT Crowd
- I'm embarrassing him! - You're making a fool of yourself!
"- I'm embarrassing him! - You're making a fool of yourself!"
The IT Crowd
Sorry about Margaret, it won't happen again.
"Sorry about Margaret, it won't happen again."
The IT Crowd
Fiddly-do.
"Fiddly-do."
The IT Crowd
Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
The IT Crowd
What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
The IT Crowd
Well, I always have this theory that if you let your work life
"Well, I always have this theory that if you let your work life"
The IT Crowd
You didn't do too badly yourself, "paedophile".
"You didn't do too badly yourself, "paedophile"."
The IT Crowd
You know, like a date?
"You know, like a date?"
The IT Crowd
Roy, I'm very flattered...
"Roy, I'm very flattered..."
The IT Crowd
Good. Of course you are. Thursday?
"Good. Of course you are. Thursday?"
The IT Crowd
moving your stuff over to my place, vice versa, I don't mind but...
"moving your stuff over to my place, vice versa, I don't mind but..."
The IT Crowd
If there is a Peter File in the terminal building
"If there is a Peter File in the terminal building"
The IT Crowd
Could Peter File please make himself known to ground staff?
"Could Peter File please make himself known to ground staff?"
The IT Crowd
It's very loud, mind if I turn it down?
"It's very loud, mind if I turn it down?"
The IT Crowd
Oh, dear! Look at me, having an orgasm!
"Oh, dear! Look at me, having an orgasm!"
The IT Crowd
And that was when my bag... I don't know what happened,
"And that was when my bag... I don't know what happened,"
The IT Crowd
And we tumbled about.
"And we tumbled about."
The IT Crowd
Yeah. Like a pair of confused little kittens.
"Yeah. Like a pair of confused little kittens."
The IT Crowd
And when Peter had helped me pick everything up, well...
"And when Peter had helped me pick everything up, well..."
The IT Crowd
Hey, you asked for my number!
"Hey, you asked for my number!"
The IT Crowd
I'm not a slut.
"I'm not a slut."
The IT Crowd
OK, are we all set for tonight?
"OK, are we all set for tonight?"
The IT Crowd
That was some...
"That was some..."
The IT Crowd
Buying the same sort of cheese!
"Buying the same sort of cheese!"
The IT Crowd
You made a 20-minute story out of it.
"You made a 20-minute story out of it."
The IT Crowd
Have you thought of adapting it into a film?
"Have you thought of adapting it into a film?"
The IT Crowd
Nothing. I had you down a Double-Gloucester-type person.
"Nothing. I had you down a Double-Gloucester-type person."
The IT Crowd
It's been ages since I had a mini-break.
"It's been ages since I had a mini-break."
The IT Crowd
Not only that but all of my friends are single
"Not only that but all of my friends are single"
The IT Crowd
I know we had some rocky beginnings but I really think of you now
"I know we had some rocky beginnings but I really think of you now"
The IT Crowd
not just as my workmates, but as friends.
"not just as my workmates, but as friends."
The IT Crowd
I really do.
"I really do."
The IT Crowd