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Clips from The IT Crowd - The Work Outing (S02E02)

TV Movies 2006 Season 2, Episode 1 427 clips
Comedy
That's my rent sorted this month! And I can buy that new...
"That's my rent sorted this month! And I can buy that new..."
The IT Crowd
Philip! Hello, hi.
"Philip! Hello, hi."
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the latest Heat?
"the latest Heat?"
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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I think he was!
"I think he was!"
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Philip, who were you talking to? Me or Jen?
"Philip, who were you talking to? Me or Jen?"
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The smell of the grease,
"The smell of the grease,"
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But you've never been to see a play?
"But you've never been to see a play?"
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Laura Nightly from The Build?
"Laura Nightly from The Build?"
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a work outing!
"a work outing!"
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What?
"What?"
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What? He's gay just because he reads Heat magazine?
"What? He's gay just because he reads Heat magazine?"
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Well, he's either gay or a woman in her early twenties.
"Well, he's either gay or a woman in her early twenties."
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Why else would he ask me out on a date?
"Why else would he ask me out on a date?"
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Are you sure you're not going along as his gal pal?
"Are you sure you're not going along as his gal pal?"
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Everyone knows. And once more,
"Everyone knows. And once more,"
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he's been gay, since Wham.
"he's been gay, since Wham."
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He borrowed Heat.
"He borrowed Heat."
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That's not a euphemism.
"That's not a euphemism."
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He actually does know people in the theatre.
"He actually does know people in the theatre."
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could he have thought you were a man?
"could he have thought you were a man?"
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He reads Heat!
"He reads Heat!"
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Look! Richmond's still alive!
"Look! Richmond's still alive!"
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We're going to the theatre. Do you wanna come?
"We're going to the theatre. Do you wanna come?"
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No, thanks. And you shouldn't go either.
"No, thanks. And you shouldn't go either."
The IT Crowd
A new wind is blowing!
"A new wind is blowing!"
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Last night, I was stood from my slumber by a crow calling three times.
"Last night, I was stood from my slumber by a crow calling three times."
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Well, you know what a crow sounds like.
"Well, you know what a crow sounds like."
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Passing to my window,
"Passing to my window,"
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Hear me well!
"Hear me well!"
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No good at all!
"No good at all!"
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Where is my Heat?
"Where is my Heat?"
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This must be like the gayest musical ever made!
"This must be like the gayest musical ever made!"
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Graphic homo eroticism?
"Graphic homo eroticism?"
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I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
"I'm comfortable with my sexuality."
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He's just an ordinary ignored man!
"He's just an ordinary ignored man!"
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Hey! You're already here!
"Hey! You're already here!"
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What are we doing, Roy? This isn't us.
"What are we doing, Roy? This isn't us."
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Philip knows the cast!
"Philip knows the cast!"
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You go to them telling they were brilliant
"You go to them telling they were brilliant"
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It's great, isn't it?
"It's great, isn't it?"
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I know someone who gets the tickle!
"I know someone who gets the tickle!"
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This is Jerome. He does publicity for the show.
"This is Jerome. He does publicity for the show."
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Great, thanks.
"Great, thanks."
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How is it going?
"How is it going?"
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- Who is she in The Build again? - She plays that heroin addict
"- Who is she in The Build again? - She plays that heroin addict"
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Queendom!
"Queendom!"
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Brilliant!
"Brilliant!"
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♪ No, that's not my hand! ♪
"♪ No, that's not my hand! ♪"
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All right, get them houselights up
"All right, get them houselights up"
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Are you wearing that shirt for a bet?
"Are you wearing that shirt for a bet?"
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I've seen it,
"I've seen it,"
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or, should he bend over to pick something up.
"or, should he bend over to pick something up."
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I'd love to work in that office...
"I'd love to work in that office..."
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What were you engaging him for?
"What were you engaging him for?"
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He was asking me questions, I couldn't just ignore him.
"He was asking me questions, I couldn't just ignore him."
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I think it's fabulous.
"I think it's fabulous."
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Hum one of the songs.
"Hum one of the songs."
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It's "I love willies".
"It's "I love willies"."
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No. I'll wait out here for you,
"No. I'll wait out here for you,"
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I just paid a pound not to go to the toilet.
"I just paid a pound not to go to the toilet."
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He should work where people don't want to go to the toilet.
"He should work where people don't want to go to the toilet."
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I'll use the disabled.
"I'll use the disabled."
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It's not like a parking space, Moss.
"It's not like a parking space, Moss."
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It's illegal!
"It's illegal!"
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You all right in there?
"You all right in there?"
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Move back
"Move back"
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Well, you'd better keep going then.
"Well, you'd better keep going then."
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My God, what happened?
"My God, what happened?"
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But how did they get in?
"But how did they get in?"
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There you go, there you go, mate.
"There you go, there you go, mate."
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- Easy, mate. - Hold him tight that way.
"- Easy, mate. - Hold him tight that way."
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All right. Bring him carefully!
"All right. Bring him carefully!"
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You can all go, now.
"You can all go, now."
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Nice and carefully now. That's it, there we go.
"Nice and carefully now. That's it, there we go."
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Oh, the police!
"Oh, the police!"
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- So, someone stole you... - My wheelchair.
"- So, someone stole you... - My wheelchair."
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Glasses.
"Glasses."
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Possibly disguised, I...
"Possibly disguised, I..."
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Do you need any help getting home?
"Do you need any help getting home?"
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No, I'm fine, I'm with people.
"No, I'm fine, I'm with people."
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Excuse me, sir. Can I have a word?
"Excuse me, sir. Can I have a word?"
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Five stars!
"Five stars!"
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So what did you think?
"So what did you think?"
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- sorry. - Why not?
"- sorry. - Why not?"
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Maybe, you have to be... gay.
"Maybe, you have to be... gay."
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And I'm not...
"And I'm not..."
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and they told me to get you all to come back and meet them!
"and they told me to get you all to come back and meet them!"
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Hey, James!
"Hey, James!"
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Brilliant!
"Brilliant!"
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Jeremy!
"Jeremy!"
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good looking men?
"good looking men?"
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He's had quite an evening.
"He's had quite an evening."
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How long have you been disabled?
"How long have you been disabled?"
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A glass of white wine.
"A glass of white wine."
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You're very welcome, madam.
"You're very welcome, madam."
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Very difficult.
"Very difficult."
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So, I've got you two tickets for tomorrow.
"So, I've got you two tickets for tomorrow."
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- High five! - High five!
"- High five! - High five!"
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A couple of photos?
"A couple of photos?"
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I get it!
"I get it!"
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I'm a bit tired! Can I have a wheelchair too?
"I'm a bit tired! Can I have a wheelchair too?"
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Come on, get out! Come on!
"Come on, get out! Come on!"
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What on earth made you think I was gay?
"What on earth made you think I was gay?"
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Well, you know... I didn't just...
"Well, you know... I didn't just..."
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say hello by tickling you!
"say hello by tickling you!"
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I missed that meaning, Jen!
"I missed that meaning, Jen!"
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Oh God, it's true,
"Oh God, it's true,"
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Jen, what am I gonna do?
"Jen, what am I gonna do?"
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Hello, there.
"Hello, there."
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All right, lads! Let's get a sing song coming!
"All right, lads! Let's get a sing song coming!"
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It's a long way back to Manchester!
"It's a long way back to Manchester!"
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- 'Night, Steve. - 'Night, Moss.
"- 'Night, Steve. - 'Night, Moss."
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Ah, the theatre...
"Ah, the theatre..."
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I saw that one coming, Mickey73!
"I saw that one coming, Mickey73!"
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Oh, no, I've lost it all again...
"Oh, no, I've lost it all again..."
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This is Philip, from sixth.
"This is Philip, from sixth."
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Or... maybe I am...
"Or... maybe I am..."
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wondering if you had...
"wondering if you had..."
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Sorry about this. I don't suppose, maybe...
"Sorry about this. I don't suppose, maybe..."
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