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Clips from The IT Crowd - Men Without Women (S02E02)

TV Movies 2006 Season 2, Episode 6 338 clips
Comedy

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You there!
"You there!"
The IT Crowd
- I am whom you seek. - You?
"- I am whom you seek. - You?"
The IT Crowd
Pick a card.
"Pick a card."
The IT Crowd
Don't tell me!
"Don't tell me!"
The IT Crowd
Is it your card?
"Is it your card?"
The IT Crowd
Come, sit. Tell me a tale.
"Come, sit. Tell me a tale."
The IT Crowd
Her name is Jane or Jan or something similar.
"Her name is Jane or Jan or something similar."
The IT Crowd
- It was full of coins! - All right! I've apologised once.
"- It was full of coins! - All right! I've apologised once."
The IT Crowd
- What level is this? - Shut up!
"- What level is this? - Shut up!"
The IT Crowd
Didn't miss a note. I am wasting my life.
"Didn't miss a note. I am wasting my life."
The IT Crowd
I, may have met a lady in the pub last night.
"I, may have met a lady in the pub last night."
The IT Crowd
He keeps bringing me up on these flimsy pretexts.
"He keeps bringing me up on these flimsy pretexts."
The IT Crowd
Yeah, it's getting a little ridiculous.
"Yeah, it's getting a little ridiculous."
The IT Crowd
You won't believe what happened last night.
"You won't believe what happened last night."
The IT Crowd
I bought this muffin from the canteen,
"I bought this muffin from the canteen,"
The IT Crowd
Curium. Ebrium. And unless I'm going crazy, that's selenium.
"Curium. Ebrium. And unless I'm going crazy, that's selenium."
The IT Crowd
- She was a delight. - Yeah. We get outside,
"- She was a delight. - Yeah. We get outside,"
The IT Crowd
there was a group of tramps, two of whom she knows by name.
"there was a group of tramps, two of whom she knows by name."
The IT Crowd
"You owe me money!" She thinks that the tramps owe her money.
""You owe me money!" She thinks that the tramps owe her money."
The IT Crowd
I'm running for my life. It was a horrible evening,
"I'm running for my life. It was a horrible evening,"
The IT Crowd
Right... But you slept with her?
"Right... But you slept with her?"
The IT Crowd
You asked me to come up.
"You asked me to come up."
The IT Crowd
Anyway, I'm glad we've got that cleared up.
"Anyway, I'm glad we've got that cleared up."
The IT Crowd
I like you, Jen.
"I like you, Jen."
The IT Crowd
You don't ask questions.
"You don't ask questions."
The IT Crowd
A lot of people'd be confused as to why I invited them up,
"A lot of people'd be confused as to why I invited them up,"
The IT Crowd
And I like that in a woman.
"And I like that in a woman."
The IT Crowd
Which is why I'd like you to be my P.A.
"Which is why I'd like you to be my P.A."
The IT Crowd
It's a huge pay rise, a chance
"It's a huge pay rise, a chance"
The IT Crowd
- What? - What?
"- What? - What?"
The IT Crowd
Oh... my... God!
"Oh... my... God!"
The IT Crowd
His P.A.! How?
"His P.A.! How?"
The IT Crowd
- It means Personal Assistant. - Thank you.
"- It means Personal Assistant. - Thank you."
The IT Crowd
getting his washing. I have to say, Moss,
"getting his washing. I have to say, Moss,"
The IT Crowd
Phew. So, no?
"Phew. So, no?"
The IT Crowd
- No, I probably am. - But what about the pay rise?
"- No, I probably am. - But what about the pay rise?"
The IT Crowd
Why would you get a pay rise?
"Why would you get a pay rise?"
The IT Crowd
- OK, let's just start again. - Yeah.
"- OK, let's just start again. - Yeah."
The IT Crowd
No!
"No!"
The IT Crowd
Jen wants me to be her P.A.
"Jen wants me to be her P.A."
The IT Crowd
I don't want to be Douglas's P.A.
"I don't want to be Douglas's P.A."
The IT Crowd
- Yes. - Are you gonna do it?
"- Yes. - Are you gonna do it?"
The IT Crowd
I mean, you don't wanna be stuck here for the rest of your life
"I mean, you don't wanna be stuck here for the rest of your life"
The IT Crowd
OK, could you stop shouting at me?
"OK, could you stop shouting at me?"
The IT Crowd
Please don't call here again.
"Please don't call here again."
The IT Crowd
Oh, bloody hell!
"Oh, bloody hell!"
The IT Crowd
Get in!
"Get in!"
The IT Crowd
I wanna show you something.
"I wanna show you something."
The IT Crowd
How long have you been working for me now, Jen?
"How long have you been working for me now, Jen?"
The IT Crowd
3, 4 months, is it?
"3, 4 months, is it?"
The IT Crowd
No, I don't think so.
"No, I don't think so."
The IT Crowd
Come on, Jen! Ever feel like just having some fun?
"Come on, Jen! Ever feel like just having some fun?"
The IT Crowd
I take my job seriously. And if I wasn't able to do it properly,
"I take my job seriously. And if I wasn't able to do it properly,"
The IT Crowd
Good God.
"Good God."
The IT Crowd
Mr Reynholm?
"Mr Reynholm?"
The IT Crowd
Here's a selection of her lingerie.
"Here's a selection of her lingerie."
The IT Crowd
but you obviously can't.
"but you obviously can't."
The IT Crowd
I'm not interested in you sexually and I never will be.
"I'm not interested in you sexually and I never will be."
The IT Crowd
I didn't want it to come to this, Jen.
"I didn't want it to come to this, Jen."
The IT Crowd
Jen would never let us do this!
"Jen would never let us do this!"
The IT Crowd
No, she'd be like, "This is dangerous,
"No, she'd be like, "This is dangerous,"
The IT Crowd
"you can hit Moss in the face."
""you can hit Moss in the face.""
The IT Crowd
Hang on...
"Hang on..."
The IT Crowd
- The test? - Yes!
"- The test? - Yes!"
The IT Crowd
or whether you just wanted to come up here for my body.
"or whether you just wanted to come up here for my body."
The IT Crowd
Any thoughts?
"Any thoughts?"
The IT Crowd
Can I have it with extra grapes?
"Can I have it with extra grapes?"
The IT Crowd
Grapes? What are you like?
"Grapes? What are you like?"
The IT Crowd
You have a pizza with grapes?
"You have a pizza with grapes?"
The IT Crowd
Oh, I see. Oh, you got me!
"Oh, I see. Oh, you got me!"
The IT Crowd
We've really done all eight items?
"We've really done all eight items?"
The IT Crowd
Why don't we ring them up again
"Why don't we ring them up again"
The IT Crowd
Making the future beg for it.
"Making the future beg for it."
The IT Crowd
And Reynholm Industries wants to give it to the future.
"And Reynholm Industries wants to give it to the future."
The IT Crowd
regretting what we didn't do in our short time on this earth.
"regretting what we didn't do in our short time on this earth."
The IT Crowd
So maybe it's time to make a decision.
"So maybe it's time to make a decision."
The IT Crowd
There it is again!
"There it is again!"
The IT Crowd
- Hi. - How are you, Jen?
"- Hi. - How are you, Jen?"
The IT Crowd
You know I spoke to you 4 hours ago?
"You know I spoke to you 4 hours ago?"
The IT Crowd
- Hello, Jen! - Jen, when are you coming back down?
"- Hello, Jen! - Jen, when are you coming back down?"
The IT Crowd
- Let me speak! - No! I'm talking to her!
"- Let me speak! - No! I'm talking to her!"
The IT Crowd
Oh, no, not these idiots.
"Oh, no, not these idiots."
The IT Crowd
It's like all the fun I had just after my wife died.
"It's like all the fun I had just after my wife died."
The IT Crowd
Listen, don't sit on anything. And...
"Listen, don't sit on anything. And..."
The IT Crowd
I'll help! No!
"I'll help! No!"
The IT Crowd
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
The IT Crowd
All right, I will.
"All right, I will."
The IT Crowd
There we go. Perfectly normal cup of tea.
"There we go. Perfectly normal cup of tea."
The IT Crowd
Now if you don't mind, I have some filoffing to do.
"Now if you don't mind, I have some filoffing to do."
The IT Crowd
I have some filoffels that need pipping and I'm the mulder.
"I have some filoffels that need pipping and I'm the mulder."
The IT Crowd
20 gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!
"20 gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!"
The IT Crowd
I didn't care for it.
"I didn't care for it."
The IT Crowd
I am very aroused.
"I am very aroused."
The IT Crowd
and it doesn't boss us about. It is brilliant.
"and it doesn't boss us about. It is brilliant."
The IT Crowd
I don't really like the look in his eyes.
"I don't really like the look in his eyes."
The IT Crowd
You lot deserve each other!
"You lot deserve each other!"
The IT Crowd
sitting in rags playing hoopaloo with the wind.
"sitting in rags playing hoopaloo with the wind."
The IT Crowd
- You wish for proof? - Aye!
"- You wish for proof? - Aye!"
The IT Crowd
No, but damn close. You are the man I seek.
"No, but damn close. You are the man I seek."
The IT Crowd
It's a woman.
"It's a woman."
The IT Crowd
It is always a woman.
"It is always a woman."
The IT Crowd
Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly.
"Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly."
The IT Crowd
Yet she is proud and will not have me.
"Yet she is proud and will not have me."
The IT Crowd
- You would have her to your bed? - Aye. A thousand times, aye.
"- You would have her to your bed? - Aye. A thousand times, aye."
The IT Crowd
Take this, tinc... tinc...
"Take this, tinc... tinc..."
The IT Crowd
tincture, and put it in her drink.
"tincture, and put it in her drink."
The IT Crowd
Thank you. I will use it well.
"Thank you. I will use it well."
The IT Crowd
- What's that for? - Sorry, it was an accident.
"- What's that for? - Sorry, it was an accident."
The IT Crowd
- That was stupid! - I've no time for this bullshit.
"- That was stupid! - I've no time for this bullshit."
The IT Crowd
My God!
"My God!"
The IT Crowd
- That was perfect! - I rock!
"- That was perfect! - I rock!"
The IT Crowd
Oh, yeah?
"Oh, yeah?"
The IT Crowd
Oh, yes, it was quite a memorable evening.
"Oh, yes, it was quite a memorable evening."
The IT Crowd
Fly!
"Fly!"
The IT Crowd
Wait till I tell you what happened to me.
"Wait till I tell you what happened to me."
The IT Crowd
It's definitely hyperoside, and it's not listed in the table of contents.
"It's definitely hyperoside, and it's not listed in the table of contents."
The IT Crowd
That was a great story.
"That was a great story."
The IT Crowd
She seemed lovely, right?
"She seemed lovely, right?"
The IT Crowd
She starts screaming at them,
"She starts screaming at them,"
The IT Crowd
I've got a lot of important papers to look over,
"I've got a lot of important papers to look over,"
The IT Crowd