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Clips from The IT Crowd - Are We Not Men? (S03E03)

TV Movies 2006 Season 3, Episode 2 314 clips
Comedy

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- Why do you need to know? - I just do. I need to know.
"- Why do you need to know? - I just do. I need to know."
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that you can use in normal conversation, updated daily.
"that you can use in normal conversation, updated daily."
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45, 50...
"45, 50..."
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- What? - What?
"- What? - What?"
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This Michael, the guy that came in last week?
"This Michael, the guy that came in last week?"
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Remember the guy that came in looking for Jen last week?
"Remember the guy that came in looking for Jen last week?"
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One of the silly things I love about this restaurant,
"One of the silly things I love about this restaurant,"
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have you had a look at these salt and pepper pots? They're beautiful.
"have you had a look at these salt and pepper pots? They're beautiful."
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I'm funny. Why can't I be over there making them laugh?
"I'm funny. Why can't I be over there making them laugh?"
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35... 7...
"35... 7..."
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21, 28...
"21, 28..."
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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Yeah...
"Yeah..."
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Nah, I've got a pony on Liverpool, so I probably won't see that again.
"Nah, I've got a pony on Liverpool, so I probably won't see that again."
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- You want a drink, boys? - We'll get this.
"- You want a drink, boys? - We'll get this."
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Liverpool? You're having a laugh, in't ya?
"Liverpool? You're having a laugh, in't ya?"
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Yeah! Tell Barry, tell Barry.
"Yeah! Tell Barry, tell Barry."
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- Tell me what? - He's only put a pony on Liverpool!
"- Tell me what? - He's only put a pony on Liverpool!"
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Did you see that?
"Did you see that?"
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I'm a little bit scared and I want to leave.
"I'm a little bit scared and I want to leave."
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I'm worried they'll find out I don't know what a pony is.
"I'm worried they'll find out I don't know what a pony is."
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I haven't paid for a drink all night, and besides,
"I haven't paid for a drink all night, and besides,"
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Maybe we're proper men!
"Maybe we're proper men!"
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Maybe he'll kick the ball.
"Maybe he'll kick the ball."
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You shut up. They're gonna hear you.
"You shut up. They're gonna hear you."
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I could hardly say no, could I?
"I could hardly say no, could I?"
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- Shall I use this? - I don't know.
"- Shall I use this? - I don't know."
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Weird's all I've got - that and my sweet style.
"Weird's all I've got - that and my sweet style."
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OK, look, we'll make our excuses when the match is over.
"OK, look, we'll make our excuses when the match is over."
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- I won't, Dan, no. - Come on.
"- I won't, Dan, no. - Come on."
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- No, no can do. I'm seeing a bird. - Oh, really?
"- No, no can do. I'm seeing a bird. - Oh, really?"
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- Yeah, why not? - What's she like?
"- Yeah, why not? - What's she like?"
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Oh, here she is, Debbie McGee.
"Oh, here she is, Debbie McGee."
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So thanks, thanks a lot-- another one bites the dust.
"So thanks, thanks a lot-- another one bites the dust."
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So, how was your night of poker with the boys?
"So, how was your night of poker with the boys?"
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Yeah, good, good. I mean, I didn't... I wasn't brilliant at the start,
"Yeah, good, good. I mean, I didn't... I wasn't brilliant at the start,"
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But then I knuckled down and I brought my A game,
"But then I knuckled down and I brought my A game,"
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Still, £200, though.
"Still, £200, though."
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But listen to this: Dan let me off. He just totally let me off.
"But listen to this: Dan let me off. He just totally let me off."
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Roy, listen, a friend of mine's let me down with something.
"Roy, listen, a friend of mine's let me down with something."
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- Here he is. - Hiya, Dan.
"- Here he is. - Hiya, Dan."
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As I say, someone's let me down. It should only take a couple of hours.
"As I say, someone's let me down. It should only take a couple of hours."
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Oh, it is an automatic.
"Oh, it is an automatic."
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- All right, everyone. - Take your time.
"- All right, everyone. - Take your time."
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The gasworks? Is there anything about them that's not manly?
"The gasworks? Is there anything about them that's not manly?"
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- Moss! Jesus Christ! - What? what is it?
"- Moss! Jesus Christ! - What? what is it?"
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There's a robbery! Oh, some blokes in balaclavas...
"There's a robbery! Oh, some blokes in balaclavas..."
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Wow! They're totally robbing this place!
"Wow! They're totally robbing this place!"
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Police, please.
"Police, please."
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Yeah, OK... Oh, my God, they're coming out, they're coming out.
"Yeah, OK... Oh, my God, they're coming out, they're coming out."
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Right, swing a left here.
"Right, swing a left here."
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- Come on, Roy, quickly! - Yep, okie-doke.
"- Come on, Roy, quickly! - Yep, okie-doke."
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Up, up, up, up we go, into the truck.
"Up, up, up, up we go, into the truck."
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- What's that? Is someone crying? - No...
"- What's that? Is someone crying? - No..."
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on that early?
"What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on that early?"
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But why? I don't understand. I thought it was going so well.
"But why? I don't understand. I thought it was going so well."
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- Was it something I did? - No, no. It's hard to explain.
"- Was it something I did? - No, no. It's hard to explain."
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I didn't notice at first, but someone mentioned it
"I didn't notice at first, but someone mentioned it"
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and now I can't get it out of my head. It's driving me mad.
"and now I can't get it out of my head. It's driving me mad."
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Well, what is it, exactly, about me?
"Well, what is it, exactly, about me?"
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I would, if I was a weirdy-beardy magiciany man.
"I would, if I was a weirdy-beardy magiciany man."
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it wouldn't feel so strange that I look like a magician.
"it wouldn't feel so strange that I look like a magician."
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You'd have to learn a lot of tricks.
"You'd have to learn a lot of tricks."
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I mean, you'd basically have to actually become a magician.
"I mean, you'd basically have to actually become a magician."
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We was stitched up. They knew we were there.
"We was stitched up. They knew we were there."
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We were barely out of there before the Bill turned up. Someone grassed us up.
"We were barely out of there before the Bill turned up. Someone grassed us up."
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Oh, is that the...? I have to go. I don't want to miss Gok's Fashion Fix.
"Oh, is that the...? I have to go. I don't want to miss Gok's Fashion Fix."
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That's why I chose him after you shot Derek.
"That's why I chose him after you shot Derek."
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1, 2, 3, 4...
"1, 2, 3, 4..."
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All we know about him is he supports West Ham.
"All we know about him is he supports West Ham."
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You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me.
"You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me."
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You're fucking right I've got a problem!
"You're fucking right I've got a problem!"
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Derek was right about you. What are you after? My piece of the action?
"Derek was right about you. What are you after? My piece of the action?"
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Couldn't we have just have hidden behind those bins?
"Couldn't we have just have hidden behind those bins?"
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I'd better make sure she's all right.
"I'd better make sure she's all right."
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Fuck off, Harry!
"Fuck off, Harry!"
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I think my dentist lives near here. Do you know him?
"I think my dentist lives near here. Do you know him?"
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It's not like you live in the truck.
"It's not like you live in the truck."
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- Is this your stapler, Roy? - No.
"- Is this your stapler, Roy? - No."
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You know I need to know, and you never count how many staples you've used.
"You know I need to know, and you never count how many staples you've used."
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- Is that 20? - There you go, Moss.
"- Is that 20? - There you go, Moss."
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Awright, Harry? Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
"Awright, Harry? Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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Thing about Arsenal, they always try and walk it in.
"Thing about Arsenal, they always try and walk it in."
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- That is true. See you later, Moss. - Mind how you go.
"- That is true. See you later, Moss. - Mind how you go."
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- What was that? - What?
"- What was that? - What?"
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You were saying football things, in a football voice!
"You were saying football things, in a football voice!"
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It's great. I only use it so I can talk to the postman.
"It's great. I only use it so I can talk to the postman."
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It's got a pronunciation guide-- or pronunciation guide.
"It's got a pronunciation guide-- or pronunciation guide."
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You can get it sent to your phone,
"You can get it sent to your phone,"
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so that even when I'm away from my desk
"so that even when I'm away from my desk"
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- Bit early. - Got a date.
"- Bit early. - Got a date."
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- Oh, right, with Michael? - That's right.
"- Oh, right, with Michael? - That's right."
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What did you say? He looks like a what?
"What did you say? He looks like a what?"
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Isn't it? It's one of my favourites, actually.
"Isn't it? It's one of my favourites, actually."
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They're... proper men, Roy.
"They're... proper men, Roy."
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35, 42,
"35, 42,"
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49...
"49..."
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
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What's Wenger doing sending Walcott on that early?
"What's Wenger doing sending Walcott on that early?"
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The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.
"The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in."
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Chelsea, on the other hand, I like them suddenly.
"Chelsea, on the other hand, I like them suddenly."
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- Dan, Moss. Moss, Dan. - Nice to meet you, son.
"- Dan, Moss. Moss, Dan. - Nice to meet you, son."
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Nah, it's on me. Whatever these boys are 'aving.
"Nah, it's on me. Whatever these boys are 'aving."
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West Ham.
"West Ham."
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Did you say West Ham?
"Did you say West Ham?"
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Is that all right?
"Is that all right?"
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All right? What does that look like, a birthmark?
"All right? What does that look like, a birthmark?"
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Roy, can I have a natter with you? It's about private man's business.
"Roy, can I have a natter with you? It's about private man's business."
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What?
"What?"
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We're in too deep, Roy.
"We're in too deep, Roy."
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- We should go. - I'm not going anywhere.
"- We should go. - I'm not going anywhere."
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once you get over the football thing, they're surprisingly easy to talk to.
"once you get over the football thing, they're surprisingly easy to talk to."
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We're messing with stuff we don't understand.
"We're messing with stuff we don't understand."
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Just promise me you will not let this get too far.
"Just promise me you will not let this get too far."
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Hooray, he's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there.
"Hooray, he's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there."
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That man has it now. That's an interesting development.
"That man has it now. That's an interesting development."
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This is the worst thing in the world.
"This is the worst thing in the world."
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What could I do? He bought the tickets when we were in the pub.
"What could I do? He bought the tickets when we were in the pub."
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- They're winning. - No, they're having a laugh.
"- They're winning. - No, they're having a laugh."
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