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Clips from Barry - Chapter One: Make Your Mark (S01E01)

Short Films 2018 Season 1, Episode 1 5 min 483 clips
Short Comedy

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One less bad guy in the world, nice work.
"One less bad guy in the world, nice work."
Barry
Then why did it take two days?
"Then why did it take two days?"
Barry
- Ah, I was doing a recon... - Ah.
"- Ah, I was doing a recon... - Ah."
Barry
to make it clean.
"to make it clean."
Barry
- Barry. All right. - Okay.
"- Barry. All right. - Okay."
Barry
Oh God, I'm worried about you buddy.
"Oh God, I'm worried about you buddy."
Barry
before he had a purpose.
"before he had a purpose."
Barry
Los Angeles.
"Los Angeles."
Barry
Something embarrassing. It's great money.
"Something embarrassing. It's great money."
Barry
Get us a lot closer to where we need be to hang it all up some day.
"Get us a lot closer to where we need be to hang it all up some day."
Barry
Wh... when you think I'll be?
"Wh... when you think I'll be?"
Barry
We gotta cover our tracks, right?
"We gotta cover our tracks, right?"
Barry
Well, how much cheaper was it? Bim...
"Well, how much cheaper was it? Bim..."
Barry
who would find something like that intriguing.
"who would find something like that intriguing."
Barry
So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know,
"So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know,"
Barry
If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes,
"If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes,"
Barry
We haven't been in L.A. long,
"We haven't been in L.A. long,"
Barry
Recently...
"Recently..."
Barry
so we called you.
"so we called you."
Barry
- He's a physical trainer in Silverlake. - _
"- He's a physical trainer in Silverlake. - _"
Barry
two-three months? Hmm? Yeah?
"two-three months? Hmm? Yeah?"
Barry
I snuck a lipstick camera...
"I snuck a lipstick camera..."
Barry
similar to this one, in the room,
"similar to this one, in the room,"
Barry
You already said they are taking up in hotel.
"You already said they are taking up in hotel."
Barry
- with yourself for planting camera. - I'm not
"- with yourself for planting camera. - I'm not"
Barry
- Good, okay. - We pay you...
"- Good, okay. - We pay you..."
Barry
do this for you. Um...
"do this for you. Um..."
Barry
and I'm...
"and I'm..."
Barry
very comfortable doing it again.
"very comfortable doing it again."
Barry
- What? - Or not.
"- What? - Or not."
Barry
Okay.
"Okay."
Barry
You motherfucker! Fuck you too!
"You motherfucker! Fuck you too!"
Barry
What are you doing out here?
"What are you doing out here?"
Barry
Sally, he's ready for you.
"Sally, he's ready for you."
Barry
Strong... strong stuff you got here. Boy.
"Strong... strong stuff you got here. Boy."
Barry
Oh.
"Oh."
Barry
You fucking asshole!
"You fucking asshole!"
Barry
I-I-I got thrown out right before I was about to go on.
"I-I-I got thrown out right before I was about to go on."
Barry
Even your excuses are false.
"Even your excuses are false."
Barry
Um...
"Um..."
Barry
I don't believe you.
"I don't believe you."
Barry
Here is a person who's spending her money,
"Here is a person who's spending her money,"
Barry
- I cannot believe... - That is not fair Gene!
"- I cannot believe... - That is not fair Gene!"
Barry
Don't think.
"Don't think."
Barry
That's not why you came to L.A., is it?
"That's not why you came to L.A., is it?"
Barry
You didn't move all the way across the country for that.
"You didn't move all the way across the country for that."
Barry
Now...
"Now..."
Barry
let's give her another round, she deserves the praise.
"let's give her another round, she deserves the praise."
Barry
Hey, man, are you new to this class?
"Hey, man, are you new to this class?"
Barry
but he got a catering gig...
"but he got a catering gig..."
Barry
- Ryan, you're up! - Uh...
"- Ryan, you're up! - Uh..."
Barry
Where's Kennedy?
"Where's Kennedy?"
Barry
Grab a seat there, boy.
"Grab a seat there, boy."
Barry
We got everything here from a diddle-eye Joe to a
"We got everything here from a diddle-eye Joe to a"
Barry
I think you're too scared to be eating.
"I think you're too scared to be eating."
Barry
On that TV over there, since you been in the room,
"On that TV over there, since you been in the room,"
Barry
What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind.
"What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind."
Barry
Not one penny more. Not one penny more.
"Not one penny more. Not one penny more."
Barry
End scene.
"End scene."
Barry
Woo-hoo!
"Woo-hoo!"
Barry
You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue.
"You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue."
Barry
Okay who's next?
"Okay who's next?"
Barry
What are you gonna do for your monologue?
"What are you gonna do for your monologue?"
Barry
You know the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice.
"You know the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice."
Barry
Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar.
"Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar."
Barry
Wait, what is that Kevin Spacey movie...
"Wait, what is that Kevin Spacey movie..."
Barry
Oh! Oh, my God, The Usual Suspects.
"Oh! Oh, my God, The Usual Suspects."
Barry
- K-PAX. - K-PAX.
"- K-PAX. - K-PAX."
Barry
Uh, yeah, from Cleveland.
"Uh, yeah, from Cleveland."
Barry
- Huh, cool. - Oh, wow.
"- Huh, cool. - Oh, wow."
Barry
Well, welcome to Los Angeles.
"Well, welcome to Los Angeles."
Barry
- Right. - for sure, but mostly...
"- Right. - for sure, but mostly..."
Barry
- just because they're the best? No. - Yes. No.
"- just because they're the best? No. - Yes. No."
Barry
I can get you a job there.
"I can get you a job there."
Barry
Oh, I have a job.
"Oh, I have a job."
Barry
Bullshit. Yeah you do.
"Bullshit. Yeah you do."
Barry
Okay.
"Okay."
Barry
Barry Berkman.
"Barry Berkman."
Barry
Barry Berkman.
"Barry Berkman."
Barry
You gotta change that name.
"You gotta change that name."
Barry
- I don't get it. - Yeah, 'cause when I look at you,
"- I don't get it. - Yeah, 'cause when I look at you,"
Barry
I think of a block.
"I think of a block."
Barry
What?
"What?"
Barry
I am?
"I am?"
Barry
What the fuck?!
"What the fuck?!"
Barry
Ryan Madison...
"Ryan Madison..."
Barry
Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened, okay.
"Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened, okay."
Barry
True Romance is a movie.
"True Romance is a movie."
Barry
all the scenes they do are from from movies.
"all the scenes they do are from from movies."
Barry
really good about myself, you know and, uh...
"really good about myself, you know and, uh..."
Barry
You know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose,
"You know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose,"
Barry
You think acting could be your purpose?
"You think acting could be your purpose?"
Barry
what we do together, Barry?
"what we do together, Barry?"
Barry
actually make a living acting, you know,
"actually make a living acting, you know,"
Barry
Okay. Now, Barry...
"Okay. Now, Barry..."
Barry
You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up...
"You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up..."
Barry
Barry... when you decided to do this for a living
"Barry... when you decided to do this for a living"
Barry
you closed the door on being able to do anything else.
"you closed the door on being able to do anything else."
Barry
Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy.
"Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy."
Barry
- He lent me a book. He's... - No, no, no. Stop thinking. Kill Ryan.
"- He lent me a book. He's... - No, no, no. Stop thinking. Kill Ryan."
Barry
This is what you do.
"This is what you do."
Barry
- Yeah, no, I know. - Ryan was very upset.
"- Yeah, no, I know. - Ryan was very upset."
Barry
What you did was dog shit.
"What you did was dog shit."
Barry
Because acting is truth...
"Because acting is truth..."
Barry
Because this...
"Because this..."
Barry
is not it.
"is not it."
Barry
You know, when I got back from Afghanistan I, ah...
"You know, when I got back from Afghanistan I, ah..."
Barry
was really depressed.
"was really depressed."
Barry
He told me that...
"He told me that..."
Barry
You know. All right the money's good,
"You know. All right the money's good,"
Barry
that depressed feeling's back, you know.
"that depressed feeling's back, you know."
Barry
Are you telling me that was an improvisation?
"Are you telling me that was an improvisation?"
Barry
there's something to work with.
"there's something to work with."
Barry
Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 PM.
"Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 PM."
Barry
Barry Block.
"Barry Block."
Barry
Gene M. Cousineau...
"Gene M. Cousineau..."
Barry
Don't pull that gun on me, man.
"Don't pull that gun on me, man."
Barry
Fuck!
"Fuck!"
Barry
Oh, thank you.
"Oh, thank you."
Barry
- Do you have whiskey? - No.
"- Do you have whiskey? - No."
Barry