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Clips from Barry - ben mendelsohn (S03E03)

Short Films 2018 Season 3, Episode 3 5 min 425 clips
Short Comedy

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-Oh, you're working. -Yeah. On a show called "Laws of Humanity."
"-Oh, you're working. -Yeah. On a show called "Laws of Humanity.""
Barry
-That's a great show. -And I know
"-That's a great show. -And I know"
Barry
you told him I killed Janice,
"you told him I killed Janice,"
Barry
-but we hashed it out, like adults.
"-but we hashed it out, like adults."
Barry
So, there's no need to apologize
"So, there's no need to apologize"
Barry
'cause your little fucking plan didn't work.
"'cause your little fucking plan didn't work."
Barry
Oh, you're good, are you?
"Oh, you're good, are you?"
Barry
You're never going to move past that!
"You're never going to move past that!"
Barry
You destroyed that guy's life!
"You destroyed that guy's life!"
Barry
Yeah, well now, I'm making it up to him. By acting.
"Yeah, well now, I'm making it up to him. By acting."
Barry
-How the fuck do you do that!?! -Why do you care?
"-How the fuck do you do that!?! -Why do you care?"
Barry
-I don't care! -Well, you obviously fuckin' care. You called me.
"-I don't care! -Well, you obviously fuckin' care. You called me."
Barry
-You called me. -You are fuckin' nuts, man.
"-You called me. -You are fuckin' nuts, man."
Barry
-Also, I know you're on a farm or something
"-Also, I know you're on a farm or something"
Barry
because I can hear goats in the background.
"because I can hear goats in the background."
Barry
Maybe I'm at the zoo with my new best friend!
"Maybe I'm at the zoo with my new best friend!"
Barry
-Thought you said you were at a hospital.
"-Thought you said you were at a hospital."
Barry
I never answered the same question so many times
"I never answered the same question so many times"
Barry
in my whole life.
"in my whole life."
Barry
Did they ask you who the new Spider-Man should be?
"Did they ask you who the new Spider-Man should be?"
Barry
-Yeah, I think I said Harry Styles or something. -Shit, that's good.
"-Yeah, I think I said Harry Styles or something. -Shit, that's good."
Barry
Did they ask you about "Cake Boss"?
"Did they ask you about "Cake Boss"?"
Barry
Yeah, is he one of the new Avengers?
"Yeah, is he one of the new Avengers?"
Barry
No, it's, um-- that's a baking competition.
"No, it's, um-- that's a baking competition."
Barry
Shit, that's embarrassing.
"Shit, that's embarrassing."
Barry
Hey, do you have a date for the premiere tomorrow?
"Hey, do you have a date for the premiere tomorrow?"
Barry
Not unless you count my parents.
"Not unless you count my parents."
Barry
Well, you're welcome to ride with me and Barry, if you want.
"Well, you're welcome to ride with me and Barry, if you want."
Barry
-We have a limo. -Um...
"-We have a limo. -Um..."
Barry
Yeah, um, no, th-that's okay. Yeah.
"Yeah, um, no, th-that's okay. Yeah."
Barry
Hey, Sally, they're ready for you again.
"Hey, Sally, they're ready for you again."
Barry
-Ugh. -I know. You got this.
"-Ugh. -I know. You got this."
Barry
Hi Sally, follow me.
"Hi Sally, follow me."
Barry
-Hey, can I give you a word of advice? -Mm.
"-Hey, can I give you a word of advice? -Mm."
Barry
When your boss invites you to the premiere with her,
"When your boss invites you to the premiere with her,"
Barry
-you don't say no. -Uh...
"-you don't say no. -Uh..."
Barry
Yeah, no. Um, it's-- I, um, I...
"Yeah, no. Um, it's-- I, um, I..."
Barry
I-I don't really feel, uh, comfortable around Barry.
"I-I don't really feel, uh, comfortable around Barry."
Barry
Why?
"Why?"
Barry
Um, well, uh...
"Um, well, uh..."
Barry
The other day in the writer's room, he, like,
"The other day in the writer's room, he, like,"
Barry
screamed at her in front of everyone,
"screamed at her in front of everyone,"
Barry
and it was... it was really bad.
"and it was... it was really bad."
Barry
Oh, yeah. No, I've seen him do that before.
"Oh, yeah. No, I've seen him do that before."
Barry
He's totally harmless. I'm sure he was having a bad day.
"He's totally harmless. I'm sure he was having a bad day."
Barry
I was in an acting class with Barry,
"I was in an acting class with Barry,"
Barry
and he's a really good guy.
"and he's a really good guy."
Barry
He yelled at us a few times, and,
"He yelled at us a few times, and,"
Barry
you know, he told us that he killed a few people in...
"you know, he told us that he killed a few people in..."
Barry
some war, and that it really messed him up. But,
"some war, and that it really messed him up. But,"
Barry
I don't think that makes him violent.
"I don't think that makes him violent."
Barry
I feel like he's gonna do something.
"I feel like he's gonna do something."
Barry
To Sally? No, no, no, no, no, no.
"To Sally? No, no, no, no, no, no."
Barry
He treats Sally like a star.
"He treats Sally like a star."
Barry
That's why she keeps him around.
"That's why she keeps him around."
Barry
-So, you were a Marine? -Mm-hmm.
"-So, you were a Marine? -Mm-hmm."
Barry
-I do CrossFit with a lot of Marines. -Oh, that's cool.
"-I do CrossFit with a lot of Marines. -Oh, that's cool."
Barry
They're always telling me like, "Dude,
"They're always telling me like, "Dude,"
Barry
you totally could've been a Marine."
"you totally could've been a Marine.""
Barry
And I thought about joining, but, you know,
"And I thought about joining, but, you know,"
Barry
I guess I had too many other options.
"I guess I had too many other options."
Barry
-- Huh. -- Going on a bell!
"-- Huh. -- Going on a bell!"
Barry
Oh yeah, thanks.
"Oh yeah, thanks."
Barry
Alright, here we go. Excuse me.
"Alright, here we go. Excuse me."
Barry
-Crew...settle!
"-Crew...settle!"
Barry
Crew Lock it down!
"Crew Lock it down!"
Barry
And we're rolling...
"And we're rolling..."
Barry
And... action!
"And... action!"
Barry
As you know, I got you the full amount
"As you know, I got you the full amount"
Barry
on the wrongful death of your dear wife.
"on the wrongful death of your dear wife."
Barry
But no amount of money can make this right.
"But no amount of money can make this right."
Barry
They need to come here, look you in the eye,
"They need to come here, look you in the eye,"
Barry
and apologize.
"and apologize."
Barry
Bring him in!
"Bring him in!"
Barry
Thank you for teaching me how to right my wrongs.
"Thank you for teaching me how to right my wrongs."
Barry
Mr. Manity.
"Mr. Manity."
Barry
Please, call me Hugh.
"Please, call me Hugh."
Barry
Sir, my, uh,
"Sir, my, uh,"
Barry
company knowingly hiked the prices of a drug
"company knowingly hiked the prices of a drug"
Barry
that would've saved your wife's life.
"that would've saved your wife's life."
Barry
What I did was terrible,
"What I did was terrible,"
Barry
and I'm truly sorry.
"and I'm truly sorry."
Barry
-I want you to stay away from my family!
"-I want you to stay away from my family!"
Barry
Fuck you, and don't talk to me anymore, you piece of shit!
"Fuck you, and don't talk to me anymore, you piece of shit!"
Barry
Shit...
"Shit..."
Barry
This show deals with abuse and is so personal.
"This show deals with abuse and is so personal."
Barry
What's it like being a part of that?
"What's it like being a part of that?"
Barry
Yeah. I mean, it's, it's really amazing, honestly.
"Yeah. I mean, it's, it's really amazing, honestly."
Barry
And, like, Sally's so, just,
"And, like, Sally's so, just,"
Barry
inspiring with the way she talks about it all,
"inspiring with the way she talks about it all,"
Barry
and is so open about it. Um...
"and is so open about it. Um..."
Barry
Yeah, it-it's really cool.
"Yeah, it-it's really cool."
Barry
I was just speaking with her, and it's so good to hear
"I was just speaking with her, and it's so good to hear"
Barry
that she's in a healthy relationship now.
"that she's in a healthy relationship now."
Barry
Yeah. Um...
"Yeah. Um..."
Barry
Her boyfriend...
"Her boyfriend..."
Barry
Um...
"Um..."
Barry
He's great. He's-- Yeah, he's, um, he's awesome.
"He's great. He's-- Yeah, he's, um, he's awesome."
Barry
-This is Hank. -Barry I'm in.
"-This is Hank. -Barry I'm in."
Barry
Are you fucking serious? Barry's back.
"Are you fucking serious? Barry's back."
Barry
-Yes! -This one's a doozy. He's head of Bolivian crime--
"-Yes! -This one's a doozy. He's head of Bolivian crime--"
Barry
Just tell me how much and, uh, where I'm going.
"Just tell me how much and, uh, where I'm going."
Barry
-And I'll be there. -NoHo Barry, you are a real one, okay?
"-And I'll be there. -NoHo Barry, you are a real one, okay?"
Barry
You're doing me such a solid, you have no idea.
"You're doing me such a solid, you have no idea."
Barry
Okay, um... It-it's very complicated.
"Okay, um... It-it's very complicated."
Barry
There's lots of ins and outs to it, but thank you.
"There's lots of ins and outs to it, but thank you."
Barry
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
Barry
Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
"Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow."
Barry
So, you are giving this job to a madman...
"So, you are giving this job to a madman..."
Barry
who killed most of our men at the monastery?
"who killed most of our men at the monastery?"
Barry
Yes, but ...
"Yes, but ..."
Barry
don't we want a madman? I mean, Barry is...
"don't we want a madman? I mean, Barry is..."
Barry
Greek Freak of assassins, okay?
"Greek Freak of assassins, okay?"
Barry
The monastery?
"The monastery?"
Barry
He was just having a bad day.
"He was just having a bad day."
Barry
Oh...
"Oh..."
Barry
But, I wanted to get rid of Barry,
"But, I wanted to get rid of Barry,"
Barry
and you insisted that we use Fuches,
"and you insisted that we use Fuches,"
Barry
which was bust.
"which was bust."
Barry
And now,
"And now,"
Barry