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Clips from Barry - 710N (S03E03)

Short Films 2018 Season 3, Episode 6 5 min 279 clips
Short Comedy

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Right up there, that's where your brother wanted to put a hot tub.
"Right up there, that's where your brother wanted to put a hot tub."
Barry
-It was his dream. -And he gave Berkman 1 700?
"-It was his dream. -And he gave Berkman 1 700?"
Barry
Yeah. It sounded like a game changer to me,
"Yeah. It sounded like a game changer to me,"
Barry
but Berkman was against it.
"but Berkman was against it."
Barry
What kind of dick says no to a hot tub right there?
"What kind of dick says no to a hot tub right there?"
Barry
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Barry
It's fucking crazy, right? It is absolutely nuts.
"It's fucking crazy, right? It is absolutely nuts."
Barry
Am I right? Anyway, you got his address. Call me when it's done.
"Am I right? Anyway, you got his address. Call me when it's done."
Barry
I'm gonna be checking out a friend of mine in L.A.
"I'm gonna be checking out a friend of mine in L.A."
Barry
Let's go.
"Let's go."
Barry
BARRY Season 3, Episode 6
"BARRY Season 3, Episode 6"
Barry
One of the bodies we pulled out of the Northridge house explosion
"One of the bodies we pulled out of the Northridge house explosion"
Barry
was Fernando Sagredo, the head of the Bolivians.
"was Fernando Sagredo, the head of the Bolivians."
Barry
So we got to the nursery in the middle of them getting payback.
"So we got to the nursery in the middle of them getting payback."
Barry
That means it was NoHo Hank who planted that bomb.
"That means it was NoHo Hank who planted that bomb."
Barry
NoHo is soft. Look at the way he dresses.
"NoHo is soft. Look at the way he dresses."
Barry
He is not the bomb planting type. This was The Raven.
"He is not the bomb planting type. This was The Raven."
Barry
Okay, look. You think Rumpelstiltskin over here
"Okay, look. You think Rumpelstiltskin over here"
Barry
could take out a whole monastery of goons by himself? I ain't buying it.
"could take out a whole monastery of goons by himself? I ain't buying it."
Barry
No. Our guy is highly trained. He's probably like ex-military or...
"No. Our guy is highly trained. He's probably like ex-military or..."
Barry
What if Rumperstiltskin over here is a badass?
"What if Rumperstiltskin over here is a badass?"
Barry
Look at his jacket. It's leather and it's cool.
"Look at his jacket. It's leather and it's cool."
Barry
Have you heard from Berkman?
"Have you heard from Berkman?"
Barry
-Barry? -Yeah.
"-Barry? -Yeah."
Barry
We haven't seen him since he did that charity drive for Chris.
"We haven't seen him since he did that charity drive for Chris."
Barry
He said he was taking acting classes.
"He said he was taking acting classes."
Barry
-No. No. -Yes.
"-No. No. -Yes."
Barry
Barry Berkman, the human ice machine, is taking acting classes?
"Barry Berkman, the human ice machine, is taking acting classes?"
Barry
He seems to like it.
"He seems to like it."
Barry
-Is he still out here in L.A.? -Yeah. I'm pretty sure he is.
"-Is he still out here in L.A.? -Yeah. I'm pretty sure he is."
Barry
-We should all get together. -Yeah.
"-We should all get together. -Yeah."
Barry
I'd love to see him. Yeah.
"I'd love to see him. Yeah."
Barry
I'll call him.
"I'll call him."
Barry
-Can I go shoot hoops at Victor's? -Sure, honey.
"-Can I go shoot hoops at Victor's? -Sure, honey."
Barry
He's all grown up now.
"He's all grown up now."
Barry
And this algorithm killed my show. I'm feeling really lost.
"And this algorithm killed my show. I'm feeling really lost."
Barry
And now my agent wants me to go and take a meeting at BanShe.
"And now my agent wants me to go and take a meeting at BanShe."
Barry
-You don't wanna work with them. -I know.
"-You don't wanna work with them. -I know."
Barry
I used to be a baker at a kickass churro shop in Eagle Rock.
"I used to be a baker at a kickass churro shop in Eagle Rock."
Barry
It was cushy as fuck. I could've rode that shit forever.
"It was cushy as fuck. I could've rode that shit forever."
Barry
But I knew I had to level up to beignets.
"But I knew I had to level up to beignets."
Barry
A lot of the churro dudes were like, "Rein in your ambitions, Mitch."
"A lot of the churro dudes were like, "Rein in your ambitions, Mitch.""
Barry
But I was, like, nah.
"But I was, like, nah."
Barry
And now, and I say this in all humility, my place is the shit.
"And now, and I say this in all humility, my place is the shit."
Barry
And that's all because I believed in my own abilities.
"And that's all because I believed in my own abilities."
Barry
-I never thought about it that way. -I know.
"-I never thought about it that way. -I know."
Barry
Oh my God, that's heaven.
"Oh my God, that's heaven."
Barry
Jesus Christ, get a life.
"Jesus Christ, get a life."
Barry
-Sorry that took so long. -God, I dream about these.
"-Sorry that took so long. -God, I dream about these."
Barry
We can't give up on Joplin. Maybe we try another streaming service?
"We can't give up on Joplin. Maybe we try another streaming service?"
Barry
Let's see what BanShe has to say. They have another project for you.
"Let's see what BanShe has to say. They have another project for you."
Barry
I don't know if I want to work with those dudes.
"I don't know if I want to work with those dudes."
Barry
You should at least hear them out. Did you get the dipping sauce?
"You should at least hear them out. Did you get the dipping sauce?"
Barry
Maybe we start our own streaming service.
"Maybe we start our own streaming service."
Barry
Get the fuck away from these!
"Get the fuck away from these!"
Barry
Hello?
"Hello?"
Barry
-Barry? -Yes.
"-Barry? -Yes."
Barry
Hi, it's Sharon, Chris's wife.
"Hi, it's Sharon, Chris's wife."
Barry
Hi, how are you? Uh, what's wrong?
"Hi, how are you? Uh, what's wrong?"
Barry
-Nothing's wrong. How are you? -I'm fine.
"-Nothing's wrong. How are you? -I'm fine."
Barry
-How are you? -Good.
"-How are you? -Good."
Barry
-I saw that article about you. -Yeah. That was...
"-I saw that article about you. -Yeah. That was..."
Barry
-How's your son? -He's good.
"-How's your son? -He's good."
Barry
Yeah?
"Yeah?"
Barry
Look, I'm putting together a dinner for some of the vets for my charity,
"Look, I'm putting together a dinner for some of the vets for my charity,"
Barry
and I'd love for you to come.
"and I'd love for you to come."
Barry
Yeah. That'd be great. When?
"Yeah. That'd be great. When?"
Barry
I'm thinking tonight. Is that crazy?
"I'm thinking tonight. Is that crazy?"
Barry
No. Just send me your address. That's absolutely great for me.
"No. Just send me your address. That's absolutely great for me."
Barry
Great.
"Great."
Barry
-Can I bring something? -No, no.
"-Can I bring something? -No, no."
Barry
I know exactly what I'm bringing. You'll love it, they're delicious.
"I know exactly what I'm bringing. You'll love it, they're delicious."
Barry
-Okay. Talk to you soon. -All right.
"-Okay. Talk to you soon. -All right."
Barry
Talk later. Or I'll see you tonight. Send me your address. Love you.
"Talk later. Or I'll see you tonight. Send me your address. Love you."
Barry
I didn't mean to say I love you. I don't know why I did. Sorry.
"I didn't mean to say I love you. I don't know why I did. Sorry."
Barry
I just went through a bad breakup. I'm in a bad place.
"I just went through a bad breakup. I'm in a bad place."
Barry
No, it's all good.
"No, it's all good."
Barry
You know what I mean.
"You know what I mean."
Barry
I thought you were gonna hang up. I'll hang up. Okay, bye.
"I thought you were gonna hang up. I'll hang up. Okay, bye."
Barry
This is great.
"This is great."
Barry
Everything's OK. Calm down.
"Everything's OK. Calm down."
Barry
Are you feeling better?
"Are you feeling better?"
Barry
Holy smokes!
"Holy smokes!"
Barry
I'm so fucked. Everything is so fucked.
"I'm so fucked. Everything is so fucked."
Barry
So now, my business is, like, completely burned down.
"So now, my business is, like, completely burned down."
Barry
And cops are on my tail, and they took my Cristobal.
"And cops are on my tail, and they took my Cristobal."
Barry
This dude lied to you,
"This dude lied to you,"
Barry
didn't tell you he was married, didn't tell you he was straight.
"didn't tell you he was married, didn't tell you he was straight."
Barry
And don't get me wrong, he sounds like a real catch.
"And don't get me wrong, he sounds like a real catch."
Barry
Those are massive red flags, bro.
"Those are massive red flags, bro."
Barry
So I go down to Bolivia and say, no more red flags, right?
"So I go down to Bolivia and say, no more red flags, right?"
Barry
Hey, dude, look, I know we just met,
"Hey, dude, look, I know we just met,"
Barry
but you seem like kind of rad.
"but you seem like kind of rad."
Barry
My shit's about to franchise. We could run this business together.
"My shit's about to franchise. We could run this business together."
Barry
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Barry
I might need a few days to, you know, mull that over.
"I might need a few days to, you know, mull that over."
Barry
-So, Wednesday? -Yeah.
"-So, Wednesday? -Yeah."
Barry
-Good bye. -Great.
"-Good bye. -Great."
Barry
I had that talk with my daughter.
"I had that talk with my daughter."
Barry
And?
"And?"
Barry
-Can you handle more amazing news? -How did you get into my house?
"-Can you handle more amazing news? -How did you get into my house?"
Barry
Bob Jacobson. You know him? Producer.
"Bob Jacobson. You know him? Producer."
Barry
-He did the Wonder Man films. -You can't break into my house.
"-He did the Wonder Man films. -You can't break into my house."
Barry
He's moving into streaming, which is creeping into the theater space.
"He's moving into streaming, which is creeping into the theater space."
Barry
The guy was so moved by what you did as a teacher,
"The guy was so moved by what you did as a teacher,"
Barry
he wants to give you your own show. The Gene Cousineau Master Class.
"he wants to give you your own show. The Gene Cousineau Master Class."
Barry
-Master Class? -That's right.
"-Master Class? -That's right."
Barry
You working with the students. Like you did with that vet, Sean.
"You working with the students. Like you did with that vet, Sean."
Barry
-Barry. -Teaching him all about acting.
"-Barry. -Teaching him all about acting."
Barry
Unlocking all the weird shit that motivates them.
"Unlocking all the weird shit that motivates them."
Barry
Saving their lives. This will stream into people's homes.
"Saving their lives. This will stream into people's homes."
Barry
But he also wants to put it in movie theaters.
"But he also wants to put it in movie theaters."
Barry
-What's his opening offer? -400 000.
"-What's his opening offer? -400 000."
Barry
But I think I can talk him way up.
"But I think I can talk him way up."
Barry
All right. I'll do it under one condition.
"All right. I'll do it under one condition."
Barry
Please, leave. I don't want to get a restraining order against you.
"Please, leave. I don't want to get a restraining order against you."
Barry
You're not listening. You get to direct all of these shows
"You're not listening. You get to direct all of these shows"
Barry
and they shoot out all over the world.
"and they shoot out all over the world."
Barry
I'm not interested in helping you with your little master class. Go.
"I'm not interested in helping you with your little master class. Go."
Barry
-It's not my master class. -Keep your voice down.
"-It's not my master class. -Keep your voice down."
Barry