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Clips from Barry - limonada (S03E03)

Short Films 2018 Season 3, Episode 2 5 min 454 clips
Short Comedy

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Two number threes with Diet Cokes?
"Two number threes with Diet Cokes?"
Barry
-Oh, yeah. Thanks. -Sure.
"-Oh, yeah. Thanks. -Sure."
Barry
-Could I have my change, please?
"-Could I have my change, please?"
Barry
Thank you so much. Thank you.
"Thank you so much. Thank you."
Barry
-Here's your burgers. -Yeah. Please let me ride up front with you.
"-Here's your burgers. -Yeah. Please let me ride up front with you."
Barry
-Here's your drink. Here's your change. -Okay.
"-Here's your drink. Here's your change. -Okay."
Barry
Oh my god. Thanks. Look, can I at least
"Oh my god. Thanks. Look, can I at least"
Barry
-eat the sandwich before we take off? -We gotta go.
"-eat the sandwich before we take off? -We gotta go."
Barry
-No, no, no. -Wait, the food is gonna fly all over the--
"-No, no, no. -Wait, the food is gonna fly all over the--"
Barry
We gotta go! Got big plans!
"We gotta go! Got big plans!"
Barry
Yeah, I just...
"Yeah, I just..."
Barry
I wanna make sure that we fully understand, like,
"I wanna make sure that we fully understand, like,"
Barry
why Chloe decides to leave Zach.
"why Chloe decides to leave Zach."
Barry
I think it's pretty clear.
"I think it's pretty clear."
Barry
Are you worried it'll appear like we have an agenda?
"Are you worried it'll appear like we have an agenda?"
Barry
No, not an agenda. Just, like,
"No, not an agenda. Just, like,"
Barry
needs to be, like, complex and gray, you know?
"needs to be, like, complex and gray, you know?"
Barry
And right now, it just reads like...
"And right now, it just reads like..."
Barry
I don't know. Like her dialogue is...
"I don't know. Like her dialogue is..."
Barry
People just don't talk like that, you know?
"People just don't talk like that, you know?"
Barry
Like in perfectly worded arguments.
"Like in perfectly worded arguments."
Barry
I would disagree with that assumption.
"I would disagree with that assumption."
Barry
Her naiveté is a direct result of the history of subjugation
"Her naiveté is a direct result of the history of subjugation"
Barry
of women by a draconian patriarchy.
"of women by a draconian patriarchy."
Barry
Right...
"Right..."
Barry
Maybe we throw a few "um's" in there?
"Maybe we throw a few "um's" in there?"
Barry
Oh my god...
"Oh my god..."
Barry
How do you know to do all this?
"How do you know to do all this?"
Barry
Writing? Oh! It's easy.
"Writing? Oh! It's easy."
Barry
You know, you just, um...
"You know, you just, um..."
Barry
follow your instincts and keep it honest.
"follow your instincts and keep it honest."
Barry
-You know, just like when you're acting. -Yeah, I'm...
"-You know, just like when you're acting. -Yeah, I'm..."
Barry
I'm actually, like, working on some personal stuff.
"I'm actually, like, working on some personal stuff."
Barry
Like, um, kind of a show. It's like coming of age,
"Like, um, kind of a show. It's like coming of age,"
Barry
but set in space.
"but set in space."
Barry
-I don't know, but... -Sally!
"-I don't know, but... -Sally!"
Barry
-Barry? -Hey!
"-Barry? -Hey!"
Barry
Hi. I-- Wait...
"Hi. I-- Wait..."
Barry
I'm forgetting. Did I ask you to come?
"I'm forgetting. Did I ask you to come?"
Barry
No, I came on my own.
"No, I came on my own."
Barry
-Oh... Hi! -Hey!
"-Oh... Hi! -Hey!"
Barry
Hey. Listen,
"Hey. Listen,"
Barry
I know how to get Cousineau
"I know how to get Cousineau"
Barry
over the murder of his girlfriend.
"over the murder of his girlfriend."
Barry
You cast him on your show.
"You cast him on your show."
Barry
What...
"What..."
Barry
I... What? Wait, y--
"I... What? Wait, y--"
Barry
-You talked to Cousineau? -Uh, yeah.
"-You talked to Cousineau? -Uh, yeah."
Barry
Yeah, and, um, you know, he's still pretty fucked up,
"Yeah, and, um, you know, he's still pretty fucked up,"
Barry
but I think getting his, um, you know,
"but I think getting his, um, you know,"
Barry
career back on track will make him a little less fucked up
"career back on track will make him a little less fucked up"
Barry
and give him a purpose.
"and give him a purpose."
Barry
Oh, that's so sweet.
"Oh, that's so sweet."
Barry
But we threw his name out for a part and casting said no.
"But we threw his name out for a part and casting said no."
Barry
I think the direct quote was, "life's too short."
"I think the direct quote was, "life's too short.""
Barry
Well, wait, aren't you the boss? Can't you override that?
"Well, wait, aren't you the boss? Can't you override that?"
Barry
Yeah, I am the boss, which is why I need to trust
"Yeah, I am the boss, which is why I need to trust"
Barry
that I hired smart people,
"that I hired smart people,"
Barry
and casting said he's a shitshow. So...
"and casting said he's a shitshow. So..."
Barry
-He's not a shitshow. -Yeah, I know. Look,
"-He's not a shitshow. -Yeah, I know. Look,"
Barry
I was as surprised as you are,
"I was as surprised as you are,"
Barry
but the town wants nothing to do with him.
"but the town wants nothing to do with him."
Barry
He's made his bed, so...
"He's made his bed, so..."
Barry
Hey, you know, I'm kind of in the middle of something here,
"Hey, you know, I'm kind of in the middle of something here,"
Barry
so can we talk about this at home?
"so can we talk about this at home?"
Barry
He's in a lot of pain.
"He's in a lot of pain."
Barry
Yeah. No, I am sorry to hear that.
"Yeah. No, I am sorry to hear that."
Barry
-No, you're not. -What?
"-No, you're not. -What?"
Barry
If you actually felt that way, you'd do something about it,
"If you actually felt that way, you'd do something about it,"
Barry
but you're not doing anything about it.
"but you're not doing anything about it."
Barry
So now, I have to do something about it.
"So now, I have to do something about it."
Barry
I came here for your help, and you're not giving it to me.
"I came here for your help, and you're not giving it to me."
Barry
Are you okay? 'Cause you seem a little manic.
"Are you okay? 'Cause you seem a little manic."
Barry
-I'm worried about him. -So am I.
"-I'm worried about him. -So am I."
Barry
Which is why I tried to get him on my show.
"Which is why I tried to get him on my show."
Barry
We're saying the same thing.
"We're saying the same thing."
Barry
We are not saying the same thing!
"We are not saying the same thing!"
Barry
We are not saying the same thing!
"We are not saying the same thing!"
Barry
If I don't do this, I don't live!
"If I don't do this, I don't live!"
Barry
I have to do this to fucking live!
"I have to do this to fucking live!"
Barry
-Don't fucking laugh at me!
"-Don't fucking laugh at me!"
Barry
My whole life! My whole... fucking life!
"My whole life! My whole... fucking life!"
Barry
-Barry... -I need you to do this for me now!
"-Barry... -I need you to do this for me now!"
Barry
Now!
"Now!"
Barry
Do it.
"Do it."
Barry
-Okay. I see... you're very upset right now. -Do it!
"-Okay. I see... you're very upset right now. -Do it!"
Barry
Look, I-I-I'm sorry. I tried, and...
"Look, I-I-I'm sorry. I tried, and..."
Barry
-I... I can't. -Shit.
"-I... I can't. -Shit."
Barry
-Hello? -Hey-hey.
"-Hello? -Hey-hey."
Barry
Are you around to meet up?
"Are you around to meet up?"
Barry
Yes. Um...
"Yes. Um..."
Barry
-What time were you thinking? -Now!
"-What time were you thinking? -Now!"
Barry
NoHo Hank Right. Duh.
"NoHo Hank Right. Duh."
Barry
You know, I really wish you would trust one of my guys
"You know, I really wish you would trust one of my guys"
Barry
to bring you these heroin plants,
"to bring you these heroin plants,"
Barry
but since I'm the only one you trust,
"but since I'm the only one you trust,"
Barry
you know? Just...
"you know? Just..."
Barry
-sucks that you live all the way in Calabasas. -Hi!
"-sucks that you live all the way in Calabasas. -Hi!"
Barry
-I mean, that is a drive. -Say I live in the Redlands.
"-I mean, that is a drive. -Say I live in the Redlands."
Barry
Redlands?
"Redlands?"
Barry
Fuck me!
"Fuck me!"
Barry
Wow.
"Wow."
Barry
I am so fucked today.
"I am so fucked today."
Barry
I will not be coming back to this office anytime soon.
"I will not be coming back to this office anytime soon."
Barry
Okay. I'll see you later.
"Okay. I'll see you later."
Barry
-Are you selling limonada? -Yeah.
"-Are you selling limonada? -Yeah."
Barry
-Oh, how much? -One dollar!
"-Oh, how much? -One dollar!"
Barry
Fantastic. I'll take two.
"Fantastic. I'll take two."
Barry
Don't pull on the door!
"Don't pull on the door!"
Barry
Let me unlock first!
"Let me unlock first!"
Barry
Pendejo.
"Pendejo."
Barry
-Mi yerno. -Suegro.
"-Mi yerno. -Suegro."
Barry
Did you just come all the way from Bolivia?
"Did you just come all the way from Bolivia?"
Barry
Yes.
"Yes."
Barry
But, not in this. It's a rental.
"But, not in this. It's a rental."
Barry
We flew.
"We flew."
Barry
Gene Cousineau Barry? Barry,
"Gene Cousineau Barry? Barry,"
Barry
I've been in this trunk way too long.
"I've been in this trunk way too long."
Barry
I can't feel my legs! A-and, you might not know this,
"I can't feel my legs! A-and, you might not know this,"
Barry
but that is definitely a stroke symptom!
"but that is definitely a stroke symptom!"
Barry