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Clips from Barry - forgiving jeff (S03E03)

Short Films 2018 Season 3, Episode 1 5 min 429 clips
Short Comedy

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Jeff Please... Please, forgive me!
"Jeff Please... Please, forgive me!"
Barry
-I'm sorry!
"-I'm sorry!"
Barry
Please!
"Please!"
Barry
Please forgive me!
"Please forgive me!"
Barry
Grab your toolbox. I wanna cut off his eyelids!
"Grab your toolbox. I wanna cut off his eyelids!"
Barry
-His eyelids? -I wanna watch him suffer. Come on!
"-His eyelids? -I wanna watch him suffer. Come on!"
Barry
I thought you wanted me to shoot him
"I thought you wanted me to shoot him"
Barry
-after he was done digging the hole. -I changed my mind.
"-after he was done digging the hole. -I changed my mind."
Barry
Changed his mind...
"Changed his mind..."
Barry
She tell you how big your cock is? Huh, Jeff?
"She tell you how big your cock is? Huh, Jeff?"
Barry
Jeff I'm sorry!
"Jeff I'm sorry!"
Barry
I, I, I, know. I'm sorry.
"I, I, I, know. I'm sorry."
Barry
-Please. -Hold up. Hold up.
"-Please. -Hold up. Hold up."
Barry
Hey, uh,
"Hey, uh,"
Barry
I think we're going to call this off.
"I think we're going to call this off."
Barry
What, no eyelids? Just shoot him?
"What, no eyelids? Just shoot him?"
Barry
-No, I-I don't want him dead. -Thank you.
"-No, I-I don't want him dead. -Thank you."
Barry
-I thought you said you wanted to watch him suffer. -I know,
"-I thought you said you wanted to watch him suffer. -I know,"
Barry
but, um, he's asked for my forgiveness.
"but, um, he's asked for my forgiveness."
Barry
Y-you know, he made some valid points, so, uh,
"Y-you know, he made some valid points, so, uh,"
Barry
I'm forgiving Jeff.
"I'm forgiving Jeff."
Barry
-You're forgiving Jeff. -I'm sorry I fucked your wife.
"-You're forgiving Jeff. -I'm sorry I fucked your wife."
Barry
He's sorry he fucked my wife!
"He's sorry he fucked my wife!"
Barry
You know, and she's no saint either, okay?
"You know, and she's no saint either, okay?"
Barry
There's a whole history we don't need to get into. I...
"There's a whole history we don't need to get into. I..."
Barry
I think I just overreacted.
"I think I just overreacted."
Barry
There's no forgiving Jeff!
"There's no forgiving Jeff!"
Barry
Ha! Ha! Ha!
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Barry
Ha! Ha! Ha!
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Barry
Did you not come to bed again last night?
"Did you not come to bed again last night?"
Barry
Uh, no. I had a line on some work,
"Uh, no. I had a line on some work,"
Barry
but it fell through, so I just drove around.
"but it fell through, so I just drove around."
Barry
Fun!
"Fun!"
Barry
Okay, so lunch today's at00...
"Okay, so lunch today's at00..."
Barry
-Uh-huh. -Yeah. Can you, like,
"-Uh-huh. -Yeah. Can you, like,"
Barry
get there, like, a little early, you know,
"get there, like, a little early, you know,"
Barry
-and watch us shoot. -Oh...
"-and watch us shoot. -Oh..."
Barry
-My controller's broken. -Oh!
"-My controller's broken. -Oh!"
Barry
Hoo! Ah!
"Hoo! Ah!"
Barry
Oh god. Diane's coming to look at cuts today.
"Oh god. Diane's coming to look at cuts today."
Barry
Do you want me to bring you flowers?
"Do you want me to bring you flowers?"
Barry
-Yeah. Uh, nothing yellow, okay? -Unbelievable...
"-Yeah. Uh, nothing yellow, okay? -Unbelievable..."
Barry
And, uh, if I say you can stay for lunch,
"And, uh, if I say you can stay for lunch,"
Barry
just know that you can't.
"just know that you can't."
Barry
Love you!
"Love you!"
Barry
Fuck.
"Fuck."
Barry
Sir?
"Sir?"
Barry
-Yes?
"-Yes?"
Barry
Hi. I'm Detective Mae Dunn.
"Hi. I'm Detective Mae Dunn."
Barry
These are officers Tereno and Hale.
"These are officers Tereno and Hale."
Barry
We'd like to speak to NoHo Hank.
"We'd like to speak to NoHo Hank."
Barry
I will fetch him.
"I will fetch him."
Barry
I spoke to the elders,
"I spoke to the elders,"
Barry
told them we needed more men.
"told them we needed more men."
Barry
LA is us, Akhmal, and Yandar. That's four guys.
"LA is us, Akhmal, and Yandar. That's four guys."
Barry
Well, SEAL Team Six only has six guys,
"Well, SEAL Team Six only has six guys,"
Barry
and they have their own TV show.
"and they have their own TV show."
Barry
-Hank. The cops are outside.
"-Hank. The cops are outside."
Barry
-They want to speak to you. -Well...
"-They want to speak to you. -Well..."
Barry
we always knew this was going to happen.
"we always knew this was going to happen."
Barry
This one is for all the marbles.
"This one is for all the marbles."
Barry
You have your story straight?
"You have your story straight?"
Barry
Yeah. Um...
"Yeah. Um..."
Barry
This is my first interrogation,
"This is my first interrogation,"
Barry
you know? I'm, like, legit nervous.
"you know? I'm, like, legit nervous."
Barry
Alright.
"Alright."
Barry
We don't hear from you in two hours,
"We don't hear from you in two hours,"
Barry
-we will all take cyanide pills. -What?
"-we will all take cyanide pills. -What?"
Barry
-Ciao, babies. -Wait, what?
"-Ciao, babies. -Wait, what?"
Barry
Yeah. Monastery shooting.
"Yeah. Monastery shooting."
Barry
I heard about that.
"I heard about that."
Barry
Heard about it. But, you weren't there?
"Heard about it. But, you weren't there?"
Barry
No.
"No."
Barry
Well, we heard that you were there.
"Well, we heard that you were there."
Barry
I wasn't. Because no one survived.
"I wasn't. Because no one survived."
Barry
How would you know that if you weren't there?
"How would you know that if you weren't there?"
Barry
I saw it on Citizen App?
"I saw it on Citizen App?"
Barry
Can you tell me what that pin says?
"Can you tell me what that pin says?"
Barry
It says, "The debt has been paid."
"It says, "The debt has been paid.""
Barry
Mm-hm. Any idea where we found it?
"Mm-hm. Any idea where we found it?"
Barry
Well, they do hand them out at banks back home.
"Well, they do hand them out at banks back home."
Barry
-Hank... -After you pay your debts.
"-Hank... -After you pay your debts."
Barry
Well, we found that one in the trunk of a car
"Well, we found that one in the trunk of a car"
Barry
next to a detective's dead body.
"next to a detective's dead body."
Barry
Wow.
"Wow."
Barry
Wow.
"Wow."
Barry
Wow.
"Wow."
Barry
What the fuck?
"What the fuck?"
Barry
That is super fucked up. You know?
"That is super fucked up. You know?"
Barry
What does this have to do with monastery?
"What does this have to do with monastery?"
Barry
We think the cases are linked.
"We think the cases are linked."
Barry
And we can put you outside the monastery
"And we can put you outside the monastery"
Barry
a few days before the shooting.
"a few days before the shooting."
Barry
Touché.
"Touché."
Barry
Dr. Watsons.
"Dr. Watsons."
Barry
Yes.
"Yes."
Barry
These two cases are linked.
"These two cases are linked."
Barry
Same man who shot at monastery
"Same man who shot at monastery"
Barry
is also fucking idiot
"is also fucking idiot"
Barry
who killed your dear, sweet detective.
"who killed your dear, sweet detective."
Barry
That pin...
"That pin..."
Barry
is calling card for...
"is calling card for..."
Barry
that man.
"that man."
Barry
We have been trying to identify him.
"We have been trying to identify him."
Barry
If I tell you, you'd have to pall-bear my coffin becau--
"If I tell you, you'd have to pall-bear my coffin becau--"
Barry
Hank. I'm fed up with the mind games.
"Hank. I'm fed up with the mind games."
Barry
My patience was here.
"My patience was here."
Barry
Now, it's here.
"Now, it's here."
Barry
Just tell us, Hank.
"Just tell us, Hank."
Barry
His name is...
"His name is..."
Barry
-the Raven.
"-the Raven."
Barry
-It's a good name. -It's a fake name.
"-It's a good name. -It's a fake name."
Barry
You're saying this...
"You're saying this..."
Barry
Raven killed Detective Moss and shot up the monastery?
"Raven killed Detective Moss and shot up the monastery?"
Barry
I know he did.
"I know he did."
Barry
Anytime someone compromises Chechen operation,
"Anytime someone compromises Chechen operation,"
Barry
he's sent down by top brass to take care of it.
"he's sent down by top brass to take care of it."
Barry
And he never fails.
"And he never fails."
Barry
You know, you should really Wikipedia "raven."
"You know, you should really Wikipedia "raven.""
Barry
You'll see the name works on, like, three different levels.
"You'll see the name works on, like, three different levels."
Barry