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Clips from Barry - Crazytimesh*tshow (S03E03)

Short Films 2018 Season 3, Episode 5 5 min 543 clips
Short Comedy

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(gunshot)
"(gunshot)"
Barry
(wind blowing quietly, swells)
"(wind blowing quietly, swells)"
Barry
-I didn't-- (grunts) -Shots fired!
"-I didn't-- (grunts) -Shots fired!"
Barry
-(gunfire) -(soldiers shouting)
"-(gunfire) -(soldiers shouting)"
Barry
Corpsman!
"Corpsman!"
Barry
(gunfire)
"(gunfire)"
Barry
Corpsman... Corpsman!
"Corpsman... Corpsman!"
Barry
Barry: Albert, Albert, it's gonna be all right...
"Barry: Albert, Albert, it's gonna be all right..."
Barry
(whimpering)
"(whimpering)"
Barry
-(wind blowing) -(gunfire slowly fades out)
"-(wind blowing) -(gunfire slowly fades out)"
Barry
♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
Barry
(knocking)
"(knocking)"
Barry
(door opens)
"(door opens)"
Barry
Special Agent Albert Nguyen.
"Special Agent Albert Nguyen."
Barry
I'm here to help you catch whoever killed
"I'm here to help you catch whoever killed"
Barry
Detective Janice Moss.
"Detective Janice Moss."
Barry
(theme song playing)
"(theme song playing)"
Barry
I'm Detective Mae Dunn, and this is Chief Krauss.
"I'm Detective Mae Dunn, and this is Chief Krauss."
Barry
You can call me Big Cat.
"You can call me Big Cat."
Barry
Look, I know this is an international case,
"Look, I know this is an international case,"
Barry
and they have to send a Fed,
"and they have to send a Fed,"
Barry
but we already know who killed Detective Moss.
"but we already know who killed Detective Moss."
Barry
It was a Chechen assassin called the Raven.
"It was a Chechen assassin called the Raven."
Barry
Yeah, whoever came up with that is a clown.
"Yeah, whoever came up with that is a clown."
Barry
-Wow. -Albert Nguyen: Right, so when I was briefed,
"-Wow. -Albert Nguyen: Right, so when I was briefed,"
Barry
it turns out a guy I served with
"it turns out a guy I served with"
Barry
was with Mr. Cousineau when you found the body.
"was with Mr. Cousineau when you found the body."
Barry
-Barry Berkman? -Nguyen: Yeah.
"-Barry Berkman? -Nguyen: Yeah."
Barry
Yeah, we cleared him.
"Yeah, we cleared him."
Barry
He was with the wrong guy at the wrong time.
"He was with the wrong guy at the wrong time."
Barry
Berkman was just helping his friend.
"Berkman was just helping his friend."
Barry
-Yeah, sounds like him. -Krauss: They were both framed
"-Yeah, sounds like him. -Krauss: They were both framed"
Barry
-by the Raven. -I'm gonna take you to your desk and get you briefed.
"-by the Raven. -I'm gonna take you to your desk and get you briefed."
Barry
Welcome aboard, Tuff Turf!
"Welcome aboard, Tuff Turf!"
Barry
Natalie (whispers): Sally.
"Natalie (whispers): Sally."
Barry
Hey, Sally, wake up.
"Hey, Sally, wake up."
Barry
It's the whole home screen.
"It's the whole home screen."
Barry
(wheezing laugh) Look at your freakin' face!
"(wheezing laugh) Look at your freakin' face!"
Barry
It's huge! That face is being seen everywhere
"It's huge! That face is being seen everywhere"
Barry
this morning.
"this morning."
Barry
And you're still a 98% on Rotty T's.
"And you're still a 98% on Rotty T's."
Barry
This is insane!
"This is insane!"
Barry
It's all happening!
"It's all happening!"
Barry
(soft music playing)
"(soft music playing)"
Barry
Why the fuck is nobody noticing you?
"Why the fuck is nobody noticing you?"
Barry
-Look, it only went up on BanShe last night. -Right.
"-Look, it only went up on BanShe last night. -Right."
Barry
-Mm. -(sighs)
"-Mm. -(sighs)"
Barry
If anything, I should just enjoy my anonymity while it lasts.
"If anything, I should just enjoy my anonymity while it lasts."
Barry
Because in a few short days,
"Because in a few short days,"
Barry
quiet coffee alone won't even be possible--
"quiet coffee alone won't even be possible--"
Barry
"Joplin"'s not on the homepage anymore.
""Joplin"'s not on the homepage anymore."
Barry
What?
"What?"
Barry
I--
"I--"
Barry
(scoffs)
"(scoffs)"
Barry
It was literally on the home page less than an hour ago.
"It was literally on the home page less than an hour ago."
Barry
-Okay. That's weird. -Yeah.
"-Okay. That's weird. -Yeah."
Barry
-Um, "Joplin"... -"Joplin."
"-Um, "Joplin"... -"Joplin.""
Barry
-Where are we? -(nervous laugh)
"-Where are we? -(nervous laugh)"
Barry
Barry: Thanks for doing this on such short notice.
"Barry: Thanks for doing this on such short notice."
Barry
Jermaine: Oh, no worries, man.
"Jermaine: Oh, no worries, man."
Barry
Nick: We did make some changes to your room,
"Nick: We did make some changes to your room,"
Barry
but it's, like, pretty much the same thing.
"but it's, like, pretty much the same thing."
Barry
I think you're gonna love it.
"I think you're gonna love it."
Barry
Barry: Oh yeah?
"Barry: Oh yeah?"
Barry
-Maybe. Who knows. -Be sweet.
"-Maybe. Who knows. -Be sweet."
Barry
We turned it into an audition room! (laughs)
"We turned it into an audition room! (laughs)"
Barry
Jermaine: Green screen is for auditions,
"Jermaine: Green screen is for auditions,"
Barry
and the recording booth is for, uh, V.O. stuff.
"and the recording booth is for, uh, V.O. stuff."
Barry
I'm recording a really sick comedy record, man.
"I'm recording a really sick comedy record, man."
Barry
Where do I sleep?
"Where do I sleep?"
Barry
-W-well, don't sleep there. -No.
"-W-well, don't sleep there. -No."
Barry
No, and I don't-- No, and don't sleep over there
"No, and I don't-- No, and don't sleep over there"
Barry
-because that's where all of... -And don't sleep over there either
"-because that's where all of... -And don't sleep over there either"
Barry
-'cause that's just kinda my space. -You know what? Actually,
"-'cause that's just kinda my space. -You know what? Actually,"
Barry
maybe we'll just mark a little space
"maybe we'll just mark a little space"
Barry
for you right here on the floor.
"for you right here on the floor."
Barry
(set chatter)
"(set chatter)"
Barry
Producer: Hey, hey! There he is!
"Producer: Hey, hey! There he is!"
Barry
The man of the hour.
"The man of the hour."
Barry
-Nice "Variety" piece. -Thank you.
"-Nice "Variety" piece. -Thank you."
Barry
Did you get the pages, the scene with your dying wife?
"Did you get the pages, the scene with your dying wife?"
Barry
Right here.
"Right here."
Barry
You know what, it's beautifully written.
"You know what, it's beautifully written."
Barry
I hope I do it justice.
"I hope I do it justice."
Barry
Every day you hope to be surprised in this business,
"Every day you hope to be surprised in this business,"
Barry
and you almost never are.
"and you almost never are."
Barry
Thanks for the opportunity.
"Thanks for the opportunity."
Barry
I'm so happy to be here.
"I'm so happy to be here."
Barry
Well, hey, we'll be watching.
"Well, hey, we'll be watching."
Barry
(whispers): Hey. Hey. Listen.
"(whispers): Hey. Hey. Listen."
Barry
I am so sorry that I threw tea in your face,
"I am so sorry that I threw tea in your face,"
Barry
you know, at "Murder, She Wrote," I...
"you know, at "Murder, She Wrote," I..."
Barry
That was wrong, and I apologize.
"That was wrong, and I apologize."
Barry
(exhales)
"(exhales)"
Barry
Wow. Thank you for that.
"Wow. Thank you for that."
Barry
I'm glad we had this little opportunity to reconnect.
"I'm glad we had this little opportunity to reconnect."
Barry
Me, too.
"Me, too."
Barry
-(dirt bikes roaring) -Fuches: Hi there!
"-(dirt bikes roaring) -Fuches: Hi there!"
Barry
Miss? Hi!
"Miss? Hi!"
Barry
You must be, uh, Traci, right?
"You must be, uh, Traci, right?"
Barry
Sure, you are. (laughs) Hey, is your brother,
"Sure, you are. (laughs) Hey, is your brother,"
Barry
uh, this guy?
"uh, this guy?"
Barry
Yeah. He's dead.
"Yeah. He's dead."
Barry
Oh, yeah, he sure is. (laughs)
"Oh, yeah, he sure is. (laughs)"
Barry
But, I'm a private investigator.
"But, I'm a private investigator."
Barry
-Ken Goulet, and I... -(bikes roaring)
"-Ken Goulet, and I... -(bikes roaring)"
Barry
I know that your brother's good name
"I know that your brother's good name"
Barry
was sullied by the LAPD,
"was sullied by the LAPD,"
Barry
and that he was running a crime ring.
"and that he was running a crime ring."
Barry
-We both know that isn't true, right? -Probably is true.
"-We both know that isn't true, right? -Probably is true."
Barry
-Uh... -(roaring)
"-Uh... -(roaring)"
Barry
Whoa!
"Whoa!"
Barry
Jesus Christ. Heh, well...
"Jesus Christ. Heh, well..."
Barry
Alright, yeah. Look, look, look, look.
"Alright, yeah. Look, look, look, look."
Barry
They set him up, and I can give you the guy
"They set him up, and I can give you the guy"
Barry
-who did it. -We're good.
"-who did it. -We're good."
Barry
Oh, you're good, huh? I see. You don't want justice.
"Oh, you're good, huh? I see. You don't want justice."
Barry
You don't want your brothers to have a little
"You don't want your brothers to have a little"
Barry
vengeance, huh? Hey, wait!
"vengeance, huh? Hey, wait!"
Barry
-(bike roaring) -This guy, Barry,
"-(bike roaring) -This guy, Barry,"
Barry