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Clips from Barry - Chapter Four: Commit ... to YOU (S01E01)

Short Films 2018 Season 1, Episode 4 5 min 597 clips
Short Comedy
that I know make so much money.
"that I know make so much money."
Barry
Hey, Detective?
"Hey, Detective?"
Barry
Hmm?
"Hmm?"
Barry
Barry, I don't want to be alone.
"Barry, I don't want to be alone."
Barry
There's a guy I served with who's from LA,
"There's a guy I served with who's from LA,"
Barry
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Barry
just one big baby parade.
"just one big baby parade."
Barry
Maybe you can help me with my Mamet monologue before class?
"Maybe you can help me with my Mamet monologue before class?"
Barry
No. I can ask Mike. He's an agent. He gets it.
"No. I can ask Mike. He's an agent. He gets it."
Barry
So I should probably leave is what you're saying?
"So I should probably leave is what you're saying?"
Barry
- Aw, so sweet. - Right.
"- Aw, so sweet. - Right."
Barry
_
"_"
Barry
- What's this? - Our next job.
"- What's this? - Our next job."
Barry
where they cut their coca.
"where they cut their coca."
Barry
- How many guys? - Uh, I don't know.
"- How many guys? - Uh, I don't know."
Barry
Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid.
"Fuches, this isn't a hit. This is a raid."
Barry
You deserve it.
"You deserve it."
Barry
The rest goes in the cookie jar.
"The rest goes in the cookie jar."
Barry
Mm-hmm. Couch folds out. Is that a problem?
"Mm-hmm. Couch folds out. Is that a problem?"
Barry
So, which one of you type the wrong password to lock camera?
"So, which one of you type the wrong password to lock camera?"
Barry
Well, because of you, what I must now do is bypass locking protocol.
"Well, because of you, what I must now do is bypass locking protocol."
Barry
then run application to brute-force decrypt password.
"then run application to brute-force decrypt password."
Barry
I write the software myself.
"I write the software myself."
Barry
Uh, well, how long will that take?
"Uh, well, how long will that take?"
Barry
Could be one day, two day...
"Could be one day, two day..."
Barry
Hey, man, don't click on any open tabs.
"Hey, man, don't click on any open tabs."
Barry
Gene M. Cousineau speaking.
"Gene M. Cousineau speaking."
Barry
Hello, Mr. Cousineau, this is Detective Janice Moss.
"Hello, Mr. Cousineau, this is Detective Janice Moss."
Barry
You left me a message. You said you had
"You left me a message. You said you had"
Barry
Could we meet for coffee?
"Could we meet for coffee?"
Barry
I'll get a reservation at Stella Luna.
"I'll get a reservation at Stella Luna."
Barry
Uh, okay.
"Uh, okay."
Barry
Until then.
"Until then."
Barry
Oh my God, he's with Judd Hirsch.
"Oh my God, he's with Judd Hirsch."
Barry
This crazy man know Judd Hirsch!
"This crazy man know Judd Hirsch!"
Barry
"Do you think I'm gonna lose my leg, miss?"
""Do you think I'm gonna lose my leg, miss?""
Barry
- Really? - Yup.
"- Really? - Yup."
Barry
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Barry
Um, so if I do book it,
"Um, so if I do book it,"
Barry
Oh, I...
"Oh, I..."
Barry
- Oh yeah. Oh God. - I was totally kidding.
"- Oh yeah. Oh God. - I was totally kidding."
Barry
Okay, cool. Well, I... actually,
"Okay, cool. Well, I... actually,"
Barry
- I wanna put it in before we go, - _
"- I wanna put it in before we go, - _"
Barry
- Yeah. Okay, so what time? - Sevenish.
"- Yeah. Okay, so what time? - Sevenish."
Barry
Okay, so, they're just gonna digitally shrink him down
"Okay, so, they're just gonna digitally shrink him down"
Barry
Of course I'll be cool. I don't know who he is.
"Of course I'll be cool. I don't know who he is."
Barry
Actors, I got three words for you:
"Actors, I got three words for you:"
Barry
"Coffee's for closers, only.
""Coffee's for closers, only."
Barry
"You son of a bitch.
""You son of a bitch."
Barry
"Hi. I'm from downtown. I'm from Mitch and Murray.
""Hi. I'm from downtown. I'm from Mitch and Murray."
Barry
"As you all know, first prize
""As you all know, first prize"
Barry
Stop. I'm not kidding. You're making me nauseous.
"Stop. I'm not kidding. You're making me nauseous."
Barry
To see if you were capable of playing a character
"To see if you were capable of playing a character"
Barry
with even the mildest set of balls.
"with even the mildest set of balls."
Barry
It's the way you read every scene.
"It's the way you read every scene."
Barry
it's a big problem.
"it's a big problem."
Barry
was that my guy was trying to help
"was that my guy was trying to help"
Barry
these other dudes achieve a goal, right?
"these other dudes achieve a goal, right?"
Barry
You know what? That is so lovely. If it was you.
"You know what? That is so lovely. If it was you."
Barry
Is that the way you see your life, as a human doormat?
"Is that the way you see your life, as a human doormat?"
Barry
- No. - "No"?
"- No. - "No"?"
Barry
'Cause that's all we've ever seen in here.
"'Cause that's all we've ever seen in here."
Barry
You were in the service, right? Right?
"You were in the service, right? Right?"
Barry
Yeah, well, that makes sense, doesn't it?
"Yeah, well, that makes sense, doesn't it?"
Barry
Barry, do you ever ask for what you need?
"Barry, do you ever ask for what you need?"
Barry
"Dear diary, today,
""Dear diary, today,"
Barry
"I did what everybody else wanted me to do.
""I did what everybody else wanted me to do."
Barry
Is that all right with you, diary? Love, Barry."
"Is that all right with you, diary? Love, Barry.""
Barry
Well, I don't know what you want me to say.
"Well, I don't know what you want me to say."
Barry
I want you to fight for yourself, Barry.
"I want you to fight for yourself, Barry."
Barry
I want you to tell me one thing you desire.
"I want you to tell me one thing you desire."
Barry
Fuches! I'm not doing it! Any of it, okay?
"Fuches! I'm not doing it! Any of it, okay?"
Barry
"Dr. Audrina Borowitz.
""Dr. Audrina Borowitz."
Barry
you refer to me as Dr. Audrina Borowitz."
"you refer to me as Dr. Audrina Borowitz.""
Barry
We didn't have you on the list,
"We didn't have you on the list,"
Barry
- Oh, no worries. - Thank you so much.
"- Oh, no worries. - Thank you so much."
Barry
- Have a good day. - Break a leg.
"- Have a good day. - Break a leg."
Barry
When did I know?
"When did I know?"
Barry
I remember exactly. Barry and I had just started dating,
"I remember exactly. Barry and I had just started dating,"
Barry
So I was screaming at this guy, and then I was like,
"So I was screaming at this guy, and then I was like,"
Barry
- Mwah! Hey! Mwah! - Oh. Hey. Okay.
"- Mwah! Hey! Mwah! - Oh. Hey. Okay."
Barry
Yeah. I... I went to J. Crew, and this was on the mannequin.
"Yeah. I... I went to J. Crew, and this was on the mannequin."
Barry
Um, did you see Zach Burrows is here?
"Um, did you see Zach Burrows is here?"
Barry
- Do you see him? Don't look at him. - Okay.
"- Do you see him? Don't look at him. - Okay."
Barry
I'm sort of marinating in my craft.
"I'm sort of marinating in my craft."
Barry
It was like
"It was like"
Barry
I'm gonna go talk to Sasha.
"I'm gonna go talk to Sasha."
Barry
Yours was cracked, so I... I bought you a new one.
"Yours was cracked, so I... I bought you a new one."
Barry
Oh, I... yeah, well, I already have a drink,
"Oh, I... yeah, well, I already have a drink,"
Barry
...in this guy's apartment, and he was like, "Dance."
"...in this guy's apartment, and he was like, "Dance.""
Barry
And so I was like, "What is this gonna be on?"
"And so I was like, "What is this gonna be on?""
Barry
_
"_"
Barry
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Barry
Interview with Gene Cousineau at Stella Luna restaurant,
"Interview with Gene Cousineau at Stella Luna restaurant,"
Barry
Oh Jesus.
"Oh Jesus."
Barry
Yes.
"Yes."
Barry
that Ryan Madison was not,
"that Ryan Madison was not,"
Barry
You know...
"You know..."
Barry
I got worried, and I followed you here.
"I got worried, and I followed you here."
Barry
That's kind of his job."
"That's kind of his job.""
Barry
Thing that hurts is you lied to me.
"Thing that hurts is you lied to me."
Barry
We're friends. You can be honest.
"We're friends. You can be honest."
Barry
You're still going to that class, yes?
"You're still going to that class, yes?"
Barry
I want you to have that, but I just don't
"I want you to have that, but I just don't"
Barry
Put this in your car.
"Put this in your car."
Barry
- Okay. - You know, that would ruin everything.
"- Okay. - You know, that would ruin everything."
Barry
- Wouldn't it? Am I right? - Yeah. Yeah. Yes! Yes, you're right.
"- Wouldn't it? Am I right? - Yeah. Yeah. Yes! Yes, you're right."
Barry
Yeah. Okay. Proceed. I'll get out of your hair.
"Yeah. Okay. Proceed. I'll get out of your hair."
Barry
he was completely devoid of drama.
"he was completely devoid of drama."
Barry
- I'm working, remember? - All right. I'll make you a proposition.
"- I'm working, remember? - All right. I'll make you a proposition."
Barry
and if that chicken à la king
"and if that chicken à la king"
Barry
Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack?
"Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack?"
Barry
- Look at this. Look. - Oh, that's fucking crazy.
"- Look at this. Look. - Oh, that's fucking crazy."
Barry
Fuckings kids, man.
"Fuckings kids, man."
Barry
Barry, gonna introduce me to your friends?
"Barry, gonna introduce me to your friends?"
Barry
You just hit my fucking face.
"You just hit my fucking face."
Barry
Uh, that's, uh... Wait. What are your buddies' names again?
"Uh, that's, uh... Wait. What are your buddies' names again?"
Barry
Oh, that, uh, that's Taylor and that's Vaughan.
"Oh, that, uh, that's Taylor and that's Vaughan."
Barry
Sorry, was it not cool inviting them?
"Sorry, was it not cool inviting them?"
Barry
I can tell 'em you want 'em to leave.
"I can tell 'em you want 'em to leave."
Barry
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