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Clips from Daria - Esteemsters (S01E01)

Movies 1997 Season 1, Episode 1 72 min 317 clips
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Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town
"Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town"
Daria
Did we move?
"Did we move?"
Daria
I'm just saying you don't make friends as easily as... uh, some people.
"I'm just saying you don't make friends as easily as... uh, some people."
Daria
Uh, where was I? Oh, yeah...
"Uh, where was I? Oh, yeah..."
Daria
Hi! You're cool. What's your name?
"Hi! You're cool. What's your name?"
Daria
I'll try to help her through this difficult period of adjustment.
"I'll try to help her through this difficult period of adjustment."
Daria
That's my girl! Wait a minute...
"That's my girl! Wait a minute..."
Daria
As you can see, our Lawndale High students take great pride in their school.
"As you can see, our Lawndale High students take great pride in their school."
Daria
to spot any little clouds on the horizon as you sail the student seas of Lawndale High.
"to spot any little clouds on the horizon as you sail the student seas of Lawndale High."
Daria
S.O.S., girl overboard.
"S.O.S., girl overboard."
Daria
You're automatically exempt.
"You're automatically exempt."
Daria
Now, Quinn... what do you see here?
"Now, Quinn... what do you see here?"
Daria
because there are plenty of guys with bigger back seats waiting to take her someplace nice!
"because there are plenty of guys with bigger back seats waiting to take her someplace nice!"
Daria
Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
"Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains."
Daria
Last time I took one of these tests, they told me they were clouds.
"Last time I took one of these tests, they told me they were clouds."
Daria
They said they could be whatever I wanted.
"They said they could be whatever I wanted."
Daria
In this test, they're people, and you tell me what they're discussing.
"In this test, they're people, and you tell me what they're discussing."
Daria
Last week we began a unit on westward expansion.
"Last week we began a unit on westward expansion."
Daria
Perhaps you feel it's unfair to be asked a question on your first day of class.
"Perhaps you feel it's unfair to be asked a question on your first day of class."
Daria
It was used by people who claimed it was God's will for the U.S. to expand all the way to the Pacific Ocean.
"It was used by people who claimed it was God's will for the U.S. to expand all the way to the Pacific Ocean."
Daria
Son, promise me you'll come back and see me some day
"Son, promise me you'll come back and see me some day"
Daria
and I'm saving up for a second pair of pants!
"and I'm saving up for a second pair of pants!"
Daria
Will you promise me that, Kevin?
"Will you promise me that, Kevin?"
Daria
Ahh... Brittany.
"Ahh... Brittany."
Daria
Please try, Brittany.
"Please try, Brittany."
Daria
I want a volunteer with the answer. Now!
"I want a volunteer with the answer. Now!"
Daria
Daria, stop showing off!
"Daria, stop showing off!"
Daria
I mean...
"I mean..."
Daria
Daria, your father's trying to tell you not to judge people until you know them.
"Daria, your father's trying to tell you not to judge people until you know them."
Daria
You don't want it to be Highland all over again.
"You don't want it to be Highland all over again."
Daria
unless there's uranium in the drinking water here, too.
"unless there's uranium in the drinking water here, too."
Daria
It all boils down to trust.
"It all boils down to trust."
Daria
God, I hope that's not the booster society again.
"God, I hope that's not the booster society again."
Daria
Hello? Yes. Uh, yes, she's my daughter. I see.
"Hello? Yes. Uh, yes, she's my daughter. I see."
Daria
She didn't flunk anything. It seems she has low self-esteem.
"She didn't flunk anything. It seems she has low self-esteem."
Daria
'Cause that could really mess me up with my new friends.
"'Cause that could really mess me up with my new friends."
Daria
And that, in fact, is often the case when it comes to a teen and esteem.
"And that, in fact, is often the case when it comes to a teen and esteem."
Daria
It means... look, just let me get through this part, okay?
"It means... look, just let me get through this part, okay?"
Daria
Then there'll be a video! Now, before we can unlock your potential...
"Then there'll be a video! Now, before we can unlock your potential..."
Daria
What do they talk to the boys about?
"What do they talk to the boys about?"
Daria
How come you can't pass the test to get out?
"How come you can't pass the test to get out?"
Daria
I could pass the test, but I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.
"I could pass the test, but I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special."
Daria
Mom? You feeling all right? It's not even 5:00 yet.
"Mom? You feeling all right? It's not even 5:00 yet."
Daria
I don't pretend I'm going to cure you,
"I don't pretend I'm going to cure you,"
Daria
We're going out to do something you want to do.
"We're going out to do something you want to do."
Daria
Tell me about it. That's my sister.
"Tell me about it. That's my sister."
Daria
I'm an only child.
"I'm an only child."
Daria
So, what are we talking about when we talk about ourselves? Anyone? Yes.
"So, what are we talking about when we talk about ourselves? Anyone? Yes."
Daria
Now, guys, I've got a little challenge for you.
"Now, guys, I've got a little challenge for you."
Daria
Well it's healthy to air these feelings... I think.
"Well it's healthy to air these feelings... I think."
Daria
Nice one.
"Nice one."
Daria
Isn't she great? She's the greatest.
"Isn't she great? She's the greatest."
Daria
He says I should think back to circumstances
"He says I should think back to circumstances"
Daria
but I suppose Quinn's here to stay.
"but I suppose Quinn's here to stay."
Daria
What's that supposed to mean?
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Daria
You ought to know. You're the only child.
"You ought to know. You're the only child."
Daria
Come on, Daria, finish what you were saying.
"Come on, Daria, finish what you were saying."
Daria
I thought, why don't we go to Pizza Forest for dinner like we did when we were kids?
"I thought, why don't we go to Pizza Forest for dinner like we did when we were kids?"
Daria
Boy, do I miss those songs.
"Boy, do I miss those songs."
Daria
Row, row, row your boat.
"Row, row, row your boat."
Daria
yet you conducted simultaneous affairs with three members of the Royal Family!
"yet you conducted simultaneous affairs with three members of the Royal Family!"
Daria
Well, why don't we just take the test tomorrow and get out of the class once and for all?
"Well, why don't we just take the test tomorrow and get out of the class once and for all?"
Daria
And so, for tomorrow, I want you to make a list of ten ways
"And so, for tomorrow, I want you to make a list of ten ways"
Daria
Is that if we'd never been born, or if we died suddenly and unexpectedly?
"Is that if we'd never been born, or if we died suddenly and unexpectedly?"
Daria
Never been born. See you all tomorrow!
"Never been born. See you all tomorrow!"
Daria
It must be the way you teach.
"It must be the way you teach."
Daria
Oh, well... thank you very much. You know, you look familiar somehow...
"Oh, well... thank you very much. You know, you look familiar somehow..."
Daria
Stand before the mirror, look myself in the eye and say, "You are special. No one else is like you. "
"Stand before the mirror, look myself in the eye and say, "You are special. No one else is like you. ""
Daria
but I am confident we will get that money back.
"but I am confident we will get that money back."
Daria
In a related note, the school nurse will be visiting homerooms tomorrow to collect DNA samples.
"In a related note, the school nurse will be visiting homerooms tomorrow to collect DNA samples."
Daria
Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta.
"Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta."
Daria
On the other hand, having all of you know that I had low self-esteem makes me feel...
"On the other hand, having all of you know that I had low self-esteem makes me feel..."
Daria
Daria, wait!
"Daria, wait!"
Daria
Did you hear what I said, Quinn?
"Did you hear what I said, Quinn?"
Daria
I said, like, who cares how bad this is... it's still better than algebra!
"I said, like, who cares how bad this is... it's still better than algebra!"
Daria
Funny. That's funny, Corey.
"Funny. That's funny, Corey."
Daria
Are you out there, sis? Stand up and let me thank you.
"Are you out there, sis? Stand up and let me thank you."
Daria
Are you a brain, too?
"Are you a brain, too?"
Daria
Ooooh! I'll have to lock myself in my room until I die!
"Ooooh! I'll have to lock myself in my room until I die!"
Daria
I'll wait here... or in the ladies' room.. or maybe out in the parking lot.
"I'll wait here... or in the ladies' room.. or maybe out in the parking lot."
Daria
Hi! I'm Artie. You're cool.
"Hi! I'm Artie. You're cool."
Daria
closing credits Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck
"closing credits Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck"
Daria
especially for you, Daria, right?
"especially for you, Daria, right?"
Daria
That's not what I meant... necessarily.
"That's not what I meant... necessarily."
Daria
The point is, the first day at a new school is bound to be difficult...
"The point is, the first day at a new school is bound to be difficult..."
Daria
Speak up, Dad! Can't hear you!
"Speak up, Dad! Can't hear you!"
Daria
Don't get upset if it takes the other kids a little while to warm up to you.
"Don't get upset if it takes the other kids a little while to warm up to you."
Daria
Cool name.
"Cool name."
Daria
Will you go out with me?
"Will you go out with me?"
Daria
See you, Dad.
"See you, Dad."
Daria
That's why you'll each be taking a small psychological exam
"That's why you'll each be taking a small psychological exam"
Daria
Don't worry. It's a psychological test.
"Don't worry. It's a psychological test."
Daria
Oh. All right.
"Oh. All right."
Daria
It's a picture of two people talking.
"It's a picture of two people talking."
Daria
I'm not even supposed to be taking this test. I'm exempt.
"I'm not even supposed to be taking this test. I'm exempt."
Daria
Oh. Okay, then. Let's see...
"Oh. Okay, then. Let's see..."
Daria
they've been going out for awhile, and he's upset because other people keep asking her out,
"they've been going out for awhile, and he's upset because other people keep asking her out,"
Daria
and she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular,
"and she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular,"
Daria
and besides, nobody ever said they were going steady,
"and besides, nobody ever said they were going steady,"
Daria
It's Daria.
"It's Daria."
Daria
I'm sorry... Daria. What do you see in the picture, Dara?
"I'm sorry... Daria. What do you see in the picture, Dara?"
Daria
Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two people.
"Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two people."
Daria
That's a different test, dear.
"That's a different test, dear."
Daria
a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
"a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains."
Daria
Daria, can you concisely and unemotionally sum up for us the doctrine of Mainfest Destiny?
"Daria, can you concisely and unemotionally sum up for us the doctrine of Mainfest Destiny?"
Daria
Mainfest Destiny was a slogan popular in the 1840s.
"Mainfest Destiny was a slogan popular in the 1840s."
Daria
A lot of good men died in that conflict, Kevin.
"A lot of good men died in that conflict, Kevin."
Daria
I believe we owe it to them to at least get the century right!
"I believe we owe it to them to at least get the century right!"
Daria
Uh... Operation Watergate?
"Uh... Operation Watergate?"
Daria
when you've got the Heisman trophy and a chain of auto dealerships,
"when you've got the Heisman trophy and a chain of auto dealerships,"
Daria
Can you guess which war we fought against the Mexicans over Mainfest Destiny?
"Can you guess which war we fought against the Mexicans over Mainfest Destiny?"
Daria
Mmm... no.
"Mmm... no."
Daria
Uh... the Viet Cong war?
"Uh... the Viet Cong war?"
Daria
Either someone gives me the answer, or I give you all double homework and a quiz tomorrow.
"Either someone gives me the answer, or I give you all double homework and a quiz tomorrow."
Daria
Then they asked me to join the pep squad.
"Then they asked me to join the pep squad."
Daria
They said I didn't have to try out, but I said, "Look, I'm new here.
"They said I didn't have to try out, but I said, "Look, I'm new here."
Daria
Give me a chance to get used to the place first. "
"Give me a chance to get used to the place first. ""
Daria
So, for now, I'm vice president of the Fashion Club, and that's it.
"So, for now, I'm vice president of the Fashion Club, and that's it."
Daria
Sounds like a well-thought out decision, honey.
"Sounds like a well-thought out decision, honey."
Daria
As long as you can join pep squad later if you want to, it's your choice.
"As long as you can join pep squad later if you want to, it's your choice."
Daria