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Clips from Daria - Malled (S01E01)

Movies 1997 Season 1, Episode 5 72 min 355 clips
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Sit down, dear. We're not going.
"Sit down, dear. We're not going."
Daria
It's not a mall, it's a super mall!
"It's not a mall, it's a super mall!"
Daria
If you play that John Lennon song backwards, it says,
"If you play that John Lennon song backwards, it says,"
Daria
Isn't that weird?
"Isn't that weird?"
Daria
It's too far away, Quinn,
"It's too far away, Quinn,"
Daria
I need to know what's out there!
"I need to know what's out there!"
Daria
No more malls until you bring up your grade point average.
"No more malls until you bring up your grade point average."
Daria
How will I hold my head up in the Fashion Club?
"How will I hold my head up in the Fashion Club?"
Daria
A traction pulley?
"A traction pulley?"
Daria
I bet they have some fascinating malls in Southeast Asia.
"I bet they have some fascinating malls in Southeast Asia."
Daria
Does everyone follow?
"Does everyone follow?"
Daria
If we're talking concrete,
"If we're talking concrete,"
Daria
The mall is a very beautiful illustration of all these economic principles.
"The mall is a very beautiful illustration of all these economic principles."
Daria
The field.
"The field."
Daria
What are you talking about, Daria?
"What are you talking about, Daria?"
Daria
If I'm in an enclosed space for too long, I get hives.
"If I'm in an enclosed space for too long, I get hives."
Daria
These hives get bad, Mrs. Bennett, I've seen them.
"These hives get bad, Mrs. Bennett, I've seen them."
Daria
Just trying to help.
"Just trying to help."
Daria
seventy eight bottles of beer!
"seventy eight bottles of beer!"
Daria
Sealed in glass though it may be,
"Sealed in glass though it may be,"
Daria
Mack Daddy, did you hear what Mrs. B just called the mall?
"Mack Daddy, did you hear what Mrs. B just called the mall?"
Daria
She said "organism. "
"She said "organism. ""
Daria
That's not the same as "orgasm. "
"That's not the same as "orgasm. ""
Daria
And stop me calling that, okay?
"And stop me calling that, okay?"
Daria
Babe, did you hear what Mrs. B called the mall?
"Babe, did you hear what Mrs. B called the mall?"
Daria
Ladies! Are you aware of the advantages of a gold card?
"Ladies! Are you aware of the advantages of a gold card?"
Daria
Very advantageous when it belongs to your father.
"Very advantageous when it belongs to your father."
Daria
Dad wants me to pick up some bikinis for his secretary.
"Dad wants me to pick up some bikinis for his secretary."
Daria
What do you say, gals?
"What do you say, gals?"
Daria
Upchuck, are you aware that many therapists now accept credit cards?
"Upchuck, are you aware that many therapists now accept credit cards?"
Daria
Allow me, fair maiden.
"Allow me, fair maiden."
Daria
Teen spirit?
"Teen spirit?"
Daria
What, Brittany?
"What, Brittany?"
Daria
Do you mind if we do a cheer?
"Do you mind if we do a cheer?"
Daria
Um, go ahead, Brittany.
"Um, go ahead, Brittany."
Daria
Hey! How about a hundred bottles of...
"Hey! How about a hundred bottles of..."
Daria
Okay everybody, let's make it a keeper!
"Okay everybody, let's make it a keeper!"
Daria
I know I'm going to be sick.
"I know I'm going to be sick."
Daria
Left at N Cranberry.
"Left at N Cranberry."
Daria
We'll be late for our meeting with the mall executives.
"We'll be late for our meeting with the mall executives."
Daria
I had to work very hard to arrange this.
"I had to work very hard to arrange this."
Daria
Look, a Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bits cactus!
"Look, a Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bits cactus!"
Daria
I meant more along the line of the qualities you look for?
"I meant more along the line of the qualities you look for?"
Daria
I have a question.
"I have a question."
Daria
Do you think our demographic can really be addressed by middle-aged middle managers telling us what's fun to buy?
"Do you think our demographic can really be addressed by middle-aged middle managers telling us what's fun to buy?"
Daria
How about you? How many times a year do you go to the mall?
"How about you? How many times a year do you go to the mall?"
Daria
I bet that's a two-way mirror.
"I bet that's a two-way mirror."
Daria
I feel that this is not a fun mall after all and the media should be made aware of it.
"I feel that this is not a fun mall after all and the media should be made aware of it."
Daria
Make it a ten dollar merchandise coupon?
"Make it a ten dollar merchandise coupon?"
Daria
"The country's biggest bookstore?" Aw, man!
""The country's biggest bookstore?" Aw, man!"
Daria
The Sports Shorts?
"The Sports Shorts?"
Daria
The Doo Dad Shop. Oh, good.
"The Doo Dad Shop. Oh, good."
Daria
Remember, area F, section Moss, level three.
"Remember, area F, section Moss, level three."
Daria
I know! A makeover project!
"I know! A makeover project!"
Daria
Almost.
"Almost."
Daria
You guys should impeach me and make Quinn president!
"You guys should impeach me and make Quinn president!"
Daria
You said, "the Fashion Club should do more for the community. "
"You said, "the Fashion Club should do more for the community. ""
Daria
Can I come?
"Can I come?"
Daria
We're in the middle of a meeting.
"We're in the middle of a meeting."
Daria
Is it a skirt or is it shorts? I love that.
"Is it a skirt or is it shorts? I love that."
Daria
Is that, like, a family thing?
"Is that, like, a family thing?"
Daria
Just one sec, guys.
"Just one sec, guys."
Daria
I'm interviewing our first makeover candidate.
"I'm interviewing our first makeover candidate."
Daria
Okay, state your terms.
"Okay, state your terms."
Daria
but, I wouldn't mind taking it easy around the house for a month.
"but, I wouldn't mind taking it easy around the house for a month."
Daria
I'd hold out for cold cash.
"I'd hold out for cold cash."
Daria
Or you can just never set foot inside a mall for the rest of your sorry adolescent life.
"Or you can just never set foot inside a mall for the rest of your sorry adolescent life."
Daria
Dlavenderfive. Dlavenderfive. Nothing to it.
"Dlavenderfive. Dlavenderfive. Nothing to it."
Daria
I have a TV Guide if you want to browse.
"I have a TV Guide if you want to browse."
Daria
Have you ever seen Sick, Sad World?
"Have you ever seen Sick, Sad World?"
Daria
I'm really not in the market for a doo dad.
"I'm really not in the market for a doo dad."
Daria
What is this stuff?
"What is this stuff?"
Daria
Fmossthree. Fmossthree.
"Fmossthree. Fmossthree."
Daria
I got it for you, babe.
"I got it for you, babe."
Daria
Oh, Kev, this is the first cute thingy that you've bought me since...
"Oh, Kev, this is the first cute thingy that you've bought me since..."
Daria
Thank you, sweetheart.
"Thank you, sweetheart."
Daria
And I bet she stays that way for another couple of weeks.
"And I bet she stays that way for another couple of weeks."
Daria
That was delicious. Anyone else want a cup of coffee?
"That was delicious. Anyone else want a cup of coffee?"
Daria
I was a little hard on you the other day, Quinn,
"I was a little hard on you the other day, Quinn,"
Daria
It's the biggest bookstore in the country.
"It's the biggest bookstore in the country."
Daria
You know, at the Mall of the Millennium.
"You know, at the Mall of the Millennium."
Daria
Did you think they'd be more excited?
"Did you think they'd be more excited?"
Daria
Written by Neena Beber Transcript by Richard Lobinske www. outpost-daria. com
"Written by Neena Beber Transcript by Richard Lobinske www. outpost-daria. com"
Daria
in the Scizzor Wizzard Utah Saints - Ohio
"in the Scizzor Wizzard Utah Saints - Ohio"
Daria
closing credits Silverchair - Freak
"closing credits Silverchair - Freak"
Daria
Dammit, there's a mall five minutes away!
"Dammit, there's a mall five minutes away!"
Daria
The Mall of the Millennium. Shop there forever!
"The Mall of the Millennium. Shop there forever!"
Daria
"Imagine all the people, browsing in a mall. "
""Imagine all the people, browsing in a mall. ""
Daria
and you've done enough shopping for this quarter.
"and you've done enough shopping for this quarter."
Daria
Vice president? Did you know she was vice president, Helen?
"Vice president? Did you know she was vice president, Helen?"
Daria
Of the Fashion Club!
"Of the Fashion Club!"
Daria
Yes, Jake. Vice president of the Fashion Club.
"Yes, Jake. Vice president of the Fashion Club."
Daria
Do you think this tie works?
"Do you think this tie works?"
Daria
It's nice, Daddy,
"It's nice, Daddy,"
Daria
Now, if you drive me to the Mall of the Millennium...
"Now, if you drive me to the Mall of the Millennium..."
Daria
Exactly. What's wrong with her grade point average?
"Exactly. What's wrong with her grade point average?"
Daria
Just because you're not interested in what's new and attractive and popular...
"Just because you're not interested in what's new and attractive and popular..."
Daria
Oh, I'm interested.
"Oh, I'm interested."
Daria
Sit down, dear. It was a joke.
"Sit down, dear. It was a joke."
Daria
In economics, we call this flow.
"In economics, we call this flow."
Daria
We have a scenario of supply and demand,
"We have a scenario of supply and demand,"
Daria
Can anyone give me a concrete representation of this abstract theory?
"Can anyone give me a concrete representation of this abstract theory?"
Daria
the mall.
"the mall."
Daria
In fact, it would make for an excellent field trip.
"In fact, it would make for an excellent field trip."
Daria
All right! Field trip! Where are we going, man?
"All right! Field trip! Where are we going, man?"
Daria
We'll visit that brand new Mall of the Millennium.
"We'll visit that brand new Mall of the Millennium."
Daria
It's a perfect emblem of a modern day economic structure.
"It's a perfect emblem of a modern day economic structure."
Daria
Um, I think that's a really bad idea.
"Um, I think that's a really bad idea."
Daria
Don't be silly, Daria. It's your idea and it's perfect.
"Don't be silly, Daria. It's your idea and it's perfect."
Daria
The mall is a dangerous influence on today's teens and the fluorescent lights give you seizures.
"The mall is a dangerous influence on today's teens and the fluorescent lights give you seizures."
Daria
We'll take a vote.
"We'll take a vote."
Daria
All in favor of a class trip to the mall next Friday instead of our usual surprise quiz?
"All in favor of a class trip to the mall next Friday instead of our usual surprise quiz?"
Daria
All opposed?
"All opposed?"
Daria
This is great!
"This is great!"
Daria
Kevin and I love going to the mall during school.
"Kevin and I love going to the mall during school."
Daria
what do I mean, babe?
"what do I mean, babe?"
Daria
What's the difference, babe? You look hot.
"What's the difference, babe? You look hot."
Daria
I'm sorry, Mrs. Bennett.
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Bennett."
Daria
But you're in an enclosed space now.
"But you're in an enclosed space now."
Daria
Yes... and I'm really itchy?
"Yes... and I'm really itchy?"
Daria