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Clips from Daria - Quinn the Brain (S02E02)

Movies 1997 Season 2, Episode 3 72 min 419 clips
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I care about what you have to say.
"I care about what you have to say."
Daria
So she said,
"So she said,"
Daria
Quinn, I'm so sorry, but we need to talk about your performance.
"Quinn, I'm so sorry, but we need to talk about your performance."
Daria
Okay, but I'm kinda in a rush today.
"Okay, but I'm kinda in a rush today."
Daria
No, no, I believe you. The thing is...
"No, no, I believe you. The thing is..."
Daria
now I don't want to panic or upset you
"now I don't want to panic or upset you"
Daria
please, take this in a constructive spirit
"please, take this in a constructive spirit"
Daria
You're going to have to get an A on your next essay to maintain a passing grade!
"You're going to have to get an A on your next essay to maintain a passing grade!"
Daria
Ah! I'm up!
"Ah! I'm up!"
Daria
It's a letter from Quinn's teacher.
"It's a letter from Quinn's teacher."
Daria
Why can't I ever be the one to talk to the girls?
"Why can't I ever be the one to talk to the girls?"
Daria
The lead singer carries the tune, and the backup singers support her.
"The lead singer carries the tune, and the backup singers support her."
Daria
Do I get a tambourine or something?
"Do I get a tambourine or something?"
Daria
Mom, can I borrow...
"Mom, can I borrow..."
Daria
I'm just going to go run down to the animal shelter and see about volunteering.
"I'm just going to go run down to the animal shelter and see about volunteering."
Daria
Sit down, Quinn. Honey, this isn't just about one essay.
"Sit down, Quinn. Honey, this isn't just about one essay."
Daria
It's about setting goals in life and going after them.
"It's about setting goals in life and going after them."
Daria
You know, when I was in high school,
"You know, when I was in high school,"
Daria
No! No! Please, not again.
"No! No! Please, not again."
Daria
You gave this talk when I got caught cutting my...
"You gave this talk when I got caught cutting my..."
Daria
Honey, did you ever here the tale of the ant and the grasshopper?
"Honey, did you ever here the tale of the ant and the grasshopper?"
Daria
That's my girl!
"That's my girl!"
Daria
Hang on, I'm just ordering another tray of coconut daiquiris.
"Hang on, I'm just ordering another tray of coconut daiquiris."
Daria
I don't think so.
"I don't think so."
Daria
Come on, Daria, we're sisters! We gotta stick together.
"Come on, Daria, we're sisters! We gotta stick together."
Daria
But you're so smart, and this essay's so important.
"But you're so smart, and this essay's so important."
Daria
When does the subject of compensation come up?
"When does the subject of compensation come up?"
Daria
Fifteen.
"Fifteen."
Daria
I mean, I get my essay written,
"I mean, I get my essay written,"
Daria
Someone by that name does live here.
"Someone by that name does live here."
Daria
She's upstairs doing schoolwork.
"She's upstairs doing schoolwork."
Daria
Corey, I just came down to say I can't see you tonight. I have to write an essay.
"Corey, I just came down to say I can't see you tonight. I have to write an essay."
Daria
Good one! Come on, I've got a special evening planned.
"Good one! Come on, I've got a special evening planned."
Daria
No, really, Corey, I have work to do and you have to leave. Sorry!
"No, really, Corey, I have work to do and you have to leave. Sorry!"
Daria
Quinn, what have they done to you!
"Quinn, what have they done to you!"
Daria
Daria, if you look your best when you blow a guy off, it makes them feel like you care.
"Daria, if you look your best when you blow a guy off, it makes them feel like you care."
Daria
Well, that advice should prove very helpful.
"Well, that advice should prove very helpful."
Daria
Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.
"Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth."
Daria
I really like your leggings.
"I really like your leggings."
Daria
Yeah, but now I have a shoe thing. Strappies?
"Yeah, but now I have a shoe thing. Strappies?"
Daria
"Academic Imprisonment," by Quinn Morgendorffer.
""Academic Imprisonment," by Quinn Morgendorffer."
Daria
Or do you want to take away my outfits, too? The End."
"Or do you want to take away my outfits, too? The End.""
Daria
Quite the door of achievement.
"Quite the door of achievement."
Daria
Our own academic achiever.
"Our own academic achiever."
Daria
Sure, if you mean proud as in "stunned."
"Sure, if you mean proud as in "stunned.""
Daria
Of course, when other kids get a good grade, they sometimes get like a little present.
"Of course, when other kids get a good grade, they sometimes get like a little present."
Daria
I'll handle this. You're absolutely right, sweetheart.
"I'll handle this. You're absolutely right, sweetheart."
Daria
What about all the As I get for free?
"What about all the As I get for free?"
Daria
It's a motivational thing.
"It's a motivational thing."
Daria
Daria should have a consistent reward for her consistently good work.
"Daria should have a consistent reward for her consistently good work."
Daria
And Quinn should have a special one-time reward for her one-time effort!
"And Quinn should have a special one-time reward for her one-time effort!"
Daria
But what about a higher reward for maintaining a standard of excellence over time?
"But what about a higher reward for maintaining a standard of excellence over time?"
Daria
Perhaps with compound interest?
"Perhaps with compound interest?"
Daria
Here, just take it!
"Here, just take it!"
Daria
The school paper?!
"The school paper?!"
Daria
"Academic Imprisonment," by Quinn Morgendorffer.
""Academic Imprisonment," by Quinn Morgendorffer."
Daria
"Like a hamster on one of those wheel things,
""Like a hamster on one of those wheel things,"
Daria
You know, it's like she read my mind.
"You know, it's like she read my mind."
Daria
Right after you suffered a severe blow of the head.
"Right after you suffered a severe blow of the head."
Daria
What are you doing here? Bomb scare at your table?
"What are you doing here? Bomb scare at your table?"
Daria
Lucky for you, the Pulitzer committee already finished eating.
"Lucky for you, the Pulitzer committee already finished eating."
Daria
What?
"What?"
Daria
What am I gonna do? I can't be a brain!
"What am I gonna do? I can't be a brain!"
Daria
My friends will hate me!
"My friends will hate me!"
Daria
You think I'd sit with you while my grade is at lunch?
"You think I'd sit with you while my grade is at lunch?"
Daria
Quinn's tutoring me in English so I can stay on the football team. Mr. O'Neill set it up.
"Quinn's tutoring me in English so I can stay on the football team. Mr. O'Neill set it up."
Daria
Babe, I've got a plan.
"Babe, I've got a plan."
Daria
No, babe, I'm doing this for us.
"No, babe, I'm doing this for us."
Daria
Thanks, babe.
"Thanks, babe."
Daria
Daria, you know I'm a big, big fan of your writing.
"Daria, you know I'm a big, big fan of your writing."
Daria
But lately, it seems kinda of, I don't know, flat.
"But lately, it seems kinda of, I don't know, flat."
Daria
I'm looking for something a little more... jazzy!
"I'm looking for something a little more... jazzy!"
Daria
There's somebody I want you to meet.
"There's somebody I want you to meet."
Daria
Just some big crayons."
"Just some big crayons.""
Daria
Yeah, I can see that.
"Yeah, I can see that."
Daria
I know!
"I know!"
Daria
Yeah, I might do writing for a career.
"Yeah, I might do writing for a career."
Daria
I'm putting together an outfit.
"I'm putting together an outfit."
Daria
Yeah, deeply affected people.
"Yeah, deeply affected people."
Daria
Thank you. By the way, do you know what existential means?
"Thank you. By the way, do you know what existential means?"
Daria
Yeah, that's what Camus would have done.
"Yeah, that's what Camus would have done."
Daria
"pseudo-intellectual poser with accessories from the street fair."
""pseudo-intellectual poser with accessories from the street fair.""
Daria
Is something bothering you, Daria?
"Is something bothering you, Daria?"
Daria
You know, it's all right to have a heart to heart with Dad.
"You know, it's all right to have a heart to heart with Dad."
Daria
What's on your mind? I'm up on the issues.
"What's on your mind? I'm up on the issues."
Daria
It's not... hygiene or anything...
"It's not... hygiene or anything..."
Daria
Dad, let's say you have an identity that you didn't even like...
"Dad, let's say you have an identity that you didn't even like..."
Daria
Um, okay.
"Um, okay."
Daria
Get out while you can!
"Get out while you can!"
Daria
Yeah, I just found out poems don't even have to rhyme.
"Yeah, I just found out poems don't even have to rhyme."
Daria
and abandoning their fashion statements to wear all black.
"and abandoning their fashion statements to wear all black."
Daria
Dressing in black is a fashion statement.
"Dressing in black is a fashion statement."
Daria
But who?
"But who?"
Daria
What's wrong with her?
"What's wrong with her?"
Daria
Anything a little brain power could fix?
"Anything a little brain power could fix?"
Daria
You don't think I'm a brain, do you?
"You don't think I'm a brain, do you?"
Daria
I mean, I really like the way this getting to Daria, but I'm starting to feel like a phoney.
"I mean, I really like the way this getting to Daria, but I'm starting to feel like a phoney."
Daria
Well, you know, condition people to expect nothing and the least little something gets them all excited.
"Well, you know, condition people to expect nothing and the least little something gets them all excited."
Daria
Whoa. Never mind. Return to your world, and I'll return to mine.
"Whoa. Never mind. Return to your world, and I'll return to mine."
Daria
You mean, no standards.
"You mean, no standards."
Daria
I can't compete.
"I can't compete."
Daria
Okay, then you get to be... a super-brain.
"Okay, then you get to be... a super-brain."
Daria
If you squinted hard enough, maybe I'd look like a different Morgendorffer?
"If you squinted hard enough, maybe I'd look like a different Morgendorffer?"
Daria
Yes.
"Yes."
Daria
Do exactly what I say, and I'll deliver the goods.
"Do exactly what I say, and I'll deliver the goods."
Daria
By the way, how's Quinn?
"By the way, how's Quinn?"
Daria
Shut up, Jamie!
"Shut up, Jamie!"
Daria
Well, I'm off for my dates.
"Well, I'm off for my dates."
Daria
One... two...
"One... two..."
Daria
Yeah, I didn't even write the essay.
"Yeah, I didn't even write the essay."
Daria
I guess things are back to normal.
"I guess things are back to normal."
Daria
I'm on top of the world.
"I'm on top of the world."
Daria
Réponses au blindtest :
"Réponses au blindtest :"
Daria
Quinn and Daria with Mr. O'Neill The Kottonmouth Kings - Suburban Life
"Quinn and Daria with Mr. O'Neill The Kottonmouth Kings - Suburban Life"
Daria
Daria dresses up like Quinn Monaco - What Do You Want From Me
"Daria dresses up like Quinn Monaco - What Do You Want From Me"
Daria
Is an F+ the same as a D-?
"Is an F+ the same as a D-?"
Daria
and I said, "Eggshell? I told you eggplant!"
"and I said, "Eggshell? I told you eggplant!""
Daria
Quinn? Was there something you wanted to say?
"Quinn? Was there something you wanted to say?"
Daria
I'll save you a place at the mirror.
"I'll save you a place at the mirror."
Daria
You wrote, "I definitely prefer all-cotton."
"You wrote, "I definitely prefer all-cotton.""
Daria