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Clips from Daria - This Year's Model (S01E01)

Movies 1997 Season 1, Episode 6 72 min 362 clips
Drama Crime Thriller
But you see, what's different about my encyclopedia is you only buy the letters you find attractive.
"But you see, what's different about my encyclopedia is you only buy the letters you find attractive."
Daria
My mother's threatening to redecorate again.
"My mother's threatening to redecorate again."
Daria
is he, by his example, trying desperately to save the world after all?
"is he, by his example, trying desperately to save the world after all?"
Daria
Brittany.
"Brittany."
Daria
He wasn't on Walden Pond because he hated the world.
"He wasn't on Walden Pond because he hated the world."
Daria
Good morning!
"Good morning!"
Daria
A team of talent scouts from Amazon Models will be here this week as part of their national talent search,
"A team of talent scouts from Amazon Models will be here this week as part of their national talent search,"
Daria
and the most promising Lawndale High student will receive a professional modeling contract.
"and the most promising Lawndale High student will receive a professional modeling contract."
Daria
Why here?
"Why here?"
Daria
Isn't modeling about dropping out of school to pursue a career based solely on your youth and your looks,
"Isn't modeling about dropping out of school to pursue a career based solely on your youth and your looks,"
Daria
As principal, I'd be cheating our student body
"As principal, I'd be cheating our student body"
Daria
if I didn't allow them every opportunity to fulfill their potential.
"if I didn't allow them every opportunity to fulfill their potential."
Daria
I'm trying to fulfill my potential.
"I'm trying to fulfill my potential."
Daria
Maybe not,
"Maybe not,"
Daria
Yeah, it's not fair to the drug dealers.
"Yeah, it's not fair to the drug dealers."
Daria
No problem. But why stop at modeling?
"No problem. But why stop at modeling?"
Daria
rather than quality and durability.
"rather than quality and durability."
Daria
Speak for yourself, grandpa-pa.
"Speak for yourself, grandpa-pa."
Daria
Do you think so?
"Do you think so?"
Daria
Well, let's have a look!
"Well, let's have a look!"
Daria
lovely. What is your name?
"lovely. What is your name?"
Daria
Can you take off your coat and walk for us?
"Can you take off your coat and walk for us?"
Daria
Wonderful? Astonishing!
"Wonderful? Astonishing!"
Daria
We'll see you in class, Blue.
"We'll see you in class, Blue."
Daria
Now, who else in this room is a potential superstar du fashion?
"Now, who else in this room is a potential superstar du fashion?"
Daria
Oh, look at you. So waif-like... so pouty.
"Oh, look at you. So waif-like... so pouty."
Daria
Could you remove your glasses?
"Could you remove your glasses?"
Daria
I need them to see scam artists.
"I need them to see scam artists."
Daria
The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach.
"The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach."
Daria
Which I guess is good if you want to be a model;
"Which I guess is good if you want to be a model;"
Daria
Well... you're talking to us.
"Well... you're talking to us."
Daria
I pity the kids who get sucked in by them, and I pity their poor parents.
"I pity the kids who get sucked in by them, and I pity their poor parents."
Daria
I've been accepted into a really exclusive modeling class!
"I've been accepted into a really exclusive modeling class!"
Daria
Can I go upstairs then?
"Can I go upstairs then?"
Daria
So is dating, if you do it right.
"So is dating, if you do it right."
Daria
Hello! My name is Romonica DeGregory.
"Hello! My name is Romonica DeGregory."
Daria
And I am Daria Morgendorffer.
"And I am Daria Morgendorffer."
Daria
Hold on, please.
"Hold on, please."
Daria
to participate in a complimentary class in the Lawndale High auditorium.
"to participate in a complimentary class in the Lawndale High auditorium."
Daria
Quinn is a pearl in a bed of oysters.
"Quinn is a pearl in a bed of oysters."
Daria
Rrrrrrrromonica!
"Rrrrrrrromonica!"
Daria
You always say I can be anything I want to be!
"You always say I can be anything I want to be!"
Daria
May I become the Queen of Brazil?
"May I become the Queen of Brazil?"
Daria
All right, you can participate in the open class, but it goes no further.
"All right, you can participate in the open class, but it goes no further."
Daria
No more talk about redecorating my room for twelve months.
"No more talk about redecorating my room for twelve months."
Daria
You're getting softer.
"You're getting softer."
Daria
Of course you should! It's great that she wants to look out for her little sister.
"Of course you should! It's great that she wants to look out for her little sister."
Daria
All right, ladies, your worst enemy is at the end of the catwalk.
"All right, ladies, your worst enemy is at the end of the catwalk."
Daria
The one who stole your boyfriend.
"The one who stole your boyfriend."
Daria
Very good, Sandi, Stacy...
"Very good, Sandi, Stacy..."
Daria
Ah, Quinn, that is excellent.
"Ah, Quinn, that is excellent."
Daria
Now, girls, you're little kittens in an animal shelter.
"Now, girls, you're little kittens in an animal shelter."
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You have to look sad and helpless so someone will adopt you, or else it's kitty heaven.
"You have to look sad and helpless so someone will adopt you, or else it's kitty heaven."
Daria
I'm not sure how to break it to them.
"I'm not sure how to break it to them."
Daria
Hi.
"Hi."
Daria
Get used to being around fashion types.
"Get used to being around fashion types."
Daria
Oh. Yeah, I can see that.
"Oh. Yeah, I can see that."
Daria
Now, let's try a little ensemble posing.
"Now, let's try a little ensemble posing."
Daria
I have to make a phone call.
"I have to make a phone call."
Daria
Now girls, I want you to rub your hands over those virile young chests.
"Now girls, I want you to rub your hands over those virile young chests."
Daria
Um, I have to go to the bathroom.
"Um, I have to go to the bathroom."
Daria
Are you sure that's what you're feeling?
"Are you sure that's what you're feeling?"
Daria
Toy with the silky chest hair, or where the areas that hair may eventually be.
"Toy with the silky chest hair, or where the areas that hair may eventually be."
Daria
I just thought I'd drop in to see how things...
"I just thought I'd drop in to see how things..."
Daria
Put that jersey back on.
"Put that jersey back on."
Daria
"Oh! I was helping others long before I started modeling. "
""Oh! I was helping others long before I started modeling. ""
Daria
Quinn, we made a commitment to each other.
"Quinn, we made a commitment to each other."
Daria
Now it's time to honor that commitment.
"Now it's time to honor that commitment."
Daria
Sweetheart, please don't take this the wrong way, but what if you don't win?
"Sweetheart, please don't take this the wrong way, but what if you don't win?"
Daria
Then I guess the animals are on their own.
"Then I guess the animals are on their own."
Daria
I'm writing a poem about what a great model I'd be.
"I'm writing a poem about what a great model I'd be."
Daria
I was just modeling, babe!
"I was just modeling, babe!"
Daria
Now, I believe we are ready to announce the winner of the modeling contract.
"Now, I believe we are ready to announce the winner of the modeling contract."
Daria
The Amazon Modeling Agency of New York has decided to...
"The Amazon Modeling Agency of New York has decided to..."
Daria
Just watch.
"Just watch."
Daria
and I've come to your school today to find out
"and I've come to your school today to find out"
Daria
who among you has what it takes to become a soldier for hire in today's exciting world of geopolitical violence!
"who among you has what it takes to become a soldier for hire in today's exciting world of geopolitical violence!"
Daria
What in the name of God?
"What in the name of God?"
Daria
But that doesn't mean that savage hand-to-hand combat is out of your reach.
"But that doesn't mean that savage hand-to-hand combat is out of your reach."
Daria
Whew! What a racket!
"Whew! What a racket!"
Daria
Why, you did, ma'am.
"Why, you did, ma'am."
Daria
You are so right!
"You are so right!"
Daria
Ms. Li wouldn't have banned Claude and Romonica from school,
"Ms. Li wouldn't have banned Claude and Romonica from school,"
Daria
"Football start has winning look, too. "
""Football start has winning look, too. ""
Daria
Thompson has just been signed to an exclusive contract with the Amazon Modeling Agency. "
"Thompson has just been signed to an exclusive contract with the Amazon Modeling Agency. ""
Daria
Who would have guessed? Kevin's a pearl in a bed of oysters.
"Who would have guessed? Kevin's a pearl in a bed of oysters."
Daria
I never had a chance to read my poem!
"I never had a chance to read my poem!"
Daria
That's a loss for all of us.
"That's a loss for all of us."
Daria
Come on, try not to look like the dull little high school boy you are.
"Come on, try not to look like the dull little high school boy you are."
Daria
When did his caboose get so big?
"When did his caboose get so big?"
Daria
An encyclopedia is an unusual product for a supermodel to promote, isn't it?
"An encyclopedia is an unusual product for a supermodel to promote, isn't it?"
Daria
And it's got big margins to draw your own pictures!
"And it's got big margins to draw your own pictures!"
Daria
How do you call them? Margins, yes?
"How do you call them? Margins, yes?"
Daria
You say you wrote every word yourself...
"You say you wrote every word yourself..."
Daria
I've said it before, I'll say it again:
"I've said it before, I'll say it again:"
Daria
It's got pros and cons.
"It's got pros and cons."
Daria
You can't hurt yourself in here,
"You can't hurt yourself in here,"
Daria
but you can't hurt anybody else in here, either.
"but you can't hurt anybody else in here, either."
Daria
I wish there'd been a schizophrenic shut-in living in our house before we moved in.
"I wish there'd been a schizophrenic shut-in living in our house before we moved in."
Daria
Of course, we've got Trent there now.
"Of course, we've got Trent there now."
Daria
Every time she brings it up, I stumble and grab a handrail.
"Every time she brings it up, I stumble and grab a handrail."
Daria
But I think she's catching on.
"But I think she's catching on."
Daria
You need to stumble somewhere else in the house.
"You need to stumble somewhere else in the house."
Daria
She'll reconsider.
"She'll reconsider."
Daria
Thanks for your help.
"Thanks for your help."
Daria
Normandy?
"Normandy?"
Daria
He was just mad at Jane Fonda.
"He was just mad at Jane Fonda."
Daria
I hope I'm not disrupting the learning process.
"I hope I'm not disrupting the learning process."
Daria
I've got some exciting information for you all.
"I've got some exciting information for you all."
Daria
I guess they found out what a good looking group you are.
"I guess they found out what a good looking group you are."
Daria
But, seriously, this is a great opportunity for all of you,
"But, seriously, this is a great opportunity for all of you,"
Daria
and the even greater good of Lawndale High.
"and the even greater good of Lawndale High."
Daria
Excuse me?
"Excuse me?"
Daria
Yes?
"Yes?"
Daria
Do you have a point, Ms. Morgendorffer?
"Do you have a point, Ms. Morgendorffer?"
Daria
while the planet keeps riding a roller coaster to hell?
"while the planet keeps riding a roller coaster to hell?"
Daria
Modeling is a competitive field, yes,
"Modeling is a competitive field, yes,"
Daria
but the financial rewards are great.
"but the financial rewards are great."
Daria
Can we assume the financial rewards are great for the school as well?
"Can we assume the financial rewards are great for the school as well?"
Daria
That is really none of your business!
"That is really none of your business!"
Daria