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Clips from Daria - The Lab Brat (S01E01)

Movies 1997 Season 1, Episode 7 72 min 356 clips
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Huh, if only men could be more like rats.
"Huh, if only men could be more like rats."
Daria
Just... like... that!
"Just... like... that!"
Daria
who can give me another example of reinforcement?
"who can give me another example of reinforcement?"
Daria
"That's it! I'm sending you to El Paso to live with your real father. "
""That's it! I'm sending you to El Paso to live with your real father. ""
Daria
The ticket stops the girl from crying, or showing any emotion... ever.
"The ticket stops the girl from crying, or showing any emotion... ever."
Daria
Right, that's...
"Right, that's..."
Daria
Kevin... Daria will be your lab partner.
"Kevin... Daria will be your lab partner."
Daria
and condition Kevin... I mean, condition a mouse using positive or negative reinforcement.
"and condition Kevin... I mean, condition a mouse using positive or negative reinforcement."
Daria
Brittany, Charles will be your partner.
"Brittany, Charles will be your partner."
Daria
Next best thing to working alone.
"Next best thing to working alone."
Daria
Oh, no. He likes mazes.
"Oh, no. He likes mazes."
Daria
Science is fascinating. Tell me all about it, honey.
"Science is fascinating. Tell me all about it, honey."
Daria
I can't. I signed a confidentiality paper.
"I can't. I signed a confidentiality paper."
Daria
It sucked.
"It sucked."
Daria
Then, like, the day was almost over and only two guys had asked me out.
"Then, like, the day was almost over and only two guys had asked me out."
Daria
This insincere reply is the same whether you saved a life or killed a bug,
"This insincere reply is the same whether you saved a life or killed a bug,"
Daria
Believe? In what sense?
"Believe? In what sense?"
Daria
What exactly do you like about it?
"What exactly do you like about it?"
Daria
Um, like, now they can make perfume without hurting little bunnies.
"Um, like, now they can make perfume without hurting little bunnies."
Daria
Door!
"Door!"
Daria
Phone!
"Phone!"
Daria
Hey, Kevin.
"Hey, Kevin."
Daria
Great big guys slamming into other great big guys. Fun.
"Great big guys slamming into other great big guys. Fun."
Daria
Classic football games 24 hours a day... every day, all this month.
"Classic football games 24 hours a day... every day, all this month."
Daria
I guess it's just you and me. Got your saw and sandpaper?
"I guess it's just you and me. Got your saw and sandpaper?"
Daria
Thanks, babe. Just put it behind my back.
"Thanks, babe. Just put it behind my back."
Daria
Looks like there's plenty of fetching going on already.
"Looks like there's plenty of fetching going on already."
Daria
Kevin, if you want a soda or anything, there's some in the fridge.
"Kevin, if you want a soda or anything, there's some in the fridge."
Daria
I know I'm kind of thirsty.
"I know I'm kind of thirsty."
Daria
How many cubes?
"How many cubes?"
Daria
Two is cool.
"Two is cool."
Daria
Welcome to Casa de Chuck, bella senorita.
"Welcome to Casa de Chuck, bella senorita."
Daria
Passion can wait until we've constructed our maze.
"Passion can wait until we've constructed our maze."
Daria
There's the saw.
"There's the saw."
Daria
Silly me! I was taking pictures and forgot I had the telephoto lens on.
"Silly me! I was taking pictures and forgot I had the telephoto lens on."
Daria
Slave for a week.
"Slave for a week."
Daria
Go, go, go!
"Go, go, go!"
Daria
And I really like this yellow dip.
"And I really like this yellow dip."
Daria
Gee, babe, there seems to be plenty of good food right here.
"Gee, babe, there seems to be plenty of good food right here."
Daria
Sorry, Brittany, but he's very busy working on the maze thing and can't be disturbed.
"Sorry, Brittany, but he's very busy working on the maze thing and can't be disturbed."
Daria
But...
"But..."
Daria
Got to go!
"Got to go!"
Daria
That must've taken, like, forever. Oops. Sorry.
"That must've taken, like, forever. Oops. Sorry."
Daria
Kevin... I want you to put the door down and step away from the maze, and no one will get hurt.
"Kevin... I want you to put the door down and step away from the maze, and no one will get hurt."
Daria
You don't recognize him after all your hours together?
"You don't recognize him after all your hours together?"
Daria
No ice cream? I wouldn't put up with that if I were you.
"No ice cream? I wouldn't put up with that if I were you."
Daria
Working, huh? You could at least hide the evidence.
"Working, huh? You could at least hide the evidence."
Daria
Now tell me, what's going on here?
"Now tell me, what's going on here?"
Daria
But it's only half time! I mean... Daria needs me.
"But it's only half time! I mean... Daria needs me."
Daria
Yeah. He has three more doors to break.
"Yeah. He has three more doors to break."
Daria
Ugh! All right, I'm going.
"Ugh! All right, I'm going."
Daria
What man?!
"What man?!"
Daria
Kevin, the new Whitney Houston movie is out and I want you to take me... tonight.
"Kevin, the new Whitney Houston movie is out and I want you to take me... tonight."
Daria
I heard that. What show are we going to?
"I heard that. What show are we going to?"
Daria
Ooh! Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy!
"Ooh! Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy!"
Daria
She just called you Jimmy.
"She just called you Jimmy."
Daria
Whatever. How about tomorrow night?
"Whatever. How about tomorrow night?"
Daria
Can I go now?
"Can I go now?"
Daria
but I specifically said I wanted the honey that comes in a bear, not a jar.
"but I specifically said I wanted the honey that comes in a bear, not a jar."
Daria
"And remember, Kevin, it was the week that you two had broken up,
""And remember, Kevin, it was the week that you two had broken up,"
Daria
Yeah, well, older guys just go for me.
"Yeah, well, older guys just go for me."
Daria
Sure, I date guys your age... I mean, sometimes.
"Sure, I date guys your age... I mean, sometimes."
Daria
Kevin wants this. Can I leave it in the garage?
"Kevin wants this. Can I leave it in the garage?"
Daria
Okay, you Morgendorffer tempstresses.
"Okay, you Morgendorffer tempstresses."
Daria
You're going to have find a new excuse if you want to drag my Kevin over here now.
"You're going to have find a new excuse if you want to drag my Kevin over here now."
Daria
Don't let this mouse out of your sight, okay?
"Don't let this mouse out of your sight, okay?"
Daria
I don't even want to know.
"I don't even want to know."
Daria
No, listen.
"No, listen."
Daria
Hey, Mr. Morgendorffer.
"Hey, Mr. Morgendorffer."
Daria
It's Jake, my man, Jake.
"It's Jake, my man, Jake."
Daria
You know, I went out for football in military school, but the other kids taunted me.
"You know, I went out for football in military school, but the other kids taunted me."
Daria
Said I ran funny.
"Said I ran funny."
Daria
Well, I've shown them!
"Well, I've shown them!"
Daria
Sure. I like two ice cubes.
"Sure. I like two ice cubes."
Daria
It's all over school you're dating both Daria and Quinn!
"It's all over school you're dating both Daria and Quinn!"
Daria
Really? Whoa, twins.
"Really? Whoa, twins."
Daria
Quit following Kevin!
"Quit following Kevin!"
Daria
A really big makeup experiment.
"A really big makeup experiment."
Daria
You might want to take a picture of Kevin so you'll remember what he looks like.
"You might want to take a picture of Kevin so you'll remember what he looks like."
Daria
Why, you...
"Why, you..."
Daria
But I did it for us, and Whitney.
"But I did it for us, and Whitney."
Daria
Babe...
"Babe..."
Daria
Oh. Oh, yeah.
"Oh. Oh, yeah."
Daria
Kevin? Where are you going?
"Kevin? Where are you going?"
Daria
Hey, Kev. I missed you, dude.
"Hey, Kev. I missed you, dude."
Daria
Brittany, Charles. You're up.
"Brittany, Charles. You're up."
Daria
Shut up, Charles.
"Shut up, Charles."
Daria
Brittany, did you go with negative or positive reinforcement?
"Brittany, did you go with negative or positive reinforcement?"
Daria
Brittany, continue.
"Brittany, continue."
Daria
she learns to hate and fear all men, regardless of age, race or taste in jewelry.
"she learns to hate and fear all men, regardless of age, race or taste in jewelry."
Daria
Yeah, the week just flew by.
"Yeah, the week just flew by."
Daria
Written by Peggy Nicoll www. outpost-daria. com
"Written by Peggy Nicoll www. outpost-daria. com"
Daria
Brittany and her brother Veruca Salt - All Hail Me
"Brittany and her brother Veruca Salt - All Hail Me"
Daria
closing credits Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck
"closing credits Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck"
Daria
the rat keeps returning to the food box.
"the rat keeps returning to the food box."
Daria
That is, the positive reinforcement.
"That is, the positive reinforcement."
Daria
Oh, sure, they come home at first.
"Oh, sure, they come home at first."
Daria
You feed them, you wait on them, and then,
"You feed them, you wait on them, and then,"
Daria
No note, no phone call, no nothing!
"No note, no phone call, no nothing!"
Daria
Now, before I divide the class into teams of two,
"Now, before I divide the class into teams of two,"
Daria
Fine, class. Ignore me... just like he did! Kevin?
"Fine, class. Ignore me... just like he did! Kevin?"
Daria
Shut up, Kevin. Daria? Reinforcement?
"Shut up, Kevin. Daria? Reinforcement?"
Daria
Hmm... to make a child stop crying, a mother might say,
"Hmm... to make a child stop crying, a mother might say,"
Daria
Whenever the child gets upset, the mother might wave an airline ticket in her face,
"Whenever the child gets upset, the mother might wave an airline ticket in her face,"
Daria
Years later, seeing an airplane or just hearing one fly overhead can unleash a Pandora's Box of repressed anger,
"Years later, seeing an airplane or just hearing one fly overhead can unleash a Pandora's Box of repressed anger,"
Daria
shattering the grown child's fragile psyche and triggering a psychotic and possibly deadly episode.
"shattering the grown child's fragile psyche and triggering a psychotic and possibly deadly episode."
Daria
What?
"What?"
Daria
What'll we do?
"What'll we do?"
Daria
But Ms. Barch, I'm a cheerleader!
"But Ms. Barch, I'm a cheerleader!"
Daria
I really like doing mazes.
"I really like doing mazes."
Daria
Those ones on the back of cereal boxes are cool.
"Those ones on the back of cereal boxes are cool."
Daria
Well, now I am excited.
"Well, now I am excited."
Daria
Shut up, Mack!
"Shut up, Mack!"
Daria
So, now Kevin's my lab partner.
"So, now Kevin's my lab partner."
Daria
Maybe you could get a wind-up toy to distract him.
"Maybe you could get a wind-up toy to distract him."
Daria
His wind-up toy is working with Upchuck.
"His wind-up toy is working with Upchuck."
Daria
Hey, Daria. Mind if we do the maze thing at your house?
"Hey, Daria. Mind if we do the maze thing at your house?"
Daria
The phone sex/E.M.S. dispatcher when Sick, Sad World returns.
"The phone sex/E.M.S. dispatcher when Sick, Sad World returns."
Daria
The other scientists would be mad.
"The other scientists would be mad."
Daria
First my teacher gave my paper on Cleopatra's makeup don'ts an "F"... like he would know.
"First my teacher gave my paper on Cleopatra's makeup don'ts an "F"... like he would know."
Daria