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Clips from Daria - Too Cute (S01E01)

Movies 1997 Season 1, Episode 9 72 min 365 clips
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That's funny, Sandi!
"That's funny, Sandi!"
Daria
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Daria
Hi, Quinn!
"Hi, Quinn!"
Daria
Hi, Quinn!
"Hi, Quinn!"
Daria
No.
"No."
Daria
You think so? I told Dr. Shar...
"You think so? I told Dr. Shar..."
Daria
Everybody uses her.
"Everybody uses her."
Daria
It's not too cute. It's cute, but not obnoxious about it.
"It's not too cute. It's cute, but not obnoxious about it."
Daria
What do you think, Quinn?
"What do you think, Quinn?"
Daria
Just cute?
"Just cute?"
Daria
Wait, you guys were just saying it was cute?
"Wait, you guys were just saying it was cute?"
Daria
No way.
"No way."
Daria
I have lots of things which I wear at different times, far apart in time.
"I have lots of things which I wear at different times, far apart in time."
Daria
As you wish.
"As you wish."
Daria
Let's ask her.
"Let's ask her."
Daria
Hello! Quinn's cousin or something.
"Hello! Quinn's cousin or something."
Daria
What is it?
"What is it?"
Daria
So I said I thought it was cute.
"So I said I thought it was cute."
Daria
What was wrong with Brooke's old nose?
"What was wrong with Brooke's old nose?"
Daria
It wasn't cute. It had, like, an extra bone in it.
"It wasn't cute. It had, like, an extra bone in it."
Daria
Maybe when you're older, and you're doing it for yourself,
"Maybe when you're older, and you're doing it for yourself,"
Daria
Yes, it's a double standard,
"Yes, it's a double standard,"
Daria
but women in business are judged on their looks,
"but women in business are judged on their looks,"
Daria
I'm not perfect. My nose has inperfections.
"I'm not perfect. My nose has inperfections."
Daria
Wanna borrow my stapler?
"Wanna borrow my stapler?"
Daria
Twelve people smiled back, fifteen said hello, eight said hi.
"Twelve people smiled back, fifteen said hello, eight said hi."
Daria
And, Mr. Football Hero,
"And, Mr. Football Hero,"
Daria
Fourteen people pretended not to see me,
"Fourteen people pretended not to see me,"
Daria
three called the police,
"three called the police,"
Daria
And so, what does this experiment teach us about how the perception of attractiveness affects human behavior?
"And so, what does this experiment teach us about how the perception of attractiveness affects human behavior?"
Daria
Oh, Kevvie, what have they done to you?
"Oh, Kevvie, what have they done to you?"
Daria
It's just makeup, babe.
"It's just makeup, babe."
Daria
Ms. Barch, will you please send Daria Morgendorffer to the office? Her sister...
"Ms. Barch, will you please send Daria Morgendorffer to the office? Her sister..."
Daria
Cousin!
"Cousin!"
Daria
Exactly what it sounds like.
"Exactly what it sounds like."
Daria
Shut up.
"Shut up."
Daria
but you convinced the nurse to let your sister take you home.
"but you convinced the nurse to let your sister take you home."
Daria
Generally, you want your alibi not to be a witness at the scene of the crime.
"Generally, you want your alibi not to be a witness at the scene of the crime."
Daria
Uh, okay.
"Uh, okay."
Daria
I need, uh, someone who's known me for a while and who's like that thing.
"I need, uh, someone who's known me for a while and who's like that thing."
Daria
Right. Good plan.
"Right. Good plan."
Daria
...noticed how they are unshapely and reported it in a study conducted in 1982.
"...noticed how they are unshapely and reported it in a study conducted in 1982."
Daria
It's a pretty little schnoz!
"It's a pretty little schnoz!"
Daria
It would be a crime against nature,
"It would be a crime against nature,"
Daria
dimple you up...
"dimple you up..."
Daria
oh! I know!
"oh! I know!"
Daria
And as long as we're here, let's do something about that hair.
"And as long as we're here, let's do something about that hair."
Daria
All right, funny gal, your turn!
"All right, funny gal, your turn!"
Daria
Come on, Daria.
"Come on, Daria."
Daria
It's a start!
"It's a start!"
Daria
We all know about the terrible atrocities caused by America's lust for veal,
"We all know about the terrible atrocities caused by America's lust for veal,"
Daria
but here's something nice you can do for calves: calf implants!
"but here's something nice you can do for calves: calf implants!"
Daria
I try to be.
"I try to be."
Daria
But you, Daria... I hate to see a young lady give up on herself at such a early age.
"But you, Daria... I hate to see a young lady give up on herself at such a early age."
Daria
Humor may lift your spirits, Daria, but it takes a professional to lift your buttocks!
"Humor may lift your spirits, Daria, but it takes a professional to lift your buttocks!"
Daria
Don't worry, you're gonna be all right.
"Don't worry, you're gonna be all right."
Daria
You're just mad because she figured you out.
"You're just mad because she figured you out."
Daria
So, first she tells Quinn that she can fix her up for six thousand dollars.
"So, first she tells Quinn that she can fix her up for six thousand dollars."
Daria
Wait, there's more.
"Wait, there's more."
Daria
Then she announces for twenty grand, she can fix me.
"Then she announces for twenty grand, she can fix me."
Daria
And then to top off the day, she sends me home with a pair of fake boobs.
"And then to top off the day, she sends me home with a pair of fake boobs."
Daria
Says they'll change my attitude.
"Says they'll change my attitude."
Daria
Boy, she was really trying to make you insecure.
"Boy, she was really trying to make you insecure."
Daria
I know. If I didn't have such low self-esteem, she might have gotten to me.
"I know. If I didn't have such low self-esteem, she might have gotten to me."
Daria
You probably only need one fake boob.
"You probably only need one fake boob."
Daria
How do you know?
"How do you know?"
Daria
like the news or something, to pay attention to her appearance.
"like the news or something, to pay attention to her appearance."
Daria
Brooke!
"Brooke!"
Daria
I didn't! Dr. Shar liposucked one out for me.
"I didn't! Dr. Shar liposucked one out for me."
Daria
Excellent.
"Excellent."
Daria
It's like a dream come true.
"It's like a dream come true."
Daria
Dr. Shar says the average female has enough fat in her butt to keep her lips luscious until she's, like, seventy.
"Dr. Shar says the average female has enough fat in her butt to keep her lips luscious until she's, like, seventy."
Daria
Wait, so does that mean I can join the Fashion Club?
"Wait, so does that mean I can join the Fashion Club?"
Daria
You bring 'em?
"You bring 'em?"
Daria
Okay.
"Okay."
Daria
It's really bumming me out that people hate the way I look!
"It's really bumming me out that people hate the way I look!"
Daria
What do you think he thinks you meant?
"What do you think he thinks you meant?"
Daria
I need to borrow six thousand dollars.
"I need to borrow six thousand dollars."
Daria
They'll believe that.
"They'll believe that."
Daria
Take up a collection?
"Take up a collection?"
Daria
Aren't you a little worried that there may be a hell?
"Aren't you a little worried that there may be a hell?"
Daria
I'm doing it to bring honor to the school.
"I'm doing it to bring honor to the school."
Daria
Send an inquiry to the U.S. Department of Deluded Adolescents.
"Send an inquiry to the U.S. Department of Deluded Adolescents."
Daria
You know, maybe I should get boobs.
"You know, maybe I should get boobs."
Daria
Quinn...
"Quinn..."
Daria
So if Dr. Shar makes everyone else attractive and popular,
"So if Dr. Shar makes everyone else attractive and popular,"
Daria
Where will it end?
"Where will it end?"
Daria
Why do I bother talking to you?
"Why do I bother talking to you?"
Daria
She had a nasal relapse.
"She had a nasal relapse."
Daria
That poor girl.
"That poor girl."
Daria
Maybe the Fashion Club should send her flowers or something.
"Maybe the Fashion Club should send her flowers or something."
Daria
Hi! How ya doing? Here's five bucks.
"Hi! How ya doing? Here's five bucks."
Daria
Thanks, man. You're pretty cool.
"Thanks, man. You're pretty cool."
Daria
You really know how to tell a story.
"You really know how to tell a story."
Daria
Well, then, take Stacy out and put Quinn in.
"Well, then, take Stacy out and put Quinn in."
Daria
Hi, guys! Hi, Sandi! Hi, Joey, hi, Jeffy, hi, Johnny.
"Hi, guys! Hi, Sandi! Hi, Joey, hi, Jeffy, hi, Johnny."
Daria
Hi, Quinn! It's Jamie.
"Hi, Quinn! It's Jamie."
Daria
Hi, Sandi...
"Hi, Sandi..."
Daria
It's the cutest.
"It's the cutest."
Daria
It's cute.
"It's cute."
Daria
Quinn has very high nose standards.
"Quinn has very high nose standards."
Daria
I said it was cute!
"I said it was cute!"
Daria
Oh, like you meant it.
"Oh, like you meant it."
Daria
Well, at least I thought about it.
"Well, at least I thought about it."
Daria
Excuse me? Are you saying we're shallow?
"Excuse me? Are you saying we're shallow?"
Daria
No, Quinn's just so deep,
"No, Quinn's just so deep,"
Daria
she thinks we would say something's cute when it's not cute,
"she thinks we would say something's cute when it's not cute,"
Daria
which we wouldn't.
"which we wouldn't."
Daria
I don't have a "thing" that I always wear.
"I don't have a "thing" that I always wear."
Daria
If you say so.
"If you say so."
Daria
Quinn, there's that girl you know.
"Quinn, there's that girl you know."
Daria
My sister wants me to stay away.
"My sister wants me to stay away."
Daria
Really.
"Really."
Daria
Why doesn't anyone believe me?
"Why doesn't anyone believe me?"
Daria
Hey, it's almost time for dessert.
"Hey, it's almost time for dessert."
Daria
Can we discuss liposuction now?
"Can we discuss liposuction now?"
Daria
I just don't like the idea of you girls talking about cosmetic surgery.
"I just don't like the idea of you girls talking about cosmetic surgery."
Daria
or there's a sound professional reason for it.
"or there's a sound professional reason for it."
Daria
I mean, you need to be presentable.
"I mean, you need to be presentable."
Daria
But breast implants? I just don't know.
"But breast implants? I just don't know."
Daria