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Clips from Daria - Daria! (S03E03)

Movies 1997 Season 3, Episode 1 72 min 395 clips
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All right, Daria, don't start your turn till your front wheels are past the corner.
"All right, Daria, don't start your turn till your front wheels are past the corner."
Daria
Watch out for the dog.
"Watch out for the dog."
Daria
Watch out, Daria!
"Watch out, Daria!"
Daria
God, that was close.
"God, that was close."
Daria
I didn't know that. Isn't that a problem?
"I didn't know that. Isn't that a problem?"
Daria
That's really strange.
"That's really strange."
Daria
I was thinking about your high-frequency hearing.
"I was thinking about your high-frequency hearing."
Daria
What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
Daria
You mean I'll finally make the wrestling team?
"You mean I'll finally make the wrestling team?"
Daria
Right! They should accept you for who you are:
"Right! They should accept you for who you are:"
Daria
Now my mother's bugging me about contacts again.
"Now my mother's bugging me about contacts again."
Daria
Get what?
"Get what?"
Daria
"I wear glasses and I'm not going to apologize for it."
""I wear glasses and I'm not going to apologize for it.""
Daria
What?
"What?"
Daria
Nothing. Just passing by. Saw your light on.
"Nothing. Just passing by. Saw your light on."
Daria
What are you talking about?
"What are you talking about?"
Daria
Uh, Quinn, could I ask...
"Uh, Quinn, could I ask..."
Daria
Could I ask your opinion on something?
"Could I ask your opinion on something?"
Daria
What? Is this a trick?
"What? Is this a trick?"
Daria
Jane can't help me.
"Jane can't help me."
Daria
Daria, if we're to make any progress at all you must be absolutely honest with me. Now,
"Daria, if we're to make any progress at all you must be absolutely honest with me. Now,"
Daria
Suppose you were well known for not caring what other people think of you,
"Suppose you were well known for not caring what other people think of you,"
Daria
Blue goes with just about any outfit, but green adds that touch of exotica that many young women crave...
"Blue goes with just about any outfit, but green adds that touch of exotica that many young women crave..."
Daria
Then, of course, you'll want to change your hair to frame your new face, a decision unto itself
"Then, of course, you'll want to change your hair to frame your new face, a decision unto itself"
Daria
and obviously a new wardrobe.
"and obviously a new wardrobe."
Daria
I mean, listen to this note she sent when she was in Hawaii:
"I mean, listen to this note she sent when she was in Hawaii:"
Daria
Only thing is, you'd have to take a vacation. Oh well, sorry I brought it up. My love to all, Amy."
"Only thing is, you'd have to take a vacation. Oh well, sorry I brought it up. My love to all, Amy.""
Daria
Look at this picture of her smiling by the pool.
"Look at this picture of her smiling by the pool."
Daria
Aunt Amy?
"Aunt Amy?"
Daria
Hey, my favorite niece.
"Hey, my favorite niece."
Daria
Well, I haven't checked her in the last half hour. How was Hawaii?
"Well, I haven't checked her in the last half hour. How was Hawaii?"
Daria
Wish I were still there. What can I do for you?
"Wish I were still there. What can I do for you?"
Daria
Um, I wanted to ask your advice about something.
"Um, I wanted to ask your advice about something."
Daria
Well, isn't it kind of... vain?
"Well, isn't it kind of... vain?"
Daria
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Daria
Thanks, Aunt Amy.
"Thanks, Aunt Amy."
Daria
You want a picture of me with my contacts?
"You want a picture of me with my contacts?"
Daria
Either that or a shot of Ralph Fiennes. Whichever.
"Either that or a shot of Ralph Fiennes. Whichever."
Daria
I just want you to know that I was thinking about our conversation the other day,
"I just want you to know that I was thinking about our conversation the other day,"
Daria
and I don't want you to believe for a second that I think you need contact lenses.
"and I don't want you to believe for a second that I think you need contact lenses."
Daria
and I understand and respect your objection to contacts,
"and I understand and respect your objection to contacts,"
Daria
and there'll be no more discussions about it. Okay?
"and there'll be no more discussions about it. Okay?"
Daria
Mom, that reverse psychology of yours is killer.
"Mom, that reverse psychology of yours is killer."
Daria
the outside chance of keratoconus and polymegethism,
"the outside chance of keratoconus and polymegethism,"
Daria
So if anything does go wrong, it's my fault?
"So if anything does go wrong, it's my fault?"
Daria
That'll be our position.
"That'll be our position."
Daria
Ready?
"Ready?"
Daria
I'm not wearing them.
"I'm not wearing them."
Daria
I hope you don't think I've changed or compromised or become a shallow person who only cares about their looks.
"I hope you don't think I've changed or compromised or become a shallow person who only cares about their looks."
Daria
You look pretty cool.
"You look pretty cool."
Daria
Hey, glasses, no glasses, either way works for me.
"Hey, glasses, no glasses, either way works for me."
Daria
What was that? Kevin?
"What was that? Kevin?"
Daria
but I wouldn't do so if I didn't think you had the inner strength to hear and to heed.
"but I wouldn't do so if I didn't think you had the inner strength to hear and to heed."
Daria
He, um, he doesn't turn into a frog, does he?
"He, um, he doesn't turn into a frog, does he?"
Daria
Um, I'm wearing contact lenses.
"Um, I'm wearing contact lenses."
Daria
Actually, I'm not sure that I want an identity based on appearance.
"Actually, I'm not sure that I want an identity based on appearance."
Daria
Ms. Morgendorffer?
"Ms. Morgendorffer?"
Daria
You're inviting your fellow students to get to know you a little better.
"You're inviting your fellow students to get to know you a little better."
Daria
So why are you wearing them now?
"So why are you wearing them now?"
Daria
I don't know. Who's Eunice and why doesn't she get her own body?
"I don't know. Who's Eunice and why doesn't she get her own body?"
Daria
Whoever she is, she must be very sad. I can't stop tearing up.
"Whoever she is, she must be very sad. I can't stop tearing up."
Daria
Yeah, you're, like, practically normal.
"Yeah, you're, like, practically normal."
Daria
Kevin, how come you always know just what to say?
"Kevin, how come you always know just what to say?"
Daria
Really?
"Really?"
Daria
These contacts are itching the hell out of me.
"These contacts are itching the hell out of me."
Daria
Hey, Daria. Looks good.
"Hey, Daria. Looks good."
Daria
Your eyes must be feeling better.
"Your eyes must be feeling better."
Daria
All you need do is ask.
"All you need do is ask."
Daria
I could!
"I could!"
Daria
Funny.
"Funny."
Daria
Hey, now's your chance to sign up.
"Hey, now's your chance to sign up."
Daria
Why, yes, he's wearing glasses. Although, ironically, he doesn't need them.
"Why, yes, he's wearing glasses. Although, ironically, he doesn't need them."
Daria
You, a little smarter? Not possible.
"You, a little smarter? Not possible."
Daria
Um, I'm not sure if it'll work without any lenses.
"Um, I'm not sure if it'll work without any lenses."
Daria
I can see that, funny gal.
"I can see that, funny gal."
Daria
You're not wearing your contacts at all.
"You're not wearing your contacts at all."
Daria
Not if you want to get technical about it.
"Not if you want to get technical about it."
Daria
But why no glasses?
"But why no glasses?"
Daria
Yes, yes, very witty. Now, really.
"Yes, yes, very witty. Now, really."
Daria
Daria!
"Daria!"
Daria
Daria's boots, can you tell me where Daria is?
"Daria's boots, can you tell me where Daria is?"
Daria
The glasses are me, uncompromising and unconceited. Well, not anymore.
"The glasses are me, uncompromising and unconceited. Well, not anymore."
Daria
He wears glasses.
"He wears glasses."
Daria
What's going on?
"What's going on?"
Daria
Oh, it's Daria. She couldn't get her contacts in today
"Oh, it's Daria. She couldn't get her contacts in today"
Daria
Hey, Jodie knows what it's like.
"Hey, Jodie knows what it's like."
Daria
What what's like?
"What what's like?"
Daria
To have standards too high to live up to.
"To have standards too high to live up to."
Daria
She wore glasses.
"She wore glasses."
Daria
Hey, what's going on?
"Hey, what's going on?"
Daria
Everything's fine.
"Everything's fine."
Daria
and admit that you care about the way you look, even just a little.
"and admit that you care about the way you look, even just a little."
Daria
I don't know, not so shallow or something.
"I don't know, not so shallow or something."
Daria
We are just human or whatever.
"We are just human or whatever."
Daria
I gotta admit, that was the right thing to say.
"I gotta admit, that was the right thing to say."
Daria
So now what, eagle eye?
"So now what, eagle eye?"
Daria
Or we go downtown and apply for a seeing eye dog.
"Or we go downtown and apply for a seeing eye dog."
Daria
I tell you the truth, this whole thing's got me very confused.
"I tell you the truth, this whole thing's got me very confused."
Daria
Oh, yeah, you're one huge narcissist.
"Oh, yeah, you're one huge narcissist."
Daria
When I look in the mirror without them I can't see a thing.
"When I look in the mirror without them I can't see a thing."
Daria
But when I put them on and look in the mirror again, I think...
"But when I put them on and look in the mirror again, I think..."
Daria
I think to myself, "Never mind the glasses.
"I think to myself, "Never mind the glasses."
Daria
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Daria
Your mother's gonna be disappointed.
"Your mother's gonna be disappointed."
Daria
Well, I have all afternoon to figure out how to break it to her.
"Well, I have all afternoon to figure out how to break it to her."
Daria
Hi, Mrs. Morgendorffer.
"Hi, Mrs. Morgendorffer."
Daria
That's it. Now, accelerate as you start to straighten... good.
"That's it. Now, accelerate as you start to straighten... good."
Daria
Oh, my God, did I kill him?
"Oh, my God, did I kill him?"
Daria
I never even saw him! I'm a dog killer!
"I never even saw him! I'm a dog killer!"
Daria
I couldn't live with myself if I hit a dog.
"I couldn't live with myself if I hit a dog."
Daria
Would you mind telling Quinn I killed him?
"Would you mind telling Quinn I killed him?"
Daria
He came running right up on your side of the car.
"He came running right up on your side of the car."
Daria
I don't see way off to the side too well.
"I don't see way off to the side too well."
Daria
My glasses sort of block the view.
"My glasses sort of block the view."
Daria
"The Severed Pianist," next on Sick, Sad World.
""The Severed Pianist," next on Sick, Sad World."
Daria
Enter.
"Enter."
Daria
Daria?
"Daria?"
Daria
Correct.
"Correct."
Daria
You know, I was thinking about your peripheral vision.
"You know, I was thinking about your peripheral vision."
Daria
How would you feel about trying contact lenses?
"How would you feel about trying contact lenses?"
Daria