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Clips from Daria - The Invitation (S01E01)

Movies 1997 Season 1, Episode 2 72 min 383 clips
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Stop following me, Daria. You're following me.
"Stop following me, Daria. You're following me."
Daria
Hey, Quinn, can I carry your... pencil?
"Hey, Quinn, can I carry your... pencil?"
Daria
Hey, Quinn, can I carry your, uh, um... got anything else?
"Hey, Quinn, can I carry your, uh, um... got anything else?"
Daria
You've really created the illusion of depth.
"You've really created the illusion of depth."
Daria
I heard they make all the lefties become righties.
"I heard they make all the lefties become righties."
Daria
You're standing in front of J.J. Jeeters.
"You're standing in front of J.J. Jeeters."
Daria
Everything seems to be pointing to the entrance and saying,
"Everything seems to be pointing to the entrance and saying,"
Daria
"Come shop, come shop. " "One-day sale."
""Come shop, come shop. " "One-day sale.""
Daria
That's one-point perspective.
"That's one-point perspective."
Daria
Even yours?
"Even yours?"
Daria
Interesting stuff, bro. Now I remember!
"Interesting stuff, bro. Now I remember!"
Daria
The party's to celebrate her parents being out of town.
"The party's to celebrate her parents being out of town."
Daria
It's on page six of the play book.
"It's on page six of the play book."
Daria
Sure.
"Sure."
Daria
Who? Me?
"Who? Me?"
Daria
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
""That which does not kill us makes us stronger.""
Daria
Is that from a song? Hey, thanks for helping me out in art.
"Is that from a song? Hey, thanks for helping me out in art."
Daria
Well, you could show me how to twirl hair
"Well, you could show me how to twirl hair"
Daria
I don't know if that's something you can teach.
"I don't know if that's something you can teach."
Daria
I know what you mean... and that scares me.
"I know what you mean... and that scares me."
Daria
but you're not so unpopular that you
"but you're not so unpopular that you"
Daria
that I wouldn't invite any more really attractive girls.
"that I wouldn't invite any more really attractive girls."
Daria
These are really good. I didn't know you studied life drawing.
"These are really good. I didn't know you studied life drawing."
Daria
Oh, yeah. That particular model was quite bursty.
"Oh, yeah. That particular model was quite bursty."
Daria
I bet I could get some great sketches there...
"I bet I could get some great sketches there..."
Daria
If you want to go, just make believe you're me.
"If you want to go, just make believe you're me."
Daria
Isn't one of you enough?
"Isn't one of you enough?"
Daria
Countdown: only 72 more hours to go.
"Countdown: only 72 more hours to go."
Daria
how do you know about it?
"how do you know about it?"
Daria
If I go down for that one, I'm taking you with me.
"If I go down for that one, I'm taking you with me."
Daria
I asked her to do my homework for me, and she made me pay.
"I asked her to do my homework for me, and she made me pay."
Daria
No!
"No!"
Daria
Daria, I'd like it if you'd keep an eye on Quinn at this party.
"Daria, I'd like it if you'd keep an eye on Quinn at this party."
Daria
You're a great hostess, cupcake. Hey!
"You're a great hostess, cupcake. Hey!"
Daria
Did I tell you that I did this really nice
"Did I tell you that I did this really nice"
Daria
even though she never, ever wears nail polish?
"even though she never, ever wears nail polish?"
Daria
Her sister Quinn's coming, too.
"Her sister Quinn's coming, too."
Daria
Kevin, you're mixing up the flat ones and the ridgy ones!
"Kevin, you're mixing up the flat ones and the ridgy ones!"
Daria
I'm just afraid people will judge me by my house...
"I'm just afraid people will judge me by my house..."
Daria
and we don't have the Jacuzzi in yet.
"and we don't have the Jacuzzi in yet."
Daria
I've been practicing for ten hours straight.
"I've been practicing for ten hours straight."
Daria
guitar in your hands counts as practicing?
"guitar in your hands counts as practicing?"
Daria
Sure you don't want to crash?
"Sure you don't want to crash?"
Daria
Bye.
"Bye."
Daria
We're here for Brittany Taylor's party.
"We're here for Brittany Taylor's party."
Daria
Daria Morgendorffer.
"Daria Morgendorffer."
Daria
Tiffany Hodge, Tiffany Duke, Tiffany Fairchild or Tiffany Blum-Deckler?
"Tiffany Hodge, Tiffany Duke, Tiffany Fairchild or Tiffany Blum-Deckler?"
Daria
Strike! You're out. I made that one up.
"Strike! You're out. I made that one up."
Daria
She's been hired to draw our portraits. She's very talented.
"She's been hired to draw our portraits. She's very talented."
Daria
So I said, "Just because people are cliquey
"So I said, "Just because people are cliquey"
Daria
Where's the Jacuzzi?
"Where's the Jacuzzi?"
Daria
I'll go crush some.
"I'll go crush some."
Daria
Now she's really popular, but not as popular as she is.
"Now she's really popular, but not as popular as she is."
Daria
He's medium popular, and he just bought a great
"He's medium popular, and he just bought a great"
Daria
car so soon he'll be getting more popular.
"car so soon he'll be getting more popular."
Daria
but now he needs to hook up with a girl who's more popular than he is.
"but now he needs to hook up with a girl who's more popular than he is."
Daria
Or hate them.
"Or hate them."
Daria
Daria, you're here. I'm so glad. Now we're even!
"Daria, you're here. I'm so glad. Now we're even!"
Daria
Lots of circles, squares and triangles.
"Lots of circles, squares and triangles."
Daria
Do you accept tips?
"Do you accept tips?"
Daria
To your right, the quasi-Victorian breakfast nook.
"To your right, the quasi-Victorian breakfast nook."
Daria
I'd like to thank you for your undivided attention. Any questions?
"I'd like to thank you for your undivided attention. Any questions?"
Daria
Yes. How did you get invited?
"Yes. How did you get invited?"
Daria
Now, she used to be very popular, but then
"Now, she used to be very popular, but then"
Daria
cute so she became, like, popular overnight.
"cute so she became, like, popular overnight."
Daria
Those guys are looking at us.
"Those guys are looking at us."
Daria
Don't they know we're from two different worlds?
"Don't they know we're from two different worlds?"
Daria
Regular and popular?
"Regular and popular?"
Daria
in a head-too-big-for-his-body kind of way.
"in a head-too-big-for-his-body kind of way."
Daria
I hate you.
"I hate you."
Daria
So... where you girls been all our lives?
"So... where you girls been all our lives?"
Daria
Waiting here for you. We were born in this room,
"Waiting here for you. We were born in this room,"
Daria
we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here... alone.
"we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here... alone."
Daria
But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin.
"But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin."
Daria
I mean... Jane.
"I mean... Jane."
Daria
I'm glad we found you.
"I'm glad we found you."
Daria
Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
"Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom."
Daria
I'll go with you.
"I'll go with you."
Daria
Hi, sis!
"Hi, sis!"
Daria
"Here, you gotta go? Then go."
""Here, you gotta go? Then go.""
Daria
I've got five dollars.
"I've got five dollars."
Daria
Well, I have been saving up for a pair of snappy orthopedic shoes.
"Well, I have been saving up for a pair of snappy orthopedic shoes."
Daria
Hello? Anybody there?
"Hello? Anybody there?"
Daria
What do you plan to do about it? You can't ignore me!
"What do you plan to do about it? You can't ignore me!"
Daria
Quinn, I don't care if your sister is a brain.
"Quinn, I don't care if your sister is a brain."
Daria
I would never hold it against you.
"I would never hold it against you."
Daria
So, you want to go in the laundry room?
"So, you want to go in the laundry room?"
Daria
Hands off, Jamie. Quinn, you may come from a nerdy family
"Hands off, Jamie. Quinn, you may come from a nerdy family"
Daria
Now, why don't we ditch these two losers?
"Now, why don't we ditch these two losers?"
Daria
we could ignore your sister together. Now will you go steady with me?
"we could ignore your sister together. Now will you go steady with me?"
Daria
It's the Soul Train. Beep-beep. Get on board.
"It's the Soul Train. Beep-beep. Get on board."
Daria
I wasn't really interested.
"I wasn't really interested."
Daria
Too bad. Is this yours?
"Too bad. Is this yours?"
Daria
I was ready to go before we got here.
"I was ready to go before we got here."
Daria
I mean, you're really special guys,
"I mean, you're really special guys,"
Daria
I think... what I'm trying to say is...
"I think... what I'm trying to say is..."
Daria
"Let's be friends?"
""Let's be friends?""
Daria
Stop it... stop fighting. This is horrible.
"Stop it... stop fighting. This is horrible."
Daria
That's it! Everybody out! Vamoose! You too, Kojak.
"That's it! Everybody out! Vamoose! You too, Kojak."
Daria
Well, I never in my life...!
"Well, I never in my life...!"
Daria
Excellent.
"Excellent."
Daria
I can name that tune in... three notes.
"I can name that tune in... three notes."
Daria
Sorry about the Jacuzzi.
"Sorry about the Jacuzzi."
Daria
Joey? Jeffy? Jamie? How am I going to get home?
"Joey? Jeffy? Jamie? How am I going to get home?"
Daria
What happened to your fan club?
"What happened to your fan club?"
Daria
what's that thing, when stuff turns out funny? Moronic.
"what's that thing, when stuff turns out funny? Moronic."
Daria
You ladies in need of a knight in shining armor?
"You ladies in need of a knight in shining armor?"
Daria
Can we just take the armor and ditch the knight?
"Can we just take the armor and ditch the knight?"
Daria
built on unstable landfill. To your right, a flattened squirrel.
"built on unstable landfill. To your right, a flattened squirrel."
Daria
We go to the same school.
"We go to the same school."
Daria
Hey, Quinn, can I carry your books?
"Hey, Quinn, can I carry your books?"
Daria
Great!
"Great!"
Daria
Whatever.
"Whatever."
Daria
Perspective is hard.
"Perspective is hard."
Daria
Good work, Daria. Your cube is bursting out of the picture plane.
"Good work, Daria. Your cube is bursting out of the picture plane."
Daria
I'm thinking of going into politics.
"I'm thinking of going into politics."
Daria
Here, Brittany, take another pencil and a fresh piece of paper,
"Here, Brittany, take another pencil and a fresh piece of paper,"
Daria
and try again.
"and try again."
Daria
If I don't figure this perspective thing out, I'll have to take remedial art.
"If I don't figure this perspective thing out, I'll have to take remedial art."
Daria
But... you are a righty.
"But... you are a righty."
Daria