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Clips from Resident Alien - Sexy Beast (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2025 Season 1, Episode 6 45 min ★ 8.0/10 (92,773 ratings) 914 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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- Our orders are to find the alien that crashed.
"- Our orders are to find the alien that crashed."
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- So, yeah, things are gonna get messy.
"- So, yeah, things are gonna get messy."
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- Sam was poisoned. - Holy shit sticks.
"- Sam was poisoned. - Holy shit sticks."
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We got ourselves a murder!
"We got ourselves a murder!"
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- Mm, mm.
"- Mm, mm."
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[high-pitched grunt]
"[high-pitched grunt]"
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[suspenseful orchestral music]
"[suspenseful orchestral music]"
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- Some danger. - Victor.
"- Some danger. - Victor."
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We'll leave our equipment here and come back tomorrow--
"We'll leave our equipment here and come back tomorrow--"
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- What the?
"- What the?"
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♪
"♪"
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This female human creature was suffocating me
"This female human creature was suffocating me"
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[Barry Manilow's "Can't Smile Without You"]
"[Barry Manilow's "Can't Smile Without You"]"
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Sorry, I thought you'd catch that.
"Sorry, I thought you'd catch that."
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- Oh, shoot, oh.
"- Oh, shoot, oh."
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♪ I just can't smile without you ♪
"♪ I just can't smile without you ♪"
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[both chuckle]
"[both chuckle]"
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♪ You see, I feel sad
"♪ You see, I feel sad"
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[soft dramatic music]
"[soft dramatic music]"
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They have a term on Earth
"They have a term on Earth"
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for a man who works on engines--sexy beast.
"for a man who works on engines--sexy beast."
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That's me.
"That's me."
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If these humans ever saw me actually flying my spaceship,
"If these humans ever saw me actually flying my spaceship,"
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I'd have women beating me off with a stick.
"I'd have women beating me off with a stick."
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♪
"♪"
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Then it vanished into thin air.
"Then it vanished into thin air."
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There's only one scientific explanation
"There's only one scientific explanation"
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This one's off the books.
"This one's off the books."
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She's not gonna tell anybody.
"She's not gonna tell anybody."
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- Wait, how did you get my phone?
"- Wait, how did you get my phone?"
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- Hi, sweetie.
"- Hi, sweetie."
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It's leaking.
"It's leaking."
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- You shouldn't have to clean that up.
"- You shouldn't have to clean that up."
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- Man, look at this. See, Liv?
"- Man, look at this. See, Liv?"
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We got the whole damn town hall over there.
"We got the whole damn town hall over there."
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- It might be a long way to walk to get coffee.
"- It might be a long way to walk to get coffee."
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- I want one of those Nespresso machines,
"- I want one of those Nespresso machines,"
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Why don't you all come on out and meet him?
"Why don't you all come on out and meet him?"
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As far as humans go, I'm handsome.
"As far as humans go, I'm handsome."
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I'm even--what's the modern word for it, ravishing?
"I'm even--what's the modern word for it, ravishing?"
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Dr. Ethan Stone, our new full-time doctor.
"Dr. Ethan Stone, our new full-time doctor."
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- Hi.
"- Hi."
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- Yeah, you don't have to-- - Cool.
"- Yeah, you don't have to-- - Cool."
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who has been kind enough to hold down the fort
"who has been kind enough to hold down the fort"
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Who said great things?
"Who said great things?"
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- Well, no one, actually. I was just being polite.
"- Well, no one, actually. I was just being polite."
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- Oh, well, it's nasty stuff.
"- Oh, well, it's nasty stuff."
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Tragically, I dealt with a lot of botulism
"Tragically, I dealt with a lot of botulism"
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Doctors Without Borders. I'm sorry.
"Doctors Without Borders. I'm sorry."
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- [chuckles]
"- [chuckles]"
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You should talk to the person who stole the prescription pad.
"You should talk to the person who stole the prescription pad."
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- Well, it ain't solved yet, but if some people would tell
"- Well, it ain't solved yet, but if some people would tell"
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[knocks]
"[knocks]"
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- Whoa, that doesn't sound good.
"- Whoa, that doesn't sound good."
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You heard me wrong. Your boy is very sick.
"You heard me wrong. Your boy is very sick."
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I didn't know that the pad was stolen at first.
"I didn't know that the pad was stolen at first."
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That's a bad design.
"That's a bad design."
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- Mm-hmm-hmm.
"- Mm-hmm-hmm."
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- We just need to ask him a few questions.
"- We just need to ask him a few questions."
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- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
"- Thank you. - Mm-hmm."
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And your brown shirt, it's nice--very norm-core.
"And your brown shirt, it's nice--very norm-core."
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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Wait, so you're saying I didn't dream about a cat?
"Wait, so you're saying I didn't dream about a cat?"
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♪
"♪"
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- Oh, yeah, you know, we've met actually.
"- Oh, yeah, you know, we've met actually."
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There's the man who might have cancer.
"There's the man who might have cancer."
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pees himself...
"pees himself..."
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when I'm done with Mrs. Chlamydia over there.
"when I'm done with Mrs. Chlamydia over there."
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- Um...
"- Um..."
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- What?
"- What?"
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Except there is one small problem.
"Except there is one small problem."
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I ain't never seen nothing like it.
"I ain't never seen nothing like it."
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- A couple of kids.
"- A couple of kids."
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You leave money behind the third tile
"You leave money behind the third tile"
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and, finally, there it is.
"and, finally, there it is."
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- It's like you're playing chess
"- It's like you're playing chess"
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they gotta be an insider
"they gotta be an insider"
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Huh. Hey, wait a minute.
"Huh. Hey, wait a minute."
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- Yeah, that's Jay. - Jay.
"- Yeah, that's Jay. - Jay."
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- Why would Asta leave her off the list of suspects?
"- Why would Asta leave her off the list of suspects?"
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- I think going back to New York
"- I think going back to New York"
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would be the best thing for you.
"would be the best thing for you."
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- Welcome to our little local watering hole,
"- Welcome to our little local watering hole,"
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- Oh, yeah, you're new here, I guess, so...
"- Oh, yeah, you're new here, I guess, so..."
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D'arcy is funny.
"D'arcy is funny."
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She was my friend
"She was my friend"
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- I'll take whichever one you don't want.
"- I'll take whichever one you don't want."
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- Oh, merci.
"- Oh, merci."
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Sorry, he does have a way with words.
"Sorry, he does have a way with words."
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Three, two, one, go.
"Three, two, one, go."
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- You ready? One, two, three and...
"- You ready? One, two, three and..."
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[groans] - Okay.
"[groans] - Okay."
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[laughs] Whoo!
"[laughs] Whoo!"
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including your brassiere, which mocks me.
"including your brassiere, which mocks me."
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And then I'll slow down.
"And then I'll slow down."
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[heavy thud]
"[heavy thud]"
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♪
"♪"
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[gentle birdsong]
"[gentle birdsong]"
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I know I should probably play it cool,
"I know I should probably play it cool,"
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quiche Florentine, fresh OJ,
"quiche Florentine, fresh OJ,"
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Every time I need some damn pushpins,
"Every time I need some damn pushpins,"
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- No, I wouldn't do that.
"- No, I wouldn't do that."
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This has nothing to do with Sam's murder.
"This has nothing to do with Sam's murder."
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Good job.
"Good job."
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- It's Harry. What the hell is he doing?
"- It's Harry. What the hell is he doing?"
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- He's your boyfriend. - What?
"- He's your boyfriend. - What?"
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I--I know you told me not to date him.
"I--I know you told me not to date him."
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[device beeping]
"[device beeping]"
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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Didn't you see the signs with the little guy
"Didn't you see the signs with the little guy"
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falling to his death?
"falling to his death?"
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That's you. You're the guy.
"That's you. You're the guy."
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All right?
"All right?"
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- What?
"- What?"
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bashed up on the rocks.
"bashed up on the rocks."
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- I mapped the trajectory of the ship's descent.
"- I mapped the trajectory of the ship's descent."
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Ah, screw it. This thing is useless.
"Ah, screw it. This thing is useless."
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♪
"♪"
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- [chuckles]
"- [chuckles]"
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- [smooches]
"- [smooches]"
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