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Clips from Resident Alien - The Green Glow (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2025 Season 1, Episode 7 45 min ★ 8.0/10 (92,773 ratings) 945 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy
- Sam trusted you.
"- Sam trusted you."
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
"- I don't know what you're talking about."
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- Never heard of Colorado Fever.
"- Never heard of Colorado Fever."
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- I want you to bring it to me,
"- I want you to bring it to me,"
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I understand why these dumb humans
"I understand why these dumb humans"
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don't know anything about the extended universe.
"don't know anything about the extended universe."
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[dramatic music]
"[dramatic music]"
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- Yes, napping.
"- Yes, napping."
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Why did you do that to me?
"Why did you do that to me?"
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Honey. - Hm?
"Honey. - Hm?"
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is that I needed space.
"is that I needed space."
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I hope you find it.
"I hope you find it."
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- Oh.
"- Oh."
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But let's kiss and make up.
"But let's kiss and make up."
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- It's nothing.
"- It's nothing."
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- There is something so wrong with you.
"- There is something so wrong with you."
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but then I'd have to get a job
"but then I'd have to get a job"
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- Ugh, I'm leaving.
"- Ugh, I'm leaving."
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I need her to make me food. I must get her to stay.
"I need her to make me food. I must get her to stay."
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I have an idea.
"I have an idea."
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- Are you upset because I drugged you?
"- Are you upset because I drugged you?"
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Did you ever love me?
"Did you ever love me?"
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- Once.
"- Once."
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♪
"♪"
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- Huh.
"- Huh."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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that Dr. Vanderspeigle is suggesting sending him away?
"that Dr. Vanderspeigle is suggesting sending him away?"
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when I was a kid. - Oh.
"when I was a kid. - Oh."
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Like how drug addicts are quiet?
"Like how drug addicts are quiet?"
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And I have reason to believe that same someone
"And I have reason to believe that same someone"
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- I can.
"- I can."
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- Well, you can't a lot more than you can.
"- Well, you can't a lot more than you can."
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You see this badge? What the hell you doing?
"You see this badge? What the hell you doing?"
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Who else at the clinic might have done it?
"Who else at the clinic might have done it?"
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- Oh.
"- Oh."
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Looks like somebody wants to dance, huh?
"Looks like somebody wants to dance, huh?"
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- Oh, thank you, Mayor.
"- Oh, thank you, Mayor."
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I've been busting my ass on this one.
"I've been busting my ass on this one."
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- Okay, good, good.
"- Okay, good, good."
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- Why you acting all weird, huh?
"- Why you acting all weird, huh?"
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- This is my fault.
"- This is my fault."
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but I wanted to keep it so I could get home.
"but I wanted to keep it so I could get home."
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Now they have it. What do I have?
"Now they have it. What do I have?"
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Nothing.
"Nothing."
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medication.
"medication."
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[coughs]
"[coughs]"
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Thought I'd cook up one of these steaks
"Thought I'd cook up one of these steaks"
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I heard you screwing my wife
"I heard you screwing my wife"
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Such a loser.
"Such a loser."
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I have a handsome face and a nice house.
"I have a handsome face and a nice house."
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And that makes you more than just a loser.
"And that makes you more than just a loser."
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- Don't call me that.
"- Don't call me that."
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♪
"♪"
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[shouts angrily]
"[shouts angrily]"
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- [gasps]
"- [gasps]"
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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- Still dreaming. - [screams]
"- Still dreaming. - [screams]"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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[soft dramatic music]
"[soft dramatic music]"
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And we don't use the word hate in this family, remember?
"And we don't use the word hate in this family, remember?"
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You pulled out your hair and said, "I hate myself!"
"You pulled out your hair and said, "I hate myself!""
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- Mm-hmm. - Harry Potter is a freak.
"- Mm-hmm. - Harry Potter is a freak."
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You have to trust us that this is what's best for you.
"You have to trust us that this is what's best for you."
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♪
"♪"
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- This is my life now, human being,
"- This is my life now, human being,"
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occupy my time at a job I loathe,
"occupy my time at a job I loathe,"
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♪
"♪"
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- Oh!
"- Oh!"
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[tattoo gun buzzing]
"[tattoo gun buzzing]"
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I think I told them that you should rot
"I think I told them that you should rot"
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I have a lot of being human to do.
"I have a lot of being human to do."
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"Models needed."
""Models needed.""
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Sometimes, you just got to trust your gut, you know?
"Sometimes, you just got to trust your gut, you know?"
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♪ Threw it all out in a ditch ♪
"♪ Threw it all out in a ditch ♪"
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He was applying for a job, but my boss
"He was applying for a job, but my boss"
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a little toxic?
"a little toxic?"
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[game beeping and buzzing]
"[game beeping and buzzing]"
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- No.
"- No."
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- Jesus, Harry, you're a doctor.
"- Jesus, Harry, you're a doctor."
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♪ Whoa, whoa
"♪ Whoa, whoa"
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♪
"♪"
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[easy listening music]
"[easy listening music]"
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Wait, I had it.
"Wait, I had it."
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[laughter]
"[laughter]"
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- I'm on tenterhooks. [chuckles]
"- I'm on tenterhooks. [chuckles]"
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[soft dramatic music]
"[soft dramatic music]"
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- I had to blend in.
"- I had to blend in."
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- You are here just in time. Things are getting bad for us.
"- You are here just in time. Things are getting bad for us."
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I don't think he's ever been high.
"I don't think he's ever been high."
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- I think there is something wrong with that guy.
"- I think there is something wrong with that guy."
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- Who?
"- Who?"
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Look, you already know the answer.
"Look, you already know the answer."
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Don't tell them I crashed. See you.
"Don't tell them I crashed. See you."
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very terrible beach books. - [chuckles]
"very terrible beach books. - [chuckles]"
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I couldn't even see that.
"I couldn't even see that."
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- The green glow. - Oh, right.
"- The green glow. - Oh, right."
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maybe you can help me find my device.
"maybe you can help me find my device."
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Hey, can you have your mother
"Hey, can you have your mother"
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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- I peed in your bed.
"- I peed in your bed."
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Do you want to be on the "Dateline"?
"Do you want to be on the "Dateline"?"
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- Do you want to be on the "Dateline,"
"- Do you want to be on the "Dateline,""
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- There's been a mistake. - A mistake?
"- There's been a mistake. - A mistake?"
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so shame on him.
"so shame on him."
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- Do you have any idea what you've put us through?
"- Do you have any idea what you've put us through?"
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- Because we've never encountered
"- Because we've never encountered"
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Please just give me more time.
"Please just give me more time."
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- I don't think that's supposed to be funny.
"- I don't think that's supposed to be funny."
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[soft dramatic music]
"[soft dramatic music]"
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- The energy from our technology
"- The energy from our technology"
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I will construct something to assist your eyeball.
"I will construct something to assist your eyeball."
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Consider it a radio.
"Consider it a radio."
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♪
"♪"
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- That's crazy. - My thoughts exactly.
"- That's crazy. - My thoughts exactly."
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- There's no talking to him. - No way, there's nothing--
"- There's no talking to him. - No way, there's nothing--"
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- None taken. - Yeah.
"- None taken. - Yeah."
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[knocks at door]
"[knocks at door]"
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- What are the lightbulbs for? - The lamp on my bedside table.
"- What are the lightbulbs for? - The lamp on my bedside table."
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so that's not too bad.
"so that's not too bad."
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Oh, you fast.
"Oh, you fast."
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