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Clips from Resident Alien - Family Day (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2025 Season 2, Episode 5 45 min ★ 8.0/10 (92,773 ratings) 987 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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Mike, you're the only one he would have trusted with him.
"Mike, you're the only one he would have trusted with him."
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[somber music]
"[somber music]"
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♪
"♪"
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[puppy whimpers] - [sighs]
"[puppy whimpers] - [sighs]"
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You take care of yourself, okay?
"You take care of yourself, okay?"
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Thanks. Thanks, man.
"Thanks. Thanks, man."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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[sniffles] I miss him, too, Cletus.
"[sniffles] I miss him, too, Cletus."
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- [whimpers] - [sniffles]
"- [whimpers] - [sniffles]"
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Welcome to your new home.
"Welcome to your new home."
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[laidback acoustic strumming]
"[laidback acoustic strumming]"
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♪
"♪"
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1,900 miles--
"1,900 miles--"
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that's how close I am to New York City,
"that's how close I am to New York City,"
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to one of my people.
"to one of my people."
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1,900 miles from standing in front of a being
"1,900 miles from standing in front of a being"
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who knows what I know...
"who knows what I know..."
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who has stood in the ice wind desert as a child.
"who has stood in the ice wind desert as a child."
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I am different now.
"I am different now."
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Asta knows this version of me,
"Asta knows this version of me,"
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but I am 1,900 miles from being with someone
"but I am 1,900 miles from being with someone"
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who knows the alien part of me--
"who knows the alien part of me--"
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the real me.
"the real me."
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[Dana Sipos' "Hoodoo"]
"[Dana Sipos' "Hoodoo"]"
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So why can I not dial this number?
"So why can I not dial this number?"
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♪ Hoodoos
"♪ Hoodoos"
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♪
"♪"
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♪ Do not take their shape for you ♪
"♪ Do not take their shape for you ♪"
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♪ Trace your eye down their rocky spire ♪
"♪ Trace your eye down their rocky spire ♪"
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♪ Laced with limestone and wind and fire ♪
"♪ Laced with limestone and wind and fire ♪"
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♪
"♪"
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- Hey. - Oh.
"- Hey. - Oh."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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♪
"♪"
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It was nice to talk to you last night.
"It was nice to talk to you last night."
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Kind of felt like old times again.
"Kind of felt like old times again."
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What? - Oh.
"What? - Oh."
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W-what--what are you upset about?
"W-what--what are you upset about?"
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Nothing happened. All we did was talk about Jay.
"Nothing happened. All we did was talk about Jay."
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- Yeah, I know. - Asta.
"- Yeah, I know. - Asta."
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- I shouldn't have come here. - I did--
"- I shouldn't have come here. - I did--"
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Please, you don't have to go. - Yes, I do.
"Please, you don't have to go. - Yes, I do."
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♪ It lives in a fistful of sky ♪
"♪ It lives in a fistful of sky ♪"
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♪ Just beyond your reach
"♪ Just beyond your reach"
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♪
"♪"
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Nice seeing you at Laurant's last night.
"Nice seeing you at Laurant's last night."
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Mm, mm.
"Mm, mm."
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I saw you left pretty quickly.
"I saw you left pretty quickly."
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You know, if there's ever anything
"You know, if there's ever anything"
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you want to talk about, like, no big deal,
"you want to talk about, like, no big deal,"
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but you can talk to me.
"but you can talk to me."
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[sighs] Thank you, Deputy.
"[sighs] Thank you, Deputy."
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Now that you mention it,
"Now that you mention it,"
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I'd like to know what you've been scribbling down
"I'd like to know what you've been scribbling down"
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in your little notebook there.
"in your little notebook there."
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You doing another solo investigation?
"You doing another solo investigation?"
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Do you remember my dress you picked up from the cleaners?
"Do you remember my dress you picked up from the cleaners?"
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The one I don't remember dropping off?
"The one I don't remember dropping off?"
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And what dress you talking about?
"And what dress you talking about?"
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You talking about that green dress,
"You talking about that green dress,"
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or you talking about that dress you talk about every day
"or you talking about that dress you talk about every day"
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like it's some kind of government conspiracy?
"like it's some kind of government conspiracy?"
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- You have to admit it's weird. - [sighs]
"- You have to admit it's weird. - [sighs]"
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Basically the whole day is a blank.
"Basically the whole day is a blank."
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Do you remember it? - I mean, no.
"Do you remember it? - I mean, no."
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But I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning.
"But I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning."
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You know, ask me what color socks I'm wearing.
"You know, ask me what color socks I'm wearing."
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What color socks are you wearing?
"What color socks are you wearing?"
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Well, actually, I'm wearing black socks
"Well, actually, I'm wearing black socks"
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'cause that's all I own-- is black socks.
"'cause that's all I own-- is black socks."
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But if I did own socks that was a different color,
"But if I did own socks that was a different color,"
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I wouldn't remember what color I was wearing.
"I wouldn't remember what color I was wearing."
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You know why? It don't matter.
"You know why? It don't matter."
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Sir, you might want to look at this.
"Sir, you might want to look at this."
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What the hell she doing? That's Miss Taylor bike.
"What the hell she doing? That's Miss Taylor bike."
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Oh, shit. Hell, no. Hell, no!
"Oh, shit. Hell, no. Hell, no!"
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Hey, get off that bike! Get off that damn bike!
"Hey, get off that bike! Get off that damn bike!"
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That ain't your bike. - Come on, Sheriff!
"That ain't your bike. - Come on, Sheriff!"
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Hey, I can outrun that bike!
"Hey, I can outrun that bike!"
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Ellen?
"Ellen?"
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[object rolling]
"[object rolling]"
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Hey, Ellen, can you cover for me?
"Hey, Ellen, can you cover for me?"
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I got to take care of something.
"I got to take care of something."
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- Sure. - Okay. Thanks.
"- Sure. - Okay. Thanks."
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I won't be long.
"I won't be long."
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Close call. [sighs]
"Close call. [sighs]"
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Almost as close as you were
"Almost as close as you were"
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to getting your eye poked out by a tree.
"to getting your eye poked out by a tree."
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In my defense, I had just had dinner with my parents.
"In my defense, I had just had dinner with my parents."
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Also, that tree was waving pretty wildly.
"Also, that tree was waving pretty wildly."
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Listen, as a medical professional,
"Listen, as a medical professional,"
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I suggest you drink a little less.
"I suggest you drink a little less."
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But as a single bitch living in this dead-ass town,
"But as a single bitch living in this dead-ass town,"
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I suggest you invite me out next time.
"I suggest you invite me out next time."
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Wow.
"Wow."
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All right.
"All right."
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- Yeah, there's more of that. - Okay.
"- Yeah, there's more of that. - Okay."
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[quirky music]
"[quirky music]"
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♪
"♪"
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What do you mean you got a phone number from an alien?
"What do you mean you got a phone number from an alien?"
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Why didn't you tell me sooner? What did they say?
"Why didn't you tell me sooner? What did they say?"
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Well, I did not call. It might be a trap.
"Well, I did not call. It might be a trap."
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It's not a trap.
"It's not a trap."
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If you worried more about traps,
"If you worried more about traps,"
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then you would still be in the ocean
"then you would still be in the ocean"
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instead of in a box of water in the mountains. [laughs]
"instead of in a box of water in the mountains. [laughs]"
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Does this thing have to keep popping into my head?
"Does this thing have to keep popping into my head?"
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You think I like it in there?
"You think I like it in there?"
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It's darker than the woods in a Tim Burton movie.
"It's darker than the woods in a Tim Burton movie."
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You shut the hell up about what's in my head
"You shut the hell up about what's in my head"
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and stop putting the TV on in front of this thing.
"and stop putting the TV on in front of this thing."
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He's not calling
"He's not calling"
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because he's afraid his people will reject him.
"because he's afraid his people will reject him."
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He's worried he's too human.
"He's worried he's too human."
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That is a lie!
"That is a lie!"
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Liars do not get food. - I'm kidding.
"Liars do not get food. - I'm kidding."
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Can't you take a joke? It's obviously a trap.
"Can't you take a joke? It's obviously a trap."
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Good octopus.
"Good octopus."
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Okay. We don't have any other leads.
"Okay. We don't have any other leads."
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And if we don't do anything, everyone is going to die.
"And if we don't do anything, everyone is going to die."
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