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Clips from Resident Alien - An Alien in New York (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2025 Season 2, Episode 6 45 min ★ 8.0/10 (92,773 ratings) 942 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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and I'll work on digging up some more proof.
"and I'll work on digging up some more proof."
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Just give me a few months, okay?
"Just give me a few months, okay?"
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Sam, I promise.
"Sam, I promise."
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Two months.
"Two months."
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♪
"♪"
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Sam Hodges was just here.
"Sam Hodges was just here."
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He's threatening to go to the police.
"He's threatening to go to the police."
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♪
"♪"
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What do you want me to do?
"What do you want me to do?"
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♪
"♪"
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"Mayor Ben's Major Bomb."
""Mayor Ben's Major Bomb.""
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Man.
"Man."
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"Experiencing Ben Hawthorne's Family Day play,
""Experiencing Ben Hawthorne's Family Day play,"
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"you feel as if you're standing in a mine
""you feel as if you're standing in a mine"
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"holding a stick of lit dynamite,
""holding a stick of lit dynamite,"
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counting down the seconds until it's finally over."
"counting down the seconds until it's finally over.""
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I don't read the "Patience Post,"
"I don't read the "Patience Post,""
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and neither does anyone else 'cause it's a garbage paper.
"and neither does anyone else 'cause it's a garbage paper."
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Yeah, well, maybe nobody else reads it
"Yeah, well, maybe nobody else reads it"
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'cause you got all the copies here in your office.
"'cause you got all the copies here in your office."
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The town deserves the truth,
"The town deserves the truth,"
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you know, not lies written by a girl I went to school with
"you know, not lies written by a girl I went to school with"
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and hates me 'cause I'm great at times tables.
"and hates me 'cause I'm great at times tables."
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Uh, 6 times 5 is 30. Still got it.
"Uh, 6 times 5 is 30. Still got it."
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Yeah, you still got it.
"Yeah, you still got it."
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But maybe, uh, you should keep reading, though.
"But maybe, uh, you should keep reading, though."
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Look at that.
"Look at that."
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Jessup is trying to build a five-star resort
"Jessup is trying to build a five-star resort"
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to boost tourism. - Great.
"to boost tourism. - Great."
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I'll get revenge on their mayor by stress vomiting
"I'll get revenge on their mayor by stress vomiting"
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in their Michelin star restaurant.
"in their Michelin star restaurant."
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Well, man, not if it's your restaurant first.
"Well, man, not if it's your restaurant first."
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I mean, the resort company's still in the scouting phase.
"I mean, the resort company's still in the scouting phase."
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Who says it's got to be Jessup?
"Who says it's got to be Jessup?"
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That Grady property up on the ridge
"That Grady property up on the ridge"
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is already begging to be developed.
"is already begging to be developed."
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A resort? Huh.
"A resort? Huh."
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Could be a great way to increase tourism,
"Could be a great way to increase tourism,"
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you know, get some money coming in.
"you know, get some money coming in."
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Exactly. More tourism, more revenue.
"Exactly. More tourism, more revenue."
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I can get that air fryer for the break room.
"I can get that air fryer for the break room."
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Health is wealth. You understand?
"Health is wealth. You understand?"
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Huh. Yeah, I'll-- I'll poll the town,
"Huh. Yeah, I'll-- I'll poll the town,"
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see if the idea resonates with people.
"see if the idea resonates with people."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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That's a great idea. - Yeah.
"That's a great idea. - Yeah."
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And you should also get a banner
"And you should also get a banner"
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to fly all over Colorado that says,
"to fly all over Colorado that says,"
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"Please steal our resort idea."
""Please steal our resort idea.""
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Hmm. Not sure the sarcasm is necessary.
"Hmm. Not sure the sarcasm is necessary."
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Look, I'm sorry, all right? I'm just tired, you know.
"Look, I'm sorry, all right? I'm just tired, you know."
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Cletus is in this humping stage.
"Cletus is in this humping stage."
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You know, I had to spend half the night
"You know, I had to spend half the night"
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defending my easy chair.
"defending my easy chair."
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Speaking of, do you know anything about, uh,
"Speaking of, do you know anything about, uh,"
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getting stains out of couch cushions?
"getting stains out of couch cushions?"
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I mean deep stains.
"I mean deep stains."
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No, you know anything about getting disgusting images
"No, you know anything about getting disgusting images"
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out of my head?
"out of my head?"
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No.
"No."
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Don't tell nobody about that resort idea.
"Don't tell nobody about that resort idea."
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It doesn't matter what clothes you wear.
"It doesn't matter what clothes you wear."
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You're still gonna be covered in that gross skin suit
"You're still gonna be covered in that gross skin suit"
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when you meet this alien.
"when you meet this alien."
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You're just jealous because I discovered
"You're just jealous because I discovered"
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another alien who is my people, my real family.
"another alien who is my people, my real family."
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You are just a distant cousin who lives in a mobile home.
"You are just a distant cousin who lives in a mobile home."
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Hey, cousins are real family.
"Hey, cousins are real family."
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I'm at least more family
"I'm at least more family"
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than that dumb land seal sitting next to you.
"than that dumb land seal sitting next to you."
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Do not talk badly about this beast.
"Do not talk badly about this beast."
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When I give him treats, he is happy!
"When I give him treats, he is happy!"
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When I give you shrimps, all you do is complain.
"When I give you shrimps, all you do is complain."
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All I said was,
"All I said was,"
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"Could you serve them with a smile?"
""Could you serve them with a smile?""
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Mm.
"Mm."
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Close the shutters.
"Close the shutters."
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Dark storm cloud is approaching.
"Dark storm cloud is approaching."
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- Ah, ha ha! - Eat shit, bottom-feeder.
"- Ah, ha ha! - Eat shit, bottom-feeder."
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We fly later tonight,
"We fly later tonight,"
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but I maxed out my credit cards,
"but I maxed out my credit cards,"
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so eat a lot before you go 'cause we can't afford food.
"so eat a lot before you go 'cause we can't afford food."
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Money is not a problem.
"Money is not a problem."
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We can just take some from the money bag.
"We can just take some from the money bag."
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Yeah, sure.
"Yeah, sure."
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What the...?
"What the...?"
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Where the hell did you get all this money?
"Where the hell did you get all this money?"
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It came with the house.
"It came with the house."
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And there is one coupon
"And there is one coupon"
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for a free sundae at Mrs. Peaches Ice Cream.
"for a free sundae at Mrs. Peaches Ice Cream."
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Do you know where I can find this Mrs. Peaches?
"Do you know where I can find this Mrs. Peaches?"
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Harry, houses don't just come with duffel bags full of money.
"Harry, houses don't just come with duffel bags full of money."
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What is this?
"What is this?"
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Holy shit!
"Holy shit!"
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It's Sam and the real Harry Vanderspeigle.
"It's Sam and the real Harry Vanderspeigle."
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That is the daughter-child
"That is the daughter-child"
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b-before her hair turned green.
"b-before her hair turned green."
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Look, Sam wrote Harry a note.
"Look, Sam wrote Harry a note."
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"Harry, you wanted more evidence
""Harry, you wanted more evidence"
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- "against Galvan/ - Powell Group.
"- "against Galvan/ - Powell Group."
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Here. Call me."
"Here. Call me.""
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These are Sam's medical records.
"These are Sam's medical records."
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What are they doing here?
"What are they doing here?"
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You didn't see this at the bottom of the bag?
"You didn't see this at the bottom of the bag?"
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I got distracted by the coupon.
"I got distracted by the coupon."
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- Who the hell - is Galvan/ - Powell Group?
"- Who the hell - is Galvan/ - Powell Group?"
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Mm.
"Mm."
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Okay, people do not just carry this much cash on them.
"Okay, people do not just carry this much cash on them."
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And--and if they do, it's because they stole it
"And--and if they do, it's because they stole it"
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or they were paid to do something illegal.
"or they were paid to do something illegal."
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He was a bad man.
"He was a bad man."
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Real Harry killed Sam, so maybe, uh,
"Real Harry killed Sam, so maybe, uh,"
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- Galvan/ - Powell Group was behind it somehow?
"- Galvan/ - Powell Group was behind it somehow?"
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But why would anyone want to kill Sam?
"But why would anyone want to kill Sam?"
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And why did Sam give Harry his medical records?
"And why did Sam give Harry his medical records?"
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And why do you have a dog?
"And why do you have a dog?"
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I'm a dog person now.
"I'm a dog person now."
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♪
"♪"
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I was just looking at the call logs.
"I was just looking at the call logs."
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