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Clips from Resident Alien - The Alien Within (S02E02)
"- Previously on "Resident Alien"..."
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"- Ah!"
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"- I'm Goliath."
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"There is an alien race that's planning"
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"to take over the Earth."
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"[alien screeches] - Wha..."
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"I do not know who they are or what they are doing here."
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"It's dangerous."
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"I need to find this baby"
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"so I can get the rest of Goliath's message."
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"- An alien!"
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"- That baby belongs to me!"
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"Come to me. [teeth chattering]"
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"- Run, baby!"
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"And remember, look both ways when crossing the street."
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"- I've got good news."
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"The resort company has officially put an offer"
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"on the Grady land. - What resort?"
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"You can't put a resort in Patience."
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"- You were right about Ethan."
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"He's not an alien."
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"- I think the real alien might still be in Patience."
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"[eerie music]"
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"* *"
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"- When I first came to Earth,"
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"I was forced to use Harry Vanderspeigle's body"
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"to blend in."
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"But over time that body changed"
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"from just being a way of hiding"
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"to who I became."
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"And I am attached to it the way I was attached"
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"to Asta and the way I still am to her memory."
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"She died a long time ago."
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"And after so many decades,"
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"it's hard for me to shed this skin,"
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"because it reminds me of the way things used to be"
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"before everything changed."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"* *"
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"[Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]"
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"[laid-back acoustic strumming]"
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"* *"
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"- Offspring on my planet do not form attachments."
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"That is a purely human trait."
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"So it was obviously the weaker human side of the baby"
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"which made him listen to Max's friend,"
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"that meat sack wrapped in children's clothing."
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"[sniffing]"
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"She told him to run away from me."
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"But I have something she does not."
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"I speak the baby's language."
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"[imitating bird calls]"
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"[birds chirping]"
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"[water trickling]"
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"- I feel like Erin Brockovich,"
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"testing water and solving crimes."
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"Maybe one day they'll make a movie about me."
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"- Hmm, you know, if they do make a movie,"
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"I want to play myself,"
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"a handsome, rugged sheriff keeping the streets safe"
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"in a quaint Colorado town, right,"
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"until Bigfoot shows up to kill everybody."
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"But I recognize his beautiful soul,"
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"and I teach him to speak English."
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"He teaches me how to play the guitar."
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"See, that's a movie."
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"- That sounds like a movie that's about just you,"
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"and it has nothing to do with environmental justice."
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"- It's gotta do with America wanting to see me sing"
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"a duet with Bigfoot."
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"My God. That's off the charts."
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"- Yup."
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"- This water's poison."
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"- Maybe we should take a look at a map"
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"and see what's upstream that could cause this."
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"- No, police work ain't done with no map."
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"It's more tactile."
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"Police work is done in the real world."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"Hey, you know what?"
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"Maybe in my movie, I got a trusty sidekick, right,"
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"who does all the paperwork."
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"And I'm just spitballing here, right,"
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"but maybe she provides comic relief,"
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"'cause she's always bumping into things."
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"You see? You see how I said "she" right?"
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"That's 'cause I believe in equality. [chuckles]"
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"- Yes, you are a true champion for women everywhere."
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"* *"
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"* *"
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"- I need to talk to you."
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"- I like Halloween!"
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"I think it is funny that humans like decorating"
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"with other dead humans."
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"I am pretending that this gentleman"
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"worked at a grocery store before he was murdered."
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"- Cool."
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"Look, I need more information on this alien race"
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"that you said is trying to take over the Earth."
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"You know, I was on the internet the other day,"
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"and there's something called Insectoids,"
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"like a big, giant bug person alien thing."
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"I-I--what the hell?"
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"I do not want to be squashed by a big bug person."
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"- The internet is wrong."
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"- Oh, okay."
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"Good."
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"- No, the Insectoids, they do not squash."
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"They like to eat other beings"
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"while they are still alive and struggling. [chuckles]"
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"- You're not helping."
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"- There are so many alien races."
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"There are Tall Whites, Arcturians."
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"There are Blue Avians, which are very beautiful"
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"if you are attracted to bird faces,"
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"which, of course, I am."
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"I will not know which alien race is here until I receive"
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"the rest of Goliath's message."
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"You can thank Max's stupid friend for interfering."
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"- You can't blame Sahar."
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