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Clips from Resident Alien - The Wire (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2025 Season 2, Episode 2 45 min ★ 8.0/10 (92,773 ratings) 960 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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Have you--is it supposed to rain tomorrow still?
"Have you--is it supposed to rain tomorrow still?"
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Why are you acting so weird?
"Why are you acting so weird?"
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- What? - Oh, my God.
"- What? - Oh, my God."
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Are you uncomfortable because you kissed me last week?
"Are you uncomfortable because you kissed me last week?"
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Wow, just gonna shout that in public.
"Wow, just gonna shout that in public."
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That's wonderful.
"That's wonderful."
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It was actually you who kissed me.
"It was actually you who kissed me."
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Oh, no siree, no. That's not how it went down.
"Oh, no siree, no. That's not how it went down."
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- It is how it went down. - You want me to reenact it?
"- It is how it went down. - You want me to reenact it?"
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Look, I'll be you, you be me, and I'll kiss you.
"Look, I'll be you, you be me, and I'll kiss you."
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grab your butt, and show you how you did it.
"grab your butt, and show you how you did it."
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Come on. Come on over here.
"Come on. Come on over here."
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- No, no. - I'll demonstrate.
"- No, no. - I'll demonstrate."
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- Very funny. - That's how you were.
"- Very funny. - That's how you were."
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- Not gonna happen. - You were like--
"- Not gonna happen. - You were like--"
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- No. - Handy.
"- No. - Handy."
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Oh, you're touching my butt. You're touching my butt.
"Oh, you're touching my butt. You're touching my butt."
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- Nope. - You're touching my butt.
"- Nope. - You're touching my butt."
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I didn't touch her...
"I didn't touch her..."
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Oh, I love the new sign, by the way.
"Oh, I love the new sign, by the way."
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"♪"
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I want this person arrested.
"I want this person arrested."
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You even know who did it?
"You even know who did it?"
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Pretty obvious, mayor of Jessup.
"Pretty obvious, mayor of Jessup."
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Didn't you see his anti-Patience ad?
"Didn't you see his anti-Patience ad?"
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Yeah, it's horrible.
"Yeah, it's horrible."
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Ooh, looking forward to the corn maze though.
"Ooh, looking forward to the corn maze though."
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Oh, me too, I heard a rumor, back in the '70s, a kid
"Oh, me too, I heard a rumor, back in the '70s, a kid"
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got lost in it for two weeks and had to eat his friend.
"got lost in it for two weeks and had to eat his friend."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Now, see, that's a goddamn good maze.
"Now, see, that's a goddamn good maze."
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Sure, kids eating kids is fine in Jessup.
"Sure, kids eating kids is fine in Jessup."
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We find one foot in our lake,
"We find one foot in our lake,"
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suddenly people think our town isn't safe.
"suddenly people think our town isn't safe."
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Brutal murder of a town doctor didn't help.
"Brutal murder of a town doctor didn't help."
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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Well, and the next doctor disappearing.
"Well, and the next doctor disappearing."
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I mean, people just don't vanish.
"I mean, people just don't vanish."
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Kidnapper's still on the loose.
"Kidnapper's still on the loose."
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And the whole sign's coming down.
"And the whole sign's coming down."
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Soon all of this will be over.
"Soon all of this will be over."
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Their unending consumption and gluttony will be done,
"Their unending consumption and gluttony will be done,"
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and Asta and I will be safe in the bunker.
"and Asta and I will be safe in the bunker."
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But if everyone is gone,
"But if everyone is gone,"
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who will keep the bunker clean?
"who will keep the bunker clean?"
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I hate cleaning,
"I hate cleaning,"
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and from the look of Asta's car,
"and from the look of Asta's car,"
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she's a real piglet.
"she's a real piglet."
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- More coffee? - Great.
"- More coffee? - Great."
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Maybe Asta's giant father could be
"Maybe Asta's giant father could be"
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in the bunker with us.
"in the bunker with us."
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He can cook and clean,
"He can cook and clean,"
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and his aftershave smells like fryer grease.
"and his aftershave smells like fryer grease."
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No, it wouldn't work. They are father and daughter.
"No, it wouldn't work. They are father and daughter."
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They may turn against me and make me their servant.
"They may turn against me and make me their servant."
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- You look tired. - I am.
"- You look tired. - I am."
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My dreams have turned evil.
"My dreams have turned evil."
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Sounds like a nightmare,
"Sounds like a nightmare,"
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mind's way of working out fear or guilt.
"mind's way of working out fear or guilt."
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So what's going on, Harry?
"So what's going on, Harry?"
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I'm building a bunker to save Asta
"I'm building a bunker to save Asta"
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from a total extinction event, and I'm going to lock you out
"from a total extinction event, and I'm going to lock you out"
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and then sweep up your ashes with a dustpan.
"and then sweep up your ashes with a dustpan."
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Nothing.
"Nothing."
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♪
"♪"
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You know, we really need this.
"You know, we really need this."
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We work way too hard.
"We work way too hard."
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You're actually supposed to be working today, D'arce.
"You're actually supposed to be working today, D'arce."
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Well "Load" was supposed to be Metallica's comeback album,
"Well "Load" was supposed to be Metallica's comeback album,"
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but life comes at you fast.
"but life comes at you fast."
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Can you at least take these sandwiches
"Can you at least take these sandwiches"
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down to the VIP group in Sheep's Meadow?
"down to the VIP group in Sheep's Meadow?"
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And please don't moon the tour groups.
"And please don't moon the tour groups."
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You got it, and we'll see.
"You got it, and we'll see."
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Ready to go.
"Ready to go."
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♪ Simplicity, simplicity
"♪ Simplicity, simplicity"
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♪ Definitely becomin' me, becomin' me ♪
"♪ Definitely becomin' me, becomin' me ♪"
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Yeah, baby, whoo!
"Yeah, baby, whoo!"
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Dead ahead! - Dead ahead!
"Dead ahead! - Dead ahead!"
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Whoo!
"Whoo!"
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♪ New name on an old face, a place I can escape ♪
"♪ New name on an old face, a place I can escape ♪"
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♪ All the noise, all the noise ♪
"♪ All the noise, all the noise ♪"
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Hold still. You're gonna get cut.
"Hold still. You're gonna get cut."
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I always knew I was very mature for my age.
"I always knew I was very mature for my age."
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I'm not trying to brag, but I've had BO for a year.
"I'm not trying to brag, but I've had BO for a year."
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You're not mature.
"You're not mature."
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You still laugh at scatological humor.
"You still laugh at scatological humor."
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What's that?
"What's that?"
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Poop jokes.
"Poop jokes."
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Poop. - Wake up.
"Poop. - Wake up."
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This happened to you because you went to space.
"This happened to you because you went to space."
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I don't think that's how space works.
"I don't think that's how space works."
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Well, it's definitely not how puberty works,
"Well, it's definitely not how puberty works,"
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so what else could it be?
"so what else could it be?"
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I have no idea.
"I have no idea."
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♪
"♪"
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Hey, guys.
"Hey, guys."
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I brought you some toaster strudel and fruit punch.
"I brought you some toaster strudel and fruit punch."
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It's okay, Mom. We're not hungry.
"It's okay, Mom. We're not hungry."
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No thank you.
"No thank you."
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My mom said if you offered me any junk food,
"My mom said if you offered me any junk food,"
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I should say no because it will slowly kill me.
"I should say no because it will slowly kill me."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Not junk, tasty snacks.
"Not junk, tasty snacks."
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What the hell?
"What the hell?"
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♪
"♪"
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♪ Oh, I'm sailing away my own true love ♪
"♪ Oh, I'm sailing away my own true love ♪"
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And we're gonna take things down a notch
"And we're gonna take things down a notch"
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by mellowing out with the closing track
"by mellowing out with the closing track"
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from Asta's junior year birthday mix.
"from Asta's junior year birthday mix."
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Start with a party, end with a vibe.
"Start with a party, end with a vibe."
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That's what I always say on KPRJ radio.
"That's what I always say on KPRJ radio."
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Kind of describes that year in general.
"Kind of describes that year in general."
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Why?
"Why?"
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♪
"♪"
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♪ From the place where I'll be landing ♪
"♪ From the place where I'll be landing ♪"
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Right, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put it on--
"Right, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put it on--"
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No, no, it's good.
"No, no, it's good."
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I listened to this song a million times
"I listened to this song a million times"
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while I was pregnant with Jay.
"while I was pregnant with Jay."
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