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Clips from Resident Alien - Radio Harry (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2025 Season 2, Episode 4 45 min ★ 8.0/10 (92,773 ratings) 831 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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Resident Alien
What do you think about the new one?
"What do you think about the new one?"
Resident Alien
I'm not sure yet...
"I'm not sure yet..."
Resident Alien
but I'll find out.
"but I'll find out."
Resident Alien
I'll find the truth about all of them.
"I'll find the truth about all of them."
Resident Alien
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"♪"
Resident Alien
Children, a pestilence.
"Children, a pestilence."
Resident Alien
They are not so much born, but replicate like a virus,
"They are not so much born, but replicate like a virus,"
Resident Alien
continuing humanity's path toward destruction.
"continuing humanity's path toward destruction."
Resident Alien
Plus, it is illegal to make them work,
"Plus, it is illegal to make them work,"
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so they are just gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
"so they are just gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe."
Resident Alien
Listen up, skin bags.
"Listen up, skin bags."
Resident Alien
I have built a radio to tell my people
"I have built a radio to tell my people"
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not to come and kill everyone, including you.
"not to come and kill everyone, including you."
Resident Alien
That was difficult.
"That was difficult."
Resident Alien
I am now the savior of the human race,
"I am now the savior of the human race,"
Resident Alien
so you can give me my alien ball back.
"so you can give me my alien ball back."
Resident Alien
I would, but I gave your ball to my dad.
"I would, but I gave your ball to my dad."
Resident Alien
He uses it to golf.
"He uses it to golf."
Resident Alien
You cannot golf with that ball.
"You cannot golf with that ball."
Resident Alien
Maybe you can't because you're a bad golfer,
"Maybe you can't because you're a bad golfer,"
Resident Alien
but he got a hole in one, and in that hole was bird poop.
"but he got a hole in one, and in that hole was bird poop."
Resident Alien
So now your silver alien ball is covered in bird poop.
"So now your silver alien ball is covered in bird poop."
Resident Alien
I changed my mind.
"I changed my mind."
Resident Alien
I am going to tell my people to save everyone but you,
"I am going to tell my people to save everyone but you,"
Resident Alien
and when you are dead, I'm going to freeze you
"and when you are dead, I'm going to freeze you"
Resident Alien
and make snow cones out of your gross, dead ice
"and make snow cones out of your gross, dead ice"
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and add the worst snow cone flavor to it--papaya.
"and add the worst snow cone flavor to it--papaya."
Resident Alien
That's dark.
"That's dark."
Resident Alien
You know what I'm gonna do to you?
"You know what I'm gonna do to you?"
Resident Alien
What could you do to me?
"What could you do to me?"
Resident Alien
You are a monster.
"You are a monster."
Resident Alien
You will bring me my alien ball.
"You will bring me my alien ball."
Resident Alien
You sick, broken child.
"You sick, broken child."
Resident Alien
That's cool.
"That's cool."
Resident Alien
He's building a radio to save us.
"He's building a radio to save us."
Resident Alien
Are you a goldfish? It's not a radio.
"Are you a goldfish? It's not a radio."
Resident Alien
It's a bomb.
"It's a bomb."
Resident Alien
Humans live to consume,
"Humans live to consume,"
Resident Alien
and their appetites are endless.
"and their appetites are endless."
Resident Alien
They drop garbage on the ground
"They drop garbage on the ground"
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wherever they go.
"wherever they go."
Resident Alien
Earth is like a house they've lit on fire
"Earth is like a house they've lit on fire"
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but continue to live in,
"but continue to live in,"
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and they use the Earth's resources
"and they use the Earth's resources"
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to make ugly things like teal Crocs
"to make ugly things like teal Crocs"
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and truck ducks.
"and truck ducks."
Resident Alien
You rock, D'arcy!
"You rock, D'arcy!"
Resident Alien
D'arcy!
"D'arcy!"
Resident Alien
All right, D'arcy! Let's go, Patience!
"All right, D'arcy! Let's go, Patience!"
Resident Alien
Whoo!
"Whoo!"
Resident Alien
He seems like a nice guy. She looks happy.
"He seems like a nice guy. She looks happy."
Resident Alien
I am not engaging.
"I am not engaging."
Resident Alien
Keeping my distance, and you don't have to comment.
"Keeping my distance, and you don't have to comment."
Resident Alien
It's called boundaries.
"It's called boundaries."
Resident Alien
Could you hypothetically do a background check?
"Could you hypothetically do a background check?"
Resident Alien
Wait, nope. Say nothing.
"Wait, nope. Say nothing."
Resident Alien
All right, Patience!
"All right, Patience!"
Resident Alien
Let's hold 'em to zero runs.
"Let's hold 'em to zero runs."
Resident Alien
That's right, zero runs
"That's right, zero runs"
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on the board for Jessup.
"on the board for Jessup."
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Three for Patience.
"Three for Patience."
Resident Alien
Thus Patience-- better than Jessup.
"Thus Patience-- better than Jessup."
Resident Alien
Hey, there.
"Hey, there."
Resident Alien
Didn't recognize you not flat on your back.
"Didn't recognize you not flat on your back."
Resident Alien
That's nice hair, Bloom.
"That's nice hair, Bloom."
Resident Alien
Next time, I'll show you how to do a real braid.
"Next time, I'll show you how to do a real braid."
Resident Alien
Just let me know if you want me to have the pitcher
"Just let me know if you want me to have the pitcher"
Resident Alien
slow it down for you so you can get a hit.
"slow it down for you so you can get a hit."
Resident Alien
I'll take it as slow or as fast as you want to go.
"I'll take it as slow or as fast as you want to go."
Resident Alien
Second base, second base!
"Second base, second base!"
Resident Alien
Second! Second!
"Second! Second!"
Resident Alien
- Got him. - No way.
"- Got him. - No way."
Resident Alien
- You're out. - Yeah!
"- You're out. - Yeah!"
Resident Alien
Way to go D'arcy!
"Way to go D'arcy!"
Resident Alien
♪ Take it to the bank
"♪ Take it to the bank"
Resident Alien
♪ All the way, gang
"♪ All the way, gang"
Resident Alien
Fast enough for you?
"Fast enough for you?"
Resident Alien
Nice job, D'arcy!
"Nice job, D'arcy!"
Resident Alien
I'll be right back.
"I'll be right back."
Resident Alien
Sit in front of us.
"Sit in front of us."
Resident Alien
The fate of everyone on Earth is at stake.
"The fate of everyone on Earth is at stake."
Resident Alien
She thinks Harry's building a bomb.
"She thinks Harry's building a bomb."
Resident Alien
He's not. It's a radio.
"He's not. It's a radio."
Resident Alien
When somebody shows you who they are,
"When somebody shows you who they are,"
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believe them the first time.
"believe them the first time."
Resident Alien
That's pretty deep for someone your age.
"That's pretty deep for someone your age."
Resident Alien
It's Maya Angelou. Dr. Maya Angelou.
"It's Maya Angelou. Dr. Maya Angelou."
Resident Alien
An actual doctor,
"An actual doctor,"
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unlike the alien who pretended to be one.
"unlike the alien who pretended to be one."
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What else does he pretend to do?
"What else does he pretend to do?"
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- Oh! - Foul ball.
"- Oh! - Foul ball."
Resident Alien
Ha!
"Ha!"
Resident Alien
Ha ha ha. - Harry.
"Ha ha ha. - Harry."
Resident Alien
What are you looking at? Get your own ball.
"What are you looking at? Get your own ball."
Resident Alien
- Harry. - Mine.
"- Harry. - Mine."
Resident Alien
I just caught it. - Harry.
"I just caught it. - Harry."
Resident Alien
Here you go. - Thanks.
"Here you go. - Thanks."
Resident Alien
Good job, kid.
"Good job, kid."
Resident Alien
I want that back.
"I want that back."
Resident Alien
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
Resident Alien
Watching the game.
"Watching the game."
Resident Alien
When these hammy humans are finished,
"When these hammy humans are finished,"
Resident Alien
I'm going to pick the celestial flowers
"I'm going to pick the celestial flowers"
Resident Alien
that grew from the water of my spaceship.
"that grew from the water of my spaceship."
Resident Alien
It is for my radio.
"It is for my radio."
Resident Alien
What do flowers have to do with your radio?
"What do flowers have to do with your radio?"
Resident Alien
Plants have the most complex biochemistry
"Plants have the most complex biochemistry"
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of anything in nature,
"of anything in nature,"
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yet humans give them to say,
"yet humans give them to say,"
Resident Alien
"I love you.
""I love you."
Resident Alien
Here are some flowers. You are dead."
"Here are some flowers. You are dead.""
Resident Alien
I want to see this radio.
"I want to see this radio."
Resident Alien
Why is she looking at me like that?
"Why is she looking at me like that?"
Resident Alien
Do I have a booger on the edge of my nose?
"Do I have a booger on the edge of my nose?"
Resident Alien
Is it on my face?
"Is it on my face?"
Resident Alien
You know, I've always really been interested in radios.
"You know, I've always really been interested in radios."
Resident Alien
- Mm-hmm. - Like, how do they work?
"- Mm-hmm. - Like, how do they work?"
Resident Alien
You know, like this one, for instance.
"You know, like this one, for instance."
Resident Alien
Like, how does it actually send a signal across the universe
"Like, how does it actually send a signal across the universe"
Resident Alien