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Clips from Resident Alien - Old Friends (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2025 Season 2, Episode 1 45 min ★ 8.0/10 (92,773 ratings) 1,010 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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♪
"♪"
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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We gonna have a problem here, Sheriff?
"We gonna have a problem here, Sheriff?"
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What the hell is that on your foot?
"What the hell is that on your foot?"
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Oh, I think the street term for them is, uh, shitkickers.
"Oh, I think the street term for them is, uh, shitkickers."
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Oh, okay.
"Oh, okay."
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Let's see what they're called after
"Let's see what they're called after"
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I Sharpie a tiny dick on the toe.
"I Sharpie a tiny dick on the toe."
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"♪"
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I am putting my foot on the ground,
"I am putting my foot on the ground,"
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but not because you are threatening me.
"but not because you are threatening me."
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That leg position happens to be aggravating my sciatica.
"That leg position happens to be aggravating my sciatica."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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"♪"
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Field's closed!
"Field's closed!"
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No, it's not. [freewheel clicking]
"No, it's not. [freewheel clicking]"
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[air horn blasts]
"[air horn blasts]"
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You heard him. Field's closed.
"You heard him. Field's closed."
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There's an underground sewage leak.
"There's an underground sewage leak."
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Crew's on the way.
"Crew's on the way."
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It doesn't look like a sewage leak.
"It doesn't look like a sewage leak."
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It doesn't look like
"It doesn't look like"
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you understand what the word underground means either.
"you understand what the word underground means either."
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Go ahead.
"Go ahead."
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Walk across the field and breathe the sewage particulates
"Walk across the field and breathe the sewage particulates"
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into your lungs.
"into your lungs."
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By day two of the infection, your colon blocks off
"By day two of the infection, your colon blocks off"
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and poop comes out of your eyes.
"and poop comes out of your eyes."
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It's called eye-arrhea.
"It's called eye-arrhea."
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Yeah, I told you.
"Yeah, I told you."
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Is that true?
"Is that true?"
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I don't wanna breathe poop particles.
"I don't wanna breathe poop particles."
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No, I made it up.
"No, I made it up."
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I'm quick on my feet,
"I'm quick on my feet,"
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which will be great when I'm the first person on Mars.
"which will be great when I'm the first person on Mars."
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Not first woman, first person.
"Not first woman, first person."
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Now where is it? - Sahar!
"Now where is it? - Sahar!"
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[metallic clank]
"[metallic clank]"
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
"I'm okay. I'm okay."
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"♪"
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It's not uncommon with head injuries like his.
"It's not uncommon with head injuries like his."
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He needs rest.
"He needs rest."
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He will likely regain his memory again soon.
"He will likely regain his memory again soon."
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Mainly just needs somebody to keep an eye on him.
"Mainly just needs somebody to keep an eye on him."
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Okay, thanks.
"Okay, thanks."
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I will definitely keep my eye--
"I will definitely keep my eye--"
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oh, no.
"oh, no."
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[dramatic pop music]
"[dramatic pop music]"
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"♪"
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♪ Feel the warmth
"♪ Feel the warmth"
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♪ Feel my blood circling
"♪ Feel my blood circling"
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♪ Feel the warmth
"♪ Feel the warmth"
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♪ Feel my blood
"♪ Feel my blood"
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♪ Circling
"♪ Circling"
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♪
"♪"
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♪ Don't ever make me blue
"♪ Don't ever make me blue"
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♪ Don't ever sacrifice
"♪ Don't ever sacrifice"
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♪ Baby, let's keep it pure
"♪ Baby, let's keep it pure"
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"♪"
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♪ Pure
"♪ Pure"
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♪
"♪"
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♪ Asiumanniqi
"♪ Asiumanniqi"
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♪ Asiumanniqi
"♪ Asiumanniqi"
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♪ Naniinniqi
"♪ Naniinniqi"
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Max, time for lunch.
"Max, time for lunch."
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Max?
"Max?"
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Normal.
"Normal."
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Why are you doing this? I'm not sick.
"Why are you doing this? I'm not sick."
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You've been to outer space, which makes you my Guinea pig.
"You've been to outer space, which makes you my Guinea pig."
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I need to know the effect of space flight
"I need to know the effect of space flight"
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on the human body before I go to Mars.
"on the human body before I go to Mars."
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Have you experienced any dizzy spells?
"Have you experienced any dizzy spells?"
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No.
"No."
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- Rapid aging? - No.
"- Rapid aging? - No."
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Increased intellectual capability?
"Increased intellectual capability?"
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What?
"What?"
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That's a no.
"That's a no."
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Max!
"Max!"
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Uh-oh, we got a bogey.
"Uh-oh, we got a bogey."
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Buddy, what are you doing?
"Buddy, what are you doing?"
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You can't just leave the house like that.
"You can't just leave the house like that."
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Your mother is worried sick, all right?
"Your mother is worried sick, all right?"
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Let's--let's go.
"Let's--let's go."
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[newspaper rustling]
"[newspaper rustling]"
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What are you waiting for? Let's go. Come on.
"What are you waiting for? Let's go. Come on."
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We're meeting your mom at the town hall.
"We're meeting your mom at the town hall."
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Come on. Let's go.
"Come on. Let's go."
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Okay. Yeah, let's--let's go.
"Okay. Yeah, let's--let's go."
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- Sahar, do you need a ride? - Yes, please.
"- Sahar, do you need a ride? - Yes, please."
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Get your bikes. Meet me at the car.
"Get your bikes. Meet me at the car."
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All right, drop your bags! Hats and gloves!
"All right, drop your bags! Hats and gloves!"
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Let's get out there warming up! - Oh, no.
"Let's get out there warming up! - Oh, no."
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♪
"♪"
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[rock music]
"[rock music]"
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♪ I see these boys
"♪ I see these boys"
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♪ They say to come through
"♪ They say to come through"
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♪ But ---- that noise
"♪ But ---- that noise"
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♪ Ain't what I'm into
"♪ Ain't what I'm into"
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♪ Get real, get real, get real, get real, get real ♪
"♪ Get real, get real, get real, get real, get real ♪"
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Out!
"Out!"
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[cheers and applause]
"[cheers and applause]"
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♪ I see these boys, they say I love you ♪
"♪ I see these boys, they say I love you ♪"
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Yes! Way to go, D'arce!
"Yes! Way to go, D'arce!"
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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Why are the cute ones always the slowest?
"Why are the cute ones always the slowest?"
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- Did we win? - [scoffing chuckle]
"- Did we win? - [scoffing chuckle]"
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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"♪"
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Hey, hey, hey. Nice play, skank.
"Hey, hey, hey. Nice play, skank."
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First time you didn't let a guy get to home base.
"First time you didn't let a guy get to home base."
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Oh, you know what? You should try out for the team
"Oh, you know what? You should try out for the team"
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'cause your nickname is already ball girl.
"'cause your nickname is already ball girl."
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And Judy Doodie, Pooper Cooper, Sack Lunch.
"And Judy Doodie, Pooper Cooper, Sack Lunch."
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Hold up.
"Hold up."
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What'd you do to your hair? Is that new?
"What'd you do to your hair? Is that new?"
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Oh, nothing.
"Oh, nothing."
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I mean, I've just had-- had this for a long time.
"I mean, I've just had-- had this for a long time."
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[chuckling] Oh, my God.
"[chuckling] Oh, my God."
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Is it, like, the same as yours?
"Is it, like, the same as yours?"
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