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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Life Insurance/Burst Your Bubble (S10E10)

Short Films 1999 Season 10, Episode 6 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 564 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

[ding]
"[ding]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Nothing soothes one's frazzled nerves
"Nothing soothes one's frazzled nerves"
SpongeBob SquarePants
like blowing bubbles!
"like blowing bubbles!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[gasps and blows]
"[gasps and blows]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- No blowing bubbles while driving!
"- No blowing bubbles while driving!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[bubbles popping - [groaning]
"[bubbles popping - [groaning]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [shrieking]
"- [shrieking]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Phew. [sighs]
"- Phew. [sighs]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[engines revving]
"[engines revving]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Whoa! [crash]
"Whoa! [crash]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [laughing nervously] - I can't feel my big toe.
"- [laughing nervously] - I can't feel my big toe."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- So, uh, how'd I do?
"- So, uh, how'd I do?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Get out!
"- Get out!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
You're never getting a boating license.
"You're never getting a boating license."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [whimpers]
"- [whimpers]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
But--but-- - Never! Never!
"But--but-- - Never! Never!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [whimpers]
"- [whimpers]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[clunk]
"[clunk]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll never pass my driver's test,
"I'll never pass my driver's test,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll never get my license,
"I'll never get my license,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
and I'll never know the joys of boat ownership!
"and I'll never know the joys of boat ownership!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Ooh... - It's really nice.
"- Ooh... - It's really nice."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[both giggle] - Oh, yeah, it's a turbo jet.
"[both giggle] - Oh, yeah, it's a turbo jet."
SpongeBob SquarePants
390 sea horse power with 11-to-1 pop-up piston.
"390 sea horse power with 11-to-1 pop-up piston."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[chest revs]
"[chest revs]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
We're talking some serious muscle!
"We're talking some serious muscle!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[engine roaring]
"[engine roaring]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I love your boat, Larry!
"- I love your boat, Larry!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [murmuring]
"- [murmuring]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[upbeat surf rock music]
"[upbeat surf rock music]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[whimpering]
"[whimpering]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[hip-hop music playing] - [singing indistinctly]
"[hip-hop music playing] - [singing indistinctly]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, hey there, boyo!
"Oh, hey there, boyo!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Lovely day for a boat wash.
"Lovely day for a boat wash."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Isn't it? - [whimpering]
"Isn't it? - [whimpering]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sobs]
"[sobs]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Whoa.
"- Whoa."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Maybe I shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts.
"Maybe I shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [sobbing]
"- [sobbing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, Patrick, you want to hang out?
"Hey, Patrick, you want to hang out?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Wish I could, SpongeBob,
"- Wish I could, SpongeBob,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
but I'm kind of spending time with my boat right now.
"but I'm kind of spending time with my boat right now."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Your boat.
"- Your boat."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Sure, Patrick. See you later.
"Sure, Patrick. See you later."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[whimpers]
"[whimpers]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [humming]
"- [humming]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Catch!
"Catch!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sad guitar music]
"[sad guitar music]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [whimpers] [sniffles]
"- [whimpers] [sniffles]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[inhales and blows]
"[inhales and blows]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- You're a very good driver, SpongeBob,
"- You're a very good driver, SpongeBob,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
and my favorite student.
"and my favorite student."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Here's your license.
"Here's your license."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[bubble pops]
"[bubble pops]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Ooh!
"- Ooh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[bubble pops] Aww!
"[bubble pops] Aww!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
If only I was as good at driving as I am at blowing bubbles.
"If only I was as good at driving as I am at blowing bubbles."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[squeaks]
"[squeaks]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[gasps] Oh! That's it!
"[gasps] Oh! That's it!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Whoa. - What is that?
"- Whoa. - What is that?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[lively jazz music]
"[lively jazz music]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
both: Oh! - All right, all right.
"both: Oh! - All right, all right."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[squeaky bouncing] [both swooning]
"[squeaky bouncing] [both swooning]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[crash]
"[crash]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[squeaky bouncing] [siren wails]
"[squeaky bouncing] [siren wails]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Pleasant day for a drive, hey, Officer?
"Pleasant day for a drive, hey, Officer?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Sir, I'm going to need to see your license for that, um...
"- Sir, I'm going to need to see your license for that, um..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [laughs] You don't need a license to drive a bubble.
"- [laughs] You don't need a license to drive a bubble."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Hmm, I suppose you're right.
"- Hmm, I suppose you're right."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Carry on, citizen.
"Carry on, citizen."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[squeaky bouncing]
"[squeaky bouncing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [snoring]
"- [snoring]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Gary! - [yowls]
"- Gary! - [yowls]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- You'll never believe it.
"- You'll never believe it."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I was out driving all day.
"I was out driving all day."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Yes, driving!
"Yes, driving!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
First I drove down the street like this!
"First I drove down the street like this!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]
"[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then I made a right turn on red like this.
"Then I made a right turn on red like this."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]
"[tires squealing] [imitates engine vrooming]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
You should've been there, Gary.
"You should've been there, Gary."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, it was like a dream come true.
"Oh, it was like a dream come true."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [grumbling] Meow. [snores]
"- [grumbling] Meow. [snores]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[knock at door] - Hmm?
"[knock at door] - Hmm?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I'm here for a bubble boat. - Yeah, me too!
"- I'm here for a bubble boat. - Yeah, me too!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I want one! - Uh, yeah, yeah, me too.
"- I want one! - Uh, yeah, yeah, me too."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Yes, please. - One, please.
"- Yes, please. - One, please."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Oh, I'm not sure I have enough soap
"- Oh, I'm not sure I have enough soap"
SpongeBob SquarePants
to make this many bubble boats.
"to make this many bubble boats."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Please?
"- Please?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Well, I suppose I could tap into my rainy day reserves.
"- Well, I suppose I could tap into my rainy day reserves."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[grunts]
"[grunts]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Gah. Gah!
"Gah. Gah!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [excited grunting]
"- [excited grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- One bubble boat coming up!
"- One bubble boat coming up!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[inhales and blows]
"[inhales and blows]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Thank you!
"- Thank you!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[squeaking]
"[squeaking]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Down here, idiot!
"- Down here, idiot!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I want to strike fear in the hearts of other drivers.
"I want to strike fear in the hearts of other drivers."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You got something terrifying in that wand for me, SpongeBob?
"You got something terrifying in that wand for me, SpongeBob?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I sure do, Plankton!
"- I sure do, Plankton!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[inhales and blows]
"[inhales and blows]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[dramatic music]
"[dramatic music]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[boing] - Oof!
"[boing] - Oof!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[air hissing]
"[air hissing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[grunts]
"[grunts]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ha-ha-ha, you fool! Now I will rule the streets!
"Ha-ha-ha, you fool! Now I will rule the streets!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[cackles]
"[cackles]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ouch!
"Ouch!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[strained shouting]
"[strained shouting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[groaning] Strike fear...
"[groaning] Strike fear..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Hmm...blow me something that screams Larry, SpongeBob.
"- Hmm...blow me something that screams Larry, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I'm on it, Larry!
"- I'm on it, Larry!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[inhales and blows]
"[inhales and blows]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[inhales sharply]
"[inhales sharply]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Now, this is what I call a muscle car!
"- Now, this is what I call a muscle car!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[grunts]
"[grunts]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I love your boat, Larry!
"- I love your boat, Larry!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[squeaky flexing]
"[squeaky flexing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants