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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Krusty Love (S02E02)

Short Films 1999 Season 2, Episode 16 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 341 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

♪ Stitch one, pearl two ♪
"♪ Stitch one, pearl two ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Dee doh... ♪
"♪ Dee doh... ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's a penny short!
"That's a penny short!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Help! Somebody, help us.
"Help! Somebody, help us."
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's money that makes the world go round, boy.
"It's money that makes the world go round, boy."
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's money
"It's money"
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap.
"It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hmm?
"Hmm?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
...scrumptious, curvy cutie.
"...scrumptious, curvy cutie."
SpongeBob SquarePants
The classic.
"The classic."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
"Oh, no, Mr. Krabs."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, I know!
"Hey, I know!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Besides, I ain't properly dressed.
"Besides, I ain't properly dressed."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You look great. ( fly buzzing )
"You look great. ( fly buzzing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hit the brakes, SpongeBob.
"Hit the brakes, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I work here, Mrs. Puff.
"I work here, Mrs. Puff."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, I'm not...
"Well, I'm not..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't move.
"Don't move."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you
"Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( strangled groan )
"( strangled groan )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hmm, perhaps another time would be...
"Hmm, perhaps another time would be..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mr. Krabs...
"Mr. Krabs..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't understand.
"I don't understand."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I think Mr. Krabs is saying
"I think Mr. Krabs is saying"
SpongeBob SquarePants
that he'd like to...
"that he'd like to..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
hit you with a rake.
"hit you with a rake."
SpongeBob SquarePants
No!
"No!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( speaking gibberish )
"( speaking gibberish )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well!
"Well!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, wait.
"No, wait."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What do I say?
"What do I say?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad.
"I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Check.
"Check."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ahh!
"Ahh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Who's that?
"Who's that?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, wish me luck, lad.
"Well, wish me luck, lad."
SpongeBob SquarePants
This dinner has been so wonderful!
"This dinner has been so wonderful!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
The coral was cooked to perfection.
"The coral was cooked to perfection."
SpongeBob SquarePants
foot rubs between courses.
"foot rubs between courses."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well...
"Well..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( sighs ): Aye.
"( sighs ): Aye."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, this can't possibly be correct.
"Well, this can't possibly be correct."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, my mistake, sir.
"Oh, my mistake, sir."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Thank you for pointing that out.
"Thank you for pointing that out."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, SpongeBob
"Oh, SpongeBob"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I couldn't control myself!
"I couldn't control myself!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I've got another date tomorrow.
"I've got another date tomorrow."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( crying )
"( crying )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
"I don't get it, Mr. Krabs."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Who is it?
"Who is it?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's me, my beautiful bell buoy!
"It's me, my beautiful bell buoy!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
But you said... SpongeBob, you can't call
"But you said... SpongeBob, you can't call"
SpongeBob SquarePants
We ain't talking about this... or this.
"We ain't talking about this... or this."
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's funny.
"That's funny."
SpongeBob SquarePants
He's our personal assistant for the day.
"He's our personal assistant for the day."
SpongeBob SquarePants
But you said...
"But you said..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
For you, Mrs. Puff.
"For you, Mrs. Puff."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mr. Krabs, the budget doesn't allow for...
"Mr. Krabs, the budget doesn't allow for..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
without chocolates.
"without chocolates."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Buy, buy, buy.
"Buy, buy, buy."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, Eugene!
"Oh, Eugene!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff?
"What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Dinner? Dancing?
"Dinner? Dancing?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
A trip to the moon?
"A trip to the moon?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
One shady hat.
"One shady hat."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I have a hat in the closet.
"I have a hat in the closet."
SpongeBob SquarePants
From this moment on
"From this moment on"
SpongeBob SquarePants
You're breaking me, boy!
"You're breaking me, boy!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob!
"SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob!
"SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( repeating ): SpongeBob! SpongeBob...
"( repeating ): SpongeBob! SpongeBob..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( gasping )
"( gasping )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob, I'm glad I caught you.
"SpongeBob, I'm glad I caught you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You want me to run down to the store
"You want me to run down to the store"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then you'll say
"Then you'll say"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( gasping )
"( gasping )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
But lad, this time's different.
"But lad, this time's different."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm begging you.
"I'm begging you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, I'm going to get it, see?
"Okay, I'm going to get it, see?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Cheer up, Mr. Krabs.
"Cheer up, Mr. Krabs."
SpongeBob SquarePants
See? You just did it again!
"See? You just did it again!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer
"Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, Mr. Krabs
"Well, Mr. Krabs"
SpongeBob SquarePants
do you want to know what I think?
"do you want to know what I think?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( SpongeBob screaming in gibberish )
"( SpongeBob screaming in gibberish )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mr. Krabs.
"Mr. Krabs."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( speaking gibberish )
"( speaking gibberish )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay.
"Okay."
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Da day dee da ♪
"♪ Da day dee da ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
The register?
"The register?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Forty-nine, oh...
"Forty-nine, oh..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
eight?!
"eight?!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Not a penny.
"Not a penny."
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's just a penny, sir.
"It's just a penny, sir."
SpongeBob SquarePants
It doesn't matter.
"It doesn't matter."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Doesn't matter?
"Doesn't matter?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
that keeps your pants square.
"that keeps your pants square."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, nothing
"Oh, nothing"
SpongeBob SquarePants
in all the seven seas could matter more.
"in all the seven seas could matter more."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Not even that...
"Not even that..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Not the sandwich, boy.
"Not the sandwich, boy."
SpongeBob SquarePants
The curvy cutie holding the sandwich.
"The curvy cutie holding the sandwich."
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff.
"That's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mrs. Puff?
"Mrs. Puff?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Aw, she's married.
"Aw, she's married."
SpongeBob SquarePants
She's single.
"She's single."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then what happened to Mr. Puff?
"Then what happened to Mr. Puff?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
She doesn't like to talk about it.
"She doesn't like to talk about it."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, what I wouldn't give
"Oh, what I wouldn't give"
SpongeBob SquarePants
to have a lass like that on me claw.
"to have a lass like that on me claw."
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, no, no, I'm-I'm too old, boy.
"No, no, no, I'm-I'm too old, boy."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Too hard-shelled for love.
"Too hard-shelled for love."
SpongeBob SquarePants
come on, Mr. Krabs.
"come on, Mr. Krabs."
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob, no, wait!
"SpongeBob, no, wait!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm too nervous!
"I'm too nervous!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ooh!
"Ooh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screaming ): Ahh!
"( screaming ): Ahh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screaming )
"( screaming )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
We're not driving.
"We're not driving."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Want to meet my boss?
"Want to meet my boss?"
SpongeBob SquarePants