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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Opposite Day (S01E01)

Short Films 1999 Season 1, Episode 9 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 279 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

( crowing )
"( crowing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Happy birthday cake! ♪
"♪ Happy birthday cake! ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Happy, happy birthday! ♪
"♪ Happy, happy birthday! ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SPONGEBOB: So long, Squidward, bye-bye.
"SPONGEBOB: So long, Squidward, bye-bye."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
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( door slams )
"( door slams )"
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l'm moving out of this neighborhood.
"l'm moving out of this neighborhood."
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Of course! I can't tell you
"Of course! I can't tell you"
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how many times I've seen a sale fall through
"how many times I've seen a sale fall through"
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because of bad neighbors.
"because of bad neighbors."
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Anyway, I'll be by tomorrow to check out the house.
"Anyway, I'll be by tomorrow to check out the house."
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob.
"SpongeBob."
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Opposite... opposite.
"Opposite... opposite."
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Uh, Squidward...
"Uh, Squidward..."
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why are you playing a drum?
"why are you playing a drum?"
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This is just my wig case, see?
"This is just my wig case, see?"
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Come on, SpongeBob, tackle me!
"Come on, SpongeBob, tackle me!"
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Uh, Wednesday?
"Uh, Wednesday?"
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Normally I'm stuffy and boring,
"Normally I'm stuffy and boring,"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Normally, you're really loud and annoying,
"Normally, you're really loud and annoying,"
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( exuberantly ): I love...
"( exuberantly ): I love..."
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( giggles )
"( giggles )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( yelling ): I'm not running!
"( yelling ): I'm not running!"
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And good-bye, Bikini Bottom.
"And good-bye, Bikini Bottom."
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and I'm going to...
"and I'm going to..."
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( barks )
"( barks )"
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I never want to see you again!
"I never want to see you again!"
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Hey, I've heard of that.
"Hey, I've heard of that."
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today you do the opposite.
"today you do the opposite."
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Let me try, let me try.
"Let me try, let me try."
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( gasping for air )
"( gasping for air )"
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Say, want to help me
"Say, want to help me"
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do some work around the house, worst enemy?
"do some work around the house, worst enemy?"
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( satisfied laugh )
"( satisfied laugh )"
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I'm almost sorry I'm leaving.
"I'm almost sorry I'm leaving."
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( crashing )
"( crashing )"
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( yells )
"( yells )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hello, Squidward.
"Hello, Squidward."
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( groaning )
"( groaning )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll tell you what's terrible: living next to you!
"I'll tell you what's terrible: living next to you!"
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( hammer pounding )
"( hammer pounding )"
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l made my house a mess, which was making it clean,
"l made my house a mess, which was making it clean,"
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but I'd normally wreck my own yard, which means
"but I'd normally wreck my own yard, which means"
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Aha! I understand everything now.
"Aha! I understand everything now."
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. ♪
"♪ Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's not enough to look like
"It's not enough to look like"
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I practice and practice all day long,
"I practice and practice all day long,"
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After you, Mr. Squidward.
"After you, Mr. Squidward."
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You're quite welcome, Mr. Squidward.
"You're quite welcome, Mr. Squidward."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Next time it's going to be Go Jump Off A Cliff Day.
"Next time it's going to be Go Jump Off A Cliff Day."
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( tires squeal )
"( tires squeal )"
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The house is even more beautiful in person.
"The house is even more beautiful in person."
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( in Squidward's voice ): Yes, please come in.
"( in Squidward's voice ): Yes, please come in."
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's funny. I pictured you being much taller.
"It's funny. I pictured you being much taller."
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Yeah, everyone says that.
"Yeah, everyone says that."
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all the positive things about your house.
"all the positive things about your house."
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( in SpongeBob's voice ): Positive things... Opposite Day.
"( in SpongeBob's voice ): Positive things... Opposite Day."
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Uh... well, you didn't mention that on the phone.
"Uh... well, you didn't mention that on the phone."
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There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard.
"There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard."
SpongeBob SquarePants
to see the rest of my home?
"to see the rest of my home?"
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if I'm interested.
"if I'm interested."
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Who's that?
"Who's that?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm Squidward.
"I'm Squidward."
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He's Squidward.
"He's Squidward."
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BOTH: We're both Squidward.
"BOTH: We're both Squidward."
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( screams ): No!
"( screams ): No!"
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( playing squeakily )
"( playing squeakily )"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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SQUIDWARD: Stop!
"SQUIDWARD: Stop!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Get away from her!
"Get away from her!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm Squidward!
"I'm Squidward!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I wouldn't sell a house for you
"I wouldn't sell a house for you"
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Don't...
"Don't..."
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( screams )
"( screams )"
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Never!
"Never!"
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( crying )
"( crying )"
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( low rumbling )
"( low rumbling )"
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Let me show you guys how much I hate you.
"Let me show you guys how much I hate you."
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Happy Opposite Day!
"Happy Opposite Day!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( jabbering resumes )
"( jabbering resumes )"
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Huh?!
"Huh?!"
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Surprise! Surprise!
"Surprise! Surprise!"
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Happy birthday, Squidward!
"Happy birthday, Squidward!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Pin the tail on the sea horse! ♪
"♪ Pin the tail on the sea horse! ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Happy, happy birthday! ♪
"♪ Happy, happy birthday! ♪"
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♪ Happy birthday, Squidward! ♪
"♪ Happy birthday, Squidward! ♪"
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PATRICK: Another year older.
"PATRICK: Another year older."
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It's not my birthday!
"It's not my birthday!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
REALTOR: Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles.
"REALTOR: Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles."
SpongeBob SquarePants
or surrounded by troublesome neighbors
"or surrounded by troublesome neighbors"
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or something like that.
"or something like that."
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Neighbors, uh...
"Neighbors, uh..."
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Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite.
"Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite."
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( rooster crowing )
"( rooster crowing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Drum?
"Drum?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( cackles )
"( cackles )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll keep you safe
"I'll keep you safe"
SpongeBob SquarePants
until you're well again.
"until you're well again."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You don't know what day it is, do you?
"You don't know what day it is, do you?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Why, it's Opposite Day.
"Why, it's Opposite Day."
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You mean, you've never heard of it?
"You mean, you've never heard of it?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Opposite day is the one day of the year
"Opposite day is the one day of the year"
SpongeBob SquarePants
when you get to act different.
"when you get to act different."
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but today I'm silly and spontaneous.
"but today I'm silly and spontaneous."
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( giggles )
"( giggles )"
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Oh, sure.
"Oh, sure."
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's a game, get it?
"It's a game, get it?"
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Oh, a game.
"Oh, a game."
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so what are you going to be today?
"so what are you going to be today?"
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Quiet and out of the way.
"Quiet and out of the way."
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Yay!
"Yay!"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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( gruffly ): I mean, I hate Opposite Day.
"( gruffly ): I mean, I hate Opposite Day."
SpongeBob SquarePants
So long, chum.
"So long, chum."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Gary, it's Opposite Day, and I'm...
"Gary, it's Opposite Day, and I'm..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
walk, don't run...
"walk, don't run..."
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I'm just going to crawl into bed and do nothing all day.
"I'm just going to crawl into bed and do nothing all day."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary?
"Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary?"
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Gary, where's your holiday spirit?
"Gary, where's your holiday spirit?"
SpongeBob SquarePants