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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Unreal Estate/Code Yellow (S10E10)

Short Films 1999 Season 10, Episode 2 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 435 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

- Are you ready, kids?
"- Are you ready, kids?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
"all: Aye, aye, Captain!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I can't hear you.
"- I can't hear you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
"all: Aye, aye, Captain!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- * Ohh...
"- * Ohh..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *
"* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *"
SpongeBob SquarePants
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
"all: SpongeBob SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
"- * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he *"
SpongeBob SquarePants
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
"all: SpongeBob SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *
"- * If nautical nonsense be something you wish *"
SpongeBob SquarePants
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
"all: SpongeBob SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *
"- * Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *"
SpongeBob SquarePants
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
"all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
"all: SpongeBob SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants!
"SpongeBob SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants!
"SpongeBob SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- SpongeBob
"- SpongeBob"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SquarePants!
"SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[laughing]
"[laughing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[waves crashing]
"[waves crashing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [humming]
"- [humming]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Sorry about this barnacles, but it's spring cleaning time.
"Sorry about this barnacles, but it's spring cleaning time."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I forgive you.
"- I forgive you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[whirring]
"[whirring]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I take it back! [screaming]
"I take it back! [screaming]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- There, my masterpiece. [yelling]
"- There, my masterpiece. [yelling]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What the--ahh!
"What the--ahh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [yelling]
"- [yelling]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Ah, perfect.
"- Ah, perfect."
SpongeBob SquarePants
No! [grunting]
"No! [grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What is that menace up to now?
"What is that menace up to now?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[grunting]
"[grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
How many-- [grunting]
"How many-- [grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Whoa! Whoa!
"- Whoa! Whoa!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Will you please turn that thing--
"- Will you please turn that thing--"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Oh, hey, Squidward.
"- Oh, hey, Squidward."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [grunting]
"- [grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- What are you saying?
"- What are you saying?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [grunting]
"- [grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
kids: Yay!
"kids: Yay!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I can't hear you over the hose noise.
"- I can't hear you over the hose noise."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hold on, I'll turn it off.
"Hold on, I'll turn it off."
SpongeBob SquarePants
kids: Aww.
"kids: Aww."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [grunting]
"- [grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- What's you want to tell me, Squidward?
"- What's you want to tell me, Squidward?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Turn off the hose.
"- Turn off the hose."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I already did. Here, I'll turn it back on just for you.
"- I already did. Here, I'll turn it back on just for you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- No, no, no. wait-- [grunting]
"- No, no, no. wait-- [grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Yep, it was off. How'd I do?
"- Yep, it was off. How'd I do?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Horrible! Everything you do is horrible!
"- Horrible! Everything you do is horrible!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I wish you would just move away already.
"I wish you would just move away already."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Move away? But Squidward, I like it--
"- Move away? But Squidward, I like it--"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sneezes]
"[sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [grunting]
"- [grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Did you see that? Huh, I wonder what's making me sneeze.
"- Did you see that? Huh, I wonder what's making me sneeze."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Ahh!
"- Ahh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Probably all the barnacle dust you kicked up.
"Probably all the barnacle dust you kicked up."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Oh, Squidward, that makes no sense.
"- Oh, Squidward, that makes no sense."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Who ever heard of dust making you sneeze?
"Who ever heard of dust making you sneeze?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Oh, fine, maybe you're allergic to your pineapple.
"- Oh, fine, maybe you're allergic to your pineapple."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [laughing] You can't be allergic to a house.
"- [laughing] You can't be allergic to a house."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sniffs] [chuckles]
"[sniffs] [chuckles]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Or could you-- no. [laughing]
"Or could you-- no. [laughing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [chuckles]
"- [chuckles]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, why do I even bother trying to explain things to him?
"Oh, why do I even bother trying to explain things to him?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Of course you can be allergic to a house.
"Of course you can be allergic to a house."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I ju--wait.
"I ju--wait."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You can be allergic to a house.
"You can be allergic to a house."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [snoring]
"- [snoring]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [chuckles]
"- [chuckles]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[grunting]
"[grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ah, ah, ah. [stifled sneeze]
"Ah, ah, ah. [stifled sneeze]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[both snoring]
"[both snoring]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Ah. [sneezes]
"- Ah. [sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [growls and hisses] - Gary, no, no, no, no!
"- [growls and hisses] - Gary, no, no, no, no!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [howling] [both grunting]
"- [howling] [both grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Aww, playtime, that's nice.
"- Aww, playtime, that's nice."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[both grunting]
"[both grunting]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[horn blaring]
"[horn blaring]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [sneezes]
"- [sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [meows] - Good mor--
"- [meows] - Good mor--"
SpongeBob SquarePants
good mor--[sneezes]
"good mor--[sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
good--[sneezes]
"good--[sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Good morning, Gary.
"Good morning, Gary."
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sneezes]
"[sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sneezes]
"[sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ahh!
"Ahh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sneezes]
"[sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ah--ah--ah-- [sneezes]
"Ah--ah--ah-- [sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ahh!
"Ahh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- You okay in there, SpongeBob? [chuckles]
"- You okay in there, SpongeBob? [chuckles]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Oh, morning--[sneezes]
"- Oh, morning--[sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Morning, Squidwa-- [sneezes]
"Morning, Squidwa-- [sneezes]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Oh my, having a little sneezing fit are we?
"- Oh my, having a little sneezing fit are we?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Yeah, I think you were right. I must be allergic to my house.
"- Yeah, I think you were right. I must be allergic to my house."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Oh, that's too bad. I guess you'll have to move.
"- Oh, that's too bad. I guess you'll have to move."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Move? - Yes. You can't stay here
"- Move? - Yes. You can't stay here"
SpongeBob SquarePants
or your allergy will just get worse.
"or your allergy will just get worse."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, look at that. - Look at what?
"Hey, look at that. - Look at what?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[sneezes] - See?
"[sneezes] - See?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Your allergy is already getting worse.
"Your allergy is already getting worse."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- But--but where will I go? - Don't worry, SpongeBob.
"- But--but where will I go? - Don't worry, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll help you find a great new home...
"I'll help you find a great new home..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
far away from here.
"far away from here."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- But, Squidward, I love this old pineapple.
"- But, Squidward, I love this old pineapple."
SpongeBob SquarePants
We've had a lot of good times together.
"We've had a lot of good times together."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Whee!
"Whee!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [laughing]
"- [laughing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
[laughter]
"[laughter]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
- [sneezing]
"- [sneezing]"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, Squidward, my sneezing is getting worse.
"Oh, Squidward, my sneezing is getting worse."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll miss my pineapple, but I guess you're right.
"I'll miss my pineapple, but I guess you're right."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I ha--[sneezes] I have to move.
"I ha--[sneezes] I have to move."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Now you're talking.
"- Now you're talking."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Trust me, you'll feel so much better
"Trust me, you'll feel so much better"
SpongeBob SquarePants
when you're clear of me-- your pineapple.
"when you're clear of me-- your pineapple."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Squidward, you're a good friend.
"- Squidward, you're a good friend."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- I know.
"- I know."
SpongeBob SquarePants
- This would make a great new house, what do you think?
"- This would make a great new house, what do you think?"
SpongeBob SquarePants