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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Scaredy Pants (S01E01)

Short Films 1999 Season 1, Episode 13 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 265 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

pirates, skeletons and sea monsters...
"pirates, skeletons and sea monsters..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Everyone having fun.
"Everyone having fun."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Who's there?
"Who's there?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( whimpering nervously )
"( whimpering nervously )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hold on.
"Hold on."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?
"Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, thank you, Mr. Krabs.
"No, thank you, Mr. Krabs."
SpongeBob SquarePants
no.
"no."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Every year on Halloween night,
"Every year on Halloween night,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
in a pirate ship...
"in a pirate ship..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
just like this,
"just like this,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?
"Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing evilly )
"( laughing evilly )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( teeth chattering )
"( teeth chattering )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Happy Halloween, Scaredy-Pants.
"Happy Halloween, Scaredy-Pants."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( cackles )
"( cackles )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
The name's SquarePants.
"The name's SquarePants."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screams )
"( screams )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Gary, it's Patrick.
"Gary, it's Patrick."
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's my turn.
"It's my turn."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hiya, SpongeBob.
"Hiya, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What do you think?
"What do you think?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag.
"Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Uh, something's missing.
"Uh, something's missing."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( hand-sawing )
"( hand-sawing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't know, Patrick.
"I don't know, Patrick."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Come on, it's little kids!
"Come on, it's little kids!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Rar, rar!
"Rar, rar!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, okay... here's your candy.
"Okay, okay... here's your candy."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( kids laughing )
"( kids laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't get it, Patrick.
"I don't get it, Patrick."
SpongeBob SquarePants
That is it, Patrick.
"That is it, Patrick."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What's it?
"What's it?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What's the difference
"What's the difference"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, no, no, wait, don't tell me.
"No, no, no, wait, don't tell me."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I can do this, don't tell me, don't tell me!
"I can do this, don't tell me, don't tell me!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, tell me.
"Okay, tell me."
SpongeBob SquarePants
and boo! I'm scary.
"and boo! I'm scary."
SpongeBob SquarePants
All right.
"All right."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( shaver buzzing )
"( shaver buzzing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SPONGEBOB: Whoo...
"SPONGEBOB: Whoo..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm the Flying Dutchman!
"I'm the Flying Dutchman!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
PATRICK: Ooh...
"PATRICK: Ooh..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Your costume really packs a punch.
"Your costume really packs a punch."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, no question.
"Oh, no question."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You scared the barnacles off that guy.
"You scared the barnacles off that guy."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing )
"( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Wasn't that the haunted mattress?
"Wasn't that the haunted mattress?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl.
"Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't get it.
"I don't get it."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( Patrick laughing evilly )
"( Patrick laughing evilly )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( Yelling )
"( Yelling )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Whoa!
"Whoa!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( yelling )
"( yelling )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ouch!
"Ouch!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( yelling repeatedly )
"( yelling repeatedly )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's SpongeBob!
"That's SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Help!
"Help!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Help!
"Help!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
You bet your lily white livers I'm the Flying Dutchman.
"You bet your lily white livers I'm the Flying Dutchman."
SpongeBob SquarePants
And I'll let you in on a little secret.
"And I'll let you in on a little secret."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Quiet!
"Quiet!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
yours is the most insulting.
"yours is the most insulting."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Scary?
"Scary?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Let me tell you about scary, kid.
"Let me tell you about scary, kid."
SpongeBob SquarePants
There's all kinds of scary things in the world.
"There's all kinds of scary things in the world."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing evilly )
"( laughing evilly )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screaming )
"( screaming )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing )
"( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SPONGEBOB: Don't worry. It grows back.
"SPONGEBOB: Don't worry. It grows back."
SpongeBob SquarePants
NARRATOR: Halloween is no different under the waves...
"NARRATOR: Halloween is no different under the waves..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( spooky laughter )
"( spooky laughter )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, almost everyone.
"Well, almost everyone."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( hinge creaks eerily )
"( hinge creaks eerily )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Aye... the worst monster of them all.
"Aye... the worst monster of them all."
SpongeBob SquarePants
True as the deep blue.
"True as the deep blue."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
"Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Like I was saying, the Flying Dutchman swoops down
"Like I was saying, the Flying Dutchman swoops down"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I've come for your pickle.
"I've come for your pickle."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ha! Scaredy-Pants gets easier to scare every year!
"Ha! Scaredy-Pants gets easier to scare every year!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight,
"Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob Scaredy-Pants.
"SpongeBob Scaredy-Pants."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( evil laughter )
"( evil laughter )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's okay, son.
"It's okay, son."
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's just SpongeBob Scaredy-Pants.
"That's just SpongeBob Scaredy-Pants."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.
"Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( Gary meows )
"( Gary meows )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, I'm sick of it.
"Well, I'm sick of it."
SpongeBob SquarePants
No more Scaredy-Pants.
"No more Scaredy-Pants."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( knees clattering )
"( knees clattering )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Rar!
"Rar!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Why can't I be frightening for once?
"Why can't I be frightening for once?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
you're going to need a good costume.
"you're going to need a good costume."
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, no!
"No, no!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
l'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman.
"l'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I know!
"I know!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Step into these babies, Hans.
"Step into these babies, Hans."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing )
"( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No... please.
"No... please."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Thank you.
"Thank you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ooh!
"Ooh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
between that ghost and me?
"between that ghost and me?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( Patrick groaning with exertion )
"( Patrick groaning with exertion )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I've got a square head,
"I've got a square head,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Remember, like this.
"Remember, like this."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You sure you want to do this?
"You sure you want to do this?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Shave me down, make me round.
"Shave me down, make me round."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Now, that's scary!
"Now, that's scary!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Rar, rar!
"Rar, rar!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm the Flying Dutchman.
"I'm the Flying Dutchman."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm the Flying Dutchman's best friend.
"I'm the Flying Dutchman's best friend."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, don't you kids want your candy?
"Hey, don't you kids want your candy?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( both laughing )
"( both laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, boy, that was something.
"Oh, boy, that was something."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Who should we scare next?
"Who should we scare next?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
There's a whole party just full of people
"There's a whole party just full of people"
SpongeBob SquarePants
down at the Krusty Krab,
"down at the Krusty Krab,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
and the Flying Dutchman is going to show up uninvited.
"and the Flying Dutchman is going to show up uninvited."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( people laughing outside )
"( people laughing outside )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( in quavery voice ): I'm the Flying Dutchman!
"( in quavery voice ): I'm the Flying Dutchman!"
SpongeBob SquarePants