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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Naughty Nautical Neighbors (S01E01)

Short Films 1999 Season 1, Episode 4 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 254 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

SQUIDWARD: Wow!
"SQUIDWARD: Wow!"
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( water running )
"( water running )"
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( brushing )
"( brushing )"
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( two voices giggling )
"( two voices giggling )"
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SPONGEBOB'S BUBBLE: Hi, Patrick.
"SPONGEBOB'S BUBBLE: Hi, Patrick."
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( inhales deeply )
"( inhales deeply )"
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( laughs )
"( laughs )"
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SQUIDWARD: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot
"SQUIDWARD: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot"
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( mumbling gibberish )
"( mumbling gibberish )"
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PATRICK: Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
"PATRICK: Do you really think that, SpongeBob?"
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Anyone with eyes could see that.
"Anyone with eyes could see that."
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Yellow is ugly!
"Yellow is ugly!"
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You give bottom dwellers a bad name.
"You give bottom dwellers a bad name."
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( Squidward mumbling )
"( Squidward mumbling )"
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as some newspaper!
"as some newspaper!"
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Yeah, well, that means that, uh... so are you!
"Yeah, well, that means that, uh... so are you!"
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What?!
"What?!"
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( chomping loudly )
"( chomping loudly )"
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( grunts )
"( grunts )"
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( crash )
"( crash )"
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( whistle sliding upward )
"( whistle sliding upward )"
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( spits )
"( spits )"
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Wow! Patrick!
"Wow! Patrick!"
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You saved me.
"You saved me."
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You're a real lifesaver, friend.
"You're a real lifesaver, friend."
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Friend!
"Friend!"
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best friend?
"best friend?"
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( hollow knocks )
"( hollow knocks )"
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( inhaling )
"( inhaling )"
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I got plenty of friends.
"I got plenty of friends."
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Uh...
"Uh..."
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( grunting and grumbling )
"( grunting and grumbling )"
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Oh, oh, my back!
"Oh, oh, my back!"
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Oh, boy!
"Oh, boy!"
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SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!
"SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!"
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SQUIDWARD: No, no, no, get away from me! No, no!
"SQUIDWARD: No, no, no, get away from me! No, no!"
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Hold on!
"Hold on!"
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( yelling )
"( yelling )"
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I... I... I...
"I... I... I..."
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Thanks, SpongeBob.
"Thanks, SpongeBob."
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That's what friends are for.
"That's what friends are for."
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Some friend!
"Some friend!"
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l've been playing bassinet for years.
"l've been playing bassinet for years."
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Call me.
"Call me."
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Hey, buddy, I warmed it up for you.
"Hey, buddy, I warmed it up for you."
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And put some clothes on.
"And put some clothes on."
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Oh, ho!
"Oh, ho!"
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My best friend and my ex-best friend and...
"My best friend and my ex-best friend and..."
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PATRICK: Squidward, where are you?
"PATRICK: Squidward, where are you?"
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Say, what gives?!
"Say, what gives?!"
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Well, how about some soda, guys?
"Well, how about some soda, guys?"
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Yes, please.
"Yes, please."
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How about some for your best friend?
"How about some for your best friend?"
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( gulping )
"( gulping )"
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Can I have some now, buddy?
"Can I have some now, buddy?"
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Squidward!
"Squidward!"
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Squidward!
"Squidward!"
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Squidward!
"Squidward!"
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SQUIDWARD: Patrick, your glass is full.
"SQUIDWARD: Patrick, your glass is full."
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Hey, Squidward!
"Hey, Squidward!"
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Squidward! Squidward!
"Squidward! Squidward!"
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( laughter continuing )
"( laughter continuing )"
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( crash )
"( crash )"
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Guess what, Squidward?
"Guess what, Squidward?"
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Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?
"Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?"
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How pathetic.
"How pathetic."
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Ow... my back.
"Ow... my back."
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Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created!
"Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created!"
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( gargling, then spits )
"( gargling, then spits )"
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( chair creaks )
"( chair creaks )"
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( laughs )
"( laughs )"
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( whispering huskily )
"( whispering huskily )"
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( grumbles )
"( grumbles )"
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Of course, Patrick.
"Of course, Patrick."
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( bubble pops )
"( bubble pops )"
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PATRICK: Yeah, well, I think you're ugly!
"PATRICK: Yeah, well, I think you're ugly!"
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SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob,
"SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob,"
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I no longer wish to know you...
"I no longer wish to know you..."
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( gasping )
"( gasping )"
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SQUIDWARD: If I had a dollar
"SQUIDWARD: If I had a dollar"
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I'd have one dollar.
"I'd have one dollar."
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( laughing to himself )
"( laughing to himself )"
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That makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
"That makes you a big dummy, you dummy!"
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Right, you're a turkey!
"Right, you're a turkey!"
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Well, you're a bigger one.
"Well, you're a bigger one."
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Well, you're still yellow.
"Well, you're still yellow."
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You know what else is yellow?
"You know what else is yellow?"
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Yeah? Well, it doesn't matter what you call me
"Yeah? Well, it doesn't matter what you call me"
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( door squeaks open )
"( door squeaks open )"
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( slams )
"( slams )"
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( laughing )
"( laughing )"
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( gagging and gulping )
"( gagging and gulping )"
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( fork springing )
"( fork springing )"
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( bell rings )
"( bell rings )"
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Whoa, Squidward, you're choking!
"Whoa, Squidward, you're choking!"
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Oh... I know what to do
"Oh... I know what to do"
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Oh, well.
"Oh, well."
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( exhaling )
"( exhaling )"
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( suckers popping )
"( suckers popping )"
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I win!
"I win!"
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I did?
"I did?"
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Friend?
"Friend?"
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Ee... yeah, Patrick,
"Ee... yeah, Patrick,"
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we're friends.
"we're friends."
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So, what are we going to do tonight,
"So, what are we going to do tonight,"
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Well, I was going to practice
"Well, I was going to practice"
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Clarinet?
"Clarinet?"
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I love music!
"I love music!"
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Gary?
"Gary?"
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SQUIDWARD: Squidward will be performing his version
"SQUIDWARD: Squidward will be performing his version"
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of "Solitude in E Minor."
"of "Solitude in E Minor.""
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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E minor, all right, yeah!
"E minor, all right, yeah!"
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( snoring )
"( snoring )"
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Aw, what am I worried about?
"Aw, what am I worried about?"
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l can name three right off the bat.
"l can name three right off the bat."
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The gang's all here.
"The gang's all here."
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( something snaps )
"( something snaps )"
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I threw out my back.
"I threw out my back."
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Now's my chance.
"Now's my chance."
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