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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Employee of the Month (S01E01)

Short Films 1999 Season 1, Episode 12 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 217 clips
Short Comedy

Episodes from this show

Hey, Squidward.
"Hey, Squidward."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( SpongeBob laughs )
"( SpongeBob laughs )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob, don't you know that award is a scam?
"SpongeBob, don't you know that award is a scam?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
To get my face on the wall of shame?
"To get my face on the wall of shame?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Squidward, you've got it all wrong.
"Squidward, you've got it all wrong."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Why, it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile.
"Why, it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Thattaboy, SpongeBob.
"Thattaboy, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
This is going to be a tough one, though.
"This is going to be a tough one, though."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Watch out, SpongeBob...
"Watch out, SpongeBob..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
There might be a new face on the wall this month.
"There might be a new face on the wall this month."
SpongeBob SquarePants
No!
"No!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( sobbing )
"( sobbing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screams )
"( screams )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screams )
"( screams )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
It'll hurt my chances of winning the award.
"It'll hurt my chances of winning the award."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Like this hat, the award is a symbol of...
"Like this hat, the award is a symbol of..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
An experienced Employee of the Month
"An experienced Employee of the Month"
SpongeBob SquarePants
always keeps a brick of lead in his hat.
"always keeps a brick of lead in his hat."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh!
"Oh!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
This is no time to go lily-livered on us.
"This is no time to go lily-livered on us."
SpongeBob SquarePants
and I mean nothing... to defeat him.
"and I mean nothing... to defeat him."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Have I made myself clear, Private?
"Have I made myself clear, Private?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I won't let Squidward win.
"I won't let Squidward win."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( giggles )
"( giggles )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screaming )
"( screaming )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Huh?
"Huh?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
If I really wanted that award,
"If I really wanted that award,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I could win it with my tentacles tied.
"I could win it with my tentacles tied."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You're a lunatic, SpongeBob!
"You're a lunatic, SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, that's it, square-for-brains, that's it!
"Oh, that's it, square-for-brains, that's it!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
how easy it is to win that award.
"how easy it is to win that award."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm going to be the new Employee of the Month.
"I'm going to be the new Employee of the Month."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't need the sleep... loser.
"I don't need the sleep... loser."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, me neither... 26-time loser.
"Well, me neither... 26-time loser."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Look at him, watching me.
"Look at him, watching me."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm watching you, SpongeBob.
"I'm watching you, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Nighty-night.
"Nighty-night."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( snoring )
"( snoring )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob!
"SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, Squidward.
"Hey, Squidward."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Going somewhere?
"Going somewhere?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll stop by after work.
"I'll stop by after work."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't want to look tired for my Employee of the Month photo.
"Don't want to look tired for my Employee of the Month photo."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughs )
"( laughs )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh...
"Oh..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob!
"SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing )
"( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( sniffing )
"( sniffing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ow!
"Ow!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( nasally ): Squidward!
"( nasally ): Squidward!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
So long, sponge loser.
"So long, sponge loser."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( SpongeBob laughs )
"( SpongeBob laughs )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob, I can't take it anymore.
"SpongeBob, I can't take it anymore."
SpongeBob SquarePants
We should save our energy for work
"We should save our energy for work"
SpongeBob SquarePants
And may the better man win.
"And may the better man win."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile.
"Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile."
SpongeBob SquarePants
♪ Money, money, going to make some money... ♪
"♪ Money, money, going to make some money... ♪"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( gasping and panting )
"( gasping and panting )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early.
"Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( gasping and panting )
"( gasping and panting )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Flowers and chocolates for you, Mr. Krabs!
"Flowers and chocolates for you, Mr. Krabs!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Look, I'm putting my own money into the register, Mr. Krabs!
"Look, I'm putting my own money into the register, Mr. Krabs!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'll easily double your output, sponge hog!
"I'll easily double your output, sponge hog!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Help!
"Help!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Boys, the Krabby Patties!
"Boys, the Krabby Patties!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
So, who's the winner of Employee of the Month?
"So, who's the winner of Employee of the Month?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Wait! Boys, the Krabby Patties!
"Wait! Boys, the Krabby Patties!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Boys, wait...!
"Boys, wait...!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SPONGEBOB: Hey, Squidward.
"SPONGEBOB: Hey, Squidward."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, Squidward.
"Hey, Squidward."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, I'll bite.
"Okay, I'll bite."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Annoy Squidward day?
"Annoy Squidward day?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, silly.
"No, silly."
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's on the 15th.
"That's on the 15th."
SpongeBob SquarePants
so you'll work harder for no extra money.
"so you'll work harder for no extra money."
SpongeBob SquarePants
That is not true, Squidward.
"That is not true, Squidward."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, for what?
"Oh, for what?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
There's no clear-cut winner.
"There's no clear-cut winner."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Squidward appears to be on the verge of a breakout.
"Squidward appears to be on the verge of a breakout."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Huh?
"Huh?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
That's right, SpongeBob.
"That's right, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing ) ( laughing )
"( laughing ) ( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing )
"( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Making Krabby Patties?
"Making Krabby Patties?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Please, don't tell Mr. Krabs about this.
"Please, don't tell Mr. Krabs about this."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I already told you, that award is a bunch of...
"I already told you, that award is a bunch of..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
And this is a symbol of what I think
"And this is a symbol of what I think"
SpongeBob SquarePants
of the Employee of the Month award!
"of the Employee of the Month award!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( clang ) Ow!
"( clang ) Ow!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm telling you for the last time,
"I'm telling you for the last time,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What if Squidward's right?
"What if Squidward's right?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
This is war now, Private.
"This is war now, Private."
SpongeBob SquarePants
But, sir...
"But, sir..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
There's no room for "buts" in war, soldier.
"There's no room for "buts" in war, soldier."
SpongeBob SquarePants
He wants you to crack.
"He wants you to crack."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Crystal, sir.
"Crystal, sir."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Good. Now move out!
"Good. Now move out!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up.
"He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Target sighted.
"Target sighted."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Huh?
"Huh?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( Squidward gargling )
"( Squidward gargling )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Huh?
"Huh?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob!
"SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Maybe so, but I did win Employee of the Month 26 months in a row.
"Maybe so, but I did win Employee of the Month 26 months in a row."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Are y... are you trying to say that you are better than me?
"Are y... are you trying to say that you are better than me?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I've been better than you for 26 months... and it'll be 27 tomorrow.
"I've been better than you for 26 months... and it'll be 27 tomorrow."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm going to show you
"I'm going to show you"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I will prove to you I am far more competent than you.
"I will prove to you I am far more competent than you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well, I'm going in early to wax the floors.
"Well, I'm going in early to wax the floors."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Don't bother, I'll have done it already
"Don't bother, I'll have done it already"
SpongeBob SquarePants
by the time you get there.
"by the time you get there."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You're not leaving before me.
"You're not leaving before me."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh?
"Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No. How about you?
"No. How about you?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Nope.
"Nope."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( chuckling )
"( chuckling )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( screams )
"( screams )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm going to wring you dry when I get out of here.
"I'm going to wring you dry when I get out of here."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Now, get me out of here.
"Now, get me out of here."
SpongeBob SquarePants