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Clips from SpongeBob SquarePants - Boating School (S01E01)

Short Films 1999 Season 1, Episode 4 9 min ★ 9.7/10 (11 ratings) 260 clips
Short Comedy

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I've never felt so capable...!
"I've never felt so capable...!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Squidward, Squidward...
"Squidward, Squidward..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Yes!
"Yes!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, I doubt it.
"Hey, I doubt it."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay.
"Okay."
SpongeBob SquarePants
See you on the road.
"See you on the road."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Here I come, Mrs. Puff.
"Here I come, Mrs. Puff."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, l'm ready, I'm ready.
"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, l'm ready, I'm ready."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( sighs )
"( sighs )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm not ready.
"I'm not ready."
SpongeBob SquarePants
We'll see about that, SpongeBob.
"We'll see about that, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
First I must pass the oral exam.
"First I must pass the oral exam."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, number one.
"Okay, number one."
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Stern.
"Stern."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Port, skipper, deck, cabin,
"Port, skipper, deck, cabin,"
SpongeBob SquarePants
galley, keel, 1924.
"galley, keel, 1924."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, in this boat, right here?
"Oh, in this boat, right here?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
All you have to do is get on the track.
"All you have to do is get on the track."
SpongeBob SquarePants
The boat?
"The boat?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, now, what do you do next?
"Okay, now, what do you do next?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, don't, don't floor it!
"No, don't, don't floor it!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't know.
"I don't know."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm tired of failing that boating test.
"I'm tired of failing that boating test."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, 38.
"Okay, 38."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What is it, Patrick?
"What is it, Patrick?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I got a surprise for you.
"I got a surprise for you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.
"Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, now what, Patrick?
"Okay, now what, Patrick?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, I'm at the closet.
"Okay, I'm at the closet."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What's pink and square at the same time?
"What's pink and square at the same time?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I don't know, Patrick.
"I don't know, Patrick."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( Gary meows )
"( Gary meows )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I know all the answers...
"I know all the answers..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I just need something
"I just need something"
SpongeBob SquarePants
This is great... While I'm taking the test
"This is great... While I'm taking the test"
SpongeBob SquarePants
you can give me all the answers.
"you can give me all the answers."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Wait a minute, Patrick.
"Wait a minute, Patrick."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing.
"Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( yells )
"( yells )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over.
"Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hold on, hold on...
"Hold on, hold on..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You're ready to get that license.
"You're ready to get that license."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( mooing )
"( mooing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Let's get this over with.
"Let's get this over with."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( breathes deeply )
"( breathes deeply )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What's the first thing you do?
"What's the first thing you do?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I...
"I..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Whoa!
"Whoa!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
You started the boat?
"You started the boat?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I... I think so.
"I... I think so."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Well...
"Well..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
what's the second thing you do?
"what's the second thing you do?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
to your first turn.
"to your first turn."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, no, the first turn.
"Oh, no, the first turn."
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at the first turn.
"at the first turn."
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Right!
"Right!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
You're doing fine.
"You're doing fine."
SpongeBob SquarePants
MRS. PUFF: Splendid!
"MRS. PUFF: Splendid!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing )
"( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
is some kind of antenna?
"is some kind of antenna?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( laughing )
"( laughing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, yes...
"Oh, yes..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm cheating?
"I'm cheating?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I do have an antenna under my hat.
"I do have an antenna under my hat."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm cheating, I'm cheating.
"I'm cheating, I'm cheating."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( inflating )
"( inflating )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mrs. Puff?
"Mrs. Puff?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( sobbing )
"( sobbing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
This is it, Gary.
"This is it, Gary."
SpongeBob SquarePants
The big boating exam is today.
"The big boating exam is today."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What?
"What?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
SQUIDWARD: Ready to move?
"SQUIDWARD: Ready to move?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm ready, I'm ready, l'm ready...
"I'm ready, I'm ready, l'm ready..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-
"I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-"
SpongeBob SquarePants
eady-eady-eady-eady, ready.
"eady-eady-eady-eady, ready."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( examinee whooping it up )
"( examinee whooping it up )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, I just got my license.
"Hey, I just got my license."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hey, I'm getting mine next.
"Hey, I'm getting mine next."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm ready!
"I'm ready!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hi, Mrs. Puff.
"Hi, Mrs. Puff."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam.
"Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam."
SpongeBob SquarePants
First we must...
"First we must..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What is the front of the boat?
"What is the front of the boat?"
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The bow.
"The bow."
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What is the back?
"What is the back?"
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Number three: "Right" is...
"Number three: "Right" is..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Starboard.
"Starboard."
SpongeBob SquarePants
take the driving portion of the exam.
"take the driving portion of the exam."
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Okay, SpongeBob.
"Okay, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Is it time already?
"Is it time already?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Get in the boat, SpongeBob.
"Get in the boat, SpongeBob."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
"Oh, yeah, absolutely."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?
"Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, no.
"No, no."
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob!
"SpongeBob!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's only the boat.
"It's only the boat."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Floor it?
"Floor it?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Yes... no!
"Yes... no!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, don't floor it.
"No, don't floor it."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Floor it?
"Floor it?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
No, no, no!
"No, no, no!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( in deep voice ): Oh, SpongeBob... why?
"( in deep voice ): Oh, SpongeBob... why?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I've already taken it 37 times.
"I've already taken it 37 times."
SpongeBob SquarePants
( meows )
"( meows )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
( meowing )
"( meowing )"
SpongeBob SquarePants
PATRICK: SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.
"PATRICK: SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Get out of bed.
"Get out of bed."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Go to your closet for a surprise.
"Go to your closet for a surprise."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick SquarePants!
"Patrick SquarePants!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
Pat, don't do that.
"Pat, don't do that."
SpongeBob SquarePants
What's the problem?
"What's the problem?"
SpongeBob SquarePants
I can't pass my boating exam.
"I can't pass my boating exam."
SpongeBob SquarePants
I've taken it 37...
"I've taken it 37..."
SpongeBob SquarePants
to help me think straight.
"to help me think straight."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Thinking straight is what I do.
"Thinking straight is what I do."
SpongeBob SquarePants
You drive, and I'll do all the thinking for you.
"You drive, and I'll do all the thinking for you."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hello.
"Hello."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Hello.
"Hello."
SpongeBob SquarePants
Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head?
"Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head?"
SpongeBob SquarePants