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Clips from Peacemaker - A Whole New Whirled (S01E01)

Short Films 2022 Season 1, Episode 1 3 min 936 clips
Short Comedy

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is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish.
"is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish."
Peacemaker
I cherish peace with all my heart.
"I cherish peace with all my heart."
Peacemaker
I need to kill to get it.
"I need to kill to get it."
Peacemaker
Press. People deserve to know.
"Press. People deserve to know."
Peacemaker
Miss Waller charged me with making sure
"Miss Waller charged me with making sure"
Peacemaker
those records don't level this building.
"those records don't level this building."
Peacemaker
-(PIPE CLANGS) -(BOTH GRUNT)
"-(PIPE CLANGS) -(BOTH GRUNT)"
Peacemaker
(WEAKLY) "Peacemaker." What a joke.
"(WEAKLY) "Peacemaker." What a joke."
Peacemaker
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can.
"and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can."
Peacemaker
WALLER: Not our problem. We've achieved the objective.
"WALLER: Not our problem. We've achieved the objective."
Peacemaker
This is your last motherfuckin' warning!
"This is your last motherfuckin' warning!"
Peacemaker
Your clearest path is Calle Aguero.
"Your clearest path is Calle Aguero."
Peacemaker
So, as long as you agree
"So, as long as you agree"
Peacemaker
So, I can leave?
"So, I can leave?"
Peacemaker
Enjoy life.
"Enjoy life."
Peacemaker
I don't have any weed on me, man.
"I don't have any weed on me, man."
Peacemaker
-Dude, I really need somebody I can trust-- -Don't trust me, man.
"-Dude, I really need somebody I can trust-- -Don't trust me, man."
Peacemaker
-I ain't trustworthy worth shit. -What?
"-I ain't trustworthy worth shit. -What?"
Peacemaker
-You went to MIT? -Oh, yeah.
"-You went to MIT? -Oh, yeah."
Peacemaker
Fine! Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy,
"Fine! Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy,"
Peacemaker
I would never betray a secret.
"I would never betray a secret."
Peacemaker
-Get outta here, motherfucker! -You a fan?
"-Get outta here, motherfucker! -You a fan?"
Peacemaker
No, man, don't say that. Why say that?
"No, man, don't say that. Why say that?"
Peacemaker
He bangs chicks? Good for him.
"He bangs chicks? Good for him."
Peacemaker
Integrity.
"Integrity."
Peacemaker
no matter how many people I have to kill to get it.
"no matter how many people I have to kill to get it."
Peacemaker
The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!
"The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!"
Peacemaker
and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied?
"and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied?"
Peacemaker
Yes. Thank you. Now, what do you need?
"Yes. Thank you. Now, what do you need?"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
"♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ I float straight to the stars On that flying thing ♪
"♪ I float straight to the stars On that flying thing ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Get a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪
"♪ Get a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
"♪ What's going up Must come down ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ But you Dancing with blinkers on ♪
"♪ But you Dancing with blinkers on ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ (SONG ENDS) ♪ -(SCREECHING CONTINUES)
"-♪ (SONG ENDS) ♪ -(SCREECHING CONTINUES)"
Peacemaker
-(TRAFFIC NOISE) -(BIRDSONG)
"-(TRAFFIC NOISE) -(BIRDSONG)"
Peacemaker
-We made it. Hey. Come on. -(SIGHS)
"-We made it. Hey. Come on. -(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
(CHUCKLES) As far as I know, she only had one pussy.
"(CHUCKLES) As far as I know, she only had one pussy."
Peacemaker
-That's just her name. -(CHUCKLES) Okay.
"-That's just her name. -(CHUCKLES) Okay."
Peacemaker
Well, I hope then that it's a boy,
"Well, I hope then that it's a boy,"
Peacemaker
...Lois and Chuck would love that. (CHUCKLES)
"...Lois and Chuck would love that. (CHUCKLES)"
Peacemaker
-♪ (FORLORN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Just worried.
"-♪ (FORLORN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Just worried."
Peacemaker
(INHALES DEEPLY)
"(INHALES DEEPLY)"
Peacemaker
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
Peacemaker
-CAB DRIVER: Here? -Yeah.
"-CAB DRIVER: Here? -Yeah."
Peacemaker
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
"Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)"
Peacemaker
but maybe it's a million bucks.
"but maybe it's a million bucks."
Peacemaker
(ENGINE REVVING)
"(ENGINE REVVING)"
Peacemaker
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
(CHILDREN LAUGHING, SHOUTING)
"(CHILDREN LAUGHING, SHOUTING)"
Peacemaker
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Peacemaker
(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
(EXHALING HEAVILY)
"(EXHALING HEAVILY)"
Peacemaker
-(PHONE BEEPING) -VIGILANTE: Dude, uh,
"-(PHONE BEEPING) -VIGILANTE: Dude, uh,"
Peacemaker
Fuck!
"Fuck!"
Peacemaker
-(CLANKING CONTINUES) -What the fuck is he doing?
"-(CLANKING CONTINUES) -What the fuck is he doing?"
Peacemaker
I report directly to Amanda Waller.
"I report directly to Amanda Waller."
Peacemaker
This is Harcourt, who you may know
"This is Harcourt, who you may know"
Peacemaker
is tech and tactics.
"is tech and tactics."
Peacemaker
(CLICKS TONGUE) Domestic situation,
"(CLICKS TONGUE) Domestic situation,"
Peacemaker
So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? (CHUCKLES)
"So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? (CHUCKLES)"
Peacemaker
Still, my desire for a jetpack remains,
"Still, my desire for a jetpack remains,"
Peacemaker
-Kill people? -Bad people.
"-Kill people? -Bad people."
Peacemaker
-in his fuckin' garden. -Joe who?
"-in his fuckin' garden. -Joe who?"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
liberal human faces
"liberal human faces"
Peacemaker
I don't get enough attention, I gotta have you
"I don't get enough attention, I gotta have you"
Peacemaker
chattin' up my fruity neighbors?
"chattin' up my fruity neighbors?"
Peacemaker
♪ (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
-and went to prison? -That's not what I'm sayin'.
"-and went to prison? -That's not what I'm sayin'."
Peacemaker
-Then what are you sayin'? -It's my service.
"-Then what are you sayin'? -It's my service."
Peacemaker
Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? (CHUCKLES)
"Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? (CHUCKLES)"
Peacemaker
-Dad, he's just awesome, right? -(SCREECHING)
"-Dad, he's just awesome, right? -(SCREECHING)"
Peacemaker
This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle.
"This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle."
Peacemaker
(STEADY DRIPPING)
"(STEADY DRIPPING)"
Peacemaker
"Fucking you" how?
""Fucking you" how?"
Peacemaker
You guys hear that, right? It's not just me?
"You guys hear that, right? It's not just me?"
Peacemaker
Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it.
"Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it."
Peacemaker
-(COUGHS) -I'll get-- I'll get water.
"-(COUGHS) -I'll get-- I'll get water."
Peacemaker
You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese
"You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese"
Peacemaker
is confidential.
"is confidential."
Peacemaker
-♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(EXHALES DEEPLY)
"-♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(EXHALES DEEPLY)"
Peacemaker
Look, I just came by to get Eagly
"Look, I just came by to get Eagly"
Peacemaker
I never gave you a second thought
"I never gave you a second thought"
Peacemaker
Just tell me which one you think is best?
"Just tell me which one you think is best?"
Peacemaker
No. This guy.
"No. This guy."
Peacemaker
-HOST: Mm-hmm. -Thank you.
"-HOST: Mm-hmm. -Thank you."
Peacemaker
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(SIGHS)
"-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
on a mission?
"on a mission?"
Peacemaker
People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts.
"People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts."
Peacemaker
-Sorry-- -Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you?
"-Sorry-- -Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you?"
Peacemaker
Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles.
"Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles."
Peacemaker
(INHALES DEEPLY) "Good choice."
"(INHALES DEEPLY) "Good choice.""
Peacemaker
CLEMSON MURN: All right, Peacemaker. That's enough.
"CLEMSON MURN: All right, Peacemaker. That's enough."
Peacemaker
I've always had unusually colored hair.
"I've always had unusually colored hair."
Peacemaker
♪ Twerk it, and twerk it Get my little tush out ♪
"♪ Twerk it, and twerk it Get my little tush out ♪"
Peacemaker
I'm excited, it is normal.
"I'm excited, it is normal."
Peacemaker
Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne. Uh, not--
"Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne. Uh, not--"
Peacemaker
not the one that you may know.
"not the one that you may know."
Peacemaker
ADRIAN: That's cool.
"ADRIAN: That's cool."
Peacemaker
-Hey. -(SCREECHES)
"-Hey. -(SCREECHES)"
Peacemaker
Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it.
"Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it."
Peacemaker
You know, he was so happy to see me today,
"You know, he was so happy to see me today,"
Peacemaker
he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me.
"he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me."
Peacemaker
-You're the new girl, huh? -Yeah.
"-You're the new girl, huh? -Yeah."
Peacemaker
LEOTA: What?
"LEOTA: What?"
Peacemaker
when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn?
"when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn?"
Peacemaker
and not always for the right side.
"and not always for the right side."
Peacemaker
-'Night, Arbysmola. -(CHUCKLING) It's Adebayo.
"-'Night, Arbysmola. -(CHUCKLING) It's Adebayo."
Peacemaker
Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp-Arm."
"Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp-Arm.""
Peacemaker
(SCREECHES)
"(SCREECHES)"
Peacemaker
♪ Just one last thing On my mind ♪
"♪ Just one last thing On my mind ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on ♪
"♪ Come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on ♪"
Peacemaker
-(LAUGHTER) -♪ ("SUMMERTIME GIRLS" BY Y&T PLAYING) ♪
"-(LAUGHTER) -♪ ("SUMMERTIME GIRLS" BY Y&T PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
CUSTOMER 1: Oh, woo-hoo.
"CUSTOMER 1: Oh, woo-hoo."
Peacemaker
-CUSTOMER 2: She's a babe. -♪ Oh, yeah, I... ♪
"-CUSTOMER 2: She's a babe. -♪ Oh, yeah, I... ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ I think I love her too Oh, I ♪
"♪ I think I love her too Oh, I ♪"
Peacemaker
-Hey! -♪ I can't help myself ♪
"-Hey! -♪ I can't help myself ♪"
Peacemaker