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Clips from Peacemaker - Murn After Reading (S01E01)

Short Films 2022 Season 1, Episode 6 3 min 821 clips
Short Comedy

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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
(LEOTA ADEBAYO PANTS)
"(LEOTA ADEBAYO PANTS)"
Peacemaker
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
"(THUNDER RUMBLING)"
Peacemaker
Harcourt, hand me my gun!
"Harcourt, hand me my gun!"
Peacemaker
-She knows? -She was walking around
"-She knows? -She was walking around"
Peacemaker
He's not gonna like that. He's touchy about his helmets.
"He's not gonna like that. He's touchy about his helmets."
Peacemaker
What the fuck?
"What the fuck?"
Peacemaker
I already knew he had way more Butterfly knowledge
"I already knew he had way more Butterfly knowledge"
Peacemaker
No. The one in Goff. What was her real name?
"No. The one in Goff. What was her real name?"
Peacemaker
You can't pronounce it with a human tongue.
"You can't pronounce it with a human tongue."
Peacemaker
You're oversensitive?
"You're oversensitive?"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS) That's when they started leeching.
"(SIGHS) That's when they started leeching."
Peacemaker
Yeah, you killed someone, whoever Murn really was!
"Yeah, you killed someone, whoever Murn really was!"
Peacemaker
So I inhabited the worst person I could find.
"So I inhabited the worst person I could find."
Peacemaker
I took his freedom and his face.
"I took his freedom and his face."
Peacemaker
He doesn't want Waller knowing he's keeping something from her.
"He doesn't want Waller knowing he's keeping something from her."
Peacemaker
-♪ Getting high ♪ -♪ Getting brave ♪
"-♪ Getting high ♪ -♪ Getting brave ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪
"♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪
"♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪"
Peacemaker
All right, kids. And that's how I defeated Kite Man,
"All right, kids. And that's how I defeated Kite Man,"
Peacemaker
one of the world's most dangerous villains,
"one of the world's most dangerous villains,"
Peacemaker
with only my two fists, my Desert Eagle,
"with only my two fists, my Desert Eagle,"
Peacemaker
due to gravity?
"due to gravity?"
Peacemaker
-Have you ever met the Flash? -Yeah, I have met the Flash.
"-Have you ever met the Flash? -Yeah, I have met the Flash."
Peacemaker
Dude, I said, "Effing." Any more questions?
"Dude, I said, "Effing." Any more questions?"
Peacemaker
Yeah, Rubik's Cube World Champion 2025?
"Yeah, Rubik's Cube World Champion 2025?"
Peacemaker
(INDISTINCT DISTANT VOICES)
"(INDISTINCT DISTANT VOICES)"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪"
Peacemaker
-What? -(CLAPPING) Okay, guys!
"-What? -(CLAPPING) Okay, guys!"
Peacemaker
Thank you, Adiva, for bringing your uncle,
"Thank you, Adiva, for bringing your uncle,"
Peacemaker
I appreciate you doing this, man.
"I appreciate you doing this, man."
Peacemaker
he promised me he'd always be there for me,
"he promised me he'd always be there for me,"
Peacemaker
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
“ching chong chickety chopsticks.”
"“ching chong chickety chopsticks.”"
Peacemaker
(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
Peacemaker
What in the Sam Hill's happening here?
"What in the Sam Hill's happening here?"
Peacemaker
...and I was issued an arrest warrant
"...and I was issued an arrest warrant"
Peacemaker
Get the troops together. Let's go get Peacemaker.
"Get the troops together. Let's go get Peacemaker."
Peacemaker
Oh, God. No, it's over.
"Oh, God. No, it's over."
Peacemaker
(CHUCKLES) Oh, such a good, handsome boy.
"(CHUCKLES) Oh, such a good, handsome boy."
Peacemaker
-Getting hungry there, Goff? -(SQUEAKS)
"-Getting hungry there, Goff? -(SQUEAKS)"
Peacemaker
I could have fed you to Eagly.
"I could have fed you to Eagly."
Peacemaker
I'll try to swipe some more.
"I'll try to swipe some more."
Peacemaker
♪ Checking out A new sensation... ♪
"♪ Checking out A new sensation... ♪"
Peacemaker
(ADEBAYO SIGHING)
"(ADEBAYO SIGHING)"
Peacemaker
♪ I can't hear a thing ♪
"♪ I can't hear a thing ♪"
Peacemaker
-Whoa. -You have something?
"-Whoa. -You have something?"
Peacemaker
Let me check something out.
"Let me check something out."
Peacemaker
We're gonna approach with caution,
"We're gonna approach with caution,"
Peacemaker
Peacemaker is a trained killer.
"Peacemaker is a trained killer."
Peacemaker
Do not hesitate to shoot him if he shows resistance.
"Do not hesitate to shoot him if he shows resistance."
Peacemaker
How did you know it was me?
"How did you know it was me?"
Peacemaker
You knock in a very annoying way.
"You knock in a very annoying way."
Peacemaker
so I'm making up for it by having a dangerous pet.
"so I'm making up for it by having a dangerous pet."
Peacemaker
with a tiger on a leash.
"with a tiger on a leash."
Peacemaker
Dude, my advice? Cut it out with the introspection.
"Dude, my advice? Cut it out with the introspection."
Peacemaker
(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
"(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)"
Peacemaker
it's interesting that a praying mantis thing has a favorite color
"it's interesting that a praying mantis thing has a favorite color"
Peacemaker
That is mildly interesting, but he just drew a peace sign on the jar.
"That is mildly interesting, but he just drew a peace sign on the jar."
Peacemaker
-Don't we wanna see what's up with that? -Yes, we do.
"-Don't we wanna see what's up with that? -Yes, we do."
Peacemaker
Listen!
"Listen!"
Peacemaker
Dude, you're upset about that?
"Dude, you're upset about that?"
Peacemaker
so we can help you get back home, like in E.T.?
"so we can help you get back home, like in E.T.?"
Peacemaker
♪ Life in plas... ♪
"♪ Life in plas... ♪"
Peacemaker
MURN: (OVER PHONE) Vigilante, have you seen Peacemaker?
"MURN: (OVER PHONE) Vigilante, have you seen Peacemaker?"
Peacemaker
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
(SQUEALS, SCREECHES)
"(SQUEALS, SCREECHES)"
Peacemaker
-(GOFF SQUEAKS) -SOPHIE SONG: Listen up.
"-(GOFF SQUEAKS) -SOPHIE SONG: Listen up."
Peacemaker
I'm taping Goff to me so I have both hands free.
"I'm taping Goff to me so I have both hands free."
Peacemaker
POLICE OFFICER 2: Clear!
"POLICE OFFICER 2: Clear!"
Peacemaker
(OFFICERS SPEAKING URGENTLY)
"(OFFICERS SPEAKING URGENTLY)"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
Spread out and search the surrounding area.
"Spread out and search the surrounding area."
Peacemaker
(EXHALES IN DISBELIEF)
"(EXHALES IN DISBELIEF)"
Peacemaker
I think I just saw one jump off the roof.
"I think I just saw one jump off the roof."
Peacemaker
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
All right. Where's your car?
"All right. Where's your car?"
Peacemaker
Get what?
"Get what?"
Peacemaker
-(GRUNTS) -(GOFF SQUEAKING)
"-(GRUNTS) -(GOFF SQUEAKING)"
Peacemaker
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
-POLICE OFFICER: There they are! -Sophie!
"-POLICE OFFICER: There they are! -Sophie!"
Peacemaker
-Hey! Hey, I'm here. Hey, hey. -(GROANS)
"-Hey! Hey, I'm here. Hey, hey. -(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
-POLICE OFFICER: Freeze! -(GUNSHOTS)
"-POLICE OFFICER: Freeze! -(GUNSHOTS)"
Peacemaker
(GUNSHOTS)
"(GUNSHOTS)"
Peacemaker
-I told you not to do that! -Look, at worst, he's paralyzed!
"-I told you not to do that! -Look, at worst, he's paralyzed!"
Peacemaker
Oh, shit!
"Oh, shit!"
Peacemaker
Hey! Stop right there! (GROANS)
"Hey! Stop right there! (GROANS)"
Peacemaker
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Peacemaker
(GASPS)
"(GASPS)"
Peacemaker
until we get an ambulance here. Soph! Hey, Soph!
"until we get an ambulance here. Soph! Hey, Soph!"
Peacemaker
-Soph! -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
"-Soph! -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪"
Peacemaker
-No! -What the fuck, dude? No!
"-No! -What the fuck, dude? No!"
Peacemaker
My bad, then. Sorry, dude. That was a pretty big fuck-up on my part.
"My bad, then. Sorry, dude. That was a pretty big fuck-up on my part."
Peacemaker
LARRY: Peacemaker?
"LARRY: Peacemaker?"
Peacemaker
Had on a black mask and, uh...
"Had on a black mask and, uh..."
Peacemaker
but I think Locke was just describing
"but I think Locke was just describing"
Peacemaker
-Soph! -(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
"-Soph! -(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)"
Peacemaker
There's some real crazy shit in there.
"There's some real crazy shit in there."
Peacemaker
(HESITATES)
"(HESITATES)"
Peacemaker
Because Peacemaker has masculinity issues.
"Because Peacemaker has masculinity issues."
Peacemaker
Why?
"Why?"
Peacemaker
so some people consider it derogatory.
"so some people consider it derogatory."
Peacemaker
God damn it, Peacemaker.
"God damn it, Peacemaker."
Peacemaker
-Soph, what's going on? -Nothing.
"-Soph, what's going on? -Nothing."
Peacemaker
Soph, those aren't even words.
"Soph, those aren't even words."
Peacemaker
But in the end, this is better for everyone.
"But in the end, this is better for everyone."
Peacemaker
Just enjoy the moment.
"Just enjoy the moment."
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC BECOMES OMINOUS) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC BECOMES OMINOUS) ♪"
Peacemaker
This is the truck that Adebayo found
"This is the truck that Adebayo found"
Peacemaker
I was able to access all the security camera footage
"I was able to access all the security camera footage"
Peacemaker
I'm guessing this barn is where the amber fluid is coming from.
"I'm guessing this barn is where the amber fluid is coming from."
Peacemaker
Okay, you're half-right. But you score 50 percent on a test at school,
"Okay, you're half-right. But you score 50 percent on a test at school,"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Bleeding stitches On the fresh-cut wounds ♪
"♪ Bleeding stitches On the fresh-cut wounds ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Confident in her riding boots And behind the... ♪
"♪ Confident in her riding boots And behind the... ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ And I think she's like A demon aphrodisiac ♪
"♪ And I think she's like A demon aphrodisiac ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Come on, pretty monster Gimme ♪
"♪ Come on, pretty monster Gimme ♪"
Peacemaker