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Clips from Peacemaker - Better Goff Dead (S01E01)

Short Films 2022 Season 1, Episode 3 3 min 724 clips
Short Comedy

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Homunculi freak me the fuck out.
"Homunculi freak me the fuck out."
Peacemaker
Yeah, I don't like what they're up to.
"Yeah, I don't like what they're up to."
Peacemaker
Hey, Doll Man, you ever meet him?
"Hey, Doll Man, you ever meet him?"
Peacemaker
Nobody told me I had to deal with fuckin' homunculi.
"Nobody told me I had to deal with fuckin' homunculi."
Peacemaker
-she came like, four times? -We know who she is.
"-she came like, four times? -We know who she is."
Peacemaker
-What if it's a clue? -It's not.
"-What if it's a clue? -It's not."
Peacemaker
Where's this tiny spaceship now?
"Where's this tiny spaceship now?"
Peacemaker
and I know what's normal.
"and I know what's normal."
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: I was about to go, and then you had to say that.
"VIGILANTE: I was about to go, and then you had to say that."
Peacemaker
-(SCOFFS) -PEACEMAKER: Okay.
"-(SCOFFS) -PEACEMAKER: Okay."
Peacemaker
because there's a bunch of rumors going around
"because there's a bunch of rumors going around"
Peacemaker
even though I mostly kill white people, so...
"even though I mostly kill white people, so..."
Peacemaker
-♪ Make a pose ♪ -♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪
"-♪ Make a pose ♪ -♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪
"♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪
"♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪
"♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪
"♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(EAGLY SCREECHES)
"-♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(EAGLY SCREECHES)"
Peacemaker
♪ Breaking night and day Can't stop crying ♪
"♪ Breaking night and day Can't stop crying ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ I'm a powertrain Can't stop fightin' ♪
"♪ I'm a powertrain Can't stop fightin' ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ I am, yeah ♪ -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
"-♪ I am, yeah ♪ -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪"
Peacemaker
Facebook's lying to me every day for no reason.
"Facebook's lying to me every day for no reason."
Peacemaker
Senator Goff is a butterfly, and we need to take him out.
"Senator Goff is a butterfly, and we need to take him out."
Peacemaker
because Harcourt said that it would be dangerous if we stayed in the same suite.
"because Harcourt said that it would be dangerous if we stayed in the same suite."
Peacemaker
if you don't change the settings.
"if you don't change the settings."
Peacemaker
What?
"What?"
Peacemaker
What does this have to do with anything?
"What does this have to do with anything?"
Peacemaker
Hey, uh, where's the dove of peace?
"Hey, uh, where's the dove of peace?"
Peacemaker
the dove of peace on it.
"the dove of peace on it."
Peacemaker
Fuck!
"Fuck!"
Peacemaker
I guess not.
"I guess not."
Peacemaker
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Peacemaker
So, uh...
"So, uh..."
Peacemaker
I'm trying to do what I can to make up for my past.
"I'm trying to do what I can to make up for my past."
Peacemaker
sad.
"sad."
Peacemaker
(CHUCKLING) Come on. You've never shared any feeling?
"(CHUCKLING) Come on. You've never shared any feeling?"
Peacemaker
-You are? -MURN: No.
"-You are? -MURN: No."
Peacemaker
Here they come. Here they come.
"Here they come. Here they come."
Peacemaker
Uh, it's Berenstain Bears.
"Uh, it's Berenstain Bears."
Peacemaker
The children's books, it's Berenstain Bears,
"The children's books, it's Berenstain Bears,"
Peacemaker
It's Berenstein Bears.
"It's Berenstein Bears."
Peacemaker
Mm, absolutely not. It's actually named
"Mm, absolutely not. It's actually named"
Peacemaker
-Does this fuckin' matter? -No, sir.
"-Does this fuckin' matter? -No, sir."
Peacemaker
-The macaroni... -Kid's not as ugly in person.
"-The macaroni... -Kid's not as ugly in person."
Peacemaker
-He's playing with the kids. -MRS. GOFF: Kids, it's time for bed now.
"-He's playing with the kids. -MRS. GOFF: Kids, it's time for bed now."
Peacemaker
I know what he's about to do.
"I know what he's about to do."
Peacemaker
make the big motherfucker in front of him disappear, okay?
"make the big motherfucker in front of him disappear, okay?"
Peacemaker
You want me to take him out too?
"You want me to take him out too?"
Peacemaker
-Why? -The second they were out
"-Why? -The second they were out"
Peacemaker
They're politicians, right?
"They're politicians, right?"
Peacemaker
I don't know. Maybe they're just weird. I th--
"I don't know. Maybe they're just weird. I th--"
Peacemaker
I'm not a fuckin' drawer, okay?
"I'm not a fuckin' drawer, okay?"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
♪ ("WOULD YOU LOVE A CREATURE" BY SISTER PLAYING) ♪
"♪ ("WOULD YOU LOVE A CREATURE" BY SISTER PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ I just can't stretch My wings to fly ♪
"♪ I just can't stretch My wings to fly ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Nothing heavenly Within my command ♪
"♪ Nothing heavenly Within my command ♪"
Peacemaker
My old man, I guess.
"My old man, I guess."
Peacemaker
-Dads. -(CHUCKLES)
"-Dads. -(CHUCKLES)"
Peacemaker
-Which one? -Mm, the 20.
"-Which one? -Mm, the 20."
Peacemaker
♪ Would you love A creature like me... ♪
"♪ Would you love A creature like me... ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Would you love A creature like me... ♪
"♪ Would you love A creature like me... ♪"
Peacemaker
Hey, can you, uh, can you watch for a second? I gotta go...
"Hey, can you, uh, can you watch for a second? I gotta go..."
Peacemaker
(GRUNTING)
"(GRUNTING)"
Peacemaker
Dude, they know you're here. Get out of the bushes.
"Dude, they know you're here. Get out of the bushes."
Peacemaker
(SIGHING) Fuck.
"(SIGHING) Fuck."
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: Why don't we just take out the bodyguards
"VIGILANTE: Why don't we just take out the bodyguards"
Peacemaker
What the fuck?
"What the fuck?"
Peacemaker
-Even the kids? -MURN: Yes! All four bears, now!
"-Even the kids? -MURN: Yes! All four bears, now!"
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: Hey, dude, move over for a sec.
"VIGILANTE: Hey, dude, move over for a sec."
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: And now, Papa Bear, ou--
"VIGILANTE: And now, Papa Bear, ou--"
Peacemaker
It's a martial arts term, it means convergence of energy.
"It's a martial arts term, it means convergence of energy."
Peacemaker
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Peacemaker
Fuck.
"Fuck."
Peacemaker
Adebayo.
"Adebayo."
Peacemaker
(JUDOMASTER SHRIEKS)
"(JUDOMASTER SHRIEKS)"
Peacemaker
Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
Peacemaker
All right, I'm cool.
"All right, I'm cool."
Peacemaker
-People are depending on us! -We have three kids.
"-People are depending on us! -We have three kids."
Peacemaker
-(GUNSHOT) -(LEOTA SHRIEKS)
"-(GUNSHOT) -(LEOTA SHRIEKS)"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
HARCOURT: Hey.
"HARCOURT: Hey."
Peacemaker
You can count the veins in your dick.
"You can count the veins in your dick."
Peacemaker
(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
Fuck!
"Fuck!"
Peacemaker
♪ ("SIX FEET UNDER" BY KISSIN' DYNAMITE PLAYING) ♪
"♪ ("SIX FEET UNDER" BY KISSIN' DYNAMITE PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ And I still wait and wonder ♪
"♪ And I still wait and wonder ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ I've got some sad girl Some bitch is crying ♪
"♪ I've got some sad girl Some bitch is crying ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ It feels good ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under... ♪
"-♪ It feels good ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under... ♪"
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: What the fuck?
"VIGILANTE: What the fuck?"
Peacemaker
-♪ No one controls ♪ -♪ Six feet, six... ♪
"-♪ No one controls ♪ -♪ Six feet, six... ♪"
Peacemaker
Take the tunnel to the forest.
"Take the tunnel to the forest."
Peacemaker
From there, get to Glan Tai, let them know
"From there, get to Glan Tai, let them know"
Peacemaker
♪ Sunlight And how the stars shine ♪
"♪ Sunlight And how the stars shine ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Unstressed And sometimes sappy ♪
"♪ Unstressed And sometimes sappy ♪"
Peacemaker
(BEEPS)
"(BEEPS)"
Peacemaker
Where the hell's the door?
"Where the hell's the door?"
Peacemaker
♪ Some sad girl Some bitch is crying ♪
"♪ Some sad girl Some bitch is crying ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Thanks for the attack ♪
"♪ Thanks for the attack ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ It feels good ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
"-♪ It feels good ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ This place is mine ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
"-♪ This place is mine ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ It's my home ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪
"-♪ It's my home ♪ -♪ Six feet, six feet under ♪"
Peacemaker
(GASPS)
"(GASPS)"
Peacemaker
♪ Six feet under... ♪
"♪ Six feet under... ♪"
Peacemaker
Wait, wait. Wait, wait, no, no, no!
"Wait, wait. Wait, wait, no, no, no!"
Peacemaker
-No! (GRUNTS) -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
"-No! (GRUNTS) -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪"
Peacemaker
You need to tell me what you know, how you know it,
"You need to tell me what you know, how you know it,"
Peacemaker
-(ELECTRICITY BUZZES) -(SCREAMS)
"-(ELECTRICITY BUZZES) -(SCREAMS)"
Peacemaker
Fuck!
"Fuck!"
Peacemaker
What is it?
"What is it?"
Peacemaker
Your body's way more toned than it used to be.
"Your body's way more toned than it used to be."
Peacemaker
No, not the fucking car, you little fucker!
"No, not the fucking car, you little fucker!"
Peacemaker
Dude, if someone doesn't have their pinky toe,
"Dude, if someone doesn't have their pinky toe,"
Peacemaker
It's the most important toe in the human body!
"It's the most important toe in the human body!"
Peacemaker
I don't think that's true.
"I don't think that's true."
Peacemaker
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
God! (CRIES)
"God! (CRIES)"
Peacemaker
'Cause your blades are dull as fuck, man! (SCREAMS)
"'Cause your blades are dull as fuck, man! (SCREAMS)"
Peacemaker
♪ ("CHOOSE ME" BY BAND-MAID PLAYING ON RADIO) ♪
"♪ ("CHOOSE ME" BY BAND-MAID PLAYING ON RADIO) ♪"
Peacemaker