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Clips from Peacemaker - It's Cow or Never (S01E01)

Short Films 2022 Season 1, Episode 8 3 min 775 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

Episodes from this show

-and I-- -(MAKES FART NOISE)
"-and I-- -(MAKES FART NOISE)"
Peacemaker
-(MAKES FART NOISES) -(MAKES FART NOISES)
"-(MAKES FART NOISES) -(MAKES FART NOISES)"
Peacemaker
I really am sorry, I'm just trying to--
"I really am sorry, I'm just trying to--"
Peacemaker
-(MAKES FART NOISES) -(MAKES FART NOISES)
"-(MAKES FART NOISES) -(MAKES FART NOISES)"
Peacemaker
-(MAKES FART NOISE) -(MAKES FART NOISE, LAUGHS)
"-(MAKES FART NOISE) -(MAKES FART NOISE, LAUGHS)"
Peacemaker
I am just trying to apologize!
"I am just trying to apologize!"
Peacemaker
Set me up to take the fall and then you try to send me to prison,
"Set me up to take the fall and then you try to send me to prison,"
Peacemaker
and you think "I'm sorry" is gonna cut it?
"and you think "I'm sorry" is gonna cut it?"
Peacemaker
my fifth best friend, Adebayo, and now you guys are ruining it.
"my fifth best friend, Adebayo, and now you guys are ruining it."
Peacemaker
♪ Make a move extreme ♪
"♪ Make a move extreme ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ Make a pose ♪ -♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪
"-♪ Make a pose ♪ -♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ Set, go ♪ -♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪
"-♪ Set, go ♪ -♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪
"♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
(BRAKES SQUEAK)
"(BRAKES SQUEAK)"
Peacemaker
maybe you could call in the Justice League?
"maybe you could call in the Justice League?"
Peacemaker
This is our only chance to stop them,
"This is our only chance to stop them,"
Peacemaker
Yes, ma'am.
"Yes, ma'am."
Peacemaker
(GROWLS)
"(GROWLS)"
Peacemaker
How much longer is it going to be?
"How much longer is it going to be?"
Peacemaker
LEOTA ADEBAYO: Hey, Peacemaker...
"LEOTA ADEBAYO: Hey, Peacemaker..."
Peacemaker
This is Underwater World, allows you to breathe underwater.
"This is Underwater World, allows you to breathe underwater."
Peacemaker
Okay, not sure how we can use that.
"Okay, not sure how we can use that."
Peacemaker
This one is Anti-Gravity. Allows you to float.
"This one is Anti-Gravity. Allows you to float."
Peacemaker
-Aimlessly? -No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me.
"-Aimlessly? -No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me."
Peacemaker
This is Sonic Boom. It's the one I used to stop the rocker chick.
"This is Sonic Boom. It's the one I used to stop the rocker chick."
Peacemaker
-and just float it over there. -(ANTI-GRAVITY HELMET BEEPS)
"-and just float it over there. -(ANTI-GRAVITY HELMET BEEPS)"
Peacemaker
Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
"Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
"(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)"
Peacemaker
-I didn't know it was that voice sensitive! -Fuck it, no big deal.
"-I didn't know it was that voice sensitive! -Fuck it, no big deal."
Peacemaker
(SCREECHES)
"(SCREECHES)"
Peacemaker
That's right. Good. Okay.
"That's right. Good. Okay."
Peacemaker
(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
Peacemaker
-Take it! Take it. -(EAGLY SCREECHES)
"-Take it! Take it. -(EAGLY SCREECHES)"
Peacemaker
-Take the helmet. -Eagly, take the helmet.
"-Take the helmet. -Eagly, take the helmet."
Peacemaker
-Good, Eagly, good. Good boy. -(SCREECHES)
"-Good, Eagly, good. Good boy. -(SCREECHES)"
Peacemaker
♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
-(EXCLAIMS) -Go to the barn. Go to the barn.
"-(EXCLAIMS) -Go to the barn. Go to the barn."
Peacemaker
♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC STOPS) ♪
"♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC STOPS) ♪"
Peacemaker
but his biggest flaw
"but his biggest flaw"
Peacemaker
(SIGHING)
"(SIGHING)"
Peacemaker
(COW ROARS)
"(COW ROARS)"
Peacemaker
(MACHINE NOISE RISING IN PITCH)
"(MACHINE NOISE RISING IN PITCH)"
Peacemaker
How are ants a more important part
"How are ants a more important part"
Peacemaker
How many fish are there?
"How many fish are there?"
Peacemaker
I don't know! But probably as many as there are ants!
"I don't know! But probably as many as there are ants!"
Peacemaker
Oh, fuck.
"Oh, fuck."
Peacemaker
EMILIA: Smith?
"EMILIA: Smith?"
Peacemaker
Holy shit.
"Holy shit."
Peacemaker
Cool. I'll do it.
"Cool. I'll do it."
Peacemaker
You can't do it, man. Goff knows what we look like.
"You can't do it, man. Goff knows what we look like."
Peacemaker
is how often people shit themselves when they die.
"is how often people shit themselves when they die."
Peacemaker
-Don't show any expression. -Yeah, like Harcourt.
"-Don't show any expression. -Yeah, like Harcourt."
Peacemaker
Fuck. Fine!
"Fuck. Fine!"
Peacemaker
-(SIGHS) -Would you look away?
"-(SIGHS) -Would you look away?"
Peacemaker
-EMILIA: (OVER RADIO) John, you copy? -Yes. Copy.
"-EMILIA: (OVER RADIO) John, you copy? -Yes. Copy."
Peacemaker
-Relax your face. -Shut up, I know.
"-Relax your face. -Shut up, I know."
Peacemaker
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
Peacemaker
(SOFTLY) Fuck.
"(SOFTLY) Fuck."
Peacemaker
-I'm going inside. -Why?
"-I'm going inside. -Why?"
Peacemaker
Fuck!
"Fuck!"
Peacemaker
Would you shut the fuck up?
"Would you shut the fuck up?"
Peacemaker
and an elevator.
"and an elevator."
Peacemaker
Yeah, of course.
"Yeah, of course."
Peacemaker
-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(GROWLS)
"-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(GROWLS)"
Peacemaker
John, you copy?
"John, you copy?"
Peacemaker
JOHN: The fuck is that? (BREATHING HEAVILY)
"JOHN: The fuck is that? (BREATHING HEAVILY)"
Peacemaker
And when he did, he used the cheapest brand,
"And when he did, he used the cheapest brand,"
Peacemaker
until recently...
"until recently..."
Peacemaker
That guy just put this down here!
"That guy just put this down here!"
Peacemaker
(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
"(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)"
Peacemaker
-How did that even happen? -My hands are sweaty!
"-How did that even happen? -My hands are sweaty!"
Peacemaker
No.
"No."
Peacemaker
(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
"(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)"
Peacemaker
-EMILIA: Now! -Activate Sonic Boom.
"-EMILIA: Now! -Activate Sonic Boom."
Peacemaker
(SONIC BOOM)
"(SONIC BOOM)"
Peacemaker
(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
The fuck am I?
"The fuck am I?"
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: What's the plan, man?
"VIGILANTE: What's the plan, man?"
Peacemaker
♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
"♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
-(GROWLS) -♪ Get it on ♪
"-(GROWLS) -♪ Get it on ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ Get on top ♪ -♪ Make a move extreme ♪
"-♪ Get on top ♪ -♪ Make a move extreme ♪"
Peacemaker
(GUNSHOTS)
"(GUNSHOTS)"
Peacemaker
♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪
"♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪"
Peacemaker
-(VIGILANTE GRUNTS) -(BUTTERFLIES GRUNT)
"-(VIGILANTE GRUNTS) -(BUTTERFLIES GRUNT)"
Peacemaker
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
"♪ What's going up Must come down ♪"
Peacemaker
(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪"
Peacemaker
(PANTS)
"(PANTS)"
Peacemaker
♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪
"♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
"♪ What's going up Must come down ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
"♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ (CLIMACTIC MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
"♪ (CLIMACTIC MUSIC SWELLS) ♪"
Peacemaker
Dude, God, damn it! You're gonna get hurt!
"Dude, God, damn it! You're gonna get hurt!"
Peacemaker
(PANTS)
"(PANTS)"
Peacemaker
(COUGHS, WHEEZES)
"(COUGHS, WHEEZES)"
Peacemaker
(COUGHS, GROANS)
"(COUGHS, GROANS)"
Peacemaker
Be with me, baby Jesus.
"Be with me, baby Jesus."
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
Oh.
"Oh."
Peacemaker
(SIGNAL BEEPING)
"(SIGNAL BEEPING)"
Peacemaker
(PANTS, GROANS)
"(PANTS, GROANS)"
Peacemaker
(SIGNAL BEEPING)
"(SIGNAL BEEPING)"
Peacemaker
(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)
"(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES TO BUILD) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES TO BUILD) ♪"
Peacemaker
(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
-♪ (MUSIC RESTS) ♪ -(PANTS)
"-♪ (MUSIC RESTS) ♪ -(PANTS)"
Peacemaker
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Peacemaker
-(WOODEN PLANKS CLATTERING) -(GROANS)
"-(WOODEN PLANKS CLATTERING) -(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
-Adebayo, no! -♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
"-Adebayo, no! -♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪"
Peacemaker
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Peacemaker
(SILENCE)
"(SILENCE)"
Peacemaker
Oh, Jesus, I told her not to use that one.
"Oh, Jesus, I told her not to use that one."
Peacemaker
It is.
"It is."
Peacemaker
Murn told us the truth already.
"Murn told us the truth already."
Peacemaker
You've murdered innocent people all over the country
"You've murdered innocent people all over the country"
Peacemaker
(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
Peacemaker
The cow would help the last of our people survive
"The cow would help the last of our people survive"
Peacemaker
as our people had been,
"as our people had been,"
Peacemaker