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Clips from Peacemaker - Monkey Dory (S01E01)

Short Films 2022 Season 1, Episode 5 3 min 711 clips
Short Comedy

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(GRINDING)
"(GRINDING)"
Peacemaker
(SQUAWKS)
"(SQUAWKS)"
Peacemaker
(EAGLY SQUAWKS)
"(EAGLY SQUAWKS)"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪"
Peacemaker
(SQUAWKING QUIETLY)
"(SQUAWKING QUIETLY)"
Peacemaker
(EXCITED SQUAWKING)
"(EXCITED SQUAWKING)"
Peacemaker
It's very meaningful to me, but no.
"It's very meaningful to me, but no."
Peacemaker
Yeah. Yeah, I know, I saw.
"Yeah. Yeah, I know, I saw."
Peacemaker
Love you too, buddy.
"Love you too, buddy."
Peacemaker
(WHISPERING) Fuck.
"(WHISPERING) Fuck."
Peacemaker
-Lee. -...though. I'm, uh...
"-Lee. -...though. I'm, uh..."
Peacemaker
Not yet, okay? I have to go.
"Not yet, okay? I have to go."
Peacemaker
But right now... it seems like you're choosing this.
"But right now... it seems like you're choosing this."
Peacemaker
I'm not.
"I'm not."
Peacemaker
(SMOOCHES)
"(SMOOCHES)"
Peacemaker
(DOOR CLOSES)
"(DOOR CLOSES)"
Peacemaker
the billionaire CEO of Waresoft,
"the billionaire CEO of Waresoft,"
Peacemaker
(SIGHS) The butt is an orifice, okay?
"(SIGHS) The butt is an orifice, okay?"
Peacemaker
He uber-liebes the old scheisse, as I understand it.
"He uber-liebes the old scheisse, as I understand it."
Peacemaker
MURN: The butterflies' unique genetic structure
"MURN: The butterflies' unique genetic structure"
Peacemaker
of all the dead butterflies.
"of all the dead butterflies."
Peacemaker
-potentially significant. -(WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT)
"-potentially significant. -(WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT)"
Peacemaker
This was on the bulletin board in the Goff home.
"This was on the bulletin board in the Goff home."
Peacemaker
where Annie Sturphausen was employed.
"where Annie Sturphausen was employed."
Peacemaker
Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison.
"Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison."
Peacemaker
-Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna... -What the fuck?
"-Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna... -What the fuck?"
Peacemaker
So, I don't want to stay here overnight if there's no cable.
"So, I don't want to stay here overnight if there's no cable."
Peacemaker
I'm going to stay back and deal with the White Dragon situation.
"I'm going to stay back and deal with the White Dragon situation."
Peacemaker
♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
"♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Getting snow blind ♪
"♪ Getting snow blind ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪
"♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪
"♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪
"♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
"♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ The whole world's wrong But you ♪
"♪ The whole world's wrong But you ♪"
Peacemaker
SOPHIE SONG: What do you want, Smith?
"SOPHIE SONG: What do you want, Smith?"
Peacemaker
who said that you kidnapped them.
"who said that you kidnapped them."
Peacemaker
are all over the murder victim's apartment.
"are all over the murder victim's apartment."
Peacemaker
or if someone's gaming the system,
"or if someone's gaming the system,"
Peacemaker
My shithead fucking son.
"My shithead fucking son."
Peacemaker
and say that I don't think he considered it a compliment
"and say that I don't think he considered it a compliment"
Peacemaker
I didn't go through puberty until my mid-20s.
"I didn't go through puberty until my mid-20s."
Peacemaker
but the other guys, after Chris came up with
"but the other guys, after Chris came up with"
Peacemaker
a nickname for them, usually based on their penises,
"a nickname for them, usually based on their penises,"
Peacemaker
without them claiming to be a victim?
"without them claiming to be a victim?"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Fuck you, fuck them And fuck the world too ♪
"♪ Fuck you, fuck them And fuck the world too ♪"
Peacemaker
That sounded very sincere, thank you very much.
"That sounded very sincere, thank you very much."
Peacemaker
named after Martin Luther King Jr.,
"named after Martin Luther King Jr.,"
Peacemaker
-VIGILANTE: "Lith Street Kids"? -No, it says "11th Street Kids."
"-VIGILANTE: "Lith Street Kids"? -No, it says "11th Street Kids.""
Peacemaker
when I was 14 during a year abroad.
"when I was 14 during a year abroad."
Peacemaker
It requires something other than your... usual sledgehammer.
"It requires something other than your... usual sledgehammer."
Peacemaker
Fuck me.
"Fuck me."
Peacemaker
Hey... Detective.
"Hey... Detective."
Peacemaker
(EVAN SIGHS)
"(EVAN SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
Yeah, that's him.
"Yeah, that's him."
Peacemaker
Amber. Now is not the time to lie, all right?
"Amber. Now is not the time to lie, all right?"
Peacemaker
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
You're not taking that in there.
"You're not taking that in there."
Peacemaker
-(CHAINSAW STOPS) -You're not bringing that.
"-(CHAINSAW STOPS) -You're not bringing that."
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: Hey, I agree with Peacemaker.
"VIGILANTE: Hey, I agree with Peacemaker."
Peacemaker
We can't go in there unprepared.
"We can't go in there unprepared."
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: Oh, come on, please?
"VIGILANTE: Oh, come on, please?"
Peacemaker
Vigilante, you're with me.
"Vigilante, you're with me."
Peacemaker
We'll check the bays around back.
"We'll check the bays around back."
Peacemaker
Nothing.
"Nothing."
Peacemaker
You're definitely gonna be chill?
"You're definitely gonna be chill?"
Peacemaker
I'm fucking chill, dude. Jesus, relax.
"I'm fucking chill, dude. Jesus, relax."
Peacemaker
-(GUNSHOT) -(ADEBAYO SHRIEKS)
"-(GUNSHOT) -(ADEBAYO SHRIEKS)"
Peacemaker
(GUNSHOTS)
"(GUNSHOTS)"
Peacemaker
X-ray vision. I can see in their brains.
"X-ray vision. I can see in their brains."
Peacemaker
Fuck.
"Fuck."
Peacemaker
(ADEBAYO SCOFFS)
"(ADEBAYO SCOFFS)"
Peacemaker
ADEBAYO: (OVER RADIO) So, yeah, we got an issue.
"ADEBAYO: (OVER RADIO) So, yeah, we got an issue."
Peacemaker
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
"(BREATHES HEAVILY)"
Peacemaker
(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)
"(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)"
Peacemaker
and some butterflies have trapped us inside of some sort of...
"and some butterflies have trapped us inside of some sort of..."
Peacemaker
(GUN COCKS)
"(GUN COCKS)"
Peacemaker
(MUTTERING) Oh, I was just... uh...
"(MUTTERING) Oh, I was just... uh..."
Peacemaker
(WHISPERING) There.
"(WHISPERING) There."
Peacemaker
(WORKERS SCREECHING)
"(WORKERS SCREECHING)"
Peacemaker
Shit. Yo, what the hell is that?
"Shit. Yo, what the hell is that?"
Peacemaker
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Peacemaker
Eat peace, motherfuckers!
"Eat peace, motherfuckers!"
Peacemaker
(VAN RATTLES)
"(VAN RATTLES)"
Peacemaker
Oh, really? I need to tell you to run from a fucking bomb?
"Oh, really? I need to tell you to run from a fucking bomb?"
Peacemaker
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
-(ROARS) -Oh, no.
"-(ROARS) -Oh, no."
Peacemaker
-(GORILLA ROARS) -(GRUNTS)
"-(GORILLA ROARS) -(GRUNTS)"
Peacemaker
-(GROWLING) -(GUNSHOTS)
"-(GROWLING) -(GUNSHOTS)"
Peacemaker
-(GORILLA ROARS) -(CLATTERING)
"-(GORILLA ROARS) -(CLATTERING)"
Peacemaker
(CHAINSAW REVVING)
"(CHAINSAW REVVING)"
Peacemaker
(CHAINSAW STOPS)
"(CHAINSAW STOPS)"
Peacemaker
♪ Rush hour just began And I ran for my life ♪
"♪ Rush hour just began And I ran for my life ♪"
Peacemaker
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ I can't afford To miss the bus ♪
"(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ I can't afford To miss the bus ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Or I'll go and miss All the fuss... ♪
"♪ Or I'll go and miss All the fuss... ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ I just can't Miss her tonight ♪
"♪ I just can't Miss her tonight ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ And I'm so hot ♪
"♪ And I'm so hot ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Gee, I'm so hot ♪
"♪ Gee, I'm so hot ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ And give her A great big kiss ♪
"♪ And give her A great big kiss ♪"
Peacemaker
Motherfucker! You corrupt motherfuckers!
"Motherfucker! You corrupt motherfuckers!"
Peacemaker
They match the prints at the crime scene.
"They match the prints at the crime scene."
Peacemaker
SONG: You gotta be fucking kidding me.
"SONG: You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Peacemaker
(SIGHS) All right. Uh, okay.
"(SIGHS) All right. Uh, okay."
Peacemaker
were double-checked and they came back a match.
"were double-checked and they came back a match."
Peacemaker
But I saw the prints for myself. He was right, they don't match.
"But I saw the prints for myself. He was right, they don't match."
Peacemaker
(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)
"(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)"
Peacemaker
Also, I don't mean to brag, sir, but it becomes a brag
"Also, I don't mean to brag, sir, but it becomes a brag"
Peacemaker
Technically, I think it was a super-gorilla,
"Technically, I think it was a super-gorilla,"
Peacemaker
That wouldn't be cool at all. Why would that be cool?
"That wouldn't be cool at all. Why would that be cool?"
Peacemaker
But that can wait until tomorrow.
"But that can wait until tomorrow."
Peacemaker
-Good game. -Yeah.
"-Good game. -Yeah."
Peacemaker
I mean, it would've been a lot cooler
"I mean, it would've been a lot cooler"
Peacemaker
if Economos came in and he was like, "Hey!"
"if Economos came in and he was like, "Hey!""
Peacemaker
What are you talking about, man?
"What are you talking about, man?"
Peacemaker
Fuckin' Thimble.
"Fuckin' Thimble."
Peacemaker
Hey, sweetie.
"Hey, sweetie."
Peacemaker