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Clips from Peacemaker - Best Friends, For Never (S01E01)

Short Films 2022 Season 1, Episode 2 3 min 835 clips
Short Comedy
(SIGHS, GROANS)
"(SIGHS, GROANS)"
Peacemaker
What the fuck is Project Butterfly?
"What the fuck is Project Butterfly?"
Peacemaker
I hooked up with a chick, and I'm not saying that to make you jealous.
"I hooked up with a chick, and I'm not saying that to make you jealous."
Peacemaker
-(SIRENS BLARING) -But I'm gonna need a new ride. I blew up my car.
"-(SIRENS BLARING) -But I'm gonna need a new ride. I blew up my car."
Peacemaker
Going back to get my shit in her apartment!
"Going back to get my shit in her apartment!"
Peacemaker
Yeah, I can track you through the chip in your head.
"Yeah, I can track you through the chip in your head."
Peacemaker
(POUNDING)
"(POUNDING)"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
"♪ What's going up Must come down ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
"♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪
"♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪"
Peacemaker
-♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪ -♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪
"-♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪ -♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪"
Peacemaker
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
"(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)"
Peacemaker
You have him on the tracker?
"You have him on the tracker?"
Peacemaker
I don't think I need to remind you how important this operation is.
"I don't think I need to remind you how important this operation is."
Peacemaker
This op is off the books. We don't have regulations,
"This op is off the books. We don't have regulations,"
Peacemaker
Peacemaker's vehicle's at the scene.
"Peacemaker's vehicle's at the scene."
Peacemaker
Can you change the name on the registration?
"Can you change the name on the registration?"
Peacemaker
♪ What's your kind of thing? I go... ♪
"♪ What's your kind of thing? I go... ♪"
Peacemaker
EMILIA HARCOURT: Could you move any fuckin' slower?
"EMILIA HARCOURT: Could you move any fuckin' slower?"
Peacemaker
HARCOURT: Oh, shit.
"HARCOURT: Oh, shit."
Peacemaker
LEOTA: Look, I know you don't believe me,
"LEOTA: Look, I know you don't believe me,"
Peacemaker
-(FABRIC RUSTLING) -♪ ("7 O'CLOCK" BY THE QUIREBOYS CONTINUES) ♪
"-(FABRIC RUSTLING) -♪ ("7 O'CLOCK" BY THE QUIREBOYS CONTINUES) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ I used to love her But she turned me away ♪
"♪ I used to love her But she turned me away ♪"
Peacemaker
PEACEMAKER: What is that, a cat?
"PEACEMAKER: What is that, a cat?"
Peacemaker
♪ I go, whoo hoo, yeah Whoo hoo, oh, yeah... ♪
"♪ I go, whoo hoo, yeah Whoo hoo, oh, yeah... ♪"
Peacemaker
I told you, I'm getting important shit!
"I told you, I'm getting important shit!"
Peacemaker
Your eagle?
"Your eagle?"
Peacemaker
SOPHIE: What was that on his head?
"SOPHIE: What was that on his head?"
Peacemaker
Jump?
"Jump?"
Peacemaker
HARCOURT: All right, go around back, go around back.
"HARCOURT: All right, go around back, go around back."
Peacemaker
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
"(ELEVATOR DINGS)"
Peacemaker
(SINGING) ♪ Gonna catch a bad guy Dun-dun-dun, duh... ♪
"(SINGING) ♪ Gonna catch a bad guy Dun-dun-dun, duh... ♪"
Peacemaker
Damn, my heart is beating! Is your heart beating?
"Damn, my heart is beating! Is your heart beating?"
Peacemaker
PEGGY: Was that four or five?
"PEGGY: Was that four or five?"
Peacemaker
Hey! Hey, stop right there!
"Hey! Hey, stop right there!"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪"
Peacemaker
-(KNOCKING) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
"-(KNOCKING) -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪"
Peacemaker
-(PANTING) Hey, man, what's up? -Uh...
"-(PANTING) Hey, man, what's up? -Uh..."
Peacemaker
I-- I signed up with the e-vite. You guys sent me a-- a...
"I-- I signed up with the e-vite. You guys sent me a-- a..."
Peacemaker
Knock on doors.
"Knock on doors."
Peacemaker
-Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up! -Okay, okay, okay.
"-Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up! -Okay, okay, okay."
Peacemaker
Evan, what is going on?
"Evan, what is going on?"
Peacemaker
EVAN: This guy broke in. Call the cops.
"EVAN: This guy broke in. Call the cops."
Peacemaker
-Well, thank you, sir. -Yeah, no problem.
"-Well, thank you, sir. -Yeah, no problem."
Peacemaker
Unfortunately, I have to tie you up.
"Unfortunately, I have to tie you up."
Peacemaker
-(SIGHS) -Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry.
"-(SIGHS) -Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry."
Peacemaker
It's clear.
"It's clear."
Peacemaker
Found this.
"Found this."
Peacemaker
(SIGHS)
"(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker
And we also seem to have a lot in common!
"And we also seem to have a lot in common!"
Peacemaker
-(EVAN'S MUFFLED YELLING) -(KNOCKING)
"-(EVAN'S MUFFLED YELLING) -(KNOCKING)"
Peacemaker
Fuck.
"Fuck."
Peacemaker
(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
Peacemaker
OFFICER: Go, go, go, go!
"OFFICER: Go, go, go, go!"
Peacemaker
What do we do now?
"What do we do now?"
Peacemaker
-Wait here. -Listen, I can help.
"-Wait here. -Listen, I can help."
Peacemaker
I'm stellar with weapons and combat.
"I'm stellar with weapons and combat."
Peacemaker
Being a wheelman is also dope! I got you!
"Being a wheelman is also dope! I got you!"
Peacemaker
(PEACEMAKER GROANS)
"(PEACEMAKER GROANS)"
Peacemaker
-(BOOT SLIPS) -(HELMET CLANGS)
"-(BOOT SLIPS) -(HELMET CLANGS)"
Peacemaker
-(GROANS) -(THUDS)
"-(GROANS) -(THUDS)"
Peacemaker
♪ (INTREPID MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
"♪ (INTREPID MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
Stop, police! Stop or I'll shoot!
"Stop, police! Stop or I'll shoot!"
Peacemaker
No, he's not fucking here yet!
"No, he's not fucking here yet!"
Peacemaker
-(GRUNTING) -(BULLETS RICOCHETING)
"-(GRUNTING) -(BULLETS RICOCHETING)"
Peacemaker
-(BACK WINDSHIELD SHATTERS) -LEOTA: Dude!
"-(BACK WINDSHIELD SHATTERS) -LEOTA: Dude!"
Peacemaker
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
"♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪"
Peacemaker
Not without stealing its soul.
"Not without stealing its soul."
Peacemaker
♪ ("BORDERLINE CRAZY" BY THE CRUEL INTENTIONS PLAYING) ♪
"♪ ("BORDERLINE CRAZY" BY THE CRUEL INTENTIONS PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ Hit the switch To ignition, honey ♪
"♪ Hit the switch To ignition, honey ♪"
Peacemaker
I'll put it in my notes.
"I'll put it in my notes."
Peacemaker
Is that a threat?
"Is that a threat?"
Peacemaker
That's my kid.
"That's my kid."
Peacemaker
Fork?
"Fork?"
Peacemaker
-Yeah. -Makes it like a baby thing.
"-Yeah. -Makes it like a baby thing."
Peacemaker
Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it.
"Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it."
Peacemaker
You hear anything about Peacemaker getting out of prison?
"You hear anything about Peacemaker getting out of prison?"
Peacemaker
No. I mean, you'd think we would've been notified.
"No. I mean, you'd think we would've been notified."
Peacemaker
SOPHIE: Yeah, you'd think.
"SOPHIE: Yeah, you'd think."
Peacemaker
I didn't know if you were going one or two!
"I didn't know if you were going one or two!"
Peacemaker
-What do we tell 'em? -Nothing.
"-What do we tell 'em? -Nothing."
Peacemaker
I'm not gonna do this if you keep calling me that name.
"I'm not gonna do this if you keep calling me that name."
Peacemaker
I'd rather be with Harley Quinn than you,
"I'd rather be with Harley Quinn than you,"
Peacemaker
Who's Bat-Mite?
"Who's Bat-Mite?"
Peacemaker
He's a two-foot-tall interdimensional imp who stans Batman.
"He's a two-foot-tall interdimensional imp who stans Batman."
Peacemaker
I'd rather be with him.
"I'd rather be with him."
Peacemaker
-Let's finish. -Fuck is the world coming to?
"-Let's finish. -Fuck is the world coming to?"
Peacemaker
You don't know her like I do. I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops,
"You don't know her like I do. I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops,"
Peacemaker
I got skills.
"I got skills."
Peacemaker
Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit. What about since then?
"Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit. What about since then?"
Peacemaker
PEACEMAKER: It's not her.
"PEACEMAKER: It's not her."
Peacemaker
You are so fucked up, it's adorable, Dye-beard.
"You are so fucked up, it's adorable, Dye-beard."
Peacemaker
(SNIFFLES)
"(SNIFFLES)"
Peacemaker
And nobody told me that!
"And nobody told me that!"
Peacemaker
MURN: Come again?
"MURN: Come again?"
Peacemaker
I'm a dick vampire, aren't I?
"I'm a dick vampire, aren't I?"
Peacemaker
♪ ("DON'T TREAT ME BAD" BY FIREHOUSE PLAYING) ♪
"♪ ("DON'T TREAT ME BAD" BY FIREHOUSE PLAYING) ♪"
Peacemaker
♪ That when you're playin' With fire ♪
"♪ That when you're playin' With fire ♪"
Peacemaker
(SOBS, MUMBLES)
"(SOBS, MUMBLES)"
Peacemaker
(SCREAMING)
"(SCREAMING)"
Peacemaker
but you pushed him away like you push everybody away,
"but you pushed him away like you push everybody away,"
Peacemaker
(SOBS) Flag was right. (SNIFFLES)
"(SOBS) Flag was right. (SNIFFLES)"
Peacemaker
-VIGILANTE: Dude, are you all right? -Fuck, dude.
"-VIGILANTE: Dude, are you all right? -Fuck, dude."
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: No! Who the fuck said that?
"VIGILANTE: No! Who the fuck said that?"
Peacemaker
-VIGILANTE: Because I'm funny? -Fucking funny, dude? No.
"-VIGILANTE: Because I'm funny? -Fucking funny, dude? No."
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: Well, I don't fucking know!
"VIGILANTE: Well, I don't fucking know!"
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: He did?
"VIGILANTE: He did?"
Peacemaker
I'm really happy you're back.
"I'm really happy you're back."
Peacemaker
I'm not crying.
"I'm not crying."
Peacemaker
And yes, this is a real badge.
"And yes, this is a real badge."
Peacemaker
I'm being a gentleman, you fuckin' asshole.
"I'm being a gentleman, you fuckin' asshole."
Peacemaker
AMBER: Dick.
"AMBER: Dick."
Peacemaker
PEACEMAKER: When I was arrested, the cops turned this place upside down for evidence.
"PEACEMAKER: When I was arrested, the cops turned this place upside down for evidence."
Peacemaker
No, you're not.
"No, you're not."
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: Well, who's your best friend then?
"VIGILANTE: Well, who's your best friend then?"
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: Yeah, I don't tell you my real identity for your sake.
"VIGILANTE: Yeah, I don't tell you my real identity for your sake."
Peacemaker
People will try to use you to get to me.
"People will try to use you to get to me."
Peacemaker
which is probably the reason why,
"which is probably the reason why,"
Peacemaker
VIGILANTE: See, when they put my mugshot
"VIGILANTE: See, when they put my mugshot"
Peacemaker