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Clips from #BlackAF - yo, between you and me... this is because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 5 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 1,207 clips
Comedy

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We're dancing.
"We're dancing."
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-No, you are not. -I'm doing the Orange Justice.
"-No, you are not. -I'm doing the Orange Justice."
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Me too!
"Me too!"
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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I crippled my kids.
"I crippled my kids."
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Not only do they not identify as black,
"Not only do they not identify as black,"
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even worse, they can't dance.
"even worse, they can't dance."
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Not being able to dance is worse than not identifying as black?
"Not being able to dance is worse than not identifying as black?"
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Cut the shit, Drea. Okay? I'm not in the mood.
"Cut the shit, Drea. Okay? I'm not in the mood."
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I know you forget this from time to time,
"I know you forget this from time to time,"
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but your mother is not 100% black.
"but your mother is not 100% black."
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Mom, you're the blackest person I know.
"Mom, you're the blackest person I know."
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You're black when you don't even need to be black.
"You're black when you don't even need to be black."
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I've got a tall caramel frappe for a Black Joya?
"I've got a tall caramel frappe for a Black Joya?"
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Oh, that's me.
"Oh, that's me."
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[chuckling] That's mine. I'm Black Joya.
"[chuckling] That's mine. I'm Black Joya."
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You don't understand, okay?
"You don't understand, okay?"
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When you are mixed,
"When you are mixed,"
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you are constantly tested on your blackness.
"you are constantly tested on your blackness."
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How many pairs of bamboo earrings do you have?
"How many pairs of bamboo earrings do you have?"
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What's your favorite episode of Martin?
"What's your favorite episode of Martin?"
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Name the Fab Five. Name the Jackson 5.
"Name the Fab Five. Name the Jackson 5."
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Name the Central Park 5.
"Name the Central Park 5."
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Name all the members of the Wayans family.
"Name all the members of the Wayans family."
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Do you know? No.
"Do you know? No."
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Chick-fil-A or Popeye's?
"Chick-fil-A or Popeye's?"
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A.1. or Lawry's?
"A.1. or Lawry's?"
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Can You Stand the Rain or Can You Stop the Rain?
"Can You Stand the Rain or Can You Stop the Rain?"
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These are important questions.
"These are important questions."
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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Yeah, exactly, whoa.
"Yeah, exactly, whoa."
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And if you know how to dance, it gets people off your back immediately.
"And if you know how to dance, it gets people off your back immediately."
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That's currency.
"That's currency."
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Can your mom dance?
"Can your mom dance?"
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Sure.
"Sure."
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Can you also see her mouthing the beat count?
"Can you also see her mouthing the beat count?"
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Also sure.
"Also sure."
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That son of a bitch.
"That son of a bitch."
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[hip-hop playing]
"[hip-hop playing]"
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Why does this bother you so much?
"Why does this bother you so much?"
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He just goes from one side to another--
"He just goes from one side to another--"
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Not the two-step, Mom. The fact that your kids can't dance.
"Not the two-step, Mom. The fact that your kids can't dance."
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Because I am their mother.
"Because I am their mother."
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Okay? And it is my job to send them out into the world
"Okay? And it is my job to send them out into the world"
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and they could pull out whenever they want,
"and they could pull out whenever they want,"
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and this is currency. They need currency.
"and this is currency. They need currency."
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Do you know what I'm saying?
"Do you know what I'm saying?"
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I-- I think you just said what you're saying.
"I-- I think you just said what you're saying."
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So you get that they need things in their toolbox right now.
"So you get that they need things in their toolbox right now."
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I want them to have that in there so they can pull it out when they need it.
"I want them to have that in there so they can pull it out when they need it."
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Okay, crazy!
"Okay, crazy!"
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[Kenya] Space Jam got a 35%.
"[Kenya] Space Jam got a 35%."
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Can you believe this shit?
"Can you believe this shit?"
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Yeah, with Space Jam, 35%.
"Yeah, with Space Jam, 35%."
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Michael Jordan fighting aliens, 35%. Top Gun?
"Michael Jordan fighting aliens, 35%. Top Gun?"
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Fifty-five percent. Maverick, Goose, Goose dies.
"Fifty-five percent. Maverick, Goose, Goose dies."
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-We have to have a barbecue. -Okay.
"-We have to have a barbecue. -Okay."
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-What? -With just your family.
"-What? -With just your family."
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Because my family is the problem!
"Because my family is the problem!"
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You guys heard that?
"You guys heard that?"
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Don't do that.
"Don't do that."
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-I'm just saying. -This is important.
"-I'm just saying. -This is important."
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Okay, we're having a black barbecue with my family
"Okay, we're having a black barbecue with my family"
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because your family's the problem.
"because your family's the problem."
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Put the guns--
"Put the guns--"
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Have you ever seen Boyz n the Hood? Let's go.
"Have you ever seen Boyz n the Hood? Let's go."
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Kids, I need you to put that Oculus up.
"Kids, I need you to put that Oculus up."
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-Why? -That thing's not released yet.
"-Why? -That thing's not released yet."
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What my dad is doing right now
"What my dad is doing right now"
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is both despicable and brilliant,
"is both despicable and brilliant,"
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which probably describes the man I love to a T.
"which probably describes the man I love to a T."
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He's hiding everything he cares about before his family shows up.
"He's hiding everything he cares about before his family shows up."
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Chlo,
"Chlo,"
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can you put the ride in the neighbor's yard?
"can you put the ride in the neighbor's yard?"
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-What about the Rover? -You think we should move the Range?
"-What about the Rover? -You think we should move the Range?"
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I mean, it is the Autobiography.
"I mean, it is the Autobiography."
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Goddamn it, that's why you're my favorite.
"Goddamn it, that's why you're my favorite."
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Danny! What the fuck are you doing, dude?
"Danny! What the fuck are you doing, dude?"
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I'm taking all your art down.
"I'm taking all your art down."
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-Why? -Because it's valuable.
"-Why? -Because it's valuable."
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Fucking brilliant, man.
"Fucking brilliant, man."
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[Joya] Babe?
"[Joya] Babe?"
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Is there a reason that the laptops are in the dryer?
"Is there a reason that the laptops are in the dryer?"
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[scoffs] You are so mixed.
"[scoffs] You are so mixed."
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What?
"What?"
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-Ridiculous. -♪ Drums please! ♪
"-Ridiculous. -♪ Drums please! ♪"
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[Drea] If you haven't gotten it by now,
"[Drea] If you haven't gotten it by now,"
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We see them three times a year and they live 15 miles away.
"We see them three times a year and they live 15 miles away."
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I mean, I know they're from Inglewood and all,
"I mean, I know they're from Inglewood and all,"
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but he acts like we've never seen a Crenshaw hoodie or Nissan Maxima.
"but he acts like we've never seen a Crenshaw hoodie or Nissan Maxima."
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[piano plinks]
"[piano plinks]"
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What's up, cuz? Hey, let me holla at you real quick.
"What's up, cuz? Hey, let me holla at you real quick."
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No, I'm not gonna sell you any of my pee.
"No, I'm not gonna sell you any of my pee."
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That ain't good business.
"That ain't good business."
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I know your pop's got money, but you gotta think smart, cuz.
"I know your pop's got money, but you gotta think smart, cuz."
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[Drea] There's Uncle Ray, who, for some reason,
"[Drea] There's Uncle Ray, who, for some reason,"
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is impressed by everything.
"is impressed by everything."
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I wanna ask y'all,
"I wanna ask y'all,"
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how many of these water bottles do y'all have?
"how many of these water bottles do y'all have?"
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Like, everybody get their own water bottle?
"Like, everybody get their own water bottle?"
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-Yeah. -That's crazy.
"-Yeah. -That's crazy."
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♪ School is out And there's sort of a buzz ♪
"♪ School is out And there's sort of a buzz ♪"
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[Drea] There's Uncle Ray's daughter, Simone.
"[Drea] There's Uncle Ray's daughter, Simone."
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[Drea chuckling] Uh, I was just saying hi.
"[Drea chuckling] Uh, I was just saying hi."
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I've never seen someone have such an adverse reaction to eye contact.
"I've never seen someone have such an adverse reaction to eye contact."
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I swear to God, keep looking at me.
"I swear to God, keep looking at me."
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-Trying it today. -[Drea] Okay.
"-Trying it today. -[Drea] Okay."
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And then there's Aunt Nadine.
"And then there's Aunt Nadine."
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Oh, hey, baby girl. Um...
"Oh, hey, baby girl. Um..."
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Top this off for me, all right?
"Top this off for me, all right?"
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[Drea] But also drunk as fuck.
"[Drea] But also drunk as fuck."
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What are you drinking?
"What are you drinking?"
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-Okay. -Or vodka.
"-Okay. -Or vodka."
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Or tequila.
"Or tequila."
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-Okay. -Or gin.
"-Okay. -Or gin."
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Gin, I mean, just, yeah.
"Gin, I mean, just, yeah."
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Don't put too much ice in it. I don't like it watered down.
"Don't put too much ice in it. I don't like it watered down."
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[Drea] And then there's my grandpa.
"[Drea] And then there's my grandpa."
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Stone cold player. Smooth.
"Stone cold player. Smooth."
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-How you doing, darling? -Hi, Grandpa.
"-How you doing, darling? -Hi, Grandpa."
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