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Clips from #BlackAF - hard to believe, but still because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 6 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 802 clips
Comedy
That should keep her asleep another hour or two until I can get back.
"That should keep her asleep another hour or two until I can get back."
#BlackAF
I'm Joya. I'm a lawyer.
"I'm Joya. I'm a lawyer."
#BlackAF
Couldn't you have just stopped at your name?
"Couldn't you have just stopped at your name?"
#BlackAF
free, I might add-- legal advice,
"free, I might add-- legal advice,"
#BlackAF
probably drenched in some kind of bodily fluid,
"probably drenched in some kind of bodily fluid,"
#BlackAF
The hell are you talking about?
"The hell are you talking about?"
#BlackAF
♪ Ho ♪
"♪ Ho ♪"
#BlackAF
♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪
"♪ Win, win, win, win, win ♪"
#BlackAF
that is still my degree.
"that is still my degree."
#BlackAF
So what's your take on mom not working?
"So what's your take on mom not working?"
#BlackAF
really more than three months for any of you guys.
"really more than three months for any of you guys."
#BlackAF
I guess I figured she'd be... taking care of the kids,
"I guess I figured she'd be... taking care of the kids,"
#BlackAF
-Hey, babe! -Yo! What up?
"-Hey, babe! -Yo! What up?"
#BlackAF
I made some breakfast, if you want some.
"I made some breakfast, if you want some."
#BlackAF
[Kenya] Working woman.
"[Kenya] Working woman."
#BlackAF
[softly] No, it's not.
"[softly] No, it's not."
#BlackAF
Did-- It sounded like you said something.
"Did-- It sounded like you said something."
#BlackAF
No. I was-- I'm gonna get some of this bacon...
"No. I was-- I'm gonna get some of this bacon..."
#BlackAF
-No. -You didn't say anything about the bacon?
"-No. -You didn't say anything about the bacon?"
#BlackAF
Why? You don't?
"Why? You don't?"
#BlackAF
Let me explain to you why I'm an inspiration.
"Let me explain to you why I'm an inspiration."
#BlackAF
every day.
"every day."
#BlackAF
Why don't you just get rid of her?
"Why don't you just get rid of her?"
#BlackAF
We can't just get rid of Lupe. Okay?
"We can't just get rid of Lupe. Okay?"
#BlackAF
Yo, about to be out. Happy hump day, by the way.
"Yo, about to be out. Happy hump day, by the way."
#BlackAF
Anyway, I see all this going on. I should-- What's up?
"Anyway, I see all this going on. I should-- What's up?"
#BlackAF
and then the boys' parent-teacher conference.
"and then the boys' parent-teacher conference."
#BlackAF
Wow.
"Wow."
#BlackAF
-make sure you can get through all that. -What?
"-make sure you can get through all that. -What?"
#BlackAF
Hump-- Hump day. I got you out back.
"Hump-- Hump day. I got you out back."
#BlackAF
[Drea exhaling]
"[Drea exhaling]"
#BlackAF
That's the problem with this family. Money has ruined us.
"That's the problem with this family. Money has ruined us."
#BlackAF
Did you even hear what I said?
"Did you even hear what I said?"
#BlackAF
But these kids were born with means, they're like DJ Khaled's kid.
"But these kids were born with means, they're like DJ Khaled's kid."
#BlackAF
-Or a Vera Lee? -No.
"-Or a Vera Lee? -No."
#BlackAF
That's great.
"That's great."
#BlackAF
I guess you could. I mean, I...
"I guess you could. I mean, I..."
#BlackAF
Uh, who is that over there giving you awful advice?
"Uh, who is that over there giving you awful advice?"
#BlackAF
[constant tweeting chimes]
"[constant tweeting chimes]"
#BlackAF
Like, at all.
"Like, at all."
#BlackAF
I think you mean poké.
"I think you mean poké."
#BlackAF
Is that how you say that?
"Is that how you say that?"
#BlackAF
you are a loving mother of six,
"you are a loving mother of six,"
#BlackAF
And it was at that moment, for some reason,
"And it was at that moment, for some reason,"
#BlackAF
And people were like, "What if that happened! Could you imagine?"
"And people were like, "What if that happened! Could you imagine?""
#BlackAF
Yes, we could imagine! 'Cause it happened! To black women.
"Yes, we could imagine! 'Cause it happened! To black women."
#BlackAF
Okay.
"Okay."
#BlackAF
We were glad to be a part of it and it wouldn't have happened without us.
"We were glad to be a part of it and it wouldn't have happened without us."
#BlackAF
because they happened at the same time, so we had to make a choice.
"because they happened at the same time, so we had to make a choice."
#BlackAF
And when our sons, brothers and fathers were being hosed down in the streets,
"And when our sons, brothers and fathers were being hosed down in the streets,"
#BlackAF
And thank God we made that choice
"And thank God we made that choice"
#BlackAF
We've always had to take care of everyone else.
"We've always had to take care of everyone else."
#BlackAF
We get lucky enough to marry someone who wants to take care of us,
"We get lucky enough to marry someone who wants to take care of us,"
#BlackAF
Now that we can do that, if I can get my foot in the door,
"Now that we can do that, if I can get my foot in the door,"
#BlackAF
[people laughing]
"[people laughing]"
#BlackAF
Emily, can you type "Thanos" into Google real quick?
"Emily, can you type "Thanos" into Google real quick?"
#BlackAF
-What? Hey, that's pretty dope. -[Nelson] Just like they did in the movie.
"-What? Hey, that's pretty dope. -[Nelson] Just like they did in the movie."
#BlackAF
This feels different.
"This feels different."
#BlackAF
for my son's thing at school?
"for my son's thing at school?"
#BlackAF
[sighing] I can-- I can-- You know what? I can cancel.
"[sighing] I can-- I can-- You know what? I can cancel."
#BlackAF
All right. Let's get back to work.
"All right. Let's get back to work."
#BlackAF
-Yeah, I'm staying. -She's staying. Okay.
"-Yeah, I'm staying. -She's staying. Okay."
#BlackAF
-You're staying, though, right? -Yeah.
"-You're staying, though, right? -Yeah."
#BlackAF
[Kenya] Okay, cool.
"[Kenya] Okay, cool."
#BlackAF
You renege on a deal in the streets, in the streets you can end up dead.
"You renege on a deal in the streets, in the streets you can end up dead."
#BlackAF
This is not the woman I married.
"This is not the woman I married."
#BlackAF
-[Leeza] Okay, ow. -[Broadway] Damn!
"-[Leeza] Okay, ow. -[Broadway] Damn!"
#BlackAF
-That's how we's to be-- -Better.
"-That's how we's to be-- -Better."
#BlackAF
So you're saying your wife has changed.
"So you're saying your wife has changed."
#BlackAF
My God.
"My God."
#BlackAF
How did he get burned in the first place, if you don't mind me asking?
"How did he get burned in the first place, if you don't mind me asking?"
#BlackAF
I didn't work for a while,
"I didn't work for a while,"
#BlackAF
I'm sorry, as someone who represents several women who were previously married,
"I'm sorry, as someone who represents several women who were previously married,"
#BlackAF
-Implies that there's a breadloser. -[Lavette and Jasmine chuckle]
"-Implies that there's a breadloser. -[Lavette and Jasmine chuckle]"
#BlackAF
Oh, no, that absolutely counted,
"Oh, no, that absolutely counted,"
#BlackAF
That's the kind of shit that'll get you fucked up.
"That's the kind of shit that'll get you fucked up."
#BlackAF
Do you understand how crazy it is
"Do you understand how crazy it is"
#BlackAF
I'm not saying I don't understand people growing and maturing
"I'm not saying I don't understand people growing and maturing"
#BlackAF
Dawg, do you have to call my wife a whore?
"Dawg, do you have to call my wife a whore?"
#BlackAF
[all] Whoa.
"[all] Whoa."
#BlackAF
Yes, JoJo! Yes.
"Yes, JoJo! Yes."
#BlackAF
-[Lavette] Absolutely. -You know, I get it.
"-[Lavette] Absolutely. -You know, I get it."
#BlackAF
being in my heels all day running around in court,
"being in my heels all day running around in court,"
#BlackAF
then coming home, making sure everybody's fed.
"then coming home, making sure everybody's fed."
#BlackAF
next to some Brazilian broad who's been in the spa all day.
"next to some Brazilian broad who's been in the spa all day."
#BlackAF
Is what I'm doing having a positive effect on you?
"Is what I'm doing having a positive effect on you?"
#BlackAF
And what's that supposed to mean?
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
#BlackAF
Watching you hustle had a huge impact on me.
"Watching you hustle had a huge impact on me."
#BlackAF
[scoffs] I guess I didn't think of it like that.
"[scoffs] I guess I didn't think of it like that."
#BlackAF
somewhere.
"somewhere."
#BlackAF
♪ Everywhere that I go Everywhere that I be ♪
"♪ Everywhere that I go Everywhere that I be ♪"
#BlackAF
["Blessed" by Daniel Caesar continues]
"["Blessed" by Daniel Caesar continues]"
#BlackAF
Yo.
"Yo."
#BlackAF
[Kenya] 'Cause-- Forget it. I can't say anything.
"[Kenya] 'Cause-- Forget it. I can't say anything."
#BlackAF
All right, you wanna know what my problem is, Jo?
"All right, you wanna know what my problem is, Jo?"
#BlackAF
So, like, instead of just being weird,
"So, like, instead of just being weird,"
#BlackAF
-You're, like, the king of competition. -Can I please finish?
"-You're, like, the king of competition. -Can I please finish?"
#BlackAF
And I feel like, all of a sudden, it feels like you abandoned that plan,
"And I feel like, all of a sudden, it feels like you abandoned that plan,"
#BlackAF
Worked, was a mother, was your wife,
"Worked, was a mother, was your wife,"
#BlackAF
you now have more nannies, more housekeepers,
"you now have more nannies, more housekeepers,"
#BlackAF
you've somehow convinced the gardener to start washing the cars.
"you've somehow convinced the gardener to start washing the cars."
#BlackAF
-the arguments keep starting up. -Fuck.
"-the arguments keep starting up. -Fuck."
#BlackAF
Hey, y'all, it's your girl Joya
"Hey, y'all, it's your girl Joya"
#BlackAF
about to do an interview with her daughter,
"about to do an interview with her daughter,"
#BlackAF
future NYU student. What what?
"future NYU student. What what?"
#BlackAF
#momlife, #Tischlife, #Joyalove.
"#momlife, #Tischlife, #Joyalove."
#BlackAF
You ready now?
"You ready now?"
#BlackAF
-Yes, camera ready. -[Drea] Great.
"-Yes, camera ready. -[Drea] Great."
#BlackAF
-So, tell me-- -One more thing. Sorry.
"-So, tell me-- -One more thing. Sorry."
#BlackAF
Hey, everybody. Should I move to New York with my daughter? Oh!
"Hey, everybody. Should I move to New York with my daughter? Oh!"
#BlackAF
[Drea] So if you can't tell, my mom's been going through it.
"[Drea] So if you can't tell, my mom's been going through it."
#BlackAF
Has been for a minute.
"Has been for a minute."
#BlackAF
Ever since she left the law firm,
"Ever since she left the law firm,"
#BlackAF
she's been trying to figure out what her next move might be.
"she's been trying to figure out what her next move might be."
#BlackAF
There was a YouTube cooking channel.
"There was a YouTube cooking channel."
#BlackAF
What you want to do is get these peppers real small,
"What you want to do is get these peppers real small,"
#BlackAF
as small as you possibly--
"as small as you possibly--"
#BlackAF
Ow! Shit.
"Ow! Shit."
#BlackAF
There was a political podcast.
"There was a political podcast."
#BlackAF
If you're gonna get out there and be the leader of the free world,
"If you're gonna get out there and be the leader of the free world,"
#BlackAF
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