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Clips from #BlackAF - yup, you guessed it. again, this is because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 4 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 873 clips
Comedy
[Drea] At his core, my dad's kind of a miserable person.
"[Drea] At his core, my dad's kind of a miserable person."
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[Drea] An expensively dressed,
"[Drea] An expensively dressed,"
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Jay-Z merch.
"Jay-Z merch."
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♪ Let's have a toast for the douchebags ♪
"♪ Let's have a toast for the douchebags ♪"
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At Taco Bell?
"At Taco Bell?"
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Pretty much anything Jay-Z.
"Pretty much anything Jay-Z."
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He's dumb.
"He's dumb."
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We did it! Yes!
"We did it! Yes!"
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Movie night? Pizza?
"Movie night? Pizza?"
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small yacht?
"small yacht?"
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[clearing throat]
"[clearing throat]"
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Dude, you are useless. What's that little stupid organizer for?
"Dude, you are useless. What's that little stupid organizer for?"
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Are you gonna hang my painting?
"Are you gonna hang my painting?"
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[Kenya] Um...
"[Kenya] Um..."
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It's Granny.
"It's Granny."
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You know the shit I see on the Internet, dude?
"You know the shit I see on the Internet, dude?"
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[sighing]
"[sighing]"
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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[footsteps approaching]
"[footsteps approaching]"
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-Yes! -Dad?
"-Yes! -Dad?"
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[soft jazz playing on speaker]
"[soft jazz playing on speaker]"
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[Marquise] It's so metaphorical.
"[Marquise] It's so metaphorical."
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Oh, we just came from marketing class.
"Oh, we just came from marketing class."
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Yeah. I mean, it's a vibe.
"Yeah. I mean, it's a vibe."
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That's what I'm saying.
"That's what I'm saying."
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Jo!
"Jo!"
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Could I be more hands-on like Jo is with the kids?
"Could I be more hands-on like Jo is with the kids?"
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[woman] Oh, my God. Okay. He got it.
"[woman] Oh, my God. Okay. He got it."
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[mouthing]
"[mouthing]"
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I will call your agent so fast.
"I will call your agent so fast."
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You are a diversity hire.
"You are a diversity hire."
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-That would be amazing. -We always work.
"-That would be amazing. -We always work."
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She wanted to see what was in the room.
"She wanted to see what was in the room."
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I'm telling you, gay niggas have a better life.
"I'm telling you, gay niggas have a better life."
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Let's go eat something, okay?
"Let's go eat something, okay?"
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It's really nice to meet all of you.
"It's really nice to meet all of you."
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[Joya chuckles]
"[Joya chuckles]"
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What?
"What?"
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Because she brings us some soggy waffles
"Because she brings us some soggy waffles"
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-Beyoncé. -I love Serena Williams too.
"-Beyoncé. -I love Serena Williams too."
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and I was like, "You know what? Fuck you."
"and I was like, "You know what? Fuck you.""
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[Kenya] Wow.
"[Kenya] Wow."
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I'm painting a picture.
"I'm painting a picture."
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You're not a father. You're just a nigga who needs a vasectomy.
"You're not a father. You're just a nigga who needs a vasectomy."
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Nelson.
"Nelson."
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And the job market looks at every black man like we're criminals,
"And the job market looks at every black man like we're criminals,"
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♪ We could've been somebody ♪
"♪ We could've been somebody ♪"
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-Hey, Dad! You made it! -[Kenya] Yeah.
"-Hey, Dad! You made it! -[Kenya] Yeah."
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How could he forget?
"How could he forget?"
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-[kids] Whoa! -[Jim] There it is! There it is!
"-[kids] Whoa! -[Jim] There it is! There it is!"
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[Jim] Shoot the laser!
"[Jim] Shoot the laser!"
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Why? Does it seem like I was bothered?
"Why? Does it seem like I was bothered?"
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My father stole dirt from Dodger Stadium
"My father stole dirt from Dodger Stadium"
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and built me a baseball mound in the backyard.
"and built me a baseball mound in the backyard."
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Try to do that.
"Try to do that."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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It was an insane first response.
"It was an insane first response."
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[engine revving]
"[engine revving]"
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♪ Better now than never Business before pleasure ♪
"♪ Better now than never Business before pleasure ♪"
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♪ Where my niggas is at? Where my niggas is at? ♪
"♪ Where my niggas is at? Where my niggas is at? ♪"
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♪ We got the real live shit  ♪
"♪ We got the real live shit  ♪"
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♪ It's all fucked up now ♪
"♪ It's all fucked up now ♪"
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What's up, Badgers?
"What's up, Badgers?"
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But in youth baseball, as in war,
"But in youth baseball, as in war,"
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something we learn is that shit happens.
"something we learn is that shit happens."
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Strokes aren't funny. Again, sorry about your dad, Brandon.
"Strokes aren't funny. Again, sorry about your dad, Brandon."
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so other than for Brandon, it's kinda a little bit of a blessing.
"so other than for Brandon, it's kinda a little bit of a blessing."
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Um, with that in mind, I brought some booties.
"Um, with that in mind, I brought some booties."
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Do I have to?
"Do I have to?"
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All right, guys. Let's go.
"All right, guys. Let's go."
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You'll get the next one. The sun was in your eyes on that one.
"You'll get the next one. The sun was in your eyes on that one."
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[grunts]
"[grunts]"
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-[Kenya moans] -Ow!
"-[Kenya moans] -Ow!"
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I'm a bad black dad.
"I'm a bad black dad."
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He could have done it with a real actor, but he did it with his son.
"He could have done it with a real actor, but he did it with his son."
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-Okay. -Danger is real. Fear a choice.
"-Okay. -Danger is real. Fear a choice."
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-Can we get Menchie's after this? -[Kenya yells] Just catch the ball!
"-Can we get Menchie's after this? -[Kenya yells] Just catch the ball!"
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["Good Time" by The Soul Rebels playing]
"["Good Time" by The Soul Rebels playing]"
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I feel like you're having trouble passing.
"I feel like you're having trouble passing."
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-Medium. Kam's a small. -This is awesome.
"-Medium. Kam's a small. -This is awesome."
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Pops, that's for you. I know you love an extra slim.
"Pops, that's for you. I know you love an extra slim."
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Pepperoni pizza, guys. I ordered it for us.
"Pepperoni pizza, guys. I ordered it for us."
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Uh, we can't eat that.
"Uh, we can't eat that."
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I have a guy.
"I have a guy."
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Your sister sucks!
"Your sister sucks!"
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♪ Wish I could turn back The hands on the clock ♪
"♪ Wish I could turn back The hands on the clock ♪"
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[both sighing]
"[both sighing]"
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I didn't even hang our son's picture up. That's fucked up, dude. Seriously.
"I didn't even hang our son's picture up. That's fucked up, dude. Seriously."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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-The Badgers? -Uh-huh.
"-The Badgers? -Uh-huh."
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Marsha, for sure. Ringleader. Key parties, okay?
"Marsha, for sure. Ringleader. Key parties, okay?"
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-Jim. -Jim.
"-Jim. -Jim."
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[Joya] Hey.
"[Joya] Hey."
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And, I mean, it's an amazing degree from a great school.
"And, I mean, it's an amazing degree from a great school."
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Seriously.
"Seriously."
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-if that's okay. -Yeah.
"-if that's okay. -Yeah."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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[both sighing]
"[both sighing]"
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[Kenya] You gotta admit, dude. At least she's on brand.
"[Kenya] You gotta admit, dude. At least she's on brand."
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["Just the Two of Us" by Will Smith playing]
"["Just the Two of Us" by Will Smith playing]"
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[Drea] A study by the CDC showed that black dads
"[Drea] A study by the CDC showed that black dads"
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are actually spending more time with their kids these days.
"are actually spending more time with their kids these days."
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[Drea] Black dads are more likely than their white counterparts
"[Drea] Black dads are more likely than their white counterparts"
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And to play with them on a daily basis.
"And to play with them on a daily basis."
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-[Kenya] What's happening? -[Pops] I'm practicing.
"-[Kenya] What's happening? -[Pops] I'm practicing."
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[Drea] So, yeah, maybe my dad is a miserable person.
"[Drea] So, yeah, maybe my dad is a miserable person."
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Oh, yeah, I'm for sure going to cut that.
"Oh, yeah, I'm for sure going to cut that."
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["Runaway" by Kanye West playing]
"["Runaway" by Kanye West playing]"
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♪ Look at ya, look at ya... ♪
"♪ Look at ya, look at ya... ♪"
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It's like there's this
"It's like there's this"
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bottomless hole in him he keeps trying to fill by buying stuff.
"bottomless hole in him he keeps trying to fill by buying stuff."
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Few things actually bring my dad real joy.
"Few things actually bring my dad real joy."
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A Jay-Z album.
"A Jay-Z album."
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A Jay-Z book.
"A Jay-Z book."
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I think I just saw Jay-Z!
"I think I just saw Jay-Z!"
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Let me have this! It was him.
"Let me have this! It was him."
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[Drea] Nothing brings my dad more joy than report card day.
"[Drea] Nothing brings my dad more joy than report card day."
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In this envelope
"In this envelope"
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[Drea] I've never seen someone take more pleasure
"[Drea] I've never seen someone take more pleasure"
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in dishing out judgment to the people he loves.
"in dishing out judgment to the people he loves."
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