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Clips from #BlackAF - yo, between you and me... this is because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 5 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 1,207 clips
Comedy

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We don't have as many icons,
"We don't have as many icons,"
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so it hurts a little more when one of ours goes down,
"so it hurts a little more when one of ours goes down,"
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Not that one.
"Not that one."
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Hey, big ups to Marie Van Brittan Brown, by the way.
"Hey, big ups to Marie Van Brittan Brown, by the way."
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♪ Sex, money, murder, our DNA ♪
"♪ Sex, money, murder, our DNA ♪"
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Such a hater, dude.
"Such a hater, dude."
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Anything.
"Anything."
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You know, our chains that we used to wear,
"You know, our chains that we used to wear,"
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-Okay, just-- just humor here please. -Okay.
"-Okay, just-- just humor here please. -Okay."
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and him wondering
"and him wondering"
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I eventually just gave up.
"I eventually just gave up."
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[uproarious laughter]
"[uproarious laughter]"
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♪ Ho ♪
"♪ Ho ♪"
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♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
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-Crazy, right? I mean... -That was so crazy. Crazy.
"-Crazy, right? I mean... -That was so crazy. Crazy."
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[muttering] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
"[muttering] Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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and then, like, lead a Q&A afterwards.
"and then, like, lead a Q&A afterwards."
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-Hey, hey, hey! Hit me. -We-- No, my guy, we have to go right now.
"-Hey, hey, hey! Hit me. -We-- No, my guy, we have to go right now."
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Wait, why can't you do the panel?
"Wait, why can't you do the panel?"
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Okay, whatever.
"Okay, whatever."
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[Drea and Kenya] You thought it was good?
"[Drea and Kenya] You thought it was good?"
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I liked the writing.
"I liked the writing."
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Okay, what was so bad about that movie?
"Okay, what was so bad about that movie?"
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You know what, Par Par? You wanna take this one?
"You know what, Par Par? You wanna take this one?"
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I think, at one point, I said anyone involved in the film
"I think, at one point, I said anyone involved in the film"
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No.
"No."
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-Dude. Fall back. -Can you give me a second, bud?
"-Dude. Fall back. -Can you give me a second, bud?"
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Okay. The consensus is that it's a game-changing tour de force
"Okay. The consensus is that it's a game-changing tour de force"
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Go!
"Go!"
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Bud, you got to give me a second. Okay, bud?
"Bud, you got to give me a second. Okay, bud?"
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Yo, have you seen [bleep]?
"Yo, have you seen [bleep]?"
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I hate to be this person, but...
"I hate to be this person, but..."
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I'm flossing, y'all!
"I'm flossing, y'all!"
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What?
"What?"
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It doesn't matter 'cause you're not mixed.
"It doesn't matter 'cause you're not mixed."
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He's talking shit about my dancing?
"He's talking shit about my dancing?"
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with a toolbox filled with things that they will need
"with a toolbox filled with things that they will need"
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They need currency...
"They need currency..."
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-I got it, Mom. I got it. -...to pull out.
"-I got it, Mom. I got it. -...to pull out."
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[Joya] Kenya.
"[Joya] Kenya."
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We have a problem.
"We have a problem."
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No. No, no, no. We-- We're having a barbecue.
"No. No, no, no. We-- We're having a barbecue."
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Okay? A black barbecue.
"Okay? A black barbecue."
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O-- Okay, why just my family?
"O-- Okay, why just my family?"
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At least if you're gonna shoot a gun, shoot it like that.
"At least if you're gonna shoot a gun, shoot it like that."
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It might as well be a bag of Colombian dope.
"It might as well be a bag of Colombian dope."
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my dad doesn't love being around his family.
"my dad doesn't love being around his family."
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The sad part is,
"The sad part is,"
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Okay, so there's cousin Harold. Ex-gangster turned...
"Okay, so there's cousin Harold. Ex-gangster turned..."
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[Drea] We're not sure yet.
"[Drea] We're not sure yet."
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I'm trying to put you on the game.
"I'm trying to put you on the game."
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What you looking at?
"What you looking at?"
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It's nice... nice talking to you too.
"It's nice... nice talking to you too."
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Sweet as pie.
"Sweet as pie."
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Well, I usually only do brown liquor.
"Well, I usually only do brown liquor."
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[Drea] Could be 28, could be 45.
"[Drea] Could be 28, could be 45."
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exactly what's on her mind.
"exactly what's on her mind."
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for letting all the De La Hoyas do the work,
"for letting all the De La Hoyas do the work,"
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you know what I'm saying?
"you know what I'm saying?"
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I see you got your titties.
"I see you got your titties."
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[Drea] To be fair, my whole family is a lot.
"[Drea] To be fair, my whole family is a lot."
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-Fast. Fast. -[Nadine] They're not fast.
"-Fast. Fast. -[Nadine] They're not fast."
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-I know. -[laughing]
"-I know. -[laughing]"
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And as much as he won't admit it, my dad wouldn't either.
"And as much as he won't admit it, my dad wouldn't either."
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I changed it. I changed it.
"I changed it. I changed it."
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-Can't be doing that, cuz. -I--
"-Can't be doing that, cuz. -I--"
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It's all good. Look, though.
"It's all good. Look, though."
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Who better else than to tell my story than family, know what I mean?
"Who better else than to tell my story than family, know what I mean?"
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-Right. -A nigga like me, you know what I mean?
"-Right. -A nigga like me, you know what I mean?"
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-Nigga, it ain't even acting. -Right.
"-Nigga, it ain't even acting. -Right."
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-They should. -That's perfect, though.
"-They should. -That's perfect, though."
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This nigga wanted so passionately to be in the NBA
"This nigga wanted so passionately to be in the NBA"
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-So you know why that shit hard. -No.
"-So you know why that shit hard. -No."
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Some Like It Hot.
"Some Like It Hot."
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A little bit.
"A little bit."
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Nigga, I'm hungry!
"Nigga, I'm hungry!"
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-You hear me? -All right.
"-You hear me? -All right."
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-I'll handwrite the nigga. -Email me.
"-I'll handwrite the nigga. -Email me."
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-White Juwanna Mann. -White Juwanna Mann. Gangster shit.
"-White Juwanna Mann. -White Juwanna Mann. Gangster shit."
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♪ I live on the edge in the deep end ♪
"♪ I live on the edge in the deep end ♪"
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Yeah, he's, like, literally the only one dancing.
"Yeah, he's, like, literally the only one dancing."
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shouldn't get the same review as a bad movie?
"shouldn't get the same review as a bad movie?"
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Unc, I was saying that same shit about Juwanna Mann.
"Unc, I was saying that same shit about Juwanna Mann."
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-Oh, my God. -Man, I love that Juwanna Mann.
"-Oh, my God. -Man, I love that Juwanna Mann."
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All Juwanna Mann is... is Tootsie.
"All Juwanna Mann is... is Tootsie."
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-[Harold] Exactly. -Tootsie!
"-[Harold] Exactly. -Tootsie!"
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when some citizens is doing cocaine.
"when some citizens is doing cocaine."
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-That's Citizen 'Caine. -[Harold] Yeah, well...
"-That's Citizen 'Caine. -[Harold] Yeah, well..."
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Why you ain't done nothing with that Tyler Perry?
"Why you ain't done nothing with that Tyler Perry?"
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-Yeah. -Um...
"-Yeah. -Um..."
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We-- we might. We might do something.
"We-- we might. We might do something."
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That was so funny!
"That was so funny!"
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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Because I know the one thing they'll do
"Because I know the one thing they'll do"
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that Hollywood won't do is keep it completely real with me.
"that Hollywood won't do is keep it completely real with me."
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sometimes, you got to just listen to the public, hear the people.
"sometimes, you got to just listen to the public, hear the people."
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Like, super professionally cast.
"Like, super professionally cast."
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[Drea] Um... I'll keep an eye out for it.
"[Drea] Um... I'll keep an eye out for it."
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I wanted to walk out,
"I wanted to walk out,"
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and, you know, it was black this and black that,
"and, you know, it was black this and black that,"
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it'll be like, "We're speaking bad against a black movie."
"it'll be like, "We're speaking bad against a black movie.""
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The #metoo, the #timesup.
"The #metoo, the #timesup."
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-[Nelson] Right? -Where was its 99?
"-[Nelson] Right? -Where was its 99?"
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Is there, like, a freedom in, like, being allowed to make bad movies?
"Is there, like, a freedom in, like, being allowed to make bad movies?"
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-[chuckling] Oh! -Yeah, this is expensive. How you doing?
"-[chuckling] Oh! -Yeah, this is expensive. How you doing?"
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-Good to meet you. -[laughing]
"-Good to meet you. -[laughing]"
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-What? -Yes.
"-What? -Yes."
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What kind of potatoes are damn $35?
"What kind of potatoes are damn $35?"
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and you don't seem like you care.
"and you don't seem like you care."
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I think I care, like, a lot.
"I think I care, like, a lot."
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Nina Simone said this and I never forgot it. She said,
"Nina Simone said this and I never forgot it. She said,"
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There's a lot of times I see shit that win Oscars and I be like,
"There's a lot of times I see shit that win Oscars and I be like,"
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They don't get it, which is all cool.
"They don't get it, which is all cool."
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down the street from Mississippi where Emmett Till was murdered.
"down the street from Mississippi where Emmett Till was murdered."
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I'm talking to us, connecting with us.
"I'm talking to us, connecting with us."
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Fuck that. Tell your story,
"Fuck that. Tell your story,"
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-We doing government names? -I just felt like it was a special moment.
"-We doing government names? -I just felt like it was a special moment."
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Yeah. All right.
"Yeah. All right."
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I guess I'll never know.
"I guess I'll never know."
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Okay, everything's your fault, so you're gonna have to be more specific.
"Okay, everything's your fault, so you're gonna have to be more specific."
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