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Clips from #BlackAF - i know this is going to sound crazy... but this, too, is because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 7 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 842 clips
Comedy

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["Good Vibes" by Tre Wright & Levi Maddox playing]
"["Good Vibes" by Tre Wright & Levi Maddox playing]"
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[Drea] When you think about vacations, you think about
"[Drea] When you think about vacations, you think about"
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traveling the world,
"traveling the world,"
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[Drea] Now, of course, no one starts vacations at each other's throats.
"[Drea] Now, of course, no one starts vacations at each other's throats."
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"where God would stay if he wanted to use his AmEx points."
""where God would stay if he wanted to use his AmEx points.""
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-What's wrong with Hawaii? -Where in Hawaii?
"-What's wrong with Hawaii? -Where in Hawaii?"
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and start your campaign of misinformation.
"and start your campaign of misinformation."
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Can every single creature in Australia kill you?
"Can every single creature in Australia kill you?"
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[Joya] Yes!
"[Joya] Yes!"
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My guys!
"My guys!"
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[Kenya] Look, calm down, guys.
"[Kenya] Look, calm down, guys."
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It's an island that has broken glass everywhere,
"It's an island that has broken glass everywhere,"
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[Kam] Ooh.
"[Kam] Ooh."
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[excitedly] What? That is so cool!
"[excitedly] What? That is so cool!"
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-No, that is not so cool! -[Kenya] What do you mean?
"-No, that is not so cool! -[Kenya] What do you mean?"
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The dude hunts crocodiles,
"The dude hunts crocodiles,"
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Fine, man.
"Fine, man."
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Yet he also almost got eaten by a shark.
"Yet he also almost got eaten by a shark."
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Yes!
"Yes!"
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[Kenya] The boys want to go to Tahiti.
"[Kenya] The boys want to go to Tahiti."
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Really? Nothing to do with you?
"Really? Nothing to do with you?"
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And we know which way Drea is going to sway.
"And we know which way Drea is going to sway."
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[Kenya sighs]
"[Kenya sighs]"
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Yeah, I think we're...
"Yeah, I think we're..."
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-Yeah! -Yeah!
"-Yeah! -Yeah!"
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-But I was-- -Who cares? It's not a competition.
"-But I was-- -Who cares? It's not a competition."
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You're such a bad mom-- Like, a failure.
"You're such a bad mom-- Like, a failure."
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Y'all are soft.
"Y'all are soft."
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I shit the diaper, Mommy.
"I shit the diaper, Mommy."
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If I'm acting nervous, it's because I'm nervous.
"If I'm acting nervous, it's because I'm nervous."
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defend, rebound, really just a complete package.
"defend, rebound, really just a complete package."
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♪ I'm kinda like a big deal ♪
"♪ I'm kinda like a big deal ♪"
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Bla-lah!
"Bla-lah!"
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It's why Jo's cousin, Peaches, and my assistant Danny are tagging along.
"It's why Jo's cousin, Peaches, and my assistant Danny are tagging along."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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[Chloe laughing]
"[Chloe laughing]"
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Yeah, Marquise.
"Yeah, Marquise."
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What's up with this fucking guy?
"What's up with this fucking guy?"
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I want you to bang out a family pic for me.
"I want you to bang out a family pic for me."
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-Oh, but then I can't be in it. -I know, I know, it's all good, bud.
"-Oh, but then I can't be in it. -I know, I know, it's all good, bud."
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-You're so close to me! Scoot. -I don't care!
"-You're so close to me! Scoot. -I don't care!"
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Just take it. Okay, fine. The picture's taken. It's fine.
"Just take it. Okay, fine. The picture's taken. It's fine."
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-Okay. -Thanks, Pops.
"-Okay. -Thanks, Pops."
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There's beverages in the back. I think I saw a La Croix
"There's beverages in the back. I think I saw a La Croix"
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This is us, guys.
"This is us, guys."
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Can you stop?
"Can you stop?"
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[Kenya] How?
"[Kenya] How?"
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Guys! Prosciutto and melon is also available.
"Guys! Prosciutto and melon is also available."
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[Chloe] Let's see what movies are playing.
"[Chloe] Let's see what movies are playing."
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they're like best friends.
"they're like best friends."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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She's like, "How do these black people have so much money?"
"She's like, "How do these black people have so much money?""
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Dying.
"Dying."
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I'll be around.
"I'll be around."
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Do you have any warm nuts?
"Do you have any warm nuts?"
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and I organically slipped in that I was a lawyer.
"and I organically slipped in that I was a lawyer."
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-Oh, I like that. I like that. -Yeah?
"-Oh, I like that. I like that. -Yeah?"
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[whispering] What the fuck are you doing, dude?
"[whispering] What the fuck are you doing, dude?"
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-Don't talk to her. -Why?
"-Don't talk to her. -Why?"
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The captain has some rule, like, only immediate family members.
"The captain has some rule, like, only immediate family members."
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-Okay. -Okay.
"-Okay. -Okay."
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had such a refined alcohol palate
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had such a refined alcohol palate"
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to not like the world's most beloved drink.
"to not like the world's most beloved drink."
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Guava.
"Guava."
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Look, they have apple,
"Look, they have apple,"
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And it was beautiful.
"And it was beautiful."
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It's a really simple game. Move your hand.
"It's a really simple game. Move your hand."
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[Marquise] Excuse me, Pops, can I talk to you for a quick second?
"[Marquise] Excuse me, Pops, can I talk to you for a quick second?"
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Hey, man.
"Hey, man."
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I mean, I'm not saying you're my dad. I'm just,
"I mean, I'm not saying you're my dad. I'm just,"
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I guess I'm just really thankful you decided to include me in all of this.
"I guess I'm just really thankful you decided to include me in all of this."
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Mm-hmm.
"Mm-hmm."
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Ooh, what about that African family right over there?
"Ooh, what about that African family right over there?"
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-No. -No.
"-No. -No."
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They look down on us.
"They look down on us."
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They're kind of better than us in some ways.
"They're kind of better than us in some ways."
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We're the black people that got caught.
"We're the black people that got caught."
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You two can share the couch. I'm taking the bed.
"You two can share the couch. I'm taking the bed."
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Not this trip.
"Not this trip."
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[Kam] What the--
"[Kam] What the--"
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This is going to take some getting used to.
"This is going to take some getting used to."
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And I'm going to be staying with...
"And I'm going to be staying with..."
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-Respect. -To Danny.
"-Respect. -To Danny."
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-This is really beautiful, dude. -Yeah.
"-This is really beautiful, dude. -Yeah."
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I mean, yeah. It's an island.
"I mean, yeah. It's an island."
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Like, don't let him outta your eyes this entire trip.
"Like, don't let him outta your eyes this entire trip."
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I feel like I can learn a lot just by being in his orbit.
"I feel like I can learn a lot just by being in his orbit."
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Do I have to worry about you fucking him, too?
"Do I have to worry about you fucking him, too?"
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What?
"What?"
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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-Do you need help? -No, man!
"-Do you need help? -No, man!"
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Okay, nothing!
"Okay, nothing!"
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Good.
"Good."
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-Nah. -Nah?
"-Nah. -Nah?"
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You know, I got to get my bearings.
"You know, I got to get my bearings."
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-Sure. -Yeah.
"-Sure. -Yeah."
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Jump!
"Jump!"
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-[Peaches] Get in the pool, Brooklyn. -No.
"-[Peaches] Get in the pool, Brooklyn. -No."
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[Kenya] Yo, babe.
"[Kenya] Yo, babe."
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-[Brooklyn] No. -[Peaches] Come on!
"-[Brooklyn] No. -[Peaches] Come on!"
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Nah.
"Nah."
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What are you guys doing? Marquise!
"What are you guys doing? Marquise!"
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I'm just splashing with my bros. Splash bros.
"I'm just splashing with my bros. Splash bros."
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You know, every single time we go somewhere,
"You know, every single time we go somewhere,"
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I miss Steven so much.
"I miss Steven so much."
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No, you wouldn't.
"No, you wouldn't."
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Everything you know about sex, you learned from a TED Talk.
"Everything you know about sex, you learned from a TED Talk."
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-Yo, what's up, dude? -Nothing. Everything's chill.
"-Yo, what's up, dude? -Nothing. Everything's chill."
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Okay, yeah, no problem.
"Okay, yeah, no problem."
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Like, what kind of fucked up evolutionary trait is that?
"Like, what kind of fucked up evolutionary trait is that?"
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I got-- I got you.
"I got-- I got you."
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-Just use it! -Okay, I'll use it. Yep.
"-Just use it! -Okay, I'll use it. Yep."
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Dinner that night was the first time we'd gathered for a meal
"Dinner that night was the first time we'd gathered for a meal"
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and by toast, I mean stand up
"and by toast, I mean stand up"
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over this warm
"over this warm"
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Same thing. All I'm trying to--
"Same thing. All I'm trying to--"
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-[Kenya] Right, I-- -[Joya] Same ocean, but...
"-[Kenya] Right, I-- -[Joya] Same ocean, but..."
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All I'm saying is Hawaii...
"All I'm saying is Hawaii..."
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[Kenya continues toast indistinctly]
"[Kenya continues toast indistinctly]"
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