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Clips from #BlackAF - i know you may not get this, but the reason we deserve a vacation is... because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 8 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 802 clips
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and the Blitzkrieg had officially begun.
"and the Blitzkrieg had officially begun."
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-[bombs exploding] -Jo!
"-[bombs exploding] -Jo!"
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I swear to God, keep calling it my book shit
"I swear to God, keep calling it my book shit"
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Any time we go away, he's working.
"Any time we go away, he's working."
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Two-day panel on American story structure.
"Two-day panel on American story structure."
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I never 100 percent confirmed this,
"I never 100 percent confirmed this,"
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What was she gonna do?
"What was she gonna do?"
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[laughing]
"[laughing]"
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let's say, a cold war.
"let's say, a cold war."
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Well, I looked it up.
"Well, I looked it up."
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-Why is he like this? -[gasps incredulously]
"-Why is he like this? -[gasps incredulously]"
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[scoffs] You guys sound stupid.
"[scoffs] You guys sound stupid."
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[Drea] Five?
"[Drea] Five?"
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well into your teens.
"well into your teens."
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[Pops] Guys, stop!
"[Pops] Guys, stop!"
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[Kam] Go, go, go!
"[Kam] Go, go, go!"
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Guys!
"Guys!"
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♪ You either with me or ♪
"♪ You either with me or ♪"
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-[snoring] -[Kenya sighs]
"-[snoring] -[Kenya sighs]"
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Cool, cool.
"Cool, cool."
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[door slams]
"[door slams]"
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I do have a history of... melanoma in my family, though.
"I do have a history of... melanoma in my family, though."
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We had to bury my uncle Hecky in a closed casket.
"We had to bury my uncle Hecky in a closed casket."
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Enjoy your breakfast.
"Enjoy your breakfast."
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[Chloe] I'm literally dying. This brunch is about to give me life.
"[Chloe] I'm literally dying. This brunch is about to give me life."
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-Oh, no. -Princess Drea! What's the business?
"-Oh, no. -Princess Drea! What's the business?"
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How was your night?
"How was your night?"
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Um...
"Um..."
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and really thinks she's got it figured out.
"and really thinks she's got it figured out."
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She doesn't know what my scene is.
"She doesn't know what my scene is."
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I have so many scenes, okay?
"I have so many scenes, okay?"
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Environmental Warrior Society,
"Environmental Warrior Society,"
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Okay, Drea.
"Okay, Drea."
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Fine.
"Fine."
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-[coughs] -You know that's just orange juice, right?
"-[coughs] -You know that's just orange juice, right?"
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I'm just... not a pulp person.
"I'm just... not a pulp person."
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It is delicious.
"It is delicious."
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After you take these little guys to their stop,
"After you take these little guys to their stop,"
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With our cuteness and your motor skills,
"With our cuteness and your motor skills,"
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I feel that you're not wrong.
"I feel that you're not wrong."
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Do you understand what I'm saying? A whole race of people
"Do you understand what I'm saying? A whole race of people"
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The ozone gets half an inch thinner,
"The ozone gets half an inch thinner,"
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God, I wish I had thought of it first. Now I look thirsty. [groans]
"God, I wish I had thought of it first. Now I look thirsty. [groans]"
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I hope so, that's my man.
"I hope so, that's my man."
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He's-- He's actually not my boy, he's technically my allergist,
"He's-- He's actually not my boy, he's technically my allergist,"
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Oh, my gosh, are you just not gonna answer his call?
"Oh, my gosh, are you just not gonna answer his call?"
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get to your head because this moment is all about you.
"get to your head because this moment is all about you."
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but he got in my head, girl.
"but he got in my head, girl."
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That's right, girl, and the best revenge
"That's right, girl, and the best revenge"
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Focusing on me!
"Focusing on me!"
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Hold up.
"Hold up."
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can I just take her for a quick spin? Please?
"can I just take her for a quick spin? Please?"
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Come on. It'll be really fast.
"Come on. It'll be really fast."
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-Sorry, dude. We got bills to pay. -Fine.
"-Sorry, dude. We got bills to pay. -Fine."
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[screams]
"[screams]"
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Are you, though?
"Are you, though?"
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like we have to tell Mom and Dad what you did.
"like we have to tell Mom and Dad what you did."
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[upbeat music playing]
"[upbeat music playing]"
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[Drea chuckles]
"[Drea chuckles]"
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and we should make sure to maintain a one to one water to beer ratio and--
"and we should make sure to maintain a one to one water to beer ratio and--"
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[Chloe] Dude, shut up.
"[Chloe] Dude, shut up."
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Yeah, kind of.
"Yeah, kind of."
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And he's actually kinda cute. You should go talk to him.
"And he's actually kinda cute. You should go talk to him."
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[scoffs]
"[scoffs]"
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If he wants to talk, he can come over here.
"If he wants to talk, he can come over here."
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Mar-Mar?
"Mar-Mar?"
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[Danny] Guys!
"[Danny] Guys!"
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Fill me in on the details, huh? Don't hold back.
"Fill me in on the details, huh? Don't hold back."
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-I need another room, dawg. -Absolutely.
"-I need another room, dawg. -Absolutely."
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but wake up, like, "What happened?" but be happy?
"but wake up, like, "What happened?" but be happy?"
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[music playing, crowd cheering]
"[music playing, crowd cheering]"
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Vinaka.
"Vinaka."
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Ow!
"Ow!"
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[continues buzzing]
"[continues buzzing]"
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♪ Well, you done done me And you bet I felt it ♪
"♪ Well, you done done me And you bet I felt it ♪"
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♪ Tried to be chill But you're so hot I melted ♪
"♪ Tried to be chill But you're so hot I melted ♪"
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This dude is bumming me out.
"This dude is bumming me out."
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-[Chloe] Okay, maybe we should go. -I'm down, where are we going?
"-[Chloe] Okay, maybe we should go. -I'm down, where are we going?"
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[sighs] And she's back.
"[sighs] And she's back."
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You used to kill spin the bottle?
"You used to kill spin the bottle?"
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Let's do this!
"Let's do this!"
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[all] Kiss them both!
"[all] Kiss them both!"
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A guy and a girl. I mean, I don't think I've ever seen that before.
"A guy and a girl. I mean, I don't think I've ever seen that before."
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So, who did you like more?
"So, who did you like more?"
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Shut up. Just shut up.
"Shut up. Just shut up."
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Yeah, and then you had your second one right after.
"Yeah, and then you had your second one right after."
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You're supposed to be my big sister.
"You're supposed to be my big sister."
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From what, having a good time?
"From what, having a good time?"
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No.
"No."
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From making stupid, embarrassing decisions that will ruin my whole life.
"From making stupid, embarrassing decisions that will ruin my whole life."
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Okay. Would it be easier if you just emailed me
"Okay. Would it be easier if you just emailed me"
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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I don't have to make you a list.
"I don't have to make you a list."
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God.
"God."
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Yo.
"Yo."
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Not bad at all.
"Not bad at all."
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Isn't that right, guys?
"Isn't that right, guys?"
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No, you cannot tell Mom and Dad, you cannot tell Mom and Dad, please.
"No, you cannot tell Mom and Dad, you cannot tell Mom and Dad, please."
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Sorry, dude. It's out of our hands. Someone's gonna find this eventually.
"Sorry, dude. It's out of our hands. Someone's gonna find this eventually."
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["Ante Up" by M.O.P. playing]
"["Ante Up" by M.O.P. playing]"
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[phone rings]
"[phone rings]"
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Okay. Well, next time, maybe, like, actually enjoy the resort for real.
"Okay. Well, next time, maybe, like, actually enjoy the resort for real."
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-Yeah. Definitely agree. -Exert yourself, man.
"-Yeah. Definitely agree. -Exert yourself, man."
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I basically feel like I'm another one of the Barrises.
"I basically feel like I'm another one of the Barrises."
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-I do try. -Yeah.
"-I do try. -Yeah."
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I don't see what the problem everybody else has with him.
"I don't see what the problem everybody else has with him."
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What's a PI?
"What's a PI?"
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[Kenya sighs]
"[Kenya sighs]"
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Fuck the 'gram.
"Fuck the 'gram."
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-What? -I'm getting in.
"-What? -I'm getting in."
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Come on in, you pussy!
"Come on in, you pussy!"
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Jo, we're swimming pool swimmers. We're not ocean swimmers.
"Jo, we're swimming pool swimmers. We're not ocean swimmers."
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Hold on, I'm coming, babe!
"Hold on, I'm coming, babe!"
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-[Drea] Dad, help her! -I'm going! This is silk! This is silk!
"-[Drea] Dad, help her! -I'm going! This is silk! This is silk!"
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when I was clearly gearing up to do it myself.
"when I was clearly gearing up to do it myself."
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It's that weirdo Pasadena shit, dude
"It's that weirdo Pasadena shit, dude"
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No, no, I mean, I totally get it.
"No, no, I mean, I totally get it."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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It didn't. It didn't.
"It didn't. It didn't."
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And yeah, it was going to take work,
"And yeah, it was going to take work,"
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